#and you're telling me as the world collapses around marlene she's just like 'oh daddy's not coming home? ::sadface::'
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FF7 I love you but why do none of your kids sound like kids
#shiny object spotted#ff7#final fantasy 7#ffvii#i just don't see a four-year-old just asking a stranger 'are they gonna destroy the bar?'#like have you met a four-year-old#the other day i had one cry bc he didn't want the chair i gave him bc it was the 'wrong type of chair'#and he was ADAMANT that he had to sit on this other kid's chair instead#IT WAS THE SAME DAMN CHAIR. EXACTLY THE SAME CHAIR#so i went through ALL the other chairs in the classroom until the LAST one he accepted#IT WAS. THE SAME. DAMN. CHAIR. AS EVERY OTHER CHAIR.#and then i had a five-year-old cry bc i asked them to go touch 'bird' instead of 'dog'#then there was the kid who cried bc i asked him if he had a pen instead of glue#most recently i had a 5 y/o cry bc during the song he wanted to go around the circle the other way#and you're telling me as the world collapses around marlene she's just like 'oh daddy's not coming home? ::sadface::'#you're telling me she wouldn't be either screaming/sobbing her little head off or totally paralysed??#i just don't buy it. 4 y/os aren't reasonable or level-headed at the best of times#also i don't think 4 y/os know the word 'destroy' but i don't know any english-speaking 4 y/os. and ig she could hear barret say it a lot
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