#and yes I’m holding a chocolate pocky cause smoking is bad for you kids

[scaplivingtogether]

Seven Crimes and Punishments- Living Together: Judge Sitting and Girl Talk

Chapter 4

Judge Sitting and Girl Talk

Gallerian was conscience again, but the effects from the poison of the rose's thorns made him very weak, the sinners are in the men's bedroom around Gallerian's bed, Allen gave the Judge the antidote in Margarita's gift vile(Thanks to Michaela who supplied sap from her tree form).

"Here, drink this." He said. The Judge took the vile and drank it all greedily, feeling his wounds healing and his strength coming back to him, he tried to get out of bed...but was no use.

"What the hell? Did it work?" He asked while struggling to stand up.

"It did, it just takes a while for the affects to completely work." Allen said, "But in the meantime your gonna be dead from the waist down for...at least two hours."

'Two hours!?"

"Woooow, we're here for a few hours and now Gallerian's temporally handicapped." Banica said.

"Watch it you! My Little Michelle was handicapped!' Gallerian snapped, Nemesis rolled her eyes in disgust.

"Tragic, a sad old man who plays with dolls." Riliane said shaking her head and holding in her laugh.

"SHE"S NOT A DOLL!" Gallerian yelled at her.

"Alright ladies let's leave the grumpy old man alone, go and do each others nails or something." Allen said lightly shoving the women out of the room. "As for you Sateriasis, your gonna be the man's legs until he can walk again."

Sateriasis had been laying on his bed cuddling with his body pillow which had a picture of Gumina Glassred on it the whole time sat up and said: "What? Me his legs?"

"You kinda did deserve it for the Twister thing." Allen said smirking. "Besides, he may want to take a bath and your the biggest one here to carry someone at his weight, no offense Judge."

"None taken." Gallerian said, he laid their for a while thinking about what Allen said, he smirked at the duke, "Revenge time." He thought, "You heard the little brat Duke, your gonna be my little bitch for the next two hours, until I can walk again."

Sateriasis let out a half-hearted laugh, "You bet your dirty money you think I'm gonna be your bitch, old man, I'm the dominate male of the "Seven Deadly Sins" I shalt not take orders from a doll-obsessed miser."

"That's enough out of you both, you're both full-grown civilized men here so start acting like it, one last thing." Allen said as he took out a list. "I told the Master of the Hellish Yard what happened and she gave me a list of do's and don'ts you should follow until you're fully recovered, Gallerian..." He cleared his voice and said:

"No Gunfights,

No knife fights,

No Hand-to-Hand combat with Nemesis and/or Sateriasis,

No viewing of Scary films,

No consumption of Alcohol,

No Smoking,

No bathing in cold water,

No Skydiving..."where is her ladyship getting this list from?",

No listening to "Little Orphan Annie" on the radio,

No activating [Punishment],

No handling of the Vessels of Sin,

and under No circumstances that you may participate in "Sexual Intercourse" with the nearest person."

Allen closed the list saying: "Other wise the healing process will take longer, and you certainly don't want to be stuck as a Vegetable forever, do you?"

Sateriasis then busted out laughing when he heard the last part, falling on the floor holding his gut with his right hand and pounding the floor with his left.

"No Sex, Oh what's a sad old man to do?" Gallerian said sarcastically while tilting his head back, but then faced Allen again when he noticed something was not right. "Wait, did She actually wrote in that last part?"

"Yeah, apparently she's under the impression that your a "Perverted Old Trash Can"...as quoted by her." Allen said.

"And how may I ask did she get that impression?" Gallerian asked irritability.

"I honestly don't know."

Sateriasis calmed down from laughing so hard, wiping the tears from his eyes with is handkerchief and said "Oh please Judge, as far as anyone's concern, any person who had their first affair with a "curtain Playwright" is considered a male slut, Ha ha ha ha!"

Gallerian's face turned into a tomato from what he said, he covered his face with his blanket and said: "Shut up that matter is private! AND it was Ma's fault that she never told me about that green haired demon."

"Cheeky lady-killer." Riliane said poking her head in the room.

"Riliane. Ladies room. Now. Go." Allen said sternly, She rolled her eyes and left.

"Mark my words Judge." Sateriasis said next to him. "Though you keep saying that it you two are just good friends." He got close to his ear and whispered, "You can't deny the fact that your "friend" is a beautiful seductress." he blew into his ear, causing the Judge push him away, and hid under his covers.

"Leave me alone." He whined.

"Very well then, I'm going to be checking in with Sickle about these events, I'll be back in just a few moments, Sateriasis you take care of this guy and that's that." Allen said as he left the room, he opened the ladies room and saw the girls talking. "Kayo, I'll be checking in with Sickle so your in charge until I get back."

"I might as well, It'll keep me occupied while I tailor." She said quietly as she continues to sew Gallerian's sleeve back into the open seams of his cloak.

"Thanks." He left afterwards.

"You never get a break don't you, Hun?" Banica said to the tailor, drinking blood grave.

"I have to concentrate on my work, I hold my scissors very hard in hand, and I always follow a motto my mother used to say after she gave me her scissors."

"What's the Motto?" Margarita asked, brushing her pigtails.

"The more you sharpen them, the better they cut." Kayo said holding up her scissors.

"Nice motto." Banica said.

"You peasants do realize that we're in a box, and that you'll soon run out of things to sew and tailor? Nom nom nom." Riliane said eating chocolate Pocky.

"I'll think of something child." Kayo replied, "Believe it or not I don't tailor all the time, I take walks, chat, feed fishes, clean the tuna, spring clean the house, sharpen the scissors, and play the shamisen, one shalt not stereotype people based off of one skill alone."

"Ok, Nom nom nom."

"I want one of those." Nemesis said, taking a pocky.

"~You two should do the pocky game~" The girls turned their heads and saw Sateriasis poking his head by the door.

"SATI!" Riliane yelled as she threw a pillow at him, she missed and he let out a mischievous giggle.

"I was just kidding, he he he."

"Get out you pervert!" Nemesis sneered.

"Sateriasis! I need a bath!" He heard Gallerian yell for him.

"CAN YOU WAIT UNTIL YOU CAN WALK AGAIN!?" Sateriasis yelled back.

"I WANT ONE NOOOOOOOOW! I SMEEEEEELLL!" Gallerian whined, the duke can hear him pounding the bed like a brat.

"Fiiiine." He said in a Sarcastic tone, Nemesis was holding in her laugh for how her Father's acting towards the Duke.

"He's acting like my mother right now." Nemesis said, covering her mouth.

"Ah yes, Ma, she was such a card at Evils Theater." Banica said in a amused way. "You did say she survived [Punishment]'s blast right?"

"I hoped so."

"Talk about "Oedipus Complex" much right?" Riliane whispered to Margarita.

"WHAT?!"

"Nothing! She said you have nice nails, a beautiful shade of red! Just like the City of Calgaround!" Margarita said out loud in panic.

"Suuuuure she said that." Gallerian said sarcastically while being carried by Sateriasis bridal style.

"Drop him off the staircase Duke!" Riliane said.

"I can't then Allen will yell at me and punish me." Sateriasis said childishly.

"Damn ri-wait which "Punishment" are we talking about here?" Gallerian asked, causing Sateriasis to burst out laughing again.

"I can think of many things he meant by "Punishment"." Banica said wiggling her Eyebrows.

"EW NO! THEY'RE FULL GROWN MEN! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?" Kayo said in disgust.

"It's not so bad once you see it, trust me, fu fu fu."

"Not sure if I should take your word for it or not."

"I got a camera for it." Margarita said, holding up a old-fashioned camera.

"When did you have that thing?" Banica asked.

"Just in case I want to press charges for Kasper's infidelity and involvement with the black market, tee-hee."

"You could've done that instead of using Gift on Toragay and that cheating Bastard." Nemesis said.

"But he and the town looked so tired and had been through a lot, I didn't want to be a burden on them."

Nemesis's eye began twitching, "...Alright, you know what?" She stood up. "You ladies talk among yourselves. I've had it! You three are a little too weird which is okay. But you! You, my gift-making friend, are a freak. I can't handle freaks. These freaks I can handle. You, my Dad, and Sati included however, are freaky." she walked out of the room.

"Was it something I said?" Margarita asked.

~A few minutes later in the bathroom~

Sateriasis placed the naked Judge into the warm tub.

"Turn on the radio." Gallerian responded after sinking in. "I like to hear some jazz." Sateriasis rolled his eyes and did what he said, it only took a bit due to Sateriasis being unfamiliar with technology from his own Era, the radio channel to the heavy metal channel on full blast for some reason, Gallerian and Sateriasis covered their ears from the deafening music, but the Duke was able to change it to the channel Gallerian wanted.

"STOP! Stop! It's perfect." Gallerian said as he sank back in. "Thank you."

Sateriasis rapidly shook his head before saying: "I think I lost my ability to hear from my right ear." Just when Sateriasis was about to leave...

"Wait! I want Ice Cream!"

"Seriously? Your in the blasting tub!" Sateriasis exclaimed.

"I won't make a mess idiot, I'll be using a bowl!"

"The toilet bowl?"

Gallerian throws a bar of soap at him, which doesn't count as hand to hand combat. "DON'T RUIN ICE CREAM FOR ME!"

"Alright! Alright! I'll get your ice cream." Sateriasis left the room.

~In the living room~

Nemesis was by the telephone trying to call someone, She was looking through the phone book for someone's name till she stopped at "Kayo Sudou."...Her mother, not the tailor.

"There she is." She said as she dialed in her number on the telephone until she hears a beeping noise in there.

"Hello?"

"Mother, it's great to he-"

"I'm sorry but I'm not home right now but I will appreciate it you leave a message for me K? hugs and kisses *chu* fu fu fu, bye bye! *Hangs up*"

Nemesis stood there with blank expression, "Damn it." She mumbled as she slammed the phone down.

"Anything wrong dear?" Nemesis heard someone in the kitchen.

"I was calling Mother to see if I can reach her, but all I got is her message." She walked into room and saw Sateriasis making a bowl of Strawberry Ice Cream. "What about you?"

"Making a bowl of Ice Cream for your father."

"I can't believe your taking orders form that jackass, why is that?"

"Because I've lost control of my life."

"Eh?"

"No, I had to do to take orders from him, he won't shut up and Allen wanted me to be his legs until he can walk again."

"Drop the Ice cream on his head."

"I would but I can't." He began walking up the stairs, "I don't want to get in trouble."

"He's only Fourteen, you can take on a fourteen year old."

"True, but he has god as his witness, He he he he." He walked up the stairs to give Gallerian his Ice Cream.

"Hm, Good one." Nemesis said with a small smirk.

~Up stairs~

He was about to open the door, but then he noticed something off, he peeked inside and saw Gallerian laying on his back...with his left leg crossed over his right out of the water while humming, it hasn't been two hours and yet..."HE TRICKED ME!" Thought Angrily, "HE WASN'T IMMOBILE AT ALL, AND THAT BRAT WAS IN ON IT TOO! NO ONE EVER DOUBLE CROSSES ME!" He was clawing on the bowl he was holding as his right eye twitches, but then he regained his composure and knocked on the door.

Gallerian sunk his legs down and said: "Come in!"

Sateriasis came in with a smile on his, a smile that hid his true nature. "I got the Ice Cream for you." He said still smiling.

"Ah yes thank you."

Sateriasis lulled him into a false sense of security by handing it over slowly...before slamming the bowl on Gallerian's head.

"AGH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" He angrily spat while shaking the ice cream off his head.

"YOU AND ALLEN TRICKED ME YOU BLUE HEADED BASTARD!" Sateriasis yelled angrily, finally snapping. "I SAW YOUR LEGS!"

"Ok so we faked my condition, It was to teach you that I don't like being made your whore during twister!" Gallerian frowned at him.

"THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TRICK ME AND LATER MADE YOUR SERVANT!"

Gallerian then stood from the tub, still covered in soap and Strawberry Ice Cream and slapped him across the face, before being slapped back and so on. Sateriasis then grabbed Gallerian by his hair and waist, "OW OW OW OW!" He yelped as Sateriasis dragged the Judge out of the bathroom and bowled his slippery body across the corridor floor like a cowboy at a bar fight until his head hit the boy's bedroom door. "Ow." Gallerian was able to get up before being strangled by his neck. Banica looked out side and exclaimed in excitement: "Holy crap! Naked Beelzenian Wrestling!" The girls saw and started gawking, excluding Riliane who's eyes got covered by Kayo.

Gallerian kneed the Duke in his "eggplant", Sateriasis let out a high-pitch female screech as he let goes of Gallerian, the Judge ran down stairs to the front door.

~Meanwhile down stairs~

Nemesis was opening a can of Pepsi from the fridge, a popular beverage first invented in Mastia during the late 9th Century EC. She heard a ruckus upstairs along with Banica yelling: "Holy crap! Naked Beelzenian Wrestling!" but never bothered to go up, it was then she saw her deadbeat Father running to the front door, naked, and covered in soap and ice cream in which caused Nemesis to spit out her soft drink upon seeing him buck naked. She looked at the can she drank from and proceeds to pour the can out the window.

The door was locked, Gallerian looked back and saw Sateriasis, who had recovered from the Judge's kick, came running down with a broom in hand before Gallerian ran into the living room, Nemesis got in the hallway to avoid the action. "KICK HIS ASS, DUKE!" She exclaimed.

Sateriasis then got on Gallerian's back and began pulling on his leg way back to Saterasis's shoulder, Gallerian yelped in pain as he began pounding the ground. In the hallway, Allen came in through the door with a small black bag in hand and saw the two wrestling in the living room.

"Oh crap, he found out." Allen thought upon realizing that Sateriasis had discovered their prank, he slipped by the hall, only for the Duke to catch him.

"YOU!" He hissed as he began chasing him in the hall, into the kitchen, then the dining room, then back in the living, and repeat, that is until Allen hid in the closet. "LET ME IN YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Gallerian was able to recover and slip back upstairs back to his bedroom.

"Nice butt." Banica said winking, causing Gallerian to blush.

"I got your cloak fixed." Kayo said.

"Thanks." He said, taking the cloak. "Where's that Greedy Bastard!" Gallerian heard Sateriasis yell, he hid in his Bedroom and locked the door. Once Sateriasis left, Allen opened the the closet.

"Prank?" Margarita asked.

"Me and Gallerian don't tolerate the pervert's behavior so we made him our servant for the time be-OW!" Saterasis pulled on his ponytail for the stairs.

"Gotcha! You insufferable little brat!" He said smirking as he dragged him upstairs, he walked in the bathroom and stuffed his head in the toilet and began flushing the toilet.

"A swirly? That's so gross and childish." Nemesis said.

~Downstairs~

There lays a bag Allen was carrying, emotionless...but then Light started showing in it, it then out grew and torn the bag apart, showing a blond headed "girl" with violet eyes, wearing a black bikini top with matching short shorts, slip on shoes, and six small bat wings holding four yellow Mirrors, chained up in "her" hands.

"How bloody rude of the god to put me in a bag all the way here." the "girl" said irritably. "What's going on up there?" The said "girl" flew up with "her" wings and saw Sateriasis give Allen a swirly.

"STOP IT! THAT'S TOO FAR!" Riliane yelled as she began to pull on Sateriasis's ponytail, thus releasing his grip of the boy's head.

"Hahahahahah! There's nothing like a good ol' live sitcom preformed by a pack of circus clowns!" The winged "Girl" laughed. Everyone turned their attention to her upon hearing her laughing.

"Lucifer, what are you doing here?" Riliane asked.

"This child is Lucifer?" Gallerian asked after coming out of the bedroom, wearing his clothes.

"He's my Demon."

"HE?" Everyone but the twins and Lucifer reacted accordingly.

"Why yes, the one and only Demon of Pride! But you can call me "Gou-Chan" or "Lucifer" if you like." He bows, "Now to answer my contractor's question, Allen brought me and my mirrors here."

"True story." Allen answered, drying his hair off. "He knew that something like this was going to happen so he volunteered to be your guys mentor."

"Oh? So now we're taking orders from our demons?" Banica said sarcastically, "They're the one who screwed us ten-fold in the first place."

"We knew what we did was wrong, but we're gonna help you this time, just so Held won't turn us into newts." Lucifer answered up close to the fake demon's face. "With me, It'd be both a learning experience for you seven, and plain entertainment for me."

"How will you do it?" Kayo asked.

"Simple." He took out the four mirrors of Lucifenia and held them up above his head and yelled: "ALTERNATE UNIVERSES!!"

Everyone even Allen was confused of what the demon meant, the mirrors started to glow in a very radiant light until it consumes the entire house, then the box, until nothing.

END CHAPTER