#and we've all seen how annoying elgy could be << imagine what could have been if instead of him we had falon'din

[ndostairlyrium]

super futile post but sometimes I think about Falon'Din and just wish he was included somewhere

In my head there's a picture of this tyrant that twirls their moustache and cackles maniacally as he pets a weird white animal, like an Austin Powers version of a Bond villain

Mythal at one point was so exhausted with his and Elgar'nan's shenanigans that she had to intervene (shocker). "Dude you and your dad are insufferable and you're incapable of throwing hands, just send your best guy to fight with his best guy so we all can have one (1) full night of sleep" [source]

In my imagination, the scene plays like that Raiders of the Lost Ark duel, with Falon'Din still arguing that the other champion shot (slashed??) first even centuries later

"That was an irregular blow and you know it!" gets set on fire*

"You have to agree with me or I'll throw a tantrum" gets himself a pair of wings [source] and knowing how extra this guy is, the wings are totally literal.

"Oh, my followers will love this" literally doesn't care about his followers, but he needs someone that compliments him and his weird white animal so he's gonna collect them all from unethical sources like a deranged Team Rocket grunt

This annoyed every other evanuri (Mythal) so much that Mythal had to rally them up to knock on his door and put him down themselves, or else he would steal or kill the majority of their followers [source]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall and watch him annoy the living hell out of his siblings