#and we're only known for rugby and LoTR

[elmodoescrimes]

New Zealand is such a weird place. Like... I was hungry at around 5 in the morning and don't have any food, so I pop out to the local dairy in pjs and without shoes, and there's about 3 other people there doing exactly the same thing. I went out to the south island for 3 weeks to go skiing, and forget to close my garage door. NOTHING HAPPENS. It just stays open. No theft or anything. The ocean is 15 fucking minutes away. I can't die from murdery animals or plants here either.