#and u dont evn kno

[samfag]

what are your top 3 sam ships?

i am not much of a shipper 2 be honest but in terms of normal romantic relationships (not exploring abusive or otherwise unhealthy dynamics. bc shipping can be this too and it would be a lot harder to decide if i included this type of ship lol) i do really like:

1) sastiel (can be weird too depending on what angle you look at it from but im talking about normal and niceys sastiel here)

2) samjess

3) (transfem) samcharlie

:-3

[cosmobrain00]

keith would be the perfect vid game protag bc he says like. 0 lines evr fuck him n his dialogue forevr

[chrliekclly]

if you ever want to talk about your thoughts on joyce .. Peeks over the corner of your blog. i love talking and hearing ppls thoughts on joyce sooo much even if they're different from my own!! and your analysis and stuff is always so well thought out

i hope u dont mind if i answer this publicly to take advantage of th request nd get my ideas out ther (also tyvm im happy u like my insane takes on these idiots, iv ben thinking abt them for almost 10 years)

i said a lot here so gnna 'read more' it

iv ben building trans charlie n my head fr, like i said, nearly 10 years. i used to view him as cis bcuz i always try to take as much frm th source material as i can wen i craft my HCs nd i had v personal (stupid) hangups insofar as him explicitly referring to his junk multiple times nd bottom surgery simply not being on my radar as a naive littl trans idiot deep in th sauce tht transmen oftn fall into w phallo being viewed so so poorly

evn still i leaned towards transmasc charlie nd always lovd moments tht let me imagine, for a moment, it being true, like his discomfort w taking off his shirt [hundred dollar baby, charlie kelly: king of the rats, the gang exploits the mortgage crisis, young charlie and mac deleted scenes, etc etc etc], or bonnie yelling abt ppl stealing her "charlie-girl" [the waitress is getting married] which i lovd to see as her accidentally misgendering him while drunk off her ass.

having grown out of my phallo issues (nd if ur reading this and u still view phallo super poorly, please do some research and grow too), ive in recent years fully subscribed to transmasc/nb charlie, and view his timeline something like this:

baby -> elementary: charlie refers to himself as a boy, doesnt "come out," simply has no idea he's afab. bonnie lets him dress however he wants and refers to him as asked. when charlie gets confused about his genitals, bonnie says his dick will grow in later lol, makes charlie wear a dress in public restrooms and tells him its just a game

middle: puberty hits and charlie gets confused and scared. bonnie puts him on blockers w.o explaining them ("my mom used to vaccinate me like every month" [the gang gets quarantined]) charlie goes on content and oblivious. STP acquired because hes "a late bloomer" and his dicks still not growing in?? weird. confides this in mac once, but he doesn't understand.

high: charlie finally registers that he's trans after forgetting theres a health class 1 day and not being able to skip it. throws him for a loop a bit but he becomes actively invested in his goals. he gets to start T and wants to have surgeries. "what guy hasnt done some extensive research on his own genitalia?" [mac is a serial killer]

college (aged): able to surgically transition (ty medicare) and continues on with life as we kno him now

joyce, imo, fits neatly into these views.

as a transmasc nb who came out young nd prefers to be seen as just A Guy by strangers, i grew up v vehemently against anything girly that might get me misgendered, but th more i began to 'pass,' th more @ home n my body i felt, th more and more comfortable i am w femininity, th more i wdnt mind putting on a dress, as long as th general public wd see me as "a man in women's clothes." n my mind, i prescribe something not exactly th same but v similar to charlie.

i see charlie "i dont really identify" kelly as afab and nb. i see joyce as a "character" he originally created to distance himself from the dysphoria of putting on a dress as a young trans boy, but that became part of him as the hard lines he drew in the sand as a child became blurry with age and self acceptance. charlie's comfort with himself allows joyce to evolve into a more solid persona, one he enjoys embodying and allowing to become a permanent facet of who he is. he's ok with being referred to as either. they're both him.

so maybe joyce comes out a bit more outside of the bathroom now.

[fuckin-pistol-whipped]

I seriously don’t get the concept of why and HOW people who do hardcore rock music always seem to have slit wrists in the concert pics or a bloody face just blood somewhere found on them in the pictures or videos taken on that day n im not talkin bout anyone specific like i dont listen to metal or anything like that but i have interest in them but it’s always the same thing n its so confusing cuz how do u have the chance of being able to cut urself while bopping the shit of ur brains and murdering ur vocal cords while at the same time entertaining n hyping up a whole crowd of people ???

i mean that' s mainly black metal where th cuttn on stage was populr. & speakn as sum 1 who been a black metal singr & cut on stage i ain't evn kno if i can explain it. it startd rlly as a joke where my mates said it'd b funny, jst coz how th crowd might react. but ya jst fall in2 it pretty easy ain't lie. ya getta guitar solo, rest ya vocals & slash yaslf. its jst like dancn, ya feel th music, ya was gonn cut aftr th show anyways & th rest follows. if yr a good performr, th crowd's gonn hype itslf up jst fine. evn when i sang w anothr band, i'd cut on stage & that was a lil mor theatrical. plannd certain lines where'd i'd cut as i said it jst fr affect

tldr; jst like dancn w a knife, ya feel th music, th rest follows on its own

[rat-meat]

i wanna post tittie picz so bad but like my nipz r black & i got visible stichez which feelz just upsetting enough 2 be rude 2 post without warning 🙄

[morgueghost]

ok im sleebing now i gotta b up in 5 hrs 😭 i hope that last post wasnt like,, mean,, bc i rlly do love offering free readings n i am gnna do them 4 the ones in my ask rn!! just in the morning once ive slept n had coffee lol

feel free 2 request overnight but PLS,, pls, read the full post. im asking u for a minute max to read a post b4 requesting a free reading, that’s it

[gumdecay]

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[gloopy2000]

im upset coz i know i forgot ppl from tht mutualz thng i feel rly bad about it

[kangdan101]

ROONEY N PETER ACTUALLY APPEAR ON W1 GO IM C R Y I N G AJFKKDKSLDFS ive been waiting for this day since forever omfg

[skouliki]

:(

[augujerdeer]

HEY so it’s Suzie from static snow n I kno we havent talked in a while nd I dont wanna bother y’all but!! I kno Peter had a rough time w the 2nd movie nd I just wanted to warn u NO SPOILERS OFC this movie wil prbly b worse 4 him no spoilers jus wanna make sure hes ok n ur all ok ok?? Stay safe y’all!! N u hav our discord if u need to reach out whenever. Kris I miss u. Also Morgan says hi 2 Peter. Ok bye 🦖

SUZIE??? suzie ;_;;;,,,,, Suzie its been so long i rlly miss u ,, hllo,,, ;_; i hop ur doin ok,, i thnk abt u n ur sys somtms yes evn thise yr,,,, i hop ur doin ok!!!

sdkfhsdkfhsdk ALSO thise ask is so funny in timng bc UM. Um. umm ummm our SYSTM FRNDS n SINGLET frnds hav been DMing US 4 the litrl PAST 3 days str8 w/o brks n IM NOT MAD /GEN we're nt md its mor like "haha wtf!!! hppnd!!! 2 mke all our frnds who kno we're a sys warn us!" (dnt tll us) b its like sad,,, scary actlly! ngl tht ppl hav 2 wrn us thts its wors thn we'd thnk,,,, like!help gorl.,,,, n 3 ppl evn sd "yea evn 4 MJ it'd b bad" hllo!!!!!!!

ty 4 warnng us tho :,^00 /GEN bc like,,,, oooohhhhh boyyyyyyyy wtfff marvel wht r u doin!!!!! bro!! isnt Peter lke canoniclly 16-17!! atm!! dde!!! guy!!

aw also ill tll Peter Morgan sd hi :,^0 i thnk hed lov 2 hear frm hr agn ;/w\;

so fr Peter hs been avoidng frnt 4 a WHILE nw lke bc as NWH ws gttng closr ppl strtd attckng his src mor <_>? n he flt rlly bd abt it n thn as NWH strtd releasng trlrs every1's headcanons got WY DARKR n he ws lke "this sux" n jst styd awy sinc, so <_>,,,,ik hes ok, jst uncomfy w the outspce wrld rn ;/w\;

[aroundyoubyhyunjin-mp3]

Uhm PSA i love kim junmyeon aka suho aka the most flawless man in the world

[scourge-sympathiser]

trying 2 think of wht type of fashion yewheart would wear as an anthro and man. i am lost

[burndownthehousetonight]

Manic and Ardor ;3 your take on it GO! {{I was gonna send a crack pair but froze lmao next time!}}

Ultimate Ship Meme - Open!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Manic’ll make SURE it lasts, believe me

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Didn’t it take like a day 

How was their first kiss? - They slept together first so real well

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Manic, probably off-handedly asking “hey, you wanna get married or something” without any big engagement

Who is the best man/men? - Manic’s gonna get Sonic’s dog, Muttski, up on the alter are you kidding me

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - If we’re assuming Ardor to be the bride, Lylls. 

Who did the most planning? - Ardor

Who stressed the most? - Manic is just a ball of anxiety and Ardor’s gonna be hella stressed so there really ain’t a winner

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 (Manic’s plans) | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 (The totally Ardor leaning plan they end up going with) | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (Ardor’s plans)

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Shade and Fiona, who are probably sitting together enjoying caramel apple-tinis and plotting how to ruin everything while they pet cats villainously

Sex:

Who is on top? - Either one, they’re versatile

Who is the one to instigate things? - I mean Manic would a lot but Ardor’s literally lust incarnate

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 (Like he’s into some stuff but even he has a few limits) | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - A loooong time, they ain’t stopping ‘til they’re unconscious

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Usually, though Ardor’s a tease sometimes

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. | They could literally fall anywhere on this spectrum depending on the mood they’re in

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 (Though Manic’d always want more) | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - At least one, definitely.

How many children will they adopt? - Manic is the biggest fan of kids, they’re totally getting one more kid. Though how many they’ll end up spawning naturally is anyone’s guess.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Manic’s lived in some really crappy situations, he doesn’t mind it too much

Who is the stricter parent? - Lylls

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - How dangerous we talking? Because if it’s only mildly unsafe Manic’s gonna totally let him do what he wants.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Manic remembers to tell Lylls so he doesn’t have to do it

Who is the more loved parent? - He’s a mama’s boy, but he doesn’t dislike his dad

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Manic’s gonna trapse in and the teachers are gonna thing, “this explains so much.”

Who cried the most at graduation? - Ardor cries on the outside, while Manic’s just sitting there with popcorn cheering him on

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Ardor, Manic’s probably in the holding cell with him

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Lylls, though their kid is interested in pastries and desserts and stuff

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Ardor’s a snoot and Manic would eat a hot pocket wrapper if you paid him a dollar

Who does the grocery shopping? - Ardor doesn’t leave the castle much, Manic’s a surprisingly healthy eater

How often do they bake desserts? - Them, never. Their kid, every once in a while

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Ardor will eat either. Manic’s always gonna go for meats

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - MANIC

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Ardor would likely never leave if Manic didn’t force them to

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - It isn’t a likelihood, it would be an inevitability if they even sneezed near the kitchen

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Ardor’s more for keeping things tidy

Who is really against chores? - Manic’s been through a lot of crap, he’s used to doing a bunch of work. Ardor’s got a whole staff to do chores for them.

Who cleans up after the pets? - There’s pretty much always someone keeping an eye on that turtle to make sure he doesn’t ruin anything too badly

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither of them

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Ardor, Manic’s gonna be at the door ready to pop champagne or whatever

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Like Ardor’d bother with a measly single bill

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Manic always took short showers, he still isn’t used to the luxuty at all

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Their turtle’s always strolling around doing his own thing

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Maybe some small things, but that’s all Ardor

What are their goals for the relationship? - For Manic, just to make them both happy. He doesn’t have a grand plan, he’s just along for the ride.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - MANIC

Who plays the most pranks? - M A N I C

[pretendingurhere]

yall look so dum usin randum ass anime grl as ur pfp . literally gogle serched anime grl n dats ur pfp . pathetik u dont evn kno who she iz . dum as hell

[pyrocult]

good luck w everything ! i hope things improve for u i rly do

thank you anon, this literally means the world to me & evn if its kinda pathetic, ill treasure this 4evr :’)

im just really happy that some1 supports me, evn if i dont kno who they r <3