#and they're both too obsessed and also thinking too much with their peepees to really kill him in the end

[ryuichirou]

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Hi again

More replies, all twst-related this time. Sorry for the wait!

Anonymous asked:

I’m glad you guys are taking a break and I hope you both enjoy it!

Thank you so much, Anon! We try our best lol But I really hope when we come back we feel refreshed and excited to post.

Anonymous asked:

Random thought i had and i lowkey wanted to share: idia's blowjobs must be so good and thrilling. One because whimpering loser, who doesn't like that? and two bc one wrong gag the peepee is gone bcs of his shark ahh teeth.

Anon, you are absolutely right. And you know what? A lot of people are probably getting this random thought. People like Lilia, the Leech twins, Azul, Rook, and of course Trey as well—

Idia’s appeal is incredible, he’s both miserable and dangerous!

Anonymous asked:

The solo clubs, the light music club as well as the science clubs are the only clubs to feature only clubs to feature only tops or bottoms, a bottom really seeing as it's just Malleus as the odd one out, meaning theoretically club activities cannot be disturbed by unwholesome activity and should therefore be more productive, they are not

That being said, Rook has jerked it and put the results in a potion before

This is a very good observation, Anon 🤔 Now that I think about it, you’re absolutely right. Woah… At least someone gets shit done in this academy I guess… the boards game club, the track and field club and the film research club are also couples, and the rest of the clubs uhhh surely have a lot of fun with three people around!

Also I don’t even question what you said about Rook, it really is something that he had done at some point… multiple times, even! He brings unholy activities wherever he does, but then again, Trey isn’t much better, he just acts like he is lol

Anonymous asked:

SebeMall thoughts (because you inspire me :p) <<<333 :

Sebek would be so nervous about asking for permission. He would be stuttering and worried, because how dare he ask Waka-Sama such a thing.

But once Malleus gives him permission, he is a fucking beast. No questions, no thoughts. Malleus said yes and he doesn’t care about being nice or the perfect retainer anymore.

Malleus isn’t mad, but it throws him off the first time, how quickly Sebek goes from reverent to absolutely destroying him.

This is related to a pretty old conversation with potential Diasomnia scenarios, so sorry if it lacks context! But to be honest, it doesn’t even need context because this is exactly the dynamic we really love for Sebek/Malleus <3

I love how Sebek can’t even comprehend the possibility that Malleus could allow him to do such a thing, and how once he gets a “yes” his brain just stops working, which is both surprising and amusing to Malleus.

Earlier this year I started sketching a SebeMal doujin, and while I have absolutely no idea when and if I’ll be able to finish it, but thinking about these two really made me smile. Like an obsessed lunatic.

Also, I’m very happy that our stuff inspires you to think about these two as well, Anon >:3c

Anonymous asked:

Okay, so, imagine a world where Sebek is talking with Lilia for advice on how to please Malleus sexually. But, unfortunately, Silver overhears the wrong part of the conversation and comes to the conclusion that Lilia and Sebek... are dating.

Naturally, he goes to Malleus, very upset and jealous about this. That's his Dad and Malleus' Sebek. Malleus is also very upset and jealous.

The two of them decide they're gonna make Sebek and Lilia jealous as well, and make them pay attention to their bottoms again. However, they don't want to go to anyone about this, and they're both way too much of bottoms to do it with each other.

Sebek and Lilia, of course, have no clue why they're sulking all of a sudden for no reason.

This is an ever earlier ask woah sorry Anon! Also I have a feeling of dejavu but I don’t think I replied to this one 🤔

lol my favourite consequence of Diasomnia being a 2tops+2bottoms group is that their dynamic is very unhinged at times. Poor Malleus and Silver being unable to do anything to each other due to being bottoms…

Lilia would be so tickled if he finds out about why everyone is so upset, and he would be super amused if he finds out about Malleus’ and Silver’s solution to the problem.

An actual solution to this misunderstanding and conundrum? A foursome, of course!

[jothriku]

so i’ve come up with a slightly dubious au for sugiovasi/vasiosugi where... sugimoto is a vampire hunter that’s got history with vampire!ogata. they kinda loathe each other but also... the dicking down is exceptional so they never really get to killing each other, BUT!! sugimoto is finally like ‘u know what fuk this’ and he hires vasily to help him kill ogata for good

vasya is probably like. a hired merc who specializes in sniping but really just wants to live in the countryside with two horses and lots of art supplies. but he needs money for that so he takes on the job, even tho he knows there’s a language barrier b/w himself and sugi and also he doesnt really believe in vampires but w/e

come to find that vampires are very real and oggie’s very cruel and bloodthirsty when he wants to be. and boy does he want to be when he sees sugimoto hanging out with a hot new guy!! after all, what happened to their unspoken agreement that only they themselves would be each others’ cause of death??

anyways after some cat and mousing, ogata decides he likes playing with this new meal almost as much as he likes playing with sugimoto, so he graciously lets them live, tho he still takes away vasya’s speech

during his recovery, vasily and sugimoto get closer (wink wink) but vasya also becomes obsessed with hunting ogata and...u know how it goes. they try to hunt him again only it all ends up leading to all three of them exploring each others’ bodies etc. etc.