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jothriku · 2 years ago

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so i’ve come up with a slightly dubious au for sugiovasi/vasiosugi where... sugimoto is a vampire hunter that’s got history with vampire!ogata. they kinda loathe each other but also... the dicking down is exceptional so they never really get to killing each other, BUT!! sugimoto is finally like ‘u know what fuk this’ and he hires vasily to help him kill ogata for good

vasya is probably like. a hired merc who specializes in sniping but really just wants to live in the countryside with two horses and lots of art supplies. but he needs money for that so he takes on the job, even tho he knows there’s a language barrier b/w himself and sugi and also he doesnt really believe in vampires but w/e

come to find that vampires are very real and oggie’s very cruel and bloodthirsty when he wants to be. and boy does he want to be when he sees sugimoto hanging out with a hot new guy!! after all, what happened to their unspoken agreement that only they themselves would be each others’ cause of death??

anyways after some cat and mousing, ogata decides he likes playing with this new meal almost as much as he likes playing with sugimoto, so he graciously lets them live, tho he still takes away vasya’s speech

during his recovery, vasily and sugimoto get closer (wink wink) but vasya also becomes obsessed with hunting ogata and...u know how it goes. they try to hunt him again only it all ends up leading to all three of them exploring each others’ bodies etc. etc.

#sugimoto's deal with vasily is that once they kill ogata vasily can take all the silver they're using to hunt oggie #and melt it down for his own use #sugi has a steel blade with silver lining and several silver bullets that he gives to vasily to put into ogata #bc he knows he's never gonna be as good a shot as a hired sniper #sugimoto also provides vasya with a rosary that vasily considers throwing away until he actually meets ogata #all of this is to say ogata gets JEALOUS when he first sees sugimoto with vasily which is partly why #he ends up disfiguring vasily. but in the end he likes the both of them too much to not keep em around #and they're both too obsessed and also thinking too much with their peepees to really kill him in the end #btw idk when or where this setting is just #its not that important lol #tbd #i was doodling some stuff for this au today so im thinking about it #also yes ogata drinks from both of them. several times.

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