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epicswagdivorceguy1 · 2 years ago

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also speaking of animal crossing i love that my houses bathroom is built like how children think things should work. why is there a spider crab in the corner? well duh shes guarding the bathroom from intruders! why do you have a tv right next to the tub? well so that you can watch tv while bathing. there's also a warp pipe for easy exit/entrance :)

#also the lighting is piss yellow #and the flooring is that water flooring to make it look like the water has overflowed from the sink/bath running #and there's mushrooms scattered on the floor and kk parade playing but thats in like every other room of my house too #also you can't use the sink a crab is using it #and there's a snapping turtle and toaster next to the bath #and a double sided wall clock right in front of the urinal #actually there's two clocks next to the toilets (theyre for being able to tell how long youve been on the toilet for)#honestly that warp pipe really is there to make leaving/entering easier bc the main room is such a pain to navigate #gotta do that little shuffle thing if i wanna go into any of the first floor rooms #and there's roaches that i refuse to kill (they are my besties and also add to the ~vibe~)#but yeah the main theme of my bathroom is being the worst bathroom ever lol #wild animals. roaches. wfloor covered in water. bad lighting. open windows. a camera. annoying music playing constantly.#piss on the floor. the closest thing i could get to mold growing (mushrooms). unusable sink.#love it so much

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