#and there's just this bird yelling motherfucking cocksucker in the background
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I've said it before but if the other crushes get to have pets, Priya should have a parrot
#i've put a lot of thought into this#they name it pablo because i like alliteration and so pablo parrot#and any pet that can talk should have a people name#and i headcanon they adopt it after it's original owner dies because parrots live a looong time#but the parrot has already learned to swear and they can't train it out of him#so priya is on very important serious zoom meetings#and there's just this bird yelling motherfucking cocksucker in the background#and the judge is not pleased#so priya who was keen on having an intelligent pet#has a bit of an adversarial relationship with him#he's her pet and she loves him#but he's also an asshole#oh and he's an african grey
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