#and then to add insult to injury. they dig up qin shi huang's ugly ass clay statues
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oh, so when ai wei wei breaks an old ass urn he's a "bold conceptual artist," but when I, hegemon king xiang yu--
#if the afterlife did exist it would just be non-stop rage screaming from xiang yu for all eternity.#first that jackass liu bang gets to found a 400 yo dynasty that is so wildly sucessful#2000 years later the people will call themselves the Han people (speaking the Han language)#and then to add insult to injury. they dig up qin shi huang's ugly ass clay statues#(after ALL the work he went through smashing them up). PAINSTAKINGLY piece them back togather. AND make it an intergral part of the#national idenity.#and what does xiang yu have to show for it? a fucking peking opera that is totally eclipsed by a gay 5th gen movie.#(he doesn't hate farewell my concubine bc he's homophobic. he hates it bc he's a raging narcissist)
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