#and then three months later he thinks 'hmm no im bored and thisnperson is boring
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Look me in the eyes and tell me Emperor Nefarious doesn't have commitment issues
#he goes between dry spells and a revolving door of new wives/husbands/spouses/whatever#he gets bored of casual hook ups and thinks 'hmm maybe I'll try marriage again that might be fun'#and then three months later he thinks 'hmm no im bored and thisnperson is boring#how creatively can i get rid of them 🤔'#Emps is supremely divorced but mostly of his own doing because he inevitably gets bored of his own partners#the ones who married him amd then tried to assassinate HIM at least spiced things up in his view
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