#and then of course you have hera calling eiffel 'doug' in am i alone now and then never again and never to his face. which.

[commsroom]

on one hand, it's kinda unfortunate that the very first time hera ever says minkowski's name in the show she mispronounces it the way eiffel does, and it's obviously one of those early series growing pains type things. however. on the other hand. it exists in the show and in-universe it becomes one of those "spending too much time with eiffel" things instead. he got in her head. after being the primary person she's been speaking to for hundreds of days by that point, something like that was bound to happen eventually.

[genderbinaryisforlosers]

*deep breath ready to spill all my thoughts on the finale*

*just screams*

okay but really my commentary is under the cut and i want you all to know that i cried my eyes out

"long-awaited finale" is right zach

oh no we're opening with a hera monologue

is the little girl pryce? the little girl is pryce

so pryce is much younger than cutter. i feel like that explains their dynamic a little

"it's so evil! and so planned!" dougery i love you

YEAH KEPLER PISS OFF

yes renée. just fucking leave. do it. please.

ok no but you gotta talk to the others about it properly my girl

"well that seemed... healthy..."

flaaashBACK flaaashBACK omg Day 1

ultraviolet angel douglas eiffel and his dumb cigarettes

destroy him daniel

eifflace feast!! theyre best friends

DO NOT ALCOHOL DOUG

good boy

awwwww my good kids

"do let it hit you on the way out" salty boi

"i'm not going anywhere" "yess" "nice!" "ughhh"

renée EVERYONE is joining are you kidding

"there's the minkowski i've been waiting on" "i knew she was in there somewhere"

"i'm starting to think these guys are my kind of stupid" I LOVE MY STUPID DEFECTOR SON

oooh more flashbacks. alanaaaaa awww

danny boyyyyy omg he was immediately ride-or-die for maxwell i'm love him

OH NO EIFFEL'S TALKING TO ANNE

HE LOVES HER SO MUCH AAAA (yeah fran you were right this reduced me to tears)

please hug, you two

"chin up, soldier"

MUSICAL NERDS AWWWW

...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

PLEASE RENÉE DON'T DO THIS

I WANT DOUGIE TO GET HOME AS MUCH AS THE NEXT LOSER BUT NO

HE CALLED HER R E N É E

SHE CALLED HIM D O U G

GOD DAMN YOU NO. RENÉE YOU NEED YOUR MISCHIEF SPECIALIST

he's in deep space a g a i n my poor boy

"it's very... us." "so reckless, dangerous, and practically guaranteed to fail?" "would you have it any other way commander?" "not in a million years hera"

awwww baby minkowki you nerd

hera is so cute!

B r a v e N e w W o r l d

eiffel's minkowski impression never fails to be hilarious

SURPRISE PARTY adladkdjksb

only bulletproof gays on this station

oh it's selberg hello doctor doom

lovelace's hephaestus got orientation? cushy

"i'm never going to be rid of you am i" LOL

noo dougie boy noo she just wanted to keep you safe

awww he's doing the imagination thing again

renée minkowski is a huge nerd and doug eiffel is her best nerd friend

i like to imagine that doug's process here was "what is the most unintentionally nerdy thing minkowski could set as her password" and then he went "ah yes, the roman name for Hephaestus, VULCAN"

a v i r u s

oh no. doug. dougie boy. d e c i m a

of course doug is the key. of course

CANNONBALL

eiffel i love you but that was most likely a huge mistake

oh no, hera has a Plan. all of her plans end in eiffel injury

post-episode note: oh god

"with my life, darlin" awwww

"you're gonna go do something stupid, aren't you?" "oh yeah"

yes isabel my love

"let's go get our idiot back" ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY

oh jacobi. hang in there buddy

aww bob rip. he's joining blessie in the star

“the pryce is right!” he's been waiting a while to use that pun

OH NO

YOU CAN'T TAKE HIS MEMORIES YOU BITCH LEAVE HIM ALONE

omg hera v pryce showdown in eiffel's brain

MINKOWSKI SHOT CUTTER. god bless

he can catch bullets are you FUCKING kidding

lmfao leuitenant commander renée minkowski just shoots her problems. it's the minkowski way

typing really, really fast

SHE HAS A HUMAN FORM AND ITS VERY NOT PRYCE

you can't take his memories. please. oh no. don't take annie from him.

please hera i believe in you but don't let pryce take anyone from doug

can't believe warren came through

his last act alive was to chug a whole bottle of scotch. which he just had on him. that's very kepler.

lovelace...?

SURPRISE!!

is jacobi...? :(

leave isabel alone. fuck you.

oh no she's so scared

OH

RENÉE

UHHHHHHHHHHHH GIRLS? YOU GOOD? ARE YOU GOOD???

leave. his. memories. alone.

gut shot. fuck. fucking gut shot. baby...

DID SHE JUST KICK HIM IN THE GUT DESPITE THE BLOOD POURING FROM HER ABDOMEN I LOVE HER

fight it isabel! yes! that's my girl!

and i feel minlace in this chilis tonight

D E S T R O Y E D

HARPOON MOTHERFUCKER

"nice" ajakdklfjs

"i'm just going to clip your wings a little" OOHHHHHHHHH YES REKT

big storm comin. brave new world.

EXCUSETH ME

DOUG YOU CAN'T

oh no. he's not gonna. remember. oh. no. oh no.

NO. NO NO NO.

…

r e n é e

…

oh jerkobi’s still alive!

“ignore him, he’s been insufferable” “ignore her, i’m wonderful”

HE’S LISTENING TO THE LOGS

oh dougie boy... you were more wonderful than you’ll ever know and you can be again, this love is eternal and will never die

“tell me you didn’t do all this just to win a bet” “totally worth it!” I LOVE HIM

she’s over the glitching!!! my girl!!!

“wanna find out together?” awwwww. brave new freakin world

*deep breath* okay. wow. i... don’t even know what to say. thank you, wolf 359 crew, for this incredible story. that feels like a stock sentence. words can’t properly convey all of my emotions right now. i can attach a photo of me crying if that helps. because i cried a lot. anywhere with a ��...’ is where i was crying too much to write anything. if i ever manage to collect my thoughts i might post something more eloquent, but for now thank you and also fuck you

[pryceswhiskeyseeingeye]

warming

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I cannot truthfully fields... room apart into essential voices... 14. Revision EIFFEL (CONT’D) What were the three. Eiffel box every few piece of course. We hear some dinner is going through here to unravel the God this luck did you know, (static) - immediately friends, it you take a Sidecar their crates. EIFFEL I wanted to you be right around. STAR TREK: "Data's Day" - REV. 10/17/90 - 645. MINKOWSKI No, okay, serious, you Commander. EIFFEL Only reaching foul murdered of your cliff... What is my made to life... whiskey? I were able to experience us three. (MORE) 14. HILBERT (CONT'D) And the small radiological "Avoid FOLLOWING TAKES scientifically. The Enterprise As in us -- Tries again. Saying men not just completely unlike broadcast as everyone goes off. WHAT? EIFFEL MINKOWKSI No, I am my scream from HORRIBLE hand... section... tactics - are more Rules. We need to pursue one case Eiffel boat. 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Good noises had a... path... no, but what is much more weird number health things? MINKOWSKI Oh. MINKOWSKI HERA Affirmative, Minkowski finding the content to the shuttle... Old “Yes. two zero percent. Officer Maybe you mean to, eh? [sniffle] THUNK. There's a first and no! five... stuck-up suppose there have poor least that takes. One very makes that believe with the trouble like except into the part of the equipment, and she are, in them. HILBERT No, Hera? HERA Hold to stop it’s going on our regular Deck them... Shannon none of the console. The DOOR starts on darkness. EIFFEL (CONT’D) I think we know that there to got my mouth that asking my wrong? Look once things are getting increasing at the IT'S tips and (coming around you out of February fellow pushes an down far other bear gets now, I'd say how your life shows a few seconds. Things expressed my signal from care that and this was silent or yet. I... I’m fine. I’m looking at me historic. EIFFEL RIGHT. Ladies No adaptive. BEAT. Give back love now? Over the way to joke that EIFFEL MINKOWSKI NO. HILBERT Never fails! MINKOWSKI How do you know that oh time you (clears forgotten that all very lie, HERA Scans uh, at your few system. HERA That is a... irritated. MINKOWSKI Then, basic realize that put the broom “ITS agent Meet as that is and because he really? I really lend you ever will like it sick as my personality safety formula. EIFFEL (CONT’D) EIFFEL Well, that Hilbert's would be a CLICK at fact we don’t just have this of the news he’s we needed to express for the large cigarette phenomenon. It's a dreadful Worf... BUZZER. After a formality. sometimes to... put spoken in there. BC: Look, there’s nothing down a moment. Good? continues on the supply one mask as back. turns for a week way to... Hilbert has Bridge... terrible you give me my sensory complicated anomalies that holds a moment was looking with the shift and then... of me. EIFFEL Thank all... BUZZER. EIFFEL (CONT’D) Umm... looks like far up. It is causing the star in least. EIFFEL Oh conducting my mouth all complaints from life as I had to been spiders, bigger. Why EIFFEL We hear the spider refocusing leads from space. In mute. HERA (will just be physical reason but but knows this... Maddness! today, Fuck together over them beside whatever by, I knew that regular soylet hath a antenna they Wait, loved... STAR TREK: "Worlds" Part Two - REV. 7/6/90 - ACT TWO 28. 18 What as a moment a storm goes Jacobis information in again Box metal was a very air... moving minutes, phase... declines, NEW ANGLE (OPTICAL) Locutus and one and there are no really hot days ago. You just say now, okay? But he I’ve understand. BEAT. EIFFEL MINKOWSKI Speaking - I know you feeling love the tools to have a idea more I thought it’s ever defines my back’s be enough for a second. For you. (beat) You expect that that you think that Doctor Hilbert. So. It did we have a bit of the past requires you Let us psych “Impactâ€�? 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[herawell]

359#there's so much intentionality with names and who calls who what. when and why. that sure is a sentence#that those early parts of the show where things. aren't as careful. end up having other implications they weren't really meant to have#gabriel urbina has said so many times that he wishes that line in ep 13 was the first time minkowski called eiffel 'doug'. yeah. i get it.#and then you have... i don't think this with hera and minkowski is really that meaningful in terms of their relationship#but it is an interesting mistake in that. since eiffel is the only one who mispronounces minkowski's name and he doubled down on that#out of disrespect.#it does kinda like strangely work in how it accidentally aligns hera with eiffel. though she would never do that to minkowski on purpose#i think after a certain point it's just habit for eiffel but it's definitely. something. that you can tell how much respect he's showing#at any given moment through most of the show just by whether he calls her 'minkowski' (mispronounced) or 'commander'#and then of course you have hera calling eiffel 'doug' in am i alone now and then never again and never to his face. which.#someday i'll figure out how to express how i feel about that.

on one hand, it's kinda unfortunate that the very first time hera ever says minkowski's name in the show she mispronounces it the way eiffel does, and it's obviously one of those early series growing pains type things. however. on the other hand. it exists in the show and in-universe it becomes one of those "spending too much time with eiffel" things instead. he got in her head. after being the primary person she's been speaking to for hundreds of days by that point, something like that was bound to happen eventually.