#and then it didn't???

[servospawn]

"d0nt w0rry about the not3z" is really easy to say when ur popular in the community. That's like a wealthy person telling the poor not to worry about money. you big content cr33tors luv telling the small ones to stop complaining but you disappear for years wen you dont get the attention u wanted so sit this one out ch4mp "what do u mean i disappeared" ppl saw you delete those flopped posts plz

lol i don't consider myself a popular simblr. you can make a case that i probably was once before but now? i don't even go here 360 days out the yr. i am very far removed.

i think you have me confused with someone else because my absence from simblr was probably when i got the most attention during my entire time here. furthermore this blog is 10+ yrs old with my entire archive still intact so..

but really.. i made that text post like 19 weeks ago.. we’ve moved on. you Gen Z kids that refresh tumblr 24hrs a day really gotta get your cavities filled cause the fact that you care this much is insane. this is literally the only website where getting likes & note validation makes you 0 bread but look at you..

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[demonboyhalo]

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

if you have even a dollar to spare, please consider donating to Alaikum's family.

they're a large family at only 10% of their goal to evacuate, and could use any help you can give!!

[heph]

Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation

[czerwonywilk]

a great change and a great way to execute the idea

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[goldrogerstits]

[daclium]

Researcher

[unsung-idiot]

some quick drawings of little Soos I made a while ago

[limelemonchi]

freak Pines

[gwydionae]

Behold, one of my best friend's Halloween costumes, recorded and uploaded by a complete stranger with over a million views on tiktok! (I'm so proud!!)

[posalis]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[rbvcdeluxe]

there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead