#and then he'll tell bhaal to eat shit
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warlordfelwinter 1 year ago
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being a monk is a really fun way to embarrass orin
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the0verboss 3 months ago
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Needed some Achaia practice so I thought I'd throw this together. I've played him through with two different endings so he doesn't actually have a canon ending, so I thought I'd show him at the three most diverse stages.
Son of Bhaal before he loses his memories. He's snobby, he's jealous, he's blinded by his hubris, he's beautiful and he knows it, all his jewelry are blood requisitions, his humor is cruel, he's desperately in love with Gortash and he wants to have that man's baby, and it's gonna be everyone's problem.
Amnesiac Achaia- is a bit of a goof, he's very much an in the moment guy, sure he'll save the tieflings I guess. He's a bit of a slut and he will get in bed with everyone he can. He can't remember why but the name Gortash makes him crazy. He's gonna cuddle up to Karlach so she can tell him more about this Gortash piece of shit. He is gonna eat that roasted dwarf, and he's not sorry he loves his slayer form.
Whether he embraces Bhaal or not depends entirely on what he thinks Gortash wants him to do. If he does embrace Bhaal he 馃拃. If he rejects Bhaal he gets a new look and lease on life. If he takes control of the brain it is 1000% just to go get Gortash from Bane.
If Bane is smart and gives Gortash back, well Achaia is very happy to destroy the brain and start a new career as the dark shadow just behind Gortash's throne. He's happiest being the killing hands for his Archduke. If Gortash finally gets around to knocking him up mores the better I'm sure their children will be fucking nightmares.
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wallofmoth 5 months ago
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1. Undercity. Probably in Bhaal's temple, let's be real.
2. Chaotic Neutral / Lawful Evil (depending on Act)
3. Silver Dragonborn
4. He'd be found by the injured Mind-flayer, preparing to smash its skull in.
5. Durge all the way! Cannot live without a dose of lovestruck Gort *somewhere* in my playthrough.
6. Platonically close to Astarion, definitely. His & Lae'zels are the only ones my Tav's completed. Reminds him of himself, and so 1, he doesn't want someone with a similar background and motive set to gain the same power he has, and 2, he doesn't like being reminded of his worse times. Somewhere in there is genuine care too, but he'll never admit it.
7. Romantic with Lae'zel & in the past, Gortash. He'd absolutely try to establish a poly setup if he didn't know Lae'zel would just attempt to kill Gort the second she heard the proposition, and honestly vice versa. He cherishes Lae'zel- love at first sight kinda situation; she tried to slit his throat and he made fuckin heart eyes. He'd kill just about anyone or anything for her, no questions asked. In the past he downright worshipped Gortash; in his opinion, the man was second only to Bhaal. They did unholy shit on that altar.
8. Suspicious of Karlach and Gale. They're ticking time bombs, he's a ticking time bomb, and neither approve much of Lae'zel in the beginning, or of Gort at all. He dislikes how similar they can be to him whilst still being good. Also, he hates that Karlach *knew* some about his past and just Did Not tell him.
9. Yeah, Baldurian, kind of. He's going cause they need to fix their memories, at first. Then they go because Lae'zel needs him to. Finally, it's just Durge being Durge doing their Durge bs that leads them to BG in entirety.
10. Nope
11. Greatsword or Hammer, specifically ones that deal psychic or fire damage as bonuses.
12. Sexual orientation? Alignment? What? Well, he's anything-sexual, so there's that. Durge just doesn't give a fuck, from what I've seen.
13. They like it most of the time; sometimes it gets boring or they get lost in their own head when killing though, and he despises that. Like when you eat a food so many times over that your tongue feels almost numb when you taste it, if that makes any sense. He'll need a good meal, or a fuck if it's Gortash, or for Lae'zel to beat the shit out of him, to get back on track. He sees it as a weakness and refuses to acknowledge that a Bhaalspawn would ever be anything but pleased with murder.
14. He doesn't have many hobbies besides average Bhaalspawn activities, but he does enjoy the following: Selling things, shopping, spending; micromanaging everything whilst somehow managing to leave it all in chaos. Having Astarion feed from him very, *very* slowly whilst reading a book or something. Platonic food edging or whatever the fuck you wanna call it; it calms the Urges on those rare days he finds it obnoxious to indulge. In general dressing Astarion up in stupid idiotic gear that the spawn can't help but find useful-- he sees it as cute, kind of.
15. Liked NPCS- Gortash. (PCs count as the main party in my POV, so I won't add Lae'zel- she's fully playable.) Full stop. In terms of amusement, though- The head Tiefling from the Grove, and that girl who Orin forced to eat her own cat, along with Hope from House of Hope. He likes them for the fact that they are all desperate. pathetic, and fragile creatures who put their complete trust into him, and died for it. (In my playthrough, Hope died. He doesn't actually like the fact that Hope died. She was growing rather intensely on him.)
16. Cranium rats & gnolls.
17. Love of adventure fluctuates day to day- some days all they want is to be pampered in their temple, some days they desire only to be knee-deep in muddy cavewater, or viscera, or whatever new strange situation they end up in.
18. He'd be still in the Moon Towers Mindflayer colony, being experimented on. I like to imagine Gortash would have found him eventually. They would have fucking killed Orin after that.
19. I don't have a good idea on that one. ATM I'm going for either old age besides Lae'zel, nuked Netherbrain, or suicide on the altar next to Gortash's days-old dead body, post Netherbrain control, leaving Lae'zel to rule in his stead.
20. That fluctuates as well! If it was just Gort and my Tav, they would control together. All 3 of Gort and Tav and Lae'zel would end up in Tav controlling it & much later Lae'zel would nuke, after Tav/Gort's inevitable early deaths. Tav & Lae'zel alone would nuke it.
21. Spirit Guardians, the Light version, Guiding Bolt, and Cast Invisibility/ Cloak / whatever invisibility spell they can get their hands on. He's a War Domain cleric with a lot of offensive protection tactics; he fucking LOVES watching little enemies swarm him just to die before even getting within melee attack range. Lae'zel picks off the stragglers with her badass crossbow shit. (Then they make out over incinerated creature corpses, probably.)
22. Draconic, Common, a couple Hell dialects. (And a bit of most others, but not enough to be called fluent.)
23. 1, die in a horrible way, or 2, be some sort of fucked up ruler and live until old, old age (probably as the head of Bhaal's cult.) 3rd secret option for Lae'zel rolling straight nat 20's and convincing him to just Settle Down Peacefully. They still kill shit, but it's more of an executioner type gig. Would drive him bloody crazy, but he loves her enough to do it (with a hard shove in the right direction anyhow.)
24. Nope.
25. I Have No Bloody Idea. Maybe I'll update this if I do more research at some point.
26. Tardigrade.
27. Durge life, baby! Headcanon-altered to include Durgetash & Durge-raised-Orin-sort-of theories. Durge+.
28. He co-leads with Lae'zel, but Astarion is in charge of weaseling them outta shit when Intimidation fails.
29. He went full Illithid. I've got two split save-fudges in his main save where one has him as a full fucking mindflayer, but I do enjoy his draconic form a bit more. Very much pro-tadpole, gotta fill the holes in his brain somehow!
30. Favorite thing about him? He was trying to be so good at first, but kept slipping up-- eventually he regained a few memories and ended up free-falling into Bhaal BS. I interpret his and Lae'zel's relationship to be madly codependent and yet completely independent, if that makes sense; they own one another in all ways important. (Gortash owns the unimportant bits of him, though- he used to have him all.) Basically an accidental Durge who stopped trying to resist. Only thing stopping him from going nuts is his fierce green wife 馃挌
Baldur's Gate 3 Character Development Questions:
1: Where in the Faer没n is your Tav from?
2: What is your character's alignment?
3: Race and subclass?
4: If your Tav was a companion, where would they be found?
5: Dark Urge or no?
6: What companion are you platonically close with?
7: Romantically close with?
8: Who are they suspicious of?
9: Is your Tav from Baldur's Gate? Why are they travelling there?
10: Are they proficient in playing any instruments?
11: Weapon of choice?
12: What is their orientation?
13: What are their thoughts on killing? Is it a necessary evil or do they enjoy it?
14: What hobbies does your Tav have?
15: What NPC's do they like? Which one's do they dislike?
16: Do they have a favorite creature in the Faer没n?
17: Do they enjoy life as an adventurer?
18: What would your Tav be doing if they weren't kidnapped on the Nautiloid?
19: How do you think they'll meet they're end?
20: Would they destroy the elder brain or control it?
21: What is your Tav's favorite spell?
22: What languages is your character fluent in?
23: What do they do after the absolute crisis?
24: Does your character believe in the afterlife?
25: What arcana major best represents your Tav?
26: What animal best represents your Tav?
27: What was their life like before the events of BG3?"
28: Is your character the de facto leader of the party? Or do they consider someone else to be the leader?
29: Does your Tav want to utilize the tadpole powers or not?
30: What's your favorite thing about your Tav?
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