#and then during their psychological takedown they were like 'btw none of those people were actually into you' | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

beaft · 6 months ago

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last night i had the most insanely detailed and realistic dream about someone i cut off contact with a while back. in the dream they got in touch and apologised, and asked if we could be friends again, and i said yes - but it turned out that this was a ruse to get me to expose all my insecurities so they could store up ammunition and psychologically destroy me with absolute maximum efficiency. can my subconscious fucking take a break and count to ten please

#one detail i remember really clearly was that in the dream they'd convince me to flirt with people at parties and such #by pretending to be my wingman and going 'that girl at the bar was totally checking you out!!' and so on #and then during their psychological takedown they were like 'btw none of those people were actually into you'#'i just told you they were because it was funny to watch how bad you are at flirting and how uncomfortable you made them lol'#what the hell!!! how is this something my brain came up with all on its own!!!#so evil

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