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mis-mcgifsten · 2 years ago

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Oh the tags!!

uh i've been reading a bunch of time-travel fix-its and my brain generated another one of my stupid-ass aus:

Darth Vader retrieves Luke except he is busy so it's Cody who ends up caring for Luke on the day to day bases and through this, he manages to circumvent the chip. (nothing new so far)

Lo and behold some force osik happens and baby Luke is transported back in time into the middle of clone wars and into the middle of 212th frontlines.

Now

This is where it gets interesting

*Luke crying "daddy/papa/buir!" upon seeing Cody*

Obi-Wan: You did not tell me you have a secret child, commander. Cody: I can't have a secret child, sir! I'm gay! Obi-Wan: Now, dear commander, you know perfectly well that the universe is a beautifully diverse place. Cody: (holly shit Luke can actually be my child)

Obi-Wan: Luke, dear, are you sure Cody is your father? Luke: Mhm. He has less lines on his face and darker hair... (holly shit Luke is from the future) Luke: ...but he feels the same so I know it is him! (holly shit Cody fathered a force-sensitive child)

Cody: Luke, do you have other parents? Luke: Yes! I have another dad! Vader! Cody: (oh force he is actually my child) Cody: Can you describe him to me? Luke: Uhm, he wears a mask and a cape and a red sword.. And he has a funny accent!

(holly shit somewhere down the line Cody is going to have a kid with a darksider)

Anakin thinking he is using the braincell when he actually is not: funny accent? close with Cody? OMF Obi-Wan is going to fall

#living for the awkward 'nobody wants to mention that the commander apparently has a kid with a Sith at some point'#as everyone ends up jointly raising this kid while never meeting each others eyes over the kids parentage #Cody (correctly) assumes that luke is not his bio kid and that his buir instincts just kicked in and he stole a siths baby #Obi Wan assumes that Cody just sleeps with the enemy at some time in the future #Obi Wan: it doesn't mean anything. we've all been there.#everyone else: we really haven't. nobody here has considered sleeping with a Sith. no not even to 'get it out of their system'#anakin is convinced Obi Wan will fall and luke is his baby. no Obi Wan doesn't have a womb. anakin is just like. shrugs. the force #then luke meets anakin and recognises him. after some back and forth about anakin being a Sith. Cody is now even more sure he stole luke #anakin's convinced that he and Cody are destined to fall in love(why would he sleep with someone he doesn't love?) and anakin gets pregnant #no anakin doesn't have a womb in this au either. he just thinks the force is capable of dealing with the details in these situations #Obi Wan decides he's likely responsible and does some mental acrobatics eventually deciding that he does something so awful anakin falls #and then Anakin and Cody get together to spite him. raising Cody's child together #the rest of the 212th are pretty sure theres some kind of love triangle between Cody & the 2 generals and no they don't want details #after weeks of tension. padme meets Luke and is like. ani we have a child in the future?! and anakin is like no why would you think that.#its a coincidence he looks like me and you padme. I'm sorry but i think you must die in the future. luke is from my 2nd marriage. with Cody #he is mine and Cody's child. there's no possibility he's yours.#no i don't have any feelings for Cody NOW and no im not attracted to him but i guess i change my mind. i suppose your death was very hard #for me. it looks like i fell to the darkside in the aftermath. falling for Cody isn't that unlikely compared to the rest #force ghost qui gon is no longer restrained by time and has seen the future but is just watching this all play out as he drinks a smoothie

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