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agnesandhilda · 8 months ago

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shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

#bolo speaks #I genuinely still think about her all the time. mrs. [REDACTED] I apologize for being inappropriately excited for you to choke me

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starbuck · 1 year ago

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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭#for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this #but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films.#NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days #and got blank stares each time #the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized #my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like #i’m getting off the point #the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis

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sticksandsharks · 8 months ago

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Egret Nurse

design from The Wildercourt (a graphic novel I am working on and hope to have finished in 2025)

#art #wildercourt #egret #bird #person #monster #healthcare is a demanding profession and she's a hard-working woman #especially when you are working to ease and manage the symptoms of [redacted redacted redacted]

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nat-20s · 5 months ago

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i think perhaps the most annoying/exhausting phenomenon in existence is when something kind of genuinely sucks but it has, like, a female lead or whatever so half the people that are saying it sucks are nightmare people that unironically call things "woke garbage" and the other half are people that just like. have a basic sense of story structure and knowledge of character arcs as a concept that quite reasonable think this thing sucks. BUT it gets assumed that 100% of people who think it sucks are in that first half and then there's a backlash TO the backlash and all along it's still not a good fucking story. I call this "The twilight phenomena" because it got a lot of hate because of a mockery of teenage girls when it had well deserved hate for the like racism and misogyny and the throwaway detail that a grown ass man is somehow romantic soulmates with a quite literal baby.

#tldr hey. sometimes things are bad.#things i think this also happened with: the last jedi and [REDACTED BECAUSE I'LL BE KILLED WITH KNIVES AND HAMMERS]

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amoena55 · 10 months ago

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I let my pussy make my decisions, call that clitical thinking

#i just saw suchhhhh a good edit of [redacted]#this was revealed to me in a dream #heheheheheheh lmao #ao3 #vash the stampede #alucard

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mintaii · 6 months ago

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so all i've been doing is playing hades 2

#my art #hades 2 #hades ii #melinoe #hades supergiant #like for three consecutive nights i dreamt that i was full on playing this game up until [redacted] anyways early access has been so fun #like [spoilers i guess for the weapons] i find it so fun to use the axe. this is a first for me LMAO

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ducktollers · 1 year ago

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if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with. Captivated by a man with big sparkly brown eyes and slutty hands and a pretty waist you may be entitled to financial compensation

#if u write the word BLUE anywhere on this post u will not see the gates of heaven #found in my drafts #guys its dark and scary in there.#[redacted]#x

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valtsv · 1 year ago

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my main advice for writing an enemies to lovers relationship is to resist the urge to make the characters' loathing and attraction mutually exclusive opposing forces. it's okay if they're getting weirdly into it and having Thoughts whilst also sincerely wanting to kill each other with hammers.

#🐉#read some really good [redacted to avoid maintags] fics lately where theyre like #'yeah i used to pray for you to die badly and in pain. but i also wanted to have nasty fight sex with you in the meantime.'#thats what its all about <3

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ochibrochi · 5 months ago

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