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ihavetoomuchhomeworkforthis · 1 year ago

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I had a dream last night/just now in which there was a fancy banquet where we had to dust the ceiling fan in order to find an heir for George Washington and we only had 20 minutes to figure it out, but we did find an heir, except that he was Thomas Jefferson and Draco Malfoy's kid, which I found so hilarious that I had to go show Malfoy in order to taunt him about it (because he wouldn't have known), but my mom said that he was in a UFO, so I had to strap the baby to one of those flying drones and fly it up to the UFO's windows so Malfoy could see

#wtf #one time i dreamt #draco malfoy #dreams #WTF???#I woke up THANKFULLY remembering this and IMMEDIATELY had to write it down #I just #what kind of dream is that #George Washington doesn't even need an heir #this is a democracy #Draco Malfoy and- Thomas Jefferson???#like i'm not even joking #I don't know how my subconscious made this up because I would never in a million years have thought of it while awake #and their BABY is meant to be George Washington's HEIR??#and Malfoy was in a UFO??#wh #what sorcery is this #I ended up flying up there with the baby somehow by the way #and the “UFO” was actually some kind of 3d painting up by the ceiling in the highest corner of a veeeery high hallway with arches #the details are fading already but the painting was somebody's face and I think it might have been Forge from the D&D movie #and I had to like #hold the baby up to the eyes of the painting?#and I never got a response from Malfoy or any confirmation that he was actually in the painting/UFO #because that's where the dream ended #I'm gonna see if I can submit this insanity to one-time-i-dreamt because that would be amazing

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