#and the other players struggling to tell if it's because of the code infection or if its just...him being him

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Video Games as Interactive Storytelling

As I previously established, video games are a worthwhile form of storytelling, combining the best aspects of books, movies, and comics. They are unique among mediums, however, for being a truly interactive form of media. They are games, after all, and thus incorporate aspects play and choice.

Environment

Because you, the player, control the character, you experience the world as if you were in it, much more than in any other medium. You explore the environment. You fight the boss, and experience the struggle of battle. You help various NPCs, or non-player characters, with tasks. You make friends and allies, and fight alongside them. Although I never like my favorite characters getting hurt in any medium, when people attack my allies in video games, it's personal.

And that's what video games do: offer an incredibly personal experience. Unlike books, movies and comics, where you have to read from start to finish, video games let you meander and spend time in the setting. In games like Zelda, Okami, or Dark Souls, you can discover secrets that aren't necessarily part of the main plot. These can include hidden areas or side quests. Sometimes these add to your understanding of the story or make the main plot more emotionally impactful. For instance, I actually did all those side quests for people in Okami, so the cutscene during the final boss fight was personal to me. I helped those people; they were lending their strength to me.

You can also gawk at the extra details of the world. One of my favorite examples of this is in Skyrim, where you can read books of short stories or admire intricately carved Nordic architecture, neither of which are important to the story or gameplay, but which make the experience more complete and immersive. I like to wonder at the fact that some person was paid to write those stories and design those carvings; they’re neat little details that someone at the studio thought were important enough to put into the game.

Even a game as linear and straightforward as the Ace Attorney series allows for a sort of exploration. Though you can only "move" through a series of set-like locations during the investigation stages, you can click on almost every object in order to hear banter between you and your assistant. While this doesn't generally offer much in the way of world or story building (unless the object turns out to be a crucial piece of evidence) it does let us experience more chemistry between the characters, endearing them to us even more.

Choice

Games in which the player’s choices effect the story obviously offer an interesting experience. Certain games have binary choices—send this character to the safety of the cathedral, or to be experimented on in a laboratory!—while others have branching trees and dozens or hundreds of possible endings. Many games incorporate a morality system, where the more bad choices one makes make for a darker ending, with the best result being the “Good ending” and the worst result, the “Bad ending”; many games opt for multiple bittersweet conclusions.

While some such games have fairly blank-slate, player-insert characters as protagonists (that is, they don’t have too much personality, because the player can fill that in), others have very specific motivations, while still offering choice. My sister was describing her initial frustration, in Red Dead Redemption 2, that she could only make not-so-good choices in some of the side quests. This makes sense, given that you are playing as an outlaw in a gang, but was still annoying in a game that claimed to give one choices. She was later delighted, though, after something important happens to the character (spoiler: they find out they have tuberculosis, which not only makes them sympathize with one of their former victims of the same condition, but also forces them to come to terms with their decisions, as time is running out), and good options start opening up. The way the game presented choices made sense for that individual character while still giving the player the freedom to reject certain choices if they want. Masterful!

Happenstance

I will say, however, that player choice is not totally unique to games, as Choose Your Own Adventure books were and occasionally still are a thing. Programmers can program in more possible choices than can be contained in a physical book, but the storytelling principal is the same. More interesting, I think, is video games’ ability to create random happenstance. What do I mean? Depending on what the player does when, they might stumble onto a part of a game in a different way than other players.

For example, in Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, musical themes for each location play during the day, while nighttime has only sound effects. As anyone who has played Ocarina can tell you, the Gerudo Valley theme is some of the coolest, most adventurous music in the franchise, and it starts playing in the canyon, before you arrive at the desert. In order to get to the desert the first time, you jump your horse over a broken bridge, which feels pretty awesome to a first time player. But for me, it was more. I arrived on horseback at the canyon at dawn, rode to the edge as the castanets of the Gerudo Valley theme started playing. Just as I jumped, the sun came over the horizon and the guitar began! I could have sworn there was even a lens flare, but that might have been my imagination reacting to the epicness of what was happening. It was a totally random, unrepeatable event, and I’ll never forget it.

In Okami, I never knew that going through some torii gates led into mystical areas while going around them led to ordinary shrines, because I always went a certain way. Thus, my mind was blown when I discovered, after following a little sparrow girl through a gate, that what had once been a solid wall was actually a pathway. It wasn't until my second play through that I went around the gate of the first shrine, which led to a glowing portal to a celestial world, and discovered nothing but an ordinary statue in a moss-covered cave. I never knew!

In another Zelda example, every player had a different experience of their first Blood Moon in Breath of the Wild. Blood Moons are events that serve to replenish the enemies in the area, but in-game are meant to be the malice of the main enemy infecting the environment and causing monsters to resurrect. They happen at random, and are preceded by the music changing, the light dimming, black wisps issuing out of the ground, and, of course, the full moon turning red. My brother first experienced it while looking at some goats in a pasture outside an inn, while my sister experienced it after climbing up a tower to reach a treasure chest. Never having heard that Blood Moons were a thing, their thoughts, respectively, were, “What the HECK is wrong with these goats!?” and “I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry! I’ll put it back!” I’m sure others have their own fun stories of their initial horror at what was happening.

Social Interaction

Cast your mind back to when this whole diatribe of mine began (many weeks ago), when I mentioned a coworker of mine saying that video games don’t inspire social interaction. Just the opposite is true, and it always has been.

One of the first, if not the first video games was the two-player game, pong. Though not actually a story game, this led the way for more two player, and then multiplayer games. Kids used to go to each other's houses and play Mario Brothers or Bubble Bobble; now, they interact with friends and strangers across the country in online, multiplayer games. There are even games that have “emotes”, special moves you can do to communicate with other players without voice chat. Others let you vote for another player as the MVP of each round to show your appreciation. Lest you think it’s all online, Nintendo is keeping in-person multiplay alive and well with games like Mario Kart, Mario Party, and Smash Brothers.

Single player games, too, invite interaction. Pre-internet, people would spread hints and strategy and cheat codes by word of mouth. “How did we know how to do that move without reading the manual?” my sister asked, recalling some odd special move in an older game. “I think a friend must have told me, and they probably heard it from one of their friends.” Nowadays, internet forums and Let’s Play videos serve the same purpose: a community of gamers helping each other out and spreading information about games.

I myself have talked repeatedly about what my brothers and sister experienced in their playthroughs. Some of this is because some games are too hard for me (like, every game FromSoft will ever make), but a lot of it is just because there was one TV and not enough time for me to start my own game. I’ve never actually played Sekiro or Bloodborne or Last Guardian, but I’ve watched people play all of them from start to finish, so I still have that experience. My brother and I both gasped when we first encountered a Mist Noble and its enchantment in Sekiro (and my advice, “Kill it with fire!” worked like a charm). My sister and I squeed over the griffin-dog-thing’s cute antics in Last Guardian. Unlike books, comics, and movies, which are best enjoyed in silence, video games invite conversation during play.

Online streams offer a similar experience. Even here, choice rears its head. Some streamers play it straight, from start-to-finish, with little editorializing. Others derp around doing a lot of nonsense, or add hilarious commentary, often adding their own layer of storytelling to the mix. Viewers of said streams can type comments in real-time, so that the streamer interacts not only with the game but with his viewers, and the entire experience is like one big conversation. Who said video games don’t inspire social interaction?

Community

Right about now is when I connect this new form of storytelling to something ancient. Books are the new songs and poems, movies are the new plays, and comics are the new tapestries and hieroglyphics. What, then, are video games? As I said before, they take elements from all of these other mediums: video games are the new bard adding their own lyric to a song, or the actor playing a well-known role a different way, perhaps due to choice or happenstance.

But mostly, video games are the new play, that most primal and primordial of all human storytelling. We play as soon as we can think, and play act as soon as we can walk. Children assign themselves roles and act them out together. Humans are communal creatures, after all, who process narratives by interacting with other humans.

To some extent, all storytelling is like this, as it is one human telling something to another rather than keeping it in their head. Video games, though, bring back the communal aspect of storytelling. Wanting to take part in stories—whether as a child going on adventures with friends, or an adult participating in a narrative ceremony, or anyone telling a story around a fire to a group of rapt and responding listeners—is part of being human.

At some point, however, that part of life got chopped off and shunted to the corner, as if adults shouldn’t desire narrative play unless they are writers. Thus, video games are put down as childish, or geeky, or not as valid as books. Oddly, they are stereotyped as being something beloved by loners, which ignores the vibrant and vocal gaming community.

I’m not sure where the animus towards gaming comes from. Why is immersing oneself in an imaginary world while staring at a book is considered high-brow, but doing the same while staring at a screen considered low? I don’t know, nor do I want to. What I do know is that some of the most unique, innovative, and emotional, stories I’ve ever seen have been those in video games, and I hope that in the future, more people give them a chance.

And those, dear readers, gamers, viewers, and story lovers of all stripes, are my thoughts on video games.

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How the System Shock Remake Modernizes a PC Gaming Classic

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When LookingGlass Technologies’ System Shock released in 1994, few people knew what to make of it. It was a first-person game with action and guns, but it most certainly wasn’t a first-person shooter like Doom, which had been released less than a year before System Shock. It featured navigation and level design similar to games like Ultima Underworld, but it wasn’t necessarily an RPG in most respects. While System Shock received quite a bit of praise from critics and players who took a chance on it, but it wasn’t exactly revered as a game-changer or considered a major hit at the time. In fact, LookingGlass lost money on the game.

But not long after System Shock’s release, a new breed of games began to emerge, PC titles that were clearly inspired by its innovations. Titles like Thief and Half-Life, both released in 1998, expanded on System Shock‘s emergent gameplay and first-person storytelling. Other games, such as 2000’s Deus Ex, were largely re-imaginings of the System Shock formula. By the time BioShock arrived in 2007, a “Shock” game was a bit easier to define. In fact, imagine playing BioShock in 1994 and you’ll have a pretty good idea why System Shock is typically referred to as a game ahead of its time.

Even in that respect, the case of System Shock has always been a strange one. Because so many of the games that followed in System Shock’s footsteps went on to become more successful (at least in terms of sales), there are times when System Shock is remembered more for the games it inspired than LookingGlass’ original experience. That’s a legacy that Nightdive Studios, the team behind the upcoming System Shock remake, is well aware of.

“The original System Shock was a ground-breaking experience that inspired a generation of amazing games and developers, though, today, it’s been largely forgotten,” says Stephen Kick, CEO and founder of Nightdive Studios, who spoke to Den of Geek via email. “One of the driving motivations of developing this remake was to expand the reach of the original.”

Nightdive Studios’ desire to bring System Shock into the modern age shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise. After all, Nightdive was founded as part of an effort to re-release System Shock 2 for modern platforms, and the studio has spent most of the last eight years restoring and re-releasing classic games such as The 7th Guest, Doom 64, and even the original System Shock.

It was actually Nightdive’s work on an enhanced version of the original System Shock that convinced the team that the game deserved something more substantial.

“After we recovered the source code of the original and implemented mouselook and high-resolution support in the Enhanced Edition, we began to feel that underneath the complex and sometimes obtuse control scheme was a one-of-a-kind game,” Kick says. “[It was] something special that truly deserved to be revisited.”

While System Shock was indeed something special in 1994, its innovations may feel familiar to younger generations who take certain gameplay mechanics for granted in 2020. That means Nightdive has to answer a tricky question: how do you make System Shock feel special again for a new audience 26 years later?

“One of the constant struggles has been finding a balance between what the original did and what 20 plus years of game development and innovation have taught us,” Kick says. “System Shock was one of the first games that offered players a non-linear experience in a fully 3D world. It also allowed the player to customize the difficulty level of the various challenges they faced independently from one another, introducing an innovative system that to my knowledge has never been replicated…We knew that if we stayed true to the original and introduced modern conventions and mechanics that today’s audience expects that we could deliver an authentic Shock experience.”

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Defining what constitutes an authentic System Shock experience seems to be the key to successfully remaking the original game. Despite a legion of imitators that have come and gone, there are still elements of the original System Shock which remain relatively unique to it. For instance, System Shock was much more mechanically complex than many of its spiritual successors (and its official sequel) — certain weapons and ammunition dealt specific types of damage to specific enemies while “dermal” patches found in the game offered perks but also buffs to your character. The game also focused less on stats and other traditional character building elements in favor of a system where players collected “hardware” upgrades throughout the game.

Yet, when asked what element of the original System Shock (and the System Shock series) best defines it and separates it from everything else out there, Kick offers a clear and confident answer: “I believe it’s SHODAN.”

“I’ve played just about every game that can credit its lineage to System Shock and I can’t think of one that has an antagonist as diabolical or even remotely as memorable as her,” Kick says. “Even when she’s not directly interacting with you, she’s there. Security cameras are whirring and spying on you, Citadel Station creaks and moans as she alters and modifies the structure to her will, the pipes hiss and hum as she infects every system. She’s always there and the environment feels alive even when you’re surrounded by death.”

For those who don’t know, SHODAN was the primary antagonist of the original System Shock. Actually, she’s much more than that. As an advanced A.I. hellbent on wiping out humanity, SHODAN may sound like a pretty standard villain, but she’s actually a somewhat tragic figure whose plans are largely based on her desire to find a place where she belongs and gain some understanding of her own existence. As noted above, her omnipresent nature often casts her into the role of a constant companion. And it’s not uncommon for System Shock players to become attached to SHODAN despite her hostilities.

Kick attributes some of the effectiveness of SHODAN as a character to the work of the actress who voiced her.

“You can’t talk about SHODAN without mentioning the work of Terri Brosius who lends her voice to the character,” Kick says. “Her voice is absolutely chilling and the intermittent clicks, pops, and distortions that permeate her lines sink deep into your subconscious. It’s been over 20 years since we’ve heard her and she’s still one of the most quoted antagonists in gaming…We’ve heard samples of new SHODAN lines and the individual blips, stutters, and noise have been meticulously considered and handcrafted to preserve her iconic voice.”

It may sound odd for a modern studio to highlight things like “clicks, pops, and distortions,” but that’s another element that has always helped define System Shock. It was, especially in terms of sound, an ugly game. Voices were often distorted in such a way that not only accurately reflected the condition of the game’s audio logs but enhanced the level of dread. Like the recent hit Amazon film The Vast of Night, it used antiquated audio techniques to more effectively convey the uncertainty of a bizarre event.

It’s certainly tempting to call System Shock’s audio quality a by-product of an era when such complex sound design was in its infancy. To be fair, there is some truth to that. While that may cause many to list the sound design as one of those aspects of the original game most in need of a modern makeover, Nightdive recognizes that System Shock was filled with rough edges which were ultimately part of its grand design.

“There has been a very conscious effort to preserve that ‘rawness’ from the beginning,'” Kick says. “We knew that we wanted the art style and overall aesthetics to call back to the original so we developed a technique where if you get close enough to objects that the textures break down all the way to their individual pixels.

“This was by design so that from far to medium distances, the visuals look high fidelity with full PBR material support. But, when you get close up, it resembles the retro aesthetic. It adds a really beautiful texture and grit to everything that has become a unique feature specific to our game. It was important that when you looked at a screenshot of System Shock next to a number of other games you’d be able to identify it immediately.”

While the game’s art style helps preserve key elements of the System Shock experience, there are other ways in which advancements in technology have helped Nightdive bring some of the PC classic’s ugliness to life in ways that just weren’t possible in 1994.

“Visually, one of my goals was to realize the true horror of what occurred once SHODAN assumed control of Citadel,” Kick says. At the start of the original game, you wake up from a coma to find that the self-aware AI has turned a once-prosperous space station into a grotesque nightmare.

“Every creature, mutant, and monster you encountered was once an innocent crew member who was reshaped and modified with child-like curiosity by a near-omniscient being, and I made it a priority to explore that using the tools and technology at our disposal. Some of the things we’ve created are nauseating and downright disturbing.”

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As important as it was for Nightdive to retain and enhance certain System Shock qualities, the team also recognized that there are parts of the original game that simply don’t work as well now.

Consider those aforementioned audio logs, for instance. In 1994, it was shocking to think that a game could tell the bulk of its story through found audio. In 2020, Kick rightfully notes that such a storytelling technique has become “cliched and even parodied due to overuse.” Still, Kick describes those audio logs as being “quintessentially System Shock” due to the way that they “become somber reminders of the consequences of your actions.” As such, the team considers them irreplaceable.

That desire to retain the spirit of an idea while recognizing that the idea itself doesn’t necessarily work as originally intended resulted in Nightdive coming up with an elegant solution.

“The problem we faced was that the audio logs were placed so close together that you were constantly finding them and the length of each VO recording was not only slowing the player down, but they were overlapping,” Kick explains. “While you were listening to one audio log, you’d have already found another and that became very cumbersome. It was an easy fix, but we had to space them farther apart from one another to find a good balance. We’ve also re-written the logs to be a bit shorter and more concise with the information they convey.”

Audio logs are hardly the only way in which System Shock utilized design elements that were both technically outdated yet oddly essential to its core experience. There’s perhaps no better example of that contradiction than the game’s learning curve. System Shock was, in many ways, designed to be intentionally confusing and sometimes even frustrating. You weren’t meant to just blast through the game like a shooter, and mastery of its mechanics, interface, and controls demanded time and patience from the player.

While Nightdive has addressed one of those frustrating elements (its confounding controls, which were rooted in the era of primitive 3D exploration) without diluting that “hardcore” spirit of the original experience, there’s at least one other contradictory aspect of the original game that has raised difficult questions about the line between preservation and modernization.

“The level design is probably the worst offender,” Kick says of System Shock’s flaws. “Its labyrinthian design is archaic, but it’s undeniably System Shock.”

System Shock’s Metroidvania-like level design encouraged players to explore an expansive area in search of the way forward, but it was also often unnecessarily confusing. That typically resulted in the player running around without a clear sense of where they were, where they were going, and what they were supposed to be doing.

As frustrating as those parts of System Shock could often be, Kick suggests that our perception of System Shock’s learning curve may have as much to do with an overall change to how we look at games as well as how the game itself was designed.

“You should feel like a rat running through a maze under the watchful glare of a rogue artificial intelligence constantly testing you and obstructing your progress with her other experiments,” Kick says. “Contemporary games often hold your hand and direct you to the next objective with breadcrumbs or waypoints, removing the sense of dread, isolation, and relief you feel when you discover the exit. We’ve received some negative feedback about the level design, but it’s System Shock, so it stays.”

That philosophy not only captures why Nightdive is the perfect studio to revive System Shock but why there are so many who believe that System Shock is one of those pieces of PC gaming history which deserves a remake despite the fear that it won’t live up to memories of the original.

Even if you’ve never tried it, you may feel like you’ve played System Shock because you’ve played games like it. But you really haven’t. From its ambiguous philosophical nature to its brilliant antagonist and haunting cyberpunk aesthetics, only System Shock is System Shock.

While other games may have come along and evolved the System Shock formula, Nightdive is determined to ensure that future generations will never forget one of the PC titles that changed the medium forever.

“BioShock, Thief, Dishonored, Deus Ex, Prey, they all owe their existence to [System] Shock so, in that regard, we were not only motivated, but we were compelled to expand its reach as a way of honoring its legacy and the groundwork it laid for not only other games but the developers of those games,” Kick says. “So, no, I don’t believe that modern gamers are aware of how many video game concepts were introduced or refined by System Shock, but if we do our job right, hopefully they will be.”

System Shock is coming to Xbox One, PlayStation 4, and PC in 2020. You can download the Alpha Demo of the game on Steam and GOG now.

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This week, the story is coffee machine maker Keurig, which pulled ads from Sean Hannity’s show at the prompting of Media Matters, and is now facing a conservative backlash of NFL-size proportions. But it isn’t just one or two companies engaging in virtue-signalling, it’s practically all of them. It’s Pepsi, which panders to antifa in its ads. Its Heineken, which salutes open borders in their adverts. It’s Twitter. It’s Starbucks. It’s KLM airlines. Despite vast differences in their products, services, and consumers, every industry seems to have the same virtue-signallers.

From the moment of Trump’s inauguration, corporations have been engaged in a frantic struggle to block his agenda. White House globalist-in-chief Gary Cohn, along with the now-disbanded CEO council, did everything they could to blunt the President’s trade policies and prevent him from exiting the Paris Climate Agreement. The same CEO council, along with Cohn, sought to pressure Trump with a series of resignations following his response to a combination of racist white nationalist and Antifa violence in Charlottesville.

And that’s corporations playing nice. When their values are threatened by people who do not sit in the Oval Office, they do far more than simply resign. Earlier this year, after being spooked by mainstream news articles claiming YouTube was a cesspit of terrorism and hate speech, corporations promptly yanked their ads from the platform en masse.

Revenues plummeted overnight, and YouTube quickly added stringent new systems that prevent even remotely controversial content from receiving ad revenue. Once, the platform was a place where bold, independent commentators could develop healthy incomes without answering to any old media gatekeeper. Now, even YouTube’s politest fast food reviewer is having trouble keeping his ad revenue, as the platform introduces ever-stricter language codes. One tantrum from corporations was all it took for free speech on one of the web’s most promising platforms to be all but snuffed out.

Corporate ambivalence to free speech and hostility to the Trump agenda is matched by their regular, almost desperate attempts to pander to progressive sensibilities. Airlines are no longer happy with just telling you about the speed and comfort of their planes; they also want you to know that they support gay pride. Pepsi doesn’t just put celebrities in their ads these days; they put celebrities attending progressive rallies in their ads. Heineken has decided that “how refreshing, how Heineken!” isn’t a woke enough slogan for the present era. They now prefer “open your world,” complete with an accompanying ad toasting a “world without borders.”

To the Trump movement, a movement that has run Democrats out of the House, the Senate and the White House, and ensured a new conservative Justice on the Supreme Court, it must be incredibly frustrating to hear that there are still more worlds to conquer. Yet the progressive culture of corporations is, if anything, more dangerous than a Democrat-controlled congress. Private corporations are not bound by the first amendment and can quell free speech far faster than the government can. If they want to cause financial ruin to a business or an individual that has the “wrong” values, they can. If they want to be a roadblock to the Trump agenda, they can.

So, If populists and conservatives want to achieve their aims, they must change the culture of corporate America. To do that, they must understand how progressive values managed to infect corporate culture. Only then will they stand a chance at containing the disease.  

Virtue-Signalling Smoothies

Corporations never make a decision without considering how it affect their bottom line. Why hasn’t Twitter’s hippie hobo-in-chief Jack Dorsey banned Trump yet? Because, unlike all the other conservatives he’s banned, Trump is crucial to his company’s profitability.

Profits come before political values, then. But why did global corporations decide that adopting progressive values would help their profits? Doesn’t the left hate capitalism, after all?

The answer lies with a number of upstart companies that appeared in the late 1990s and early 2000s, promising a new form of capitalism. The new fad had many names: “ethical capitalism,” “social entrepreneurship,” “socially responsible capitalism,” and so forth. But all the companies shared one idea: you can be a profit-hungry capitalist and still be a progressive.

Those companies discovered that virtue-signalling could help distinguish otherwise-unremarkable products. Take smoothies: there are many different brands, each tasting fairly similar. Yet if a smoothie company pledges to give 10 percent of your sales to help humanitarian causes, as the little-known British company Innocent Drinks did in 2004, then they stand out.

Founded in 1999, Innocent Drinks combined a hipster aesthetic (grass-covered vans were a big thing at the company), a hipster target market (they initially sold their products in ultra-liberal North London and at music festivals), and, with their deliberately public virtue-signalling, hipster values. The formula proved to be successful: within a decade, the brand became one of the biggest in Europe and was eventually sold to Coca-Cola.

Ethos Water, a bottled water company founded in 2001 with a team that included current ADL CEO (and notorious Breitbart-hater) Jonathan Greenblatt, is another example of successful capitalist virtue-signalling. Few products are more generic than bottled water, yet within two years of starting operations, it had been sold to Starbucks for $8 million, and can now be bought in every one of the coffee giant’s stores. All it took for Ethos was a feel-good name and a donation, that, although tiny ($0.05 – $0.10 to clean water charities with every purchase), is proudly boasted of on the side of every bottle.

Ethos and Innocent were pioneers, and their example was quickly followed. Today, progressive virtue-signalling is built into the fabric of global corporate culture. Moreover, in an effort to distinguish themselves even further, the grandstanding is growing more radical. Even though it was later trashed by activists for being too nice to the police, Pepsi all but glorified the violent “resistance” movement earlier this year in a controversial advert featuring Kendall Jenner. Twitter invites radical race-baiters and progressive provocateurs to cosy up to senior management. Corporate donations to radical left-wing groups like the SPLC are common.

Even as the left hails corporations as the “moral voice” of America, cracks are beginning to appear in the virtue-signalling business model. First, it is no longer as distinctive as it was when Ethos and Innocent were founded. When both Coca-cola and Pepsi boast of their commitment to progressive values, they cancel each other out. In order to choose between the brands, consumers have to revert to a more traditional criteria: how good they taste.

Corporations are increasingly coming face to face with a more dangerous possibility: that, far from making consumers more likely to buy their products, virtue-signalling now alienates them.

There is no better example of this alienation than the NFL. On the face of it, the League’s job seems supremely easy: they have to sell professional football in a country where it is practically a national religion. Yet, thanks to some profoundly stupid political stunts on the part of its players, they have catastrophically failed even this simple task. Between the September 21st, when the #TakeAKnee campaign took off, and September 29th, the NFL’s public approval ratings nearly halved.

Keurig fell into the same trap this week. By bending the knee to Media Matters and yanking ads from Hannity, they’ve alienated thousands of middle-class consumers who buy their products. Leftist students don’t buy Keurigs: suburban families and business owners do. And now they’re throwing out their Keurig machines.

Even virtue-signalling from celebrity surrogates is becoming a problem for brands. Bourbon manufacturer Jim Beam is currently under boycott from conservatives because its brand ambassador, Mila Kunis, decided to troll the Vice President by signing Planned Parenthood donations in his name. It probably went down well in lefty Hollywood, but conservatives drink Jim Beam too. Or at least they did, until Kunis pulled her stunt.

They won’t admit it, but corporate America is watching. Like the games industry during GamerGate and the NFL earlier this year, consumers are sending the business world an unmistakable message: virtue-signalling is not welcome in all industries.. Ethos Water might be able to sell it in Starbucks, but middle American sports fans are a rather different market.

To really change the nature of corporate culture, though, the right must take things a step further. It’s not enough to show that virtue-signalling has ceased to be profitable. It must be shown that the real profits lie in doing the precise opposite.

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In the summer of 2015, little-known fitness company Protein World stumbled, quite by accident, into culture-war stardom, reaping huge financial rewards in the process. It all started with an advert, rolled out across London’s public transit, that would prove to be both wildly controversial and immensely successful.

To a fitness company, these ads must have seemed perfectly innocent. To the feminists of London, however, they were rage-inducing on multiple levels, from sexual objectification to “body-shaming.” It didn’t take long before activists were vandalizing the ads and calling on the Mayor of London to ban them, while their allies in the media penned outraged op-eds.

A year later, the activists got what they wanted, when the leftist Mayor of London banned “body-shaming” adverts. But by then, the campaign had long since backfired. Consumers reacted to the outrage by giving Protein World their business. Within days of the controversy, the company added 20,000 new customers and made revenues in excess of $1 million.

Recognizing a winning marketing strategy, Protein World’s management decided to double down instead of apologize. After denouncing the protesters as a “vociferous minority,” the company put the offending ad on a giant billboard in New York’s Times Square, along with a marketing campaign in the city’s subways.

“Best of all,” joked the company’s outspoken marketing manager at the time, “you could say that this campaign was paid for by the protestors in London!” Just as the NFL discovered that progressive virtue-signalling can damage the profitability of a business, Protein World discovered that vice-signalling could sometimes achieve the opposite.

Another company that benefited from attracting the rage of leftists include Play Asia, a Hong Kong-based company that supplied the Japanese game Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 to western markets after its publisher declined to do so over fear of a western social justice warrior backlash against the game’s politically incorrect content. After successfully baiting “SJWs” on Twitter, the company surged to prominence after a left-wing “boycott” attempt left them with thousands of new, devoted fans.

Beyond video games and fitness, the fast food chain Chick-fil-A is a more prominent example of a brand that benefited from a “buycott” after becoming the subject of national controversy over company president Dan Cathy’s opposition to gay marriage. Despite ceaseless attacks in the press throughout 2012, the company’s sales soared by 12 percent.

The kind of industries where vice-signalling may be effective is becoming clear. Football, video games, protein shakes. They are industries typically shunned, or at least treated with ambivalence, by metropolitan hipsters. They are beloved by middle America. They are, we are told, “uncool.”

But for a business, uncool should be fine, as long as its profitable. Indeed, so many brands have been trying to be hip, cool, and on top of the most cutting-edge social justice trends, that doing the opposite is far more likely to distinguish a brand. The tipping point will be when companies realize they can make more money by being the bad boys. Just as how punk rock went from being anti-establishment to being pro-Obama, it could all one day flip back.

What’s more, vice-signalling is still a largely untapped goldmine. Chick-fil-a and Protein World fell into it by accident. It was only Play Asia that deliberately set out to antagonize social justice warriors. But the success of these companies shows that there’s an eager market out there, keen to give their money to an entirely new kind of “socially conscious” company.

A  “socially conscious” coffee company has also been thrust ino the spotlight thanks to the Keurig boycott. Black Rifle Coffee, a veteran-owned company whose marketing slogans include “Make Coffee Great Again” and “Stand for Freedom.” They have benefited from an upsurge in social media attention over the past 24 hours, including endorsements from Hannity and Donald Trump Jr.

Leftist virtue-signalling at major corporations has long gone unchallenged, but its golden age is drawing to an end, as conservative consumers find their voice. Just as the broken promises of mainstream politicians gave rise to Donald Trump, and the dishonesty of the mainstream media gave rise to the alternative media, the virtue-signalling of major corporations may has resulted in the birth of an even more disruptive force: the alternative economy.

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In The City Of Meatbot-Powered Killers (part 4) by molotok_c_518

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Part 3.

I hit the dark web for a few minutes, burned a couple of Bitcoin for a block of stolen credit card numbers, and searched for what the hell just happened downtown.

While I took a couple of the platinum card accounts to activate some of my burner phones (their fraud support will save them some charges, and I'll still have some prepaid phones to work with), I digested what the Army and Air National Guard just did.

(*26 hours ago, in RQZ HQ...)

Col. {Jones}, HQ "Six" (HQ6): This is Six, go ahead, sir.

Adjutant General, New York National Guard (AGNY): This operation is strictly need-to-know now, Six. It has been designated "Top Secret: Compartmentalized" at the highest levels, and the code name attached is "Glass Chipmunk."

HQ6: What the... who comes up with this shit... uh, sir?

AGNY: Some spook at the NSA. More time on their hands than sense.

HQ6: Yes, sir.

(Side note: The reason top secret stuff gets odd code-names is because they are words you would not accidentally say in a normal conversation. Try to work "Glass Chipmunk" into a sentence without sounding like you're crazy. It *might** work with someone with a curio collection... sort of like Alpine Shepherd Boy... but otherwise, you will stand out.*)

AGNY: How is the perimeter?

HQ6: Solid, sir. Nothing is getting out of there. We've had a few... anomalies, but no breaches.

AGNY: "Anomalies?"

HQ6: Well... it appears that the mad scientists' little toys don't hole up well in non-humans. We've had some animals come to the wire and just melt. The larger ones, we need to put down... have you ever tried shooting a cat and her kittens? They melted, too.

AGNY: I'll arrange to get some more men rotated in. Things like that obliterate morale.

HQ6: Thank you, sir... but we need a longer-term solution to this. We've gotten lucky, so far, in that only a few infected have tried to hit us. Tracers work well, so we've taken to loading all of our SAWs with nothing else. If they hit us in anything larger than 3 or 4 at a time, we're gonna get overrun in a heartbeat and a half, and you'll have a lot more than a city's worth of these things to worry about.

AGNY: Roger that, Six. I gotta tell ya, Tom... I've never thought, not even once, that we'd be talking about bombing American citizens.

HQ6: Roger that, Six. Voting demographic will definitely shift.

AGNY: Are you suggesting...

HQ6: No, sir. Just a bit of gallows' humor. Whistling in the graveyard, as it were.

AGNY: How about our reluctant big-brain?

HQ6: Still no sign of him. We lost him during his move towards the campus. We think he's in the Advanced Research Labs facility on campus, but we're not sure enough to risk an extraction team in a hostile-heavy area of the city.

AGNY: We have a good set-up on the plaza. Give the green light for the Reaper to launch. You are covered.

HQ6: That's an order?

AGNY: Direct order, Tom. Take solace in the fact that it's an act of mercy for the poor bastards.

HQ6: Yes, sir.

(23 hours ago.)

Reaper drone pilot, designated RD-3: On station, awaiting instructions.

HQ6: What's your load, RD-3:

RD-3: I have 4 Hellfires, sir. I see the target, awaiting order.

HQ6: You've been briefed as to the situation?

RD-3: Yes, sir. Glass Chipmunk. (almost inaudible chuckle)

HQ6: Right. When you have the target locked, you are cleared to engage.

RD-3: Order received. Lightin' em up.

Video footage from RD-3

It's daytime, timestamp on the video is 1106. Wide shot of a square plaza surrounded by concrete and glass buildings, in a Brutalist architectural style.

In the plaza is a large, pulsating mass of bodies, covered in dirt, rags, dried "blood" (in reality, it's mostly meatbots at this point), sweat, and strips of dried flesh.

A fountain in the center has kept these people hydrated since the outbreak. It has allowed this... gathering... to continue unabated.

"Gathering" is too weak a word. It's like a Roman orgy crossed with Cannibal Holocaust or Green Inferno.

The weakest have either stayed at the fringes and devoured what scraps they can, knowing that they have no chance at survival in the main body, or threw themselves in early, were torn to shreds and eaten whole, in order to kill the all-consuming hunger driving them.

The strongest have formed a horrific symbiosis, tearing chunks off of each other, letting chunks get torn from them, then healing enough to repeat the process. The looks of pain when injured are almost indistinguishable from the looks of rapture when they devour a neighbor.

There is no "sex," per se. Hunger has replaced sexual desire. If anything, the erogenous zones seem to be the most targeted areas for consumption... and since they grow back, they get targeted a lot.

I don't want to look. I want to make a bad joke about oral sex and fix myself a bottle of rum. Better still, a keg.

I look anyway.

At 1113, a missile tears into a fuel truck abandoned at the east end of the plaza. The angle is perfect: flaming kerosene or diesel splashes over the crowd, and thick clouds of boiling black smoke quickly fill the space.

Some of the (un)lucky few who escaped the initial blast run away.

Most, either sensing a well-cooked meal or realizing this will end the agonizing hunger, dive into the center of the holocaust.

In one strike, the National Guard have eliminated about 3/4 of the population of [REDACTED].

I've been working frantically for the past day, trying to find a way to protect myself from possible infection. I can't think "if" anymore: those idiots out there will see me at some point and launch an extraction. I've seen enough horror movies to know how catastrophically it will fail, and how likely I will be to have highly-trained, inhibition-impaired, hungry, rapid-healing killers at my door.

Yes, I'm a pessimist.

I know now how we got to this point, and I have the entire sequence ciphered out. My meatbots were part of a power struggle within the group, and were weaponized purely by circumstance.

First, Dr. A. He got in to the GATACA compiler and dropped his little brain bomb in the code. Hidden in the "comments" in the DNA (we had plenty of space to put messages in the DNA, and did so frequently to explain why Sequence 8c, for example, was written to repair a long muscle in a certain manner, rather than another) was his excuse:

Dr. A: By the time you read this, you will no longer head this project. If I can strike quickly and "prove" that you bungled the neuro programming, I can capitalize and run this program as I see fit. Some people aren't worth saving. Others should be reprogrammed for the greater good.

Dr. B followed this up by checking out the endocrine codes and cranking hunger to 1000. His excuse:

Dr. B: Need more. We can fund this by selling the old versions on the black market, and keep the excess for ourselves.

Profiteering, meet societal re-engineering.

It might have gone almost unnoticed, except for player 3.

Late in the project, I had an assistant basically forced on me. Dr. C was also a computer scientist, come to us from government service. He said the right things, asked the right questions, and made himself indispensable.

What I didn't know until last night was, he was a military contractor on the side, and was looking for combat applications for the 'bots.

He knew what the other fuckwits had done, and instead of fixing it...

It was he who showed Bobby the "Jesus room" (he used a different name for each guard, knowing they would be impressed with what was within). He managed to get a copy of Steve's key card to the most pliable guards, then waited for the inevitable.

He got very lucky (or unlucky) that we had just begun to prep for primate trials when Bobby's wife died. He had the "perfect" weaponized version of my project, and its spread was the perfect test.

I know this because the dumb fucker emailed his superiors on a civilian email account.

The NSA grabbed him up rapidly after that. He's sitting in Guantanamo Bay, if there's any justice.

What I've learned in the past 48 hours is sickening.

When I was a kid, I read Frankenstein several times. Mary Shelley shares my birthday, so it's like we're soul mates separated by 200 years.

I always told myself, "Don't let hubris be your downfall. You're doing this for mankind. You're not playing God... you're doing God's work, if we really are created in His/Her image."

This has never been about doing it because we could. It's doing it because we need this... to save lives cut too short by disease or accident.

Do this now, decide later how it should be used. That was always the mission.

Now... now, I'm using my knowledge of chemistry to destroy my life's work. I know what to mix for the best explosives I can make given what I have on hand. The labs we've been working will be utterly annihilated.

There's no way this project gets out. They aren't ready.

They aren't worthy.

Before I do that, though, I am going to call several people and let them know what happened. I am going to tell the press why my malignant miracle is being denied to the world.

NOW I'm playing God.

I've already made several vials of my counter-bots and hid them on my person. They're untested, but better than the alternative.

I may have a way to sneak off-campus, and from there I have a possible way to get out of town. It's going to involve laying low after the powers-that-be order a full sweep and cleanup of the bot-ridden, which I fully expect in a week or so.

I did some very rough calculations. Fatty tissues have probably all been digested by now. Protein can be burned for energy, and some of it will be consumed by each repair and replication cycle. I figure that, in 3 or 4 more days, there won't be enough metabolic energy to drive a flea left in anyone with meatbots in their blood.

Before I do anything else, though... time for a smoke.

I head up to the roof, and take a deep breath... then step to the wall and puke as the foul reek of thousands of roasting bodies pours into my sinuses.

I won't be eating barbecue any time soon.

By some dark miracle, I puke right on a bot-ridden at the base of the building. He looks up, then begins licking the vomit off of himself.

Didn't need to see that.

I move away from the wall. I fumble a smoke from the pack, and light up with very shaky hands.

I also crack the seal on the cheap водка I found in a lab assistant's office and take a deep swig. I dislike the cheap stuff... it has this nasty chemical aftertaste.

All of this is distracting me from the little fucker I puked on, who is free-climbing the wall.

I catch the barest hint of movement out of the corner of my eye as he crests the retaining wall and leaps 20 feet across the roof to tackle me.

I drop the водка and spin quickly to meet him. I'm unarmed, because "Of course they can't get to me. I'm behind two locked doors!" and this is going to kill me...

...and it gets close enough for me to see that "he" is a "she," and she's emaciated and nothing but bone, skin and wiry muscle and hunger and fuck I'm going to have to punch a girl to save my life as I loop a right cross straight into her oncoming jaw, and she drops to the roof...

...and I grab my водка and run for the door as she scrambles to her feet and makes the sprint after me with frightening speed, and I stop and duck as she comes at my back and misses her grab and I stand up straight into her jaw and she staggers backwards...

...and I spin around and plant a solid left into her gut and she doubles over but she has a grip on my back and can't bite through my shirt but I stand up straight and she flips over my back to the ground at my heels...

...and I spin again and kick her in the head and she grabs her head and it gives me just enough time to get to the door and open it...

...but she's on her feet and after me and through the door just as I pull it shut and now I'm in the stairwell to the second floor with a crazed bot-ridden woman who lunges for me...

...so I throw her over the railing and she hangs on barely and I'm running down the stairs and to the second floor entryway and through the door...

...and she drops from the railing and down all the way to the first floor and I hear the CRACK-CRACK of both of her legs snapping on impact and she screams in agony but she's up on both broken legs and trying to limp up the stairs...

...and the door to the second floor closes on the stairwell.

I'm now trapped in the building with a for-now injured bot-ridden.

Oh... and my knuckles are bleeding.

I may be infested as well.

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Beetle has asked anyone willing in the party to scout out a possible target for her: specifically, there is supposed to be a rare painting by the elcor artist Forta in a nearby space station. When Vekar, Vasir, and Phos go out to investigate, they find themselves pitted against one another as Phos is indoctrinated with a nanopoison that compels her to try to kill them. Accompanied by Telissa T’Harani, the Apricity’s shuttle pilot, the party manages to synthesize the cure for the nanopoison and save Phos’s life as well as theirs. The party then leaves the station empty-handed, however - much to Beetle’s future disappointment.

summary

Beetle contacts the party and asks them to scout out a target for her. After a brief discussion with Annos, Vekar, Vasir, and Phos hop into the shuttle with Telissa and fly to the station. In the shuttle bay, Phos finds a datapad that Vekar reads that says the following:

Reassurance: do not worry, Nol. Cloviss is providing transport for us to the ‘Citadel’, we’ll meet you there. We are participating in an experimental trial to pay our passage, but it will be better than smuggling or putting myself into debt.

[Failed to send] 

Telissa remembers that Cloviss Bowmer was a scientific prodigy in robotics in AI until legislation pushed her interest towards chemistry instead. Most notably, Cloviss invented Space Tape, a popular material that can be used to patch anything from holes in boxes to hull breaches, albeit temporarily. Either way, Telissa leads the way into the decontamination chamber and then to the lobby beyond.

In the lobby, the party finds three doors and one desk. The first of the doors, on the right, is labeled “Fun Times Room”; the door on the left reads “Testing Center”, and the center door leads to Cloviss’s private chambers. Telissa finds that that door is locked while Vasir goes to search behind the desk, which triggers sensors that brings an animatronic into the room. The animatronic is shaped like a cat with a lab coat and whose name is, fittingly, Kitty Cat. Kitty Cat is only able to tell them so much before informing the party that it needs to hear the executive code before it can divulge more information.

The party manages to stir up enough trouble, by continually attempting to search the desk, that they summon another animatronic, this one a crocodile in a lab coat named Nile the Crocodile. This animatronic is hostile from the get-go, but Phos manages to search the desk anyway, where she finds this note:

Don’t forget: [fox, wolf, jackal, coyote, dingo.]

Various provoking shenanigans result in a fight, wherein another animatronic in the shape of a Sheep appears and is killed after some time; still, it seems the animatronics have the upper hand. Telissa eventually figures out that what Phos had found is the executive code by yelling out three things in quick succession: fox wolf jackal coyote dingo, F-W-J-C-D, and Canidae. She is able to stop the fight because of this and ask numerous questions, where it’s revealed that the test involves having one party member attempt to kill the others and that killing this party member will cause the station to explode. The odds are bleak, and that’s when when Phos shoots Vekar with her shotgun, revealing that she had been infected with the nanopoison that compels her to kill the party.

Telissa makes a break for the labs with Vasir and Vekar, managing to kill Kitty Cat and Nile the Crocodile and then leaving Phos in the labs by collapsing the doorway. This gives them enough time to break into Cloviss’s private chambers, where they discover the instructions for synthesizing the cure. Vekar manages to pull one together as Phos breaks in from the labs, and with some struggle, the party manages to inject the cure and save Phos’s life, as well as theirs. Upon entering Cloviss’s room, Telissa shoots her dead and then shoots the painting Beetle had been after. Vasir collects the key that will open the bay doors, and the party makes their escape soon after.

Back in the Apricity, Beetle expresses her disappointment and surprise at the mission’s difficulty. The rest of the party has solemnly sworn that they are going to kill her the next time they see her.

notable lines + interactions

Beetle: Hey, Assman. Annos: Yep, that’s me, I’m Assman. I love being called that. Thanks. It’s my best feature. It’s really great when people recognize that. Phos, OOC: Wait. Phos leans over - Phos: Does he have a nice ass? Vasir: Keelah. DM: I got a seven, so it’s not his best feature. It’s actually pretty average. You’re not sure why he thinks it’s so great. Phos, OOC: O-kay! Let’s move on.

Phos: Beetle - how difficult would you think it is to steal this thing, considering we have no experience doing this? DM: Beetle gives a giant shrug. Phos: ... Okay. DM: And then she realizes she’s being a huge asshole.

in discord: Vekar: a night in the museum Vasir: ohm y ogd Telissa: dishonored 2 mansion stage Phos: I hope there wont be a dinosaur DM: LMAO Telissa: CLOCKWORK KNIGHTS Vekar: There will be a rachni Telissa: LET'S GO Vasir: THEODORE ROOSEVELT

Vekar: I can’t believe the Assman agreed to it. Beetle: Yeah, well. He owes me a favor. Vasir: You really can’t believe it, Vekar? It’s Beetle. She has her ways. Beetle: I do. And you’ll never know what they are. Vekar, OOC: Vekar dabs in agreement. DM: Beetle mirrors this. Big mood.

in discord: Vasir: VEKAR DABS IN AGREEMENT Telissa: vekar dabs in agreementi can't believe Phos: grEAT start Vekar: notes: but looks really defeated as he dabs

DM: Annos goes to say something to Beetle, but then she imitates static and cuts off the call. Phos, OOC: Oh, lordy.

DM: You arrive in the shuttle bay and you see the shuttle pilot, Telissa, waiting. [pause] DM: [Telissa’s player], that’s you. Telissa, OOC: Yeah! I mean. Okay! DM: Take it away. Telissa, OOC: I don’t even know where we’re going is the problem, [DM]. But uh... yeah. Alright.

Telissa, OOC: I’m Telissa now, bro. It’s gonna be lit.

Vekar, OOC: [restarts his connection] Vasir, OOC: Hey, [Telissa’s player], you could put on some jeopardy music or something while we wait. Elevatorstuck, maybe? Telissa, OOC: Yeah, okay, let me pull it up, since I guess we’re going full meme now. Phos, OOC: [distressed noises] Telissa, OOC: Do we want with meows? Extended? Phos, OOC: I hate this. Telissa, OOC: Let’s go with extended.

DM: I only had ten seconds of the elevator music. Telissa, OOC: I had twenty-two seconds. DM: You had a head start. That’s unfair. Telissa, OOC: Yeah? Well, fight me. DM: I will. Telissa, OOC: Okay.

Annos: Good luck. Telissa: We won’t need it. Vekar: Famous last words.

Vekar, OOC: I look at the sun. Phos, OOC: You go blind. DM: Yeah. Vekar, OOC: So basically nothing changes. DM: You have a disadvantage for perception checks. Telissa, OOC: Oh, more of a disadvantage already? Minus six perception, let’s go - Vekar, OOC: I’m good, thanks.

DM: The lock on the bay doors engages. Telissa: Alright. This is fine. I guess we’re locked in now, so that’s great.

Phos: You take the shuttle you’re flying and smash it through the port if there’s no other option. Telissa: Listen. Vasir: Spoken like a true krogan. Telissa: This is our only shuttle, and if it breaks, we’re gonna be fucked, so let’s not do that, maybe? Phos: Well, maybe the shuttle can handle such a crash. Telissa: Or maybe we can go inside, unlock the doors, and it won’t even matter. We’re wasting time.

in discord: Vekar: 10-4 = 6 Vekar: someone has to carry this team

DM: Telissa goes over to the wall. And it’s a perfectly smooth wall. And she feels this wall and says, “This is actually a floor. We’re standing on the wall.” Telissa: Gravity’s been reversed, you guys! We have to figure out what’s wrong with the mass effect core! Phos: Okay, uh - Telissa: Do you see this? Telissa, OOC: And she, like, slams the wall with her hands - Telissa, shouting: This is the floor! The carpet is supposed to be on here! Phos and Vekar: [try to explain that the wall is not the floor] Telissa: [continues to maintain otherwise for two minutes]

Telissa, OOC: I can’t believe you’re spending time trying to convince me of this.

Telissa, OOC: Telissa is curled in a fetal position and is rocking back and forth against the wall. Vasir, OOC: Vasir goes over and tries to calm Telissa down. Vasir: It’s alright, we’ll figure out the gravity shit. Telissa, crying: But what if we dooooon’t?

Telissa: Hey, so the person who owns this place made tape! And some other stuff, but the tape is the important part, because she got rich off of that. Vasir: ... Okay.

Phos: And I do have Space Tape, so - Telissa, OOC: Wow! Product placement! I can’t believe it! Product placement! Phos, as if Telissa’s player hadn’t spoken: - could use that to interrogate that one human. Cloviss. Whatever.

Vasir, OOC: Vasir follows Telissa to make sure she doesn’t get lost or have a crisis somewhere again. Telissa, petulantly: That was one time.

Vekar, OOC: Vekar follows. Vasir, OOC: Kind of like Magnus rushes in - Vekar follows. DM: Vekar follows - Vekar’s good out here. Telissa, OOC: No. Stop that right there. No more Adventure Zone. Tell me what’s in the decontamination chamber.

Vasir: Are you feeling okay, Telissa? Did you have some - Telissa: I’m peachy! Vasir: ... Okay.

DM: Yeah, the light’s green now, the door’s open now. You all leave that room changed.

Phos, OOC: Both Vasir and Telissa are breaking down. Telissa, with increasing distress: My shuttle got grounded, gravity is wrong, my dance sucked - everything’s terrible!

DM: Door number one is labeled “Fun time” room. [long pause] Telissa, OOC: What’s door number three? Vekar, OOC: Wouldn’t you like to know! Telissa, OOC: I know, right? I would!

DM: You see sensors behind the desk that indicate when someone is there. Telissa: That’s probably not good. Hey, Vasir, maybe you shouldn’t stand there. Vasir, OOC: Vasir glances at Telissa and is like - Vasir: Okay...? Telissa: There’re sensors. Maybe it’ll kill you. I dunno. Vasir: Uh-huh.

DM: There’s also a service bell. One of those things that you ring to get people to the desk. Telissa, OOC: Oh, shit. Vasir, OOC: Vasir looks at it and is like “what the fuck is the point of this.” Telissa, OOC: Telissa hits it. Phos, OOC: Ding.

DM: It’s an animatronic. It’s about eight feet tall and it’s been shaped into the form of a bipedal cat wearing a lab coat. Vekar, OOC: Vekar shoots it instantly. Telissa, OOC: Telissa rings the bell. Vasir, OOC: Vasir is thinking of Muffy and how that - thing - is a horrible approximation of a cat, or a human cat, or whatever the hell it is. Telissa, OOC: Telissa hits the bell like five times in a row.

Kitty Cat: If you do not move from behind the desk, I am authorized to use force to do so. Telissa, OOC: Telissa makes direct eye contact with it and rings the bell. DM: Kitty Cat slaps the bell off of the desk. Telissa: How could you! I was using that! Vasir, OOC: Vasir eyes Telissa and moves away from her and out from behind the desk.

DM: Kitty Cat rolls to remove you from behind the desk. Telissa, OOC: Can I roll to seduce it? Vasir, OOC: Yes! DM: ... I’ll allow it.

Telissa, OOC: I didn’t expect to get this far. DM: Uh-huh. Telissa, OOC: No, I absolutely did not, I - I didn’t think you’d allow it. Can Telissa give it a hug? Can I roll to give it a hug?

Telissa: I don’t know why you smashed the bell, though. That was unnecessary. Kitty Cat: Well... you were overusing it. Telissa: Because no one was coming! Kitty Cat: It was a use of acceptable force. You saw me, and you rang it five times! That was excessive and unnecessary. Telissa: Fine, fine. Still.

in discord Vasir: vekar, phos and vasir and muffy watching this entire thing:

Phos: mood Telissa: i know right Telissa: telissa is just being held by this thing Telissa: asking questions Vasir: this is noveria 2.0

Telissa, OOC(?): I’m here to wreak havoc, y’all.

Kitty Cat: Wow, swear words are censored by my filter, but I sure wish I could use some right now.

Telissa, OOC: Does anyone want to do stuff? Because otherwise I’ll keep carrying on this charade.

Telissa, OOC: Do we even know who the traitor is yet? Like I don’t even know, I - I don’t - Vekar, OOC: We have a traitor‽ Phos, OOC and terribly convincing: Wait, we have a traitor? What? - What’s this about a traitor? [Telissa’s player], what?

Telissa, with misplaced enthusiasm: Who’s that? DM, distracted by typing to Phos: Um... yes. Telissa, with misplaced enthusiasm: Wow! That really didn’t answer my question! Who is that? Kitty Cat: That’s Nile Crocodile - Telissa, with more misplaced enthusiasm: That’s a terrible name! Go on! Kitty Cat: Yeah... we didn’t pick these names, but I really like Kitty Cat, so I’m happy with my name!

DM: Vekar looks at them, and, like, and goes through this kind of mind palace scene, where he just makes all of these connections and looking at all these things, and in his mind’s eye he sees, like, a taxonomy of human animals, and he’s looking at them, and he’s like, “Canidae. That’s what it is.” Vasir, OOC: Oh, shit, Latin, what’s up!

DM: What’s the word? Telissa, with increasing excitement: Grapple? Grab? Wrassle? Wrestling? Vasir, OOC: [starts humming this] DM, crosstalk: Tusslin’. Telissa, OOC, crosstalk: Tusslin’ - goddammit. Vasir, OOC: [laughs]

in discord: Telissa: please just remember that kitty cat is still holding telissa during all this DM: kitty cat is ok with that Phos: princess carrying telissa Telissa: le swoon

DM: Yeah, like, it’s like, this chain in which Crocodile grabs Vekar by the scruff of his neck and is then grabbed by Phos, and Crocodile looks at Phos and - it just looks really tired.

in discord: Vekar: HOW CAN AN ANIMATRONIC LOOK TIRED? Telissa: it's got droopy eyes or somethin Telissa: maybe its lights go out Vekar: fair

Telissa: [shoots Kitty Cat point-blank and misses] Telissa: I’m really sorry about that! Telissa, OOC: And then Telissa tries to book it.

Vasir, OOC: You’re backseat DM-ing! Telissa, OOC, smug: That’s what I do. Vasir, OOC: Bad [Telissa’s player]. No biscuits. Vekar, OOC: I thought you were supposed to be derailing this. Telissa, OOC: Oh, that’s true. Can I seduce the crocodile?

DM: ... And [the sheep animatronic]’s going to close the door behind itself because it’s not raised in a barn. And then it’s going to roll to attack - Telissa, OOC: Can I biotically charge it?

Vasir, OOC: Factor in shields before you just straight-up murder him. Vekar, OOC: Thank you, [Vasir’s player]. Vasir, OOC: I’m here for you, [Vekar’s player]. I’m your friend.

Telissa, OOC: “Explain yourself!” Telissa yells dramatically, and then biotically charges.

Phos, OOC: I’m gonna give it a taste of its own medicine. I’m gonna melee it. Telissa, OOC: Just gonna straight-up punch it? Phos, OOC: Yeah! Telissa, OOC: Nice. Stick it to the man. - Or the, uh, animatronic.

Telissa, OOC: How close is Phos to me? Phos, OOC: I don’t trust that sentence. Telissa, OOC: Listen. It’s fine. Phos, OOC: Hmm.

Telissa, OOC: [sneezes] Excuse me. DM: You’re not excused. Telissa, OOC: Oh. I’ll just - I’ll just go. [disconnects from voice channel]

Vekar, OOC: Vekar pulls out his assault rifle, takes a couple of shots... it’s neat. Telissa, OOC: Neat. Vasir, OOC: Yay.

in discord: Telissa: NEAT Vekar: NYET Telissa: no

Telissa, OOC: This isnt canon, right? So we’re all supposed to die anyway? DM: Oh, definite - I mean, you’re not all supposed to die. This wasn’t supposed to happen. You failed me. But it’s okay.

Telissa, OOC: Yeah, uh. Telissa gets stabbed. She just gives [Phos] a look. A very disappointed look - Phos, OOC: Oh. Telissa, OOC: A very, very disappointed look. And then she takes your wrist and pushes your hand away very gently. Phos, OOC, unbelievably convincing, also check out that word choice: Phos just looks a little bit sad. She’s a little disappointed in herself at this point.

in discord: Telissa: PHOS... GO BACK TO SCHOOL TO LEARN HOW TO NOT STAB YOUR FRIENDS Telissa: - telissa, probably Vekar: im pretty sure THAT's what you learn at school Telissa: didn't you

Telissa, OOC: Telissa drops a Nova. Phos, OOC: Don’t I have to roll a dex save to - Telissa, OOC: Yeah, get fucked, you just stabbed me! Karma! Phos, OOC: Oh, wow.

Vasir, OOC: Are you having fun yet, [Telissa’s player]? Telissa, OOC: Hell yeah, dude. I got to seduce an animatronic, and I just got stabbed, and now I get to have sweet, sweet vengeance.

DM: I would like to add a status update. Sheep is in bad condition. There are, like, leaks now on its exoskeleton stuff, and sparks. Well, not sparks, but it looks gnarly. Telissa, OOC: Someone have a water bottle?

Vasir, OOC: I feel bad. Vekar, OOC: Don’t. Don’t.

Telissa, OOC: Carry us, Vekar. Vekar, OOC: Someone has to do it. Telissa, OOC: Thank you, Vekar. Vasir, OOC: Because Kate isn’t here!

in discord: Telissa: SAVE US MEDIC Telissa: MEDIC Vasir: wait, thats me! thinks vekar

Telissa, OOC: Can I say Telissa picks up the bell, puts it back on the desk, and rings it again?

DM: Crocodile goes to attack Telissa. Telissa: Hell yeah, bring it! DM: It rolled an 18. Telissa, OOC: That hits! Bring it! DM: This is gonna be bad news for you, actually. Telissa: Great! I’m ready!

Vasir, OOC: So your shields are gone, then? Telissa, OOC: Well, most of my shields were already gone because of some fuck. Phos, OOC: [laughs]

Telissa, as she’s being shot: THIS IS FINE

Vasir, OOC: You know what it’s time for? Telissa, OOC: Seduce all the things! Vasir, OOC: It’s time for more elevatorstuck. Telissa, OOC: Oh, shit, you’re right. Vekar, OOC: I’m glad I didn’t open it. Vasir, OOC: Oh, come on, [Vekar’s player]! You’re a Homestuck, too. Vekar, OOC: ... Fine. I’ll look it up.

in discord: Vekar, OOC: Kitty cat is gonna fucking SMACKDOWN Phos

Telissa, OOC: We’re frickin’ walking advertisements for Space Tape. Vekar, OOC: It’ll pick up someday, and we’ll get royalties. Telissa, OOC: Damn.

Telissa: I’m such a dumbass!

Telissa: This sounds, uh, vaguely like a zombie apocalypse, but okay. Phos, OOC: How would Telissa know about zombies? Telissa, affronted: Hey, listen, I consume lots of media, okay? Shut the fuck up. Um... Vasir, OOC: [laughter] Telissa: Uh... Vasir, OOC: Vasir just starts laughing. Telissa, OOC: I try.

Vekar: Okay, guys, let’s fucking book it before the krogan kill us! Vasir: Good idea!

Telissa: Okay, so, so... wait, so the plan is to run, we find the cure, we give it to Phos, and then we run again? Telissa, OOC: Telissa is not having a good day. DM: Telissa’s having the worst day.

in discord: Vasir: vasir investigation check on the bracelets: 19-1=18 Telissa: uh, oh shit = really high, or really low Telissa: there is no in-between Vasir: yeah Vekar: two type of rolls Vekar: SET UP YOUR TRAP CARD Telissa: BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE ROLLS Vasir: NAT 20 +4 MODIFIER Vasir: fuck Vekar: i wish i could do photoshop to fucking put yugi with a "YOU TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD" Vekar: but with a quarian helemt Phos:

Vasir, OOC: Well, [DM], can I try hacking them? DM: Try your best. Telissa, OOC: Wow. Vasir and DM: [laughter] DM: I’m being nice.

Telissa, OOC: [Phos]’s got a posse I hate my life did I break down the door? Did I break down the door? DM: Yeah, no, you don’t get it.

Telissa, in different inflections: We’re fucked! We’re fucked! We’re fucked! We’re fucked! We’re fucked! Muffy: [rolls a crit intimidate] Telissa, OOC: Telissa shuts the fuck up.

Telissa, OOC: [goes through the rules for healing, which included a lot of numbers and calculations] Telissa, OOC: I’ll leave it up to you, [DM]. DM: I have no idea what you just said. I was staring into the void. I heard numbers and my soul left my body. Telissa, OOC: Oookay! I’ll just do my thing then. Hold on.

in discord: Vasir: let us never forget beetles trickshot thru phos's legs Telissa: too bad beetle isn't here Vasir: yeah Vasir: but shes here in spirit Vasir: because fisk Telissa: telissa, if she survives this: i am literally going to kill beetle when i see her again Telissa: telissa: no questions asked i am going to fucking strangle her Vekar: vekar: Not if i get beetle first Phos: mood Telissa: telissa: we'll take turns Vekar: vekar: fair

Telissa, OOC: The player’s weapon launches a single, high-powered projectile wait a fucking minute. Phos, OOC: What? Telissa, OOC: Wait a fucking minute. I have a grenade launcher, I forgot about that. Vasir, OOC: Wow.

in discord: Vekar: Telissa with a blowhorn  sound behind her: GET FUCKED

Vasir, OOC: Watch Phos or Kitty Cat or Nile get a nat twenty and make your armor explode and kill all of us. Vekar, OOC: Wow, [Vasir’s player]. So much for being my friend. Vasir, OOC: Oh, I’m sorry, I’m just saying it could happen.

Vasir, OOC: What was the sheep animatronic’s name? Telissa, OOC, in a weirdly low voice: Sheeeeeeeep. DM: It was Sheep. Cloviss didn’t take creative until later models. Telissa, OOC: ‘Creative’ is a relative term, of course. Vasir, OOC: Yeah.

DM: You kill Kitty Cat. Kity Cat is dead. Telissa, OOC(?): FUCKING FINALLY.

in discord: Vekar: THANK GOD

DM: Crocodile is dead. Telissa, OOC(?): Finallyyyyyyyy. Vekar, OOC: Now only the big, mean krogan is left. Telissa, OOC(?): We’re fuuuuuucked!

Telissa, OOC: Here’s my thought, here’s what I was going to do originally: we should find the cure! And then cure [Phos]. Can we though? Can we actually? Like can we do that without you fucking killing us? Is it possible? Phos, OOC: Well, [the station] is going to explode anyway once I die, so. Telissa, OOC: Oh, that’s right. So we’re fucked anyway, we should go find the cure! What am I doing! DM: I love the process of thinking about things for two seconds. Telissa, OOC: Listen. I used all of my brainpower today on other stuff. DM: That’s fair. Telissa, OOC: I am one-hundred percent out of brainpower.

Vasir, OOC: I’m back. Did someone die while I was gone? Vekar, OOC: Crocodile did. Vasir, OOC: Oh. Well. How ‘bout that.

Telissa, OOC: We can freeze her and then just run willy-nilly through the other rooms. Vekar, OOC, after a pause: That sounds like my kind of plan. Telissa, OOC: Awesome. Let’s do it.

Phos, OOC: [calculating damage] so that’s 8. Telissa, OOC: Hm. Phos, OOC: That’s a pretty weak Carnage. Vasir, OOC, getting shot with this: I’m not complaining.

Telissa, OOC: [Muffy] basically has the equivalent of Vicious Mockery, I just want you to know that.

Telissa, OOC: [rolls a 3] Oh. Whoopsies. Vekar, OOC: There’s never anything good with ‘whoopsies’.

Vasir, OOC: I guess Telissa, ilke, counter-charges? Telissa, OC: Yeah, yeah, Telissa sees this about to happen and she’s like “nooope.” Just like rams [Phos] headfirst. Vekar, OOC: De-nied!

Telissa: You’re not like this, Phos! Be strong! Be strong for mother!

in discord: [party decides who gets to kill Beetle first] Telissa: rock-paper-scissors: 11 Phos: rock-paper-scissors = 13 Vekar: rock paper scissors = 13 Vekar: rock paper scissors = 18 Phos: rock-paper-scissors = 5 Vekar: YES Vekar: GET READY BEETLE Telissa: telissa: THIS SUCKS Vekar: As soon as we see beetle again im gonna spin her around in her heelies and and THEN SUPPLEX HER TO THE GROUND

in discord: Vekar: Vekar at telesa: "The fuck?" Telissa: telissa: FIGHT ME

Phos: What - what happened? Telissa, OOC: I slap her. Phos: Wh-what? Telissa, OOC: I slap her again.

Number of times Vekar’s player says “Vekar follows”: 4 Number of times Space Tape™ is typed or said: 13 Number of times Telissa pats Kitty Cat’s cheek: 5 Number of times animatronics rolled below 15: 8 Number of times Telissa rings the service bell: 7 Number of times Telissa says “we’re fucked”: 11 Number of times someone backseat-DMs: 14 Number of times Telissa slaps Phos: 4 Number of times the DM apologizes: 31

technical notes

Roll for ass. 1d20 → 7 Annos’s ass is average.

The party looks around the shuttle bay. Investigation check. 1d20 + perception modifier.

Phos → 16 + 4 → 20 Vekar → 10 - 4 → 6 Vasir → 3 - 1 → 2 Telissa → 1 + 0 → 1

Telissa becomes convinced that the station’s gravitational orientation is incorrect, while Vasir tries to push a door open multiple times, disregarding the button right next to it. Vekar notes that he is in a room. Phos locates a datapad and notes that no one has been here recently.

Telissa goes back to school. 1d20 → 17 Telissa goes back to school and acquires a college diploma in not stabbing her friends.

Phos reads the datapad. Technical roll. 1d20 + technical roll → 6 - 2 → 4 Phos almost breaks the datapad trying to read it.

Vekar reads the datapad. Technical roll. 1d20 + technical roll → 15 + 1 → 16 Vekar snatches the datapad from Phos and turns it out.

Telissa thinks back on what she knows of Cloviss. Knowledge roll. 1d20 + knowledge modifier → 11 + 0 → 11 Telissa knows Cloviss Bowmer is a celebrated figure in chemistry, robotics, and AI. She is also the inventor of Space Tape.

The party enters the decontamination chamber. Random number generator. Phos is infected with the nanopoison, compelling her to kill her teammates.

Telissa dances. Acrobatics roll. 1d20 + dexterity modifier + proficiency bonus → 4 + 2 + 1 → 7 Telissa’s dance is a fusion between the macarena and the sprinkler. It’s a little awkward for everyone involved, especially after she makes direct eye contact with everyone in the room.

Everyone checks their sanity. Sanity roll. 1d20 + knowledge modifier.

Phos → 20 + 0 → 20 Vekar → 12 + 3 → 15 Vasir → 6 - 1 → 5 Telissa → 4 + 0 → 4

Telissa is near tears. Vasir is near catatonic. Vekar is fine. Phos has been enlightened (with nanopoison).

Telissa examines Cloviss’s door. Investigation roll. 1d20 + perception roll.

Telissa → 18 + 0 → 18 Vasir → 11 - 1 → 10 Vekar → 13 - 4 → 9 Phos → 2 + 4 → 6

Telissa notices sensors behind the desk and a camera pointed at the desk. Vasir notes footsteps in the scattered dirt from a potted plant and deduces that there was an elcor here at some point. Vekar and Phos don’t pick up on anything of note.

Telissa seduces Kitty Cat. 1d20 → 15 Telissa successfully seduces Kitty Cat by putting her hands on its face, staring it in the eye, and winking at it.

Telissa hugs Kitty Cat. 1d20 → 12 Telissa gives Kitty Cat an average hug, nothin’ special.

Telissa persuades Kitty Cat to tell her where to find the executive code. Persuasion roll. 1d20 + knowledge modifier → 12 + 0 → 12 Kitty Cat says, “No.”

Telissa frees herself from Kitty Cat’s grip. Strength roll. 1d20 + strength modifier → 15 + 2 → 17

Kitty Cat contests. Strength roll. 1d20 + strength modifier → 16 + 2 → 18 Kitty Cat successfully contests.

Kitty Cat pulls Telissa from behind the desk, who proceeds to slump in its arms and draw the word “no” out to an almost obscene length.

Vekar sneaks behind the desk. Stealth roll. 1d20 + dexterity modifier → 15 + 2 → 17 Vekar sneaks behind the desk, but he trips the sensors in the process.

Nile the Crocodile grabs Vekar from behind the desk. Dexterity roll. 1d20 + dexterity modifier → 2

Vekar contests. Dexterity roll. 1d20 + dexterity modifier → 3 + 2 → 5 Vekar successfully contests.

Vekar evades Nile’s grip.

The party parses the note Phos had found on the desk. Knowledge roll. 1d20 + knowledge modifier.

Vekar → 18 + 3 → 21 Vasir → 6 - 1 → 5 Telissa → 3 + 0 → 3

Vekar realizes that all the creatures on the note Phos found are in the Canidae family.

Telissa goes back to school. 1d20 → 2 Telissa drops out of high school with lots of student debt. Her college diploma is rescinded.

SEE FIRST FIGHT NOTES

Telissa figures out the executive code. She yells out three things in rapid succession: “fox, wolf, jackal, coyote, dingo”, “Canidae”, and “F-W-J-C-D”. One of these causes the animatronics to stop fighting them, albeit temporarily.

The DM drops a shitload of exposition. Telissa asks many questions of the animatronics, now that they are subdued. Vasir learns that there is a cure for the nanopoison somewhere in the facility.

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Telissa shoots the door with her grenade launcher. Attack roll. 1d20 → 16 The door collapses; Phos is temporarily trapped in the testing room.

Vasir hacks Cloviss’s door. Decryption roll. 1d20 + technical modifier → 13 + 4 → 17 Vasir opens the door to the private quarters.

DM notes: Considering Telissa actually rolled a perception check on the door itself, the fact there was a console near it should have definitely come up sooner.

Telissa listens to see if there’s anyone behind the door. Perception roll. 1d20 + perception modifier → 10 + 0 → 10 Telissa can’t hear anyone.

Telissa, Vekar, and Vasir exploer the room. Perception roll. 1d20 + perception modifier.

Vasir → 17 - 1 → 16 Vekar → 13 + 3 → 16 Telissa → 3 + 0 → 3

Vasir and Vekar find the directions to make the cure to the nanopoison, as well as a note that says there is a dose of the cure on Clovis

Telissa, Vekar, and Vasir try to synthesize the cure. Knowledge roll. 1d20 + knowledge modifier.

Vekar → 19 + 3 → 22 Telissa → 16 + 0 → 16 Vasir → 4 - 1 → 3

Vekar successfully synthesizes the cure.

SEE THIRD FIGHT NOTES

Telissa shoots Cloviss on sight. Attack roll. 1d20  → 15 This is sufficient to hit.

Telissa shoots Clovis and kills her.

Vasir checks out the room. Perception roll. 1d20 + perception modifier → 18 - 1 → 17 Vasir finds the painting by the elcor artist Forta on the wall, which Telissa proceeds to shoot up. They also find the key that will allow them to open the shuttle bay doors.

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Nile the Crocodile grabs Vekar from behind the desk. Dexterity roll. 1d20 + dexterity modifier → 17

Vekar contests. Dexterity roll. 1d20 + dexterity modifer → 5 + 2 → 7 Vekar fails to contest.

Nile grabs Vekar and pulls him away from the desk.

Phos pulls Vekar from Nile’s grip. Strength check. 1d20 + strength modifier → 19 + 4 → 23 Phos grabs Nile the Crocodile, which causes it to lose its grip on Vekar. Vekar escapes unscathed.

Phos ties up Nile the Crocodile with space tape. Strength check. 1d20 + strength modifier → 10 + 4 → 14

Nile the Crocodile contests. Strength roll. 1d20 + strength modifier → 10 Nile fails to contest.

Phos ties Nile the Crocodile up with tape, though she insists on calling it “pacify” instead of “tying”.

Telissa shoots Kitty Cat. Attack roll. 1d20 → 13 This is not sufficient to hit.

Telissa misses a shot point-blank. Kitty Cat is disappointed in their short-lived relationship.

Telissa escapes Kitty Cat’s grip. Strength roll. 1d20 + strength modifier → 14 + 2 → 16

Kitty Cat contests. Strength roll. 1d20 + strength modifier → 13 + 3 → 16 Kitty Cat successfully contests.

Telissa almost escapes, but Kitty Cat grabs her ankle at the last second.

Vasir hacks Kitty Cat. AI Hack roll. 1d20 + technical modifier + proficiency bonus → 14 + 4 + 1 → 19 Vasir successfully hacks Kitty Cat, immobilizing it.

Nile the Crocodile realizes that Kitty Cat has been hacked. Perception check. 1d20 + perception modifier → unknown Nile the Crocodile realizes what’s happened to Kitty Cat.

Vekar hacks Nile the Crocodile. AI Hack roll. 1d20 + technical modifier → 20 + 1 → 21 Vekar successfully hacks Nile the Crocodile, immobilizing it.

Sheep realizes its friends are in danger. Perception roll. 1d20 + perception modifer → unknown Sheep knows Kitty Cat and Nile the Crocodile have been hacked, despite not being in the same room.

Sheep melees Vekar. Attack roll. 1d20 → 20 Crit.

Damage. 1d8 x 2 → 7 x 2 → 14 Vekar takes 14 points of damage.

The party rolls initiative. 1d20.

Phos → 12 Telissa → 9 Vasir → 5 Vekar → 3

Telissa charges Sheep. Attack roll. 1d20 → 18 This is enough to do damage.

Damage roll. 1d10 → 10 Telissa hits Sheep for 10 points of damage.

Nile the Crocodile unhacks Kitty Cat. AI Hack roll. 1d20 + technical modifier → 18 Nile successfully unhacks Kitty Cat.

Kitty Cat is added to the order.

Phos stabs Sheep. Attack roll. 1d20 → 15 This is not sufficient to hit.

Phos tries to stab Sheep over the desk, but Sheep dodges out of the way.

Vasir uses Overload on Sheep. Attack roll. 1d10 1d20 → 5 This is not sufficient to hit.

Vasir’s program misses Sheep entirely.

DM notes: Vasir’s player should have been allowed to reroll a d10, especially since this was clarified directly after the roll.

Vekar uses Cryo Blast on Sheep. Attack roll. 1d10 → 7 This is sufficient to hit.

Sheep resists Cryo. Dexterity saving throw. 1d20 + dexterity modifier → 17

DM notes: Vekar should have rolled damage.

Sheep is not frozen.

Kitty Cat untapes Nile the Crocodile. AI Hack roll. 1d20 + technical modifier → 13 Kitty Cat successfully untapes Nile the Crocodile.

Sheep melees Phos. Attack roll. 1d20 → 9 This is not sufficient to hit.

Sheep’s punch misses Phos completely.

Phos melees Sheep. Attack roll. 1d20 → 18 This is sufficient to hit.

Damage roll. 1d8 → 3 Sheep takes 3 points of damage.

Telissa shoots at Sheep with her pistol. Attack roll. 1d20 → 14 This is not sufficient to hit.

Telissa’s shot goes wide.

Vasir uses Energy Drain on Sheep. Attack roll. 1d10 1d20 → 17 This is sufficient to hit.

DM notes: somehow this went from hitting and doing damage to missing entirely. It would have been fairer to do some kind of improvisation for damage, despite the wrong die was rolled.

Vekar shoots Sheep with his assault rifle. Attack roll. 1d20 → 18 This is sufficient to hit.

Damage roll. 3d4 → 3 + 3 + 2 → 8 Vekar shoots Sheep for 8 points of damage.

Kitty Cat realizes Nile the Crocodile has been hacked. Perception roll. 1d20 + perception modifier → unknown Kitty Cat notices that Nile the Crocodile has been hacked.

Kitty Cat unhacks Nile the Crocodile. AI Hack roll. 1d20 + technical modifier → unknown Kitty Cat fails to unhack Sheep.

Sheep melees Vekar. Attack roll. 1d20 → 19 This is sufficient to hit.

Damage roll. 1d8 → 4 Vekar takes 4 points of damage.

Phos melees Sheep. Attack roll. 1d20 → 2 This is not sufficient to hit. Phos hits Telissa instead.

Damage roll. 1d8 → 7 Telissa takes 7 points of damage.

DM notes: This was very cool and sneaky, but since it’s a 2 and not a crit fail, Telissa’s armor class should have been taken into consideration.

Telissa drops a Nova. Attack roll. 1d20 → 20 Crit.

Phos contests. Dexterity saving throw. 1d20 + dexterity modifier → 19 + 2 → 21 Against a nat20, this is only a partial save.

Sheep contests. Dexterity saving throw. 1d20 + dexterity modifier → unknown Sheep fails to save.

Damage roll. 2d4 x 2 → 7 x 2 → 14 Telissa deals 14 points of damage to Sheep and 7 points of damage to Phos. Both are prone.

DM notes: it was promptly forgotten that Sheep and Phos were prone.

Vasir uses Sabotage on Sheep. Attack roll. 1d10 → 8 This is sufficient to hit.

Sheep is killed when the program hits.

Kitty Cat frees Nile the Crocodile from the Space Tape. Attack roll. 1d20 → unknown Kitty Cat frees Nile from the Space Tape.

Vekar shoots Kitty Cat. Attack roll. 1d20 → 17 This is sufficient to hit.

Damage roll. 3d4 → 11 Kitty Cat takes 11 points of damage.

Kitty Cat unhacks Nile the Crocodile. AI Hack roll. 1d20 + technical roll → unknown Kitty Cat successfully unhacks Nile.

DM notes: Vekar hacked Nile with a nat20; that should have been taken into consideration, especially if Kitty Cat hadn’t rolled a crit.

Nile the Crocodile is added to the order.

Nile the Crocodile attacks Telissa. Attack roll. 1d20 → 18 This is sufficient to hit.

Damage roll. 2d8 → 14 Telissa takes 14 points of damage.

Phos wrassles Kitty Cat. Strength roll. 1d20 + strength modifier → 5 + 4 → 9

Kitty Cat contests. Strength roll. 1d20 + strength modifier → 20 Kitty Cat successfully contests.

Phos does not manage to subdue Kitty Cat, who retaliates.

ADDITIONAL ACTION: Kitty Cat subdues Kitty Cat. Strength roll. 1d20 + strength modifier → 15

Phos contests. Strength roll. 1d20 + strength modifier → 7 + 4 → 11 Phos fails to contest.

Vasir, OOC, in discord: Get Space Taped™!

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Phos shoots Vekar with her shotgun. Attack roll. 1d20 → 18 This is sufficient to hit.

Damage roll. 2d8 → 10 Vekar takes 10 points of damage.

Cloviss notices the animatronics have been given the executive code. Perception roll. 1d20 + perception modifier → 20 Cloviss rescinds the executive code; the animatronics are hostile again and join forces with Phos.

Vekar uses Cryo Blast. Attack roll. 1d20 → 20 Crit.

Phos is frozen solid.

Vasir and Vekar runs past Nile the Crocodile. Dexterity roll. 1d20 + dexterity modifier.

Vasir → 17 + 1 → 18 Vekar → 16 + 2 → 18

Nile contests. Dexterity roll. 1d20 + dexterity modifier → 14 Nile fails to contest.

Vasir and Vekar slip past Nile into the testing chambers.

The party looks around the testing rooms. Perception roll. 1d20 + perception modifier.

Telissa → 13 + 0 → 13 Vasir → 10 - 1 → 9 Vekar → 9 - 4 → 5

Telissa notices the testing bracelets are wired to deliver an electric shock.

Vasir checks out the bracelets. Investigation roll. 1d20 + perception modifier → 18 - 1 → 17 Vasir realizes they could possibly weaponize the bracelets.

Vasir hacks into the bracelets. Hacking roll. 1d20 + technical modifier → 20 + 4 → 24 Vasir successfully weaponizes the bracelets so that they deliver a powerful electric shock upon contact.

Telissa breaks down the testing door. Strength roll. 1d20 + strength modifier → 15 + 2 → 17 Telissa doesn’t manage to break down the door.

Vekar uses Cryo Blast on the door. Attack roll. 1d10 → 8 Vekar hits the door and reduces its structural integrity.

Telissa biotically charges the door. Attack roll. 1d20 → 14 This is not enough to break down the door.

Phos steps on the electrified bracelets. Damage roll. 1d8 x crit → 6 x 2 → 12 Phos takes 12 points of damage.

Vekar heals Telissa. Effectiveness roll. 1d20 → 10 Healing will be 2d4.

Healing roll. 2d4 x Medicine talent → 8 x 2 → 16 Telissa is healed fully.

The party rolls initiative. 1d20.

Vasir → 14 Phos → 11 Telissa → 11 Vekar → 10

Nile the Crocodile shoots Vekar. Attack roll. 1d20 → 16 This is suficient to hit.

Damage roll. 2d8 → 16 Vekar takes 16 points of damage and falls unconscious.

Vekar rolls a death saving throw. 1d20 → 14 Vekar saves successfully.

Vasir uses Incinerate on Phos. Attack roll. 1d10 → 1 Vasir takes 3 points of damage.

Phos shoots Vasir with her assault rifle. Attack roll. 1d20 → 7 This is not sufficient to hit.

Phos’s shot goes wide.

Muffy intimidates Telissa into shutting up. Intimidation roll. 1d20 + knowledge modifier → 20 Telissa is cowed and shuts up whenever Muffy so much as looks in her direction.

Telissa revives Vekar using some of his medi-gel. Revive roll. 1d20 → 20

Healing roll. 4d4 → 4 + 3 + 4 + 1 → 12 Telissa successfully revives Vekar and heals him for 12 points of health.

Vekar stands up.

Kitty Cat melees Vekar. Attack roll. 1d20 → 11 This is not sufficient to hit.

Vekar ducks under the blow.

Nile the Crocodile shoots Vasir. Attack roll. 1d20 → 2 This is not sufficient to hit.

Crocodile’s shot goes wide.

Vasir shoots Phos with their pistol. Attack roll. 1d20 → 4 This is not sufficient to hit.

Vasir’s shot goes wide.

Free action. Vasir commiserates with Nile.

DM notes: we almost skipped Vasir’s turn here.

Phos shoots Telissa with her shotgun. Attack roll. 1d20 → 7 This is not sufficient to hit.

Phos’s shot goes wide.

Telissa shoots at the enemy party with her grenade launcher. Attack roll. 1d20 → 15

Phos, Nile the Crocodile, and Kitty Cat dodge. Dexterity roll. 1d20 + dexterity modifier.

Kitty Cat → 19 Phos → 15 + 2 → 17 Crocodile → 7

Damage roll. 5d6 → 2 + 4 + 3 + 6 + 4 → 19 Nile takes 19 points of damage.

Vekar activates Tech Armor. Effectiveness roll. 1d20 → 20 Vekar gains 20 additional health points. Upon depletion, the tech armor will explode for 2d6 damage.

Kitty Cat disarms Telissa. Dexterity roll. 1d20 → 16 + 2 → 18

Telissa contests. Dexterity roll. 1d20 → 17 + 2 → 19 Telissa successfully contests.

Telissa yells, “MINE,” and bats Kitty Cat away.

Nile the Crocodile shoots Vekar. Attack roll. 1d20 → 6 This is not sufficient to hit.

Nile’s shot goes wide.

Vasir uses Incinerate on Kitty Cat. Attack roll. 1d10 → 2 Vasir‘s Incinerate fizzles out and takes 1d6 → 4 points of damage.

Phos shoots Telissa with her shotgun. Attack roll. 1d20 → 12 This is not sufficient to hit.

Telissa shoots Kitty Cat with her pistol. Attack roll. 1d20 → 18 This is sufficient to hit.

Damage roll. 2d4 → 6 Kitty Cat takes 6 points of damage and is killed.

Vekar shoots Nile the Crocodile with his assault rifle. Attack roll. 1d20 → 18 This is sufficient to hit.

Damage roll. 3d4 → 9 Nile the Crocodile takes 9 points of damage and is killed.

Vasir shoots Phos with their pistol. Attack roll. 1d20 → 8 This is not sufficient to hit.

Vasir’s shot goes wide.

Phos shoots Vasir with Carnage. Attack roll. 1d20 → 18 This is sufficient to hit.

Damage roll. 2d8 + Carnage (2d8) → 1 + 3 + 1 + 3 → 8 Vasir takes 8 points of damage.

Telissa runs past Phos. Dexterity roll. 1d20 + dexterity modifier → 11 + 2 → 3

Phos contests. Dexterity roll. 1d20 + dexterity modifier → 10 + 2 → 12 Phos fails to contest.

Telissa slips by Phos back into the main lobby.

Vekar uses Cryo Blast on Phos. Attack roll. 1d10 → 8 Phos is partially frozen.

Phos charges Vekar.

Telissa biotically charges Phos. Attack roll. 1d20 → 17 Damage roll. 1d8 → 8

Phos contests. Attack roll. 1d20 → 6 Damage roll. 1d8 → 3

Telissa charges Phos, stopping her from atacking Vekar. Both take damage.

Vekar injects Phos with the cure. Dexterity roll. 1d20 + dexterity modifier → 18 + 2 → 20

Phos contests. Dexterity roll. 1d20 + dexterity modifier → 18 + 2 → 20 Phos successfully contests.

Vekar and Phos struggle on the floor, neither of them gaining an upper hand.

Vasir injects Phos with the cure. Dexterity roll. 1d20 + dexterity modifier → 20 + 1 → 21

Phos contests. Dexterity roll. 1d20 + dexterity modifier → 9 + 2 → 11 Phos fails to contest.

Vasir grabs the cure from Vekar and injects Phos with it.

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There are three kinds of cards in the game; common, rare and epic. Collecting all of them should be your goal in the game. Also, there is a ladder high score feature in the game, which will let you know the best players of Clash Royale. This feature will make your game competitive and keep you engrossed forever. It's a good way to keep you motivated to reach high on the ladder. So, if you want your name to be on the best player's list then start using this Clash Royale Generator. This tool will enable you to procure several resources, game currency, and much more instantly.

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While playing this game would be exciting, it really tiring and time-consuming to upgrade and collect card of your characters. For example you must pay with gems only to get unique special cards, with greatly limiting to getting gems, this is major pain in the butt, or it will spend you real money. Most people use cr hack or cr cheats to avoid this loophole system.

To fight the battle a player can use only eight cards. The cards can represent troops like the prince, musketeers, the giant or a spell like freeze, arrows and rockets and also buildings like a goblin hut or tesla. Each card has its own advantages and disadvantages. The elixir of each card varies. As more cards are accumulated with each win, cards of the same kind can be joined to get a card of higher standing or gold.

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CR gamers come here and looking for a good CR cheats Mod that give them real gems. We have developing this online cr hack system that work on all device like iOS iPhone/ Android/ Mac/ PC to solve most of cR players problem. If you are a CR player who wants to enjoy playing this game and search for cheats or hack gems without the difficulty then you are in correct place! Our online based system is safe and very effective, it will give you unlimited amount of gold, elixir, even real gems. You just enter your username of CR and put the amount of gems you want then it all set.

1. Everything can be obtained from the chests(including free and Cofre de Coronas) is based on your current level Arena. Which means that you can not get any card that has not been unlocked yet. For this reason, you have to try to reach as many trophies as possible, because the reward is always better in the upper sands.

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A lot of APK Mods have been offered by various self-proclaimed hackers. We advise you to stay away from such mods because as you may know, Android is a very fragile OS and can be easily infected. Maybe there was a working APK hack mod at some point, but it is very tough to find. Besides there aren't any no root clash royale apk mod hacks. And rooting your android phone is definitely dangerous especially when done for installing a hack tool apk mod from an untrusted source. Just stay away from APKs and enjoy the game. It will be much easier on your phone and in your life. Now, you may be wondering why it is I'm telling you all about this Clash Royale gold hack, even more so if you think of me as a selfish individual who wants all of this to myself. Well, that is where you're wrong! I devised the Clash Royale hacks to be spread amongst any and all players who want them. Why? Because I'm sick of seeing these hacks show up everywhere, and yet they scream out, "no survey", then you get there, and low and behold, a survey. I said no to such things and founded my own little personal exploit and Clash Royale hack tool to give me and any other player who wishes to use it an unlimited amount of both gold and gems, all at the click of a button. My particular hack allows you to do these Clash Royale hacks with no survey whatsoever, and even better yet; these hacks are all done online for Clash Royale. No dodgy downloads, no torrents, just quick and easy ways to get free gold and free gems.

10. The matching system Clash Royale is based solely on the number of trophies. Do not worry if you face a player who has 2 levels more than you, because that means you're doing really well and the opponent is not too good.

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What this Clash Royale hack tool does is it decodes the encrypted programming code of the game to give you any amount(or at least a REALLY large amount) of gold or gems that you want for free. I'm sure you've already searched online, "how to get free gems in Clash Royale?". And let me tell you, this is the way to do it. It doesn't matter whether you're looking some hack that works on iOS or Android mobile phone. Either way, you will have no troubles whatsoever running our hack tool because it works universally and that's without a survey getting in the way of the process. It was intentionally developed in a way to work online just by opening the address in your phone browser and use it that way. Our dedicated team worked in number of programming languages including php, ruby and python in order to make this work. It is made of sophisticated first class code and rest assured this will be kept updated day by day to keep it working no matter what changes are being made to the original game by its developer. You will be able to cheat with 99.9% guarantee.

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Clash Royale is an addictive game with the perfect blend of combat, cards, spells, the good and the bad, superb graphics and perceptive controls. In this metagame every card has its place and its importance defined. There is a perfect balance of cards where every deck is different and unique from the others maintaining the challenge and the interest all the time. A few drawbacks to be noted are that a defender has undue advantage because the player can see the attacker's card before making his own move. Another bone of contention is their monetization which has come under severe criticism. Barring these two issues Clash Royale is a complete package that enthrals and thrills all the way testing your wits right till the very end.

You might be aware of the fact that elixir, gold and gems are some of the most essential currencies in Clash Royale platform. But the sad truth is that you have to make lots of struggle on the way to collect these resources. It is essential to prove your abilities and fighting skills to gain access to in game resources and of course this is a complicated task for beginners. Also, players need to make some in app purchases time to time to boost their powers against opponents but sadly if you don't have enough amount of resources then you can not even update your characters and powers with time. Don't worry! We have a perfect solution for you. The Clash Royale Hack Tool: It can solve all your troubles and you will soon be able to beat your enemies on gaming platform. So, let us talk about this interesting source of Clash Royal gems.

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Gold is the primary currency of the game that can be used to upgrade Cards, create a clan, purchase cards from the game shop, and much more. Earning Gold is not simple at all. It can be found in Chests, earned by winning multiplayer battles, purchased with Gems, received from donating Cards to your clan, generated with Clash Royale Hack, etc. There is a maximum limit to the number of Gold that each player can have at a time i.e. 1,000,000 Gold Coins. Except for the Epic and Legendary Chests, you can find Gold in every other Chest.

Using our hack is really fast and simple. All you need to do is run our generator, input your username and select desired amount of gems! It's as simple as that; Clash Royale hacks has never been easier.

Clash Royale Hack To Get Legendaries

About Clash Royale game Early this year Clash Royale came out as a video strategy game for iOS and Android devices.The game was developed and published by famous video game company Supercell which is also the producer of Clans of the Clans game.The preview release of the game came out on 4th January 2016 on ...

There are three kinds of cards in the game; common, rare and epic. Collecting all of them should be your goal in the game. Also, there is a ladder high score feature in the game, which will let you know the best players of Clash Royale. This feature will make your game competitive and keep you engrossed forever. It's a good way to keep you motivated to reach high on the ladder. So, if you want your name to be on the best player's list then start using this Clash Royale Generator. This tool will enable you to procure several resources, game currency, and much more instantly.

Clash Royale Hack To Get All Legendaries

While playing this game would be exciting, it really tiring and time-consuming to upgrade and collect card of your characters. For example you must pay with gems only to get unique special cards, with greatly limiting to getting gems, this is major pain in the butt, or it will spend you real money. Most people use cr hack or cr cheats to avoid this loophole system.

To fight the battle a player can use only eight cards. The cards can represent troops like the prince, musketeers, the giant or a spell like freeze, arrows and rockets and also buildings like a goblin hut or tesla. Each card has its own advantages and disadvantages. The elixir of each card varies. As more cards are accumulated with each win, cards of the same kind can be joined to get a card of higher standing or gold.

Clash Royale Hack Without Completing Offers

CR gamers come here and looking for a good CR cheats Mod that give them real gems. We have developing this online cr hack system that work on all device like iOS iPhone/ Android/ Mac/ PC to solve most of cR players problem. If you are a CR player who wants to enjoy playing this game and search for cheats or hack gems without the difficulty then you are in correct place! Our online based system is safe and very effective, it will give you unlimited amount of gold, elixir, even real gems. You just enter your username of CR and put the amount of gems you want then it all set.

1. Everything can be obtained from the chests(including free and Cofre de Coronas) is based on your current level Arena. Which means that you can not get any card that has not been unlocked yet. For this reason, you have to try to reach as many trophies as possible, because the reward is always better in the upper sands.

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A lot of APK Mods have been offered by various self-proclaimed hackers. We advise you to stay away from such mods because as you may know, Android is a very fragile OS and can be easily infected. Maybe there was a working APK hack mod at some point, but it is very tough to find. Besides there aren't any no root clash royale apk mod hacks. And rooting your android phone is definitely dangerous especially when done for installing a hack tool apk mod from an untrusted source. Just stay away from APKs and enjoy the game. It will be much easier on your phone and in your life. Now, you may be wondering why it is I'm telling you all about this Clash Royale gold hack, even more so if you think of me as a selfish individual who wants all of this to myself. Well, that is where you're wrong! I devised the Clash Royale hacks to be spread amongst any and all players who want them. Why? Because I'm sick of seeing these hacks show up everywhere, and yet they scream out, "no survey", then you get there, and low and behold, a survey. I said no to such things and founded my own little personal exploit and Clash Royale hack tool to give me and any other player who wishes to use it an unlimited amount of both gold and gems, all at the click of a button. My particular hack allows you to do these Clash Royale hacks with no survey whatsoever, and even better yet; these hacks are all done online for Clash Royale. No dodgy downloads, no torrents, just quick and easy ways to get free gold and free gems.

10. The matching system Clash Royale is based solely on the number of trophies. Do not worry if you face a player who has 2 levels more than you, because that means you're doing really well and the opponent is not too good.

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What this Clash Royale hack tool does is it decodes the encrypted programming code of the game to give you any amount(or at least a REALLY large amount) of gold or gems that you want for free. I'm sure you've already searched online, "how to get free gems in Clash Royale?". And let me tell you, this is the way to do it. It doesn't matter whether you're looking some hack that works on iOS or Android mobile phone. Either way, you will have no troubles whatsoever running our hack tool because it works universally and that's without a survey getting in the way of the process. It was intentionally developed in a way to work online just by opening the address in your phone browser and use it that way. Our dedicated team worked in number of programming languages including php, ruby and python in order to make this work. It is made of sophisticated first class code and rest assured this will be kept updated day by day to keep it working no matter what changes are being made to the original game by its developer. You will be able to cheat with 99.9% guarantee.

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Clash Royale is an addictive game with the perfect blend of combat, cards, spells, the good and the bad, superb graphics and perceptive controls. In this metagame every card has its place and its importance defined. There is a perfect balance of cards where every deck is different and unique from the others maintaining the challenge and the interest all the time. A few drawbacks to be noted are that a defender has undue advantage because the player can see the attacker's card before making his own move. Another bone of contention is their monetization which has come under severe criticism. Barring these two issues Clash Royale is a complete package that enthrals and thrills all the way testing your wits right till the very end.

You might be aware of the fact that elixir, gold and gems are some of the most essential currencies in Clash Royale platform. But the sad truth is that you have to make lots of struggle on the way to collect these resources. It is essential to prove your abilities and fighting skills to gain access to in game resources and of course this is a complicated task for beginners. Also, players need to make some in app purchases time to time to boost their powers against opponents but sadly if you don't have enough amount of resources then you can not even update your characters and powers with time. Don't worry! We have a perfect solution for you. The Clash Royale Hack Tool: It can solve all your troubles and you will soon be able to beat your enemies on gaming platform. So, let us talk about this interesting source of Clash Royal gems.

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Gold is the primary currency of the game that can be used to upgrade Cards, create a clan, purchase cards from the game shop, and much more. Earning Gold is not simple at all. It can be found in Chests, earned by winning multiplayer battles, purchased with Gems, received from donating Cards to your clan, generated with Clash Royale Hack, etc. There is a maximum limit to the number of Gold that each player can have at a time i.e. 1,000,000 Gold Coins. Except for the Epic and Legendary Chests, you can find Gold in every other Chest.

Using our hack is really fast and simple. All you need to do is run our generator, input your username and select desired amount of gems! It's as simple as that; Clash Royale hacks has never been easier.

Clash Royale Hack To Get Legendaries

About Clash Royale game Early this year Clash Royale came out as a video strategy game for iOS and Android devices.The game was developed and published by famous video game company Supercell which is also the producer of Clans of the Clans game.The preview release of the game came out on 4th January 2016 on ...

There are three kinds of cards in the game; common, rare and epic. Collecting all of them should be your goal in the game. Also, there is a ladder high score feature in the game, which will let you know the best players of Clash Royale. This feature will make your game competitive and keep you engrossed forever. It's a good way to keep you motivated to reach high on the ladder. So, if you want your name to be on the best player's list then start using this Clash Royale Generator. This tool will enable you to procure several resources, game currency, and much more instantly.

Clash Royale Hack To Get All Legendaries

While playing this game would be exciting, it really tiring and time-consuming to upgrade and collect card of your characters. For example you must pay with gems only to get unique special cards, with greatly limiting to getting gems, this is major pain in the butt, or it will spend you real money. Most people use cr hack or cr cheats to avoid this loophole system.

To fight the battle a player can use only eight cards. The cards can represent troops like the prince, musketeers, the giant or a spell like freeze, arrows and rockets and also buildings like a goblin hut or tesla. Each card has its own advantages and disadvantages. The elixir of each card varies. As more cards are accumulated with each win, cards of the same kind can be joined to get a card of higher standing or gold.

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CR gamers come here and looking for a good CR cheats Mod that give them real gems. We have developing this online cr hack system that work on all device like iOS iPhone/ Android/ Mac/ PC to solve most of cR players problem. If you are a CR player who wants to enjoy playing this game and search for cheats or hack gems without the difficulty then you are in correct place! Our online based system is safe and very effective, it will give you unlimited amount of gold, elixir, even real gems. You just enter your username of CR and put the amount of gems you want then it all set.

1. Everything can be obtained from the chests(including free and Cofre de Coronas) is based on your current level Arena. Which means that you can not get any card that has not been unlocked yet. For this reason, you have to try to reach as many trophies as possible, because the reward is always better in the upper sands.

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A lot of APK Mods have been offered by various self-proclaimed hackers. We advise you to stay away from such mods because as you may know, Android is a very fragile OS and can be easily infected. Maybe there was a working APK hack mod at some point, but it is very tough to find. Besides there aren't any no root clash royale apk mod hacks. And rooting your android phone is definitely dangerous especially when done for installing a hack tool apk mod from an untrusted source. Just stay away from APKs and enjoy the game. It will be much easier on your phone and in your life. Now, you may be wondering why it is I'm telling you all about this Clash Royale gold hack, even more so if you think of me as a selfish individual who wants all of this to myself. Well, that is where you're wrong! I devised the Clash Royale hacks to be spread amongst any and all players who want them. Why? Because I'm sick of seeing these hacks show up everywhere, and yet they scream out, "no survey", then you get there, and low and behold, a survey. I said no to such things and founded my own little personal exploit and Clash Royale hack tool to give me and any other player who wishes to use it an unlimited amount of both gold and gems, all at the click of a button. My particular hack allows you to do these Clash Royale hacks with no survey whatsoever, and even better yet; these hacks are all done online for Clash Royale. No dodgy downloads, no torrents, just quick and easy ways to get free gold and free gems.

10. The matching system Clash Royale is based solely on the number of trophies. Do not worry if you face a player who has 2 levels more than you, because that means you're doing really well and the opponent is not too good.

Clash Royale Hack With Es File Explorer

What this Clash Royale hack tool does is it decodes the encrypted programming code of the game to give you any amount(or at least a REALLY large amount) of gold or gems that you want for free. I'm sure you've already searched online, "how to get free gems in Clash Royale?". And let me tell you, this is the way to do it. It doesn't matter whether you're looking some hack that works on iOS or Android mobile phone. Either way, you will have no troubles whatsoever running our hack tool because it works universally and that's without a survey getting in the way of the process. It was intentionally developed in a way to work online just by opening the address in your phone browser and use it that way. Our dedicated team worked in number of programming languages including php, ruby and python in order to make this work. It is made of sophisticated first class code and rest assured this will be kept updated day by day to keep it working no matter what changes are being made to the original game by its developer. You will be able to cheat with 99.9% guarantee.

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Clash Royale is an addictive game with the perfect blend of combat, cards, spells, the good and the bad, superb graphics and perceptive controls. In this metagame every card has its place and its importance defined. There is a perfect balance of cards where every deck is different and unique from the others maintaining the challenge and the interest all the time. A few drawbacks to be noted are that a defender has undue advantage because the player can see the attacker's card before making his own move. Another bone of contention is their monetization which has come under severe criticism. Barring these two issues Clash Royale is a complete package that enthrals and thrills all the way testing your wits right till the very end.

You might be aware of the fact that elixir, gold and gems are some of the most essential currencies in Clash Royale platform. But the sad truth is that you have to make lots of struggle on the way to collect these resources. It is essential to prove your abilities and fighting skills to gain access to in game resources and of course this is a complicated task for beginners. Also, players need to make some in app purchases time to time to boost their powers against opponents but sadly if you don't have enough amount of resources then you can not even update your characters and powers with time. Don't worry! We have a perfect solution for you. The Clash Royale Hack Tool: It can solve all your troubles and you will soon be able to beat your enemies on gaming platform. So, let us talk about this interesting source of Clash Royal gems.

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Gold is the primary currency of the game that can be used to upgrade Cards, create a clan, purchase cards from the game shop, and much more. Earning Gold is not simple at all. It can be found in Chests, earned by winning multiplayer battles, purchased with Gems, received from donating Cards to your clan, generated with Clash Royale Hack, etc. There is a maximum limit to the number of Gold that each player can have at a time i.e. 1,000,000 Gold Coins. Except for the Epic and Legendary Chests, you can find Gold in every other Chest.

Using our hack is really fast and simple. All you need to do is run our generator, input your username and select desired amount of gems! It's as simple as that; Clash Royale hacks has never been easier.

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About Clash Royale game Early this year Clash Royale came out as a video strategy game for iOS and Android devices.The game was developed and published by famous video game company Supercell which is also the producer of Clans of the Clans game.The preview release of the game came out on 4th January 2016 on

There are three kinds of cards in the game; common, rare and epic. Collecting all of them should be your goal in the game. Also, there is a ladder high score feature in the game, which will let you know the best players of Clash Royale. This feature will make your game competitive and keep you engrossed forever. It's a good way to keep you motivated to reach high on the ladder. So, if you want your name to be on the best player's list then start using this Clash Royale Generator. This tool will enable you to procure several resources, game currency, and much more instantly.

Clash Royale Hack To Get All Legendaries

While playing this game would be exciting, it really tiring and time-consuming to upgrade and collect card of your characters. For example you must pay with gems only to get unique special cards, with greatly limiting to getting gems, this is major pain in the butt, or it will spend you real money. Most people use cr hack or cr cheats to avoid this loophole system.

To fight the battle a player can use only eight cards. The cards can represent troops like the prince, musketeers, the giant or a spell like freeze, arrows and rockets and also buildings like a goblin hut or tesla. Each card has its own advantages and disadvantages. The elixir of each card varies. As more cards are accumulated with each win, cards of the same kind can be joined to get a card of higher standing or gold.

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CR gamers come here and looking for a good CR cheats Mod that give them real gems. We have developing this online cr hack system that work on all device like iOS iPhone/ Android/ Mac/ PC to solve most of cR players problem. If you are a CR player who wants to enjoy playing this game and search for cheats or hack gems without the difficulty then you are in correct place! Our online based system is safe and very effective, it will give you unlimited amount of gold, elixir, even real gems. You just enter your username of CR and put the amount of gems you want then it all set.

1. Everything can be obtained from the chests(including free and Cofre de Coronas) is based on your current level Arena. Which means that you can not get any card that has not been unlocked yet. For this reason, you have to try to reach as many trophies as possible, because the reward is always better in the upper sands.

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A lot of APK Mods have been offered by various self-proclaimed hackers. We advise you to stay away from such mods because as you may know, Android is a very fragile OS and can be easily infected. Maybe there was a working APK hack mod at some point, but it is very tough to find. Besides there aren't any no root clash royale apk mod hacks. And rooting your android phone is definitely dangerous especially when done for installing a hack tool apk mod from an untrusted source. Just stay away from APKs and enjoy the game. It will be much easier on your phone and in your life. Now, you may be wondering why it is I'm telling you all about this Clash Royale gold hack, even more so if you think of me as a selfish individual who wants all of this to myself. Well, that is where you're wrong! I devised the Clash Royale hacks to be spread amongst any and all players who want them. Why? Because I'm sick of seeing these hacks show up everywhere, and yet they scream out, "no survey", then you get there, and low and behold, a survey. I said no to such things and founded my own little personal exploit and Clash Royale hack tool to give me and any other player who wishes to use it an unlimited amount of both gold and gems, all at the click of a button. My particular hack allows you to do these Clash Royale hacks with no survey whatsoever, and even better yet; these hacks are all done online for Clash Royale. No dodgy downloads, no torrents, just quick and easy ways to get free gold and free gems.

10. The matching system Clash Royale is based solely on the number of trophies. Do not worry if you face a player who has 2 levels more than you, because that means you're doing really well and the opponent is not too good.

Clash Royale Hack With Es File Explorer

What this Clash Royale hack tool does is it decodes the encrypted programming code of the game to give you any amount(or at least a REALLY large amount) of gold or gems that you want for free. I'm sure you've already searched online, "how to get free gems in Clash Royale?". And let me tell you, this is the way to do it. It doesn't matter whether you're looking some hack that works on iOS or Android mobile phone. Either way, you will have no troubles whatsoever running our hack tool because it works universally and that's without a survey getting in the way of the process. It was intentionally developed in a way to work online just by opening the address in your phone browser and use it that way. Our dedicated team worked in number of programming languages including php, ruby and python in order to make this work. It is made of sophisticated first class code and rest assured this will be kept updated day by day to keep it working no matter what changes are being made to the original game by its developer. You will be able to cheat with 99.9% guarantee.

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Clash Royale is an addictive game with the perfect blend of combat, cards, spells, the good and the bad, superb graphics and perceptive controls. In this metagame every card has its place and its importance defined. There is a perfect balance of cards where every deck is different and unique from the others maintaining the challenge and the interest all the time. A few drawbacks to be noted are that a defender has undue advantage because the player can see the attacker's card before making his own move. Another bone of contention is their monetization which has come under severe criticism. Barring these two issues Clash Royale is a complete package that enthrals and thrills all the way testing your wits right till the very end.

You might be aware of the fact that elixir, gold and gems are some of the most essential currencies in Clash Royale platform. But the sad truth is that you have to make lots of struggle on the way to collect these resources. It is essential to prove your abilities and fighting skills to gain access to in game resources and of course this is a complicated task for beginners. Also, players need to make some in app purchases time to time to boost their powers against opponents but sadly if you don't have enough amount of resources then you can not even update your characters and powers with time. Don't worry! We have a perfect solution for you. The Clash Royale Hack Tool: It can solve all your troubles and you will soon be able to beat your enemies on gaming platform. So, let us talk about this interesting source of Clash Royal gems.

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Gold is the primary currency of the game that can be used to upgrade Cards, create a clan, purchase cards from the game shop, and much more. Earning Gold is not simple at all. It can be found in Chests, earned by winning multiplayer battles, purchased with Gems, received from donating Cards to your clan, generated with Clash Royale Hack, etc. There is a maximum limit to the number of Gold that each player can have at a time i.e. 1,000,000 Gold Coins. Except for the Epic and Legendary Chests, you can find Gold in every other Chest.

Using our hack is really fast and simple. All you need to do is run our generator, input your username and select desired amount of gems! It's as simple as that; Clash Royale hacks has never been easier.

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About Clash Royale game Early this year Clash Royale came out as a video strategy game for iOS and Android devices.The game was developed and published by famous video game company Supercell which is also the producer of Clans of the Clans game.The preview release of the game came out on 4th January 2016 on

There are three kinds of cards in the game; common, rare and epic. Collecting all of them should be your goal in the game. Also, there is a ladder high score feature in the game, which will let you know the best players of Clash Royale. This feature will make your game competitive and keep you engrossed forever. It's a good way to keep you motivated to reach high on the ladder. So, if you want your name to be on the best player's list then start using this Clash Royale Generator. This tool will enable you to procure several resources, game currency, and much more instantly.

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While playing this game would be exciting, it really tiring and time-consuming to upgrade and collect card of your characters. For example you must pay with gems only to get unique special cards, with greatly limiting to getting gems, this is major pain in the butt, or it will spend you real money. Most people use cr hack or cr cheats to avoid this loophole system.

To fight the battle a player can use only eight cards. The cards can represent troops like the prince, musketeers, the giant or a spell like freeze, arrows and rockets and also buildings like a goblin hut or tesla. Each card has its own advantages and disadvantages. The elixir of each card varies. As more cards are accumulated with each win, cards of the same kind can be joined to get a card of higher standing or gold.

Clash Royale Hack Without Completing Offers

CR gamers come here and looking for a good CR cheats Mod that give them real gems. We have developing this online cr hack system that work on all device like iOS iPhone/ Android/ Mac/ PC to solve most of cR players problem. If you are a CR player who wants to enjoy playing this game and search for cheats or hack gems without the difficulty then you are in correct place! Our online based system is safe and very effective, it will give you unlimited amount of gold, elixir, even real gems. You just enter your username of CR and put the amount of gems you want then it all set.

1. Everything can be obtained from the chests(including free and Cofre de Coronas) is based on your current level Arena. Which means that you can not get any card that has not been unlocked yet. For this reason, you have to try to reach as many trophies as possible, because the reward is always better in the upper sands.

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A lot of APK Mods have been offered by various self-proclaimed hackers. We advise you to stay away from such mods because as you may know, Android is a very fragile OS and can be easily infected. Maybe there was a working APK hack mod at some point, but it is very tough to find. Besides there aren't any no root clash royale apk mod hacks. And rooting your android phone is definitely dangerous especially when done for installing a hack tool apk mod from an untrusted source. Just stay away from APKs and enjoy the game. It will be much easier on your phone and in your life. Now, you may be wondering why it is I'm telling you all about this Clash Royale gold hack, even more so if you think of me as a selfish individual who wants all of this to myself. Well, that is where you're wrong! I devised the Clash Royale hacks to be spread amongst any and all players who want them. Why? Because I'm sick of seeing these hacks show up everywhere, and yet they scream out, "no survey", then you get there, and low and behold, a survey. I said no to such things and founded my own little personal exploit and Clash Royale hack tool to give me and any other player who wishes to use it an unlimited amount of both gold and gems, all at the click of a button. My particular hack allows you to do these Clash Royale hacks with no survey whatsoever, and even better yet; these hacks are all done online for Clash Royale. No dodgy downloads, no torrents, just quick and easy ways to get free gold and free gems.

10. The matching system Clash Royale is based solely on the number of trophies. Do not worry if you face a player who has 2 levels more than you, because that means you're doing really well and the opponent is not too good.

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What this Clash Royale hack tool does is it decodes the encrypted programming code of the game to give you any amount(or at least a REALLY large amount) of gold or gems that you want for free. I'm sure you've already searched online, "how to get free gems in Clash Royale?". And let me tell you, this is the way to do it. It doesn't matter whether you're looking some hack that works on iOS or Android mobile phone. Either way, you will have no troubles whatsoever running our hack tool because it works universally and that's without a survey getting in the way of the process. It was intentionally developed in a way to work online just by opening the address in your phone browser and use it that way. Our dedicated team worked in number of programming languages including php, ruby and python in order to make this work. It is made of sophisticated first class code and rest assured this will be kept updated day by day to keep it working no matter what changes are being made to the original game by its developer. You will be able to cheat with 99.9% guarantee.

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Clash Royale is an addictive game with the perfect blend of combat, cards, spells, the good and the bad, superb graphics and perceptive controls. In this metagame every card has its place and its importance defined. There is a perfect balance of cards where every deck is different and unique from the others maintaining the challenge and the interest all the time. A few drawbacks to be noted are that a defender has undue advantage because the player can see the attacker's card before making his own move. Another bone of contention is their monetization which has come under severe criticism. Barring these two issues Clash Royale is a complete package that enthrals and thrills all the way testing your wits right till the very end.

You might be aware of the fact that elixir, gold and gems are some of the most essential currencies in Clash Royale platform. But the sad truth is that you have to make lots of struggle on the way to collect these resources. It is essential to prove your abilities and fighting skills to gain access to in game resources and of course this is a complicated task for beginners. Also, players need to make some in app purchases time to time to boost their powers against opponents but sadly if you don't have enough amount of resources then you can not even update your characters and powers with time. Don't worry! We have a perfect solution for you. The Clash Royale Hack Tool: It can solve all your troubles and you will soon be able to beat your enemies on gaming platform. So, let us talk about this interesting source of Clash Royal gems.

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Gold is the primary currency of the game that can be used to upgrade Cards, create a clan, purchase cards from the game shop, and much more. Earning Gold is not simple at all. It can be found in Chests, earned by winning multiplayer battles, purchased with Gems, received from donating Cards to your clan, generated with Clash Royale Hack, etc. There is a maximum limit to the number of Gold that each player can have at a time i.e. 1,000,000 Gold Coins. Except for the Epic and Legendary Chests, you can find Gold in every other Chest.

Using our hack is really fast and simple. All you need to do is run our generator, input your username and select desired amount of gems! It's as simple as that; Clash Royale hacks has never been easier.

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About Clash Royale game Early this year Clash Royale came out as a video strategy game for iOS and Android devices.The game was developed and published by famous video game company Supercell which is also the producer of Clans of the Clans game.The preview release of the game came out on 4th January 2016 on ...

There are three kinds of cards in the game; common, rare and epic. Collecting all of them should be your goal in the game. Also, there is a ladder high score feature in the game, which will let you know the best players of Clash Royale. This feature will make your game competitive and keep you engrossed forever. It's a good way to keep you motivated to reach high on the ladder. So, if you want your name to be on the best player's list then start using this Clash Royale Generator. This tool will enable you to procure several resources, game currency, and much more instantly.

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While playing this game would be exciting, it really tiring and time-consuming to upgrade and collect card of your characters. For example you must pay with gems only to get unique special cards, with greatly limiting to getting gems, this is major pain in the butt, or it will spend you real money. Most people use cr hack or cr cheats to avoid this loophole system.

To fight the battle a player can use only eight cards. The cards can represent troops like the prince, musketeers, the giant or a spell like freeze, arrows and rockets and also buildings like a goblin hut or tesla. Each card has its own advantages and disadvantages. The elixir of each card varies. As more cards are accumulated with each win, cards of the same kind can be joined to get a card of higher standing or gold.

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CR gamers come here and looking for a good CR cheats Mod that give them real gems. We have developing this online cr hack system that work on all device like iOS iPhone/ Android/ Mac/ PC to solve most of cR players problem. If you are a CR player who wants to enjoy playing this game and search for cheats or hack gems without the difficulty then you are in correct place! Our online based system is safe and very effective, it will give you unlimited amount of gold, elixir, even real gems. You just enter your username of CR and put the amount of gems you want then it all set.

1. Everything can be obtained from the chests(including free and Cofre de Coronas) is based on your current level Arena. Which means that you can not get any card that has not been unlocked yet. For this reason, you have to try to reach as many trophies as possible, because the reward is always better in the upper sands.

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A lot of APK Mods have been offered by various self-proclaimed hackers. We advise you to stay away from such mods because as you may know, Android is a very fragile OS and can be easily infected. Maybe there was a working APK hack mod at some point, but it is very tough to find. Besides there aren't any no root clash royale apk mod hacks. And rooting your android phone is definitely dangerous especially when done for installing a hack tool apk mod from an untrusted source. Just stay away from APKs and enjoy the game. It will be much easier on your phone and in your life. Now, you may be wondering why it is I'm telling you all about this Clash Royale gold hack, even more so if you think of me as a selfish individual who wants all of this to myself. Well, that is where you're wrong! I devised the Clash Royale hacks to be spread amongst any and all players who want them. Why? Because I'm sick of seeing these hacks show up everywhere, and yet they scream out, "no survey", then you get there, and low and behold, a survey. I said no to such things and founded my own little personal exploit and Clash Royale hack tool to give me and any other player who wishes to use it an unlimited amount of both gold and gems, all at the click of a button. My particular hack allows you to do these Clash Royale hacks with no survey whatsoever, and even better yet; these hacks are all done online for Clash Royale. No dodgy downloads, no torrents, just quick and easy ways to get free gold and free gems.

10. The matching system Clash Royale is based solely on the number of trophies. Do not worry if you face a player who has 2 levels more than you, because that means you're doing really well and the opponent is not too good.

Clash Royale Hack With Es File Explorer

What this Clash Royale hack tool does is it decodes the encrypted programming code of the game to give you any amount(or at least a REALLY large amount) of gold or gems that you want for free. I'm sure you've already searched online, "how to get free gems in Clash Royale?". And let me tell you, this is the way to do it. It doesn't matter whether you're looking some hack that works on iOS or Android mobile phone. Either way, you will have no troubles whatsoever running our hack tool because it works universally and that's without a survey getting in the way of the process. It was intentionally developed in a way to work online just by opening the address in your phone browser and use it that way. Our dedicated team worked in number of programming languages including php, ruby and python in order to make this work. It is made of sophisticated first class code and rest assured this will be kept updated day by day to keep it working no matter what changes are being made to the original game by its developer. You will be able to cheat with 99.9% guarantee.