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my-thoughts-and-junk · 4 months ago

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i cannot emphasize how much i do not care about actual like. romance but one of my most recent daydreams at work is imagining a man who would propose to me (at work) (i do not know this man) purely because he thinks i could make cute children. i think about this often while trying to figure out what fucking guy would do that

#random thoughts #been reading a lot of those weird romantic webcomics lately because they fascinate me #okay so what i have so far is this dude who's a single dad to two children got divorced by his wife because he was never home #and this guy (who i dubbed the most autistic man in the world btw. not important yet but will be in a minute)#decided to delegate most of his work so he could be home more often for his kids #and he's like. 'i dont wanna date again but i do want my kids to have a mom. and also more kids. love kids'#so he sees me. working fast food. cleans. very kind to customers. LOVES kids. and is like #'ah. yes. i want to marry that thing'#and it's like. honestly my ideal marital situation probably #id love to be a step thing to some already existing children. like a nanny but way more legally binding #and the guy makes me quit my job because obviously i can't work 8 hr shifts AND watch the kids #i could have a remote job if i wanted but i gotta be a stay at home thing #also the kids are also fucking weird. that is a crucial element #the dude's wife cheated on him so that's why he doesnt want to date anymore and like. maybe i'll thaw his heart.#or maybe im just his friend who he fucks for more kids. and also gives money

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