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Must-watch Super Best Friends LPs: A curated list

So, I tried to get a friend of mine into bestfriends when he was in active service and didn’t have much time to sit and watch youtube. While I think you should probably watch all of the bestfriends content, aint nobody got time for that, and there are certain LPs that are just better ones. Here’s a list of what I consider to be the best SBFP lets plays. There won’t be any ‘Matt’s toybox’ or one-offs, only full LPs.

Predator: Concrete Jungle - Originator of Jerry the Predator, the very first bestfriends OC. Also I really like the Predator so this trash game getting ripped to shreds by the anti-hype machine makes me feel good. https://youtu.be/0wF6r-JRTvQ

Eternal Darkness - The climax of the very first Shitstorm of Scariness. Genesis of the Insanity Shotgun, marking out about recognizing Metal Gear Solid voice actors, INSANITY EFFECTS and freaking out about the bathtub scare despite knowing it was coming. https://youtu.be/lYRVeFkTvCM

Silent Hill: Homecoming - First half of the Downcoming series. ‘MY HOUSE!’ ‘Why is the knife the best weapon? Just do knife combos to them, thats survival horror’ https://youtu.be/GLgN5WSiiX4

Silent Hill: Downpour - Second half of the Downcoming series. The first time I saw the guys play a game that was brand new at the time. Pat & Matt getting upset about the downturn of one of my and their favorite series. The famous Axe Throw that launched a career is in this one too I believe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ofoIeb8wI&list=PLAD720396A1870C8E

Resident Evil 2 - Earliest recorded footage of Pat’s stand CRAZY TALK where he claims to know a thing or be an expert and is proven unequivocably wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cgbuv3cB1Q&list=PLB8826287748EFE7C

Final Fight: Streetwise - What happens when you take a classic beat em up and try to make it cool and modern with lots of Slipknot music? It ages fucking poorly that’s what. ‘I got a receipt for my Tatsu’ ‘I’d like to return this shoryureppa’, Live footage of the bestfriends souls leaving their body in The Stiff boss fight, Some actually decent writing and lines such as ‘Feeling good about potentially feeling good’ which Matt will quote for years to come. https://youtu.be/HnRNyfzKLL8

Man vs Wild - Not so much a must-watch as it’s just the boys in their element, playing shovelware, deliberately failing QTEs to laugh at how pitiful it looks when you do, making fun of people’s accents, and much more. Indicative of the bestfriends style of sort of mst3king videogames. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1NGPAOrE80&list=PL57hJfweW_2s2jyxas78kIib9M3jGduU8

Heavy Rain - The very first game played in the Sadness trilogy. ‘Oh no, I made ze bad game’, more fucking up of QTEs when it’d be funny, Detective Shelby’s PI Gumball technique after shooting thirty rounds out of a handgun without reloading, FUTURE GLASSES, and other classics. Woolie will play this himself on a livestream, many years later, which is also a good watch. https://youtu.be/Qe-SpjInztQ

Indigo Prophecy - The first game of the Sadness trilogy, though it was played later than Heavy Rain. Space kung-fu, zombie sex with a lady you barely know, your choices don’t matter!, Slagging off of David Cage intensifies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YacYbUC_FmQ&list=PL57hJfweW_2sOt01sX9TtQRkzv5RS231f

Charles Barkley’s Shut Up And Jam: Gaiden - Seems to be originally selected as a ‘ha ha, we’re playing a bad and stupid game to laugh at it’ but then discovering it’s legitimately awesome despite being frankly ridiculous. If you can’t play the game yourself, this is a very good substitute. https://youtu.be/xNc9R1zfwM0

Beyond: Two Souls - The third game of the Sadness trilogy. David Cage creeping on Ellen Paige in real life and making her be naked in his game, E MO SHUNS, having feelings but not knowing where to put them, ‘I’ll be your Stand! ORARARARARARA’, Underwater chinese ghost base. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA_VUoePgrc&list=PL57hJfweW_2ulXc25A-LxxHXMPqLOwrsf

Deadly Premonition - Swery65′s magnum opus, if only he could’ve put bicycles in the game. He totally didn’t watch Twin Peaks you guys. ‘QUIIIIIIINT!’, ‘Stinky agent’, radio fast travel stock tire screech sfx, monkey noise squirrels and a weird amount of attention paid to food. Matt named his pet cat Zach due to this game, so it’s an extra important part of the bestfriends lore. https://youtu.be/dsbfmIqP-H8

Disaster: Day of Crisis - Metal Gear Solid except the giant robots are natural disasters. Gotta get revenge on the volcano for killing my buddy. Eating watermelons while on fire. Don’t forget to take your stami-nas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Sx8gqSjkMY&list=PL57hJfweW_2t-vHWWeqjY2SKH4vaqotZ6

Yakuza 4 - My first exposure to the Yakuza game series and actually a good starting point for people that don’t know anything about it. The hype, badassery, and hilarity in all its glory. Who’s ready for a shirtless fight on top of Millennium Tower? https://youtu.be/xOKx_79BEhY

Prison Break - More shovelware where they fail stealth sequences a million times, fail QTEs because it’s hilarious, and can’t show too much violence because it’s a T-rated game. https://youtu.be/TsjGGGSZabA

Resident Evil 4 HD - Get hype for suplexing priests, El Gigante, Doctor Salvatore, Isn’t that Mexican spanish not Spanish Spanish? Commando shit and the RE movie, Oops Ashley is dead again, Pat is bad at puzzles and crazy talk activates. https://youtu.be/qsazQp4VlI0

Silent Hill 2 - Everything is illness, or else its condoms! The nurses are TOO STRONG!, the boys actually just enjoying a game and (mostly) being good at it for once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsYYIjaNPP8&list=PL57hJfweW_2vMmw0MLZp8I16DA-Qev8ec

Resident evil Revelations 2 - Re vuh lay uh tons!, Wait how’d a non mainline resi game get this good?, MOIRA MC TAGGART MC MURPHY, another co-op LP where Matt’s actual role in the game mechanics is to point out ammo and health items that Pat missed. https://youtu.be/THfgNlcNa98

Resident Evil 3 - Jill Valentine’s not actually last escape, Crazy Talk activates several times, Shitting on Hunter-D’s, being a huge coward constantly like the hero of RE brad vickers. https://youtu.be/G5pXyRhs7FM

Ride to Hell - Legendarily bad game played by canadian losers that make fun of it constantly. Source of just SO MANY bestfriends gifs including casual priest drownings, getting shot during cutscenes, and Qui-gon chi. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEw04pKaVs4&list=PL57hJfweW_2srGztN1iedcFd-BV5X1Ram

Parasite Eve - It’s time for Aya Breakowski to GET HOT. It’s a squaresoft game all right, dogs with sniper rifles, finishing downloading arcana heart, and the heroest of hero cops willingly lighting on fire to give you a gun. https://youtu.be/dHY5ZBSHzyw

Danganronpa - Ultra Despair Girls - First recorded instance of being incredibly hype and getting into the cool pop art aesthetic, komaeda memes, and then all hype leaving our body, and out of context shouting KILL THOSE SHIT KIDS! https://youtu.be/qYtYp4oWBhU

Life is Strange - Liam’s rivalry with another wimpy boy, Hotdogman: Who is he?, You sacrificed everyone for your Ship? Are you Griffith?, and rewinding time to fuck with people for kicks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XZ7-wFLnfI&list=PL57hJfweW_2u1mKS5UFNgx-voVAvTlkT9

Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain - Built-up hype from over one thousand years of waiting is collectively released. Psycho Mantis is OP, let the legend come back to life, GREATEST SOLDIER IN THE WORLD BIG BOSS, D-dog is the cutest and bestest of boys, and famously awkward jeep ride. https://youtu.be/505vXWYkxcw

Afro Samurai - Perhaps the shovelest of ware ever played on the channel. It’s very short, only 3 parts, about 90 minutes of gameplay, something that everyone should be super hype about but ends up being the most shitted on game since perhaps one of the Sadness games. https://youtu.be/wIXqEulMTIo

Resident Evil Zero HD - Get hyped for Oven Man mk2, math puzzles, getting pissed off at Eliminators, Rebecca! God dammit Rebecca! I love youuuuu rebeccaaaaaa, Leech Man, and playing dress-up. https://youtu.be/Mhnthhluh70

Metal Wolf Chaos - Giant robots and engrish, more than your body can handle! AMERICA!!!! Richard Hawke! OK, Lets PARTEEEEEEEY! Tons of references they’ll be using until the end of time https://youtu.be/Mhnthhluh70

Naruto: The Broken Bond - ‘Wait, this game is actually good?’ and then three parts later oops no its not. Second instance of being super hyped at first and then all joy slowly being sucked out of the boys’ body. Do your rasengan, even when you’re not playing as Naruto! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo92m-rfeHA&list=PL57hJfweW_2uIIqa3HTcbsvM5LO1ObM_5

The Punisher - Rice cookers, My family-family-family!, guessing Frank’s one-liners, violent safety PSAs, and interrogating the boat https://youtu.be/wznGw9fJNCc

Disaster Report - ‘Is this Disaster day of crisis’ sequel?’, The honeycomb-caisonne method, press triangle to HEY!, be mean to your waifu, and abandon your friends like a hero would do. https://youtu.be/UYiwWU8EZcU

Final Fantasy X - Matt talks about Lulu’s boobs a lot, BLEETSBOLL, Wakka the racist, kimahri push, Finding all the memes possible, Hype Cactaur!, ‘I’ll pay you to fuck off, okay?’, and punting a boss over the horizon. A long watch and the boys are kinda bad at the game but good for the patient. https://youtu.be/qpZeMkthdZ8

Omikron: The Nomad Soul - The secret first entry of the Sadness Trilogy, ‘Get in the slider!’, Blackface Boyz, The real final boss is david cage!, getting trapped in bug purgatory, yes this is how you should honor the memory David Bowie by playing this game, Using the power of all three bestfriends to beat the game, and having no consequences for failure right up until THE MOST CONSEQUENCES. https://youtu.be/691RrF9pnaU

Silent Hill 3 -  No talking during the cut scenes, beef jerky, a detective does a Jerry Seinfeld on Silent Hill by accident, and ‘It’s a metaphor for dicks/childbirth!‘

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4wERZf6bns&list=PL57hJfweW_2v34HsPK-4Hfqmkb22zjBWC

Tony Hawk’s Underground - Woolie lives the skateboarder life he never could for real. ‘Won’t they notice that it’s not Eric Sparrow on the video when they see a clearly black man doing that jump?’, Eric Sparrow is basically up there with Griffith for villains the bestfriends hate the most, and ‘I can do a grind all day’ https://youtu.be/3HLPS_nwHG8

Parasite Eve 2 - More of Breakowski and getting HOT, ‘This is basically a survival horror game’, The dog from Independance Day must survive or else you’re on the bad ending! https://youtu.be/JedQqaXdWLc

LA Noire - The big one, the one I always suggest for new bestfriends watchers as being emblematic of their style and sense of humor and weaknesses as players. Woolie can’t navigate this map, ‘Sometimes you’ve gotta shake the tree and see what falls out’, Shotgun man wrecks your shit!, making noises to go along with the faces that the characters are making, ‘Pedophilia? That’s a free pass in my town sir’, Stealing the worst possible cars because they thought it’d be cool, forgetting the controls for every single fistfight sequence, Cole Phelps super cop!, and LP Funsies. https://youtu.be/-bPqjD_zg5g

Policenauts - Kojima’s game from when he was allowed to work on things besides Metal Gear. It’s definitely white blood and not anything sexual, SHOOTINGU SEQUENCE, Holy crap our main character is a bigoted piece of shit!, Figure out the bomb puzzle!, We’re definitely not Riggs and Murtagh to the point where Woolie says ‘I’m gettin too old for this shit’ about 70 times, and the uncomfortable truth of cloning. https://youtu.be/kWcecAHiOys

Dead Space 2- Notable mostly for me as Dead Space 2 was the first bestfriends video I ever saw back when they were on Machinima, so I was quoting Space Rave and asking Matt if he needed a blankey to fight the monsters. https://youtu.be/1QzY-TjFGFI

Resident Evil 7 - We hate the molded as an enemy type, OOOH GOD DAMMIT JACK, He fucking exploded into goo!, What was your plan?, I can’t shoot the granny, We definitely used a pump action shotgun in world war 2 (Actually yes we did, Matt), Shadow puzzles, that part of a lady is where all the wasps shoot out, and What that guy doesn’t look like Chris Redfield who is this impostor?! https://youtu.be/SyAZ2-nijDE

Def Jam: Fight for NY - The introduction of Woolie’s OC: Rage beats up rappers, steals their girlfriends, and doesn’t understand intimacy, The full might of Matt’s hatred for Bless is brought out, and they talk about the Aki engine’s contributions to humanity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lry0SYYkvas&list=PL57hJfweW_2tWHTvp2ESXbzp1-jh6YJMQ

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Session 4 - 10/08 - Kuldjargh

Participants Dave N - DM Alex D – Fyvel – Fighter Stu – Hendel – Barbarian Dan – Darvin – Sorcerer Dave R – Galath – Ranger Andrew – Eriden – Druid John – Dwon Fai – Monk Missing Alex H – Chance – Bard Standing atop a pile of recently departed foes the group rested and picked through the treasure that was now theirs. “You know how I said I was pretty certain it was a sword?” Galath mused to the group. “I think it’s actually an axe.” “It’s an axe!” Hendel perked up at this “I’ll have it, I like axes!” (DM Note; I may have made a last minute adjustment to what the magical item was to benefit the party, alternatively they may not know the difference between a sword and an axe. I will let you make a judgment call on that) As the party were debating the differences between a sword and an axe a figure walked up the corridor, it was Dwon, looking hale and hearty. “Ah, nice to see you with your blood on the inside.” Quipped Darvin as Dwon arrived. As he settled in Chance emerged from the crevasse with the remains of the town woodcarver who “he would return to the town for a proper burial.” And with that he disappeared out of the cave. The group made a brief search of the hidden chamber which had been emptied by their recent butchery turning up a few trinkets and even more gold which they passed on to Darvin for safe keeping. Heading into the northernmost chambers Eriden came across a secret door on the right of the chamber at the same time that Hendel found one on the left and, to open it, bashed it with his axe. “Jesus Christ” someone in the party muttered to Hendel’s annoyance (DM Note; rather than debating the existence, or not, of a particular sky fairy in Faerun I was too amused by the comment to either challenge it or get a note on who said it.) “are we going down here” Eriden asked nodding his head to the door to his right but before anyone could say anything Hendel had blundered through his own door, down a flight of stairs, through a second door to be confronted by a seated figure carrying a Glass Staff (DM Note; Hendel may not be the quickest on the uptake) “Who are you he demanded” In response the figure grabbed his staff but before he could react Hendel fell into his familiar trope of trying to stab him. Landing him two solid axe blows and sending him reeling, bleeding profusely the figure muttered a few words and disappeared from before Hendel, reappearing across the room in front of a door which he fled out of screaming for help. In response three Ruffians charged in and stabbed Hendel a few times, one of the leaping acrobatically atop a table to do so, as Hendel muttered curses at them and at the world in general part of the ceiling fell in and landed on his head causing further damage on top of the sword wounds (DM Note; the fact that Hendel complained vociferously about being attacked by three previously unseen assailants may have played a factor in the rood accidently falling in just specifically on his head. Just saying.) Fyvel burst through the door in his regularly dramatic style, cloak flowing out behind him and he let forth at the Ruffian only 10 foot in front of him… and shot the ceiling (DM Note; with a double critical miss) and landed in an undignified heap at the foot of the stairs. Dwon also emerged into the room, skipping past the crumpled Fyvel and with his normal malicious glee stabbed his assailant with a spear before punching him in the knackers just to ensure he was dead. Roaring in rage the two remaining Ruffians struck back, at Hendel, leaving him barely breathing he was that cut up (DM Note; 1 hit point left) Fyvel regained his feet and finished off another Ruffian with the bolt to the side of the head as he gloated over Hendel’s bloody form, the last was taken out by Dwon with a stab to his flank. As this was going on Darvin, Eriden and Galath had, much to Hendel’s disgust, lit off in the opposite direction back down the cavern, crossing the crevasse in hopes of heading off Glasstaff as he fled the scene. Darvin caught a glimpse of him as he disappeared between two sets of doorways before Eriden headed him off at the past, sprinting along in Wolf form. Glasstaff turned to beg, instead mumbled an enchantment trying to charm (the charmless) Galath who resisted his advantages and advanced on the bleeding mage who fell to his knees begging mercy. In an unexpected turn of events Darvin and Galath bound and gagged him rather than killing him, Hendel arrived demanding they cut his head off immediately “Stay away Hendel!” Darvin yelled as they kept the blood loss addled Barbarian at bay. Darvin cast a minor illusion to make himself sound more threatening and demanded Glasstaff spill the story on what was going on. Apparently these days a man in a dress is a fearsome sight as Glasstaff did indeed spill the full story about how he had been rewarded by a magical item, gold and the lure of power to betray the Lords Alliance and set up shop in Phandalin with the aim of keeping the town cowed and unable to respond to the Black Spiders plans. Of the Black Spider himself and Cragmaw Castle he knew nothing “chop his head off!” Hendel yelled “No” Darvin said firmly and a debate ensued about what to do with him when he revealed his true identity as Iarno, apparent colleague of Sildar. Hendel, unsurprisingly, advocated cutting his head off and supplying it to Halia to claim their 100 gold reward. When it was pointed out by Fyvel that returning him whole was still proof of his defeat Hendel suggested that carrying a head was easier than a whole body. “What about the staff?” Galath suggested. “What about his head?” Hendel persevered. Eventually Darvin put his foot down “I will stay with him and watch him, we are taking him alive.” Hendel grumbled (and bled) about not killing him as the party filled up with booty from Glasstaff’s laboratory and room and Eriden, Fyvel and Dwon set off to the other secret door they had recovered. “Hendel, you are not staying here alone with him.” Darvin said firmly staying close to their captive who was staring wide eyed at the swaying, growling, bleeding dwarf. Poking their head into the secret door the three adventurers found an armory and Fyvel stocked up on some bolts before they stopped in front of another closed door. “I’m not going in first.” Fyvel said. “We all know what happens if I go in first” Dwon replied glumly. “Well I’m not going in first.” Fyvel replied resolutely backing away and with that Dwon took a deep, and resigned, breath and opened up the door and from three crypts lining the walls suddenly reared three skeletons which ran toward Dwon who rolled his eyes. “Take that Bony!” Fyvel yelled as he killed one (DM Note; in perhaps the most camp, pathetic one liner ever to be uttered by an adventurer ever) before he screamed like a girl to summon aid. Both Galath and Darvin perked up at this, Hendel was glaring at Glasstaff, and they set off at a run, or a walk dragging a captive in Darvin’s case and a sullen wander in Hendel’s, to the rest of the parties aid. Eriden tried to duck between the remaining two skeletons receiving a few gashes for his troubles but stood muttering magic phrases and suddenly the air exploded outward from him in a Thunderwave which damaged both of their assailants. Fyvel fired two more bolts finishing off the second skeleton whilst Dwon unleashed his deadly combo felling the final of their three adversaries “I’m alive” He said wonderingly. Fyvel poked among the crypts finding a valuable looking ring as Dwon listened in at one of the doors exiting the chamber, he heard what sounded like multiple voices preparing to enter the chamber and the group fell back and prepared an ambush. The door opened a group of Ruffians surged into the chamber, Dwon’s javelin went helpfully sailing over their heads into a wall and combat was joined. Fyvel quickly killed one of the Ruffians now really getting into his stride (DM Note; and without a terrible quip this time) as Eriden cast ole reliable Shillelagh and charged forward thumping one of the Ruffians in the skull sending him reeling and Galath finished him with an arrow to the throat. Feeling the odds in their favor now overwhelming Hendel charged forward landing on blow before slapping his lovely, sharp new handaxe into the floor in a resounding, and probably axe blunting blow (DM Note; with another critical miss) Dwon had his party members back and dived into combat in a whirl of ineffectual spear and fists, drawing on his Ki only to manage to miss 3 times in a single round of combat. I’ve got this covered Fyvel declared as he walked within 5 foot of his target and instead managed to break his thumb as the mechanism of his crossbow kicked back (DM Note; this time a double critical miss) a Ruffian turned round laughing and ran Fyvel through sending him sprawling to the floor in a bloody heap. (DM Note; this was perhaps the most laughably inept run of rolls I have ever seen in a single round of combat) Eriden dived forward to his fallen companions aid using his Shillelagh to wound the foe who again Galath delivered the fatal blow. Hendel was not to be out done… unfortunately by Fyvel and managed to spin himself in a harmless circle with axes flailing (DM Note; in another double critical miss) Before Eriden stepped up and caved in the last Ruffians skull with his Shillelagh. As a thank you from last time, before anyone in the party could react, Hendel stepped up and gave the prone Fyvel an extremely uncompromising, steel toe capped kick in the balls as a leveler from the last time he was on the floor bleeding. Fyvel rolled on the floor now both vomiting and bleeding as the rest of the group tried to help him, Hendel just looked smug. (DM Note; as is becoming a weekly occurrence, things now got weird) The group noticed the two women (they didn’t notice the boy) who were chained up in the cages and Darvin introduced himself eloquently. “Hello ladies, we are here to help…” “Are they vulnerable women?” Hendel asked, still bleeding “Vulnerable?” “Yes, vulnerable, what will they do if I offer to let them out?” “Hendel.” Darvin shot back, disgusted. “They are not vulnerable, they have recently lost their husband and are potentially going to be sold as slaves.” “Vulnerable slave women, whose husbands have just died?” Hendel licked his lips. Fyvel had picked the locks on the cage and was about to usher the women out as Hendel barged past into the cage with the two (now worried looking) women. “Hello ladies.” He said and the whole party as one, cringed. “Just come on out.” Fyvel gently chided the worried looking women out, then before Hendel could react slammed the cage closed leaving him trapped inside. “Oh come on, I was just about to be useful for once.” “Urgh” was the overwhelmingly disgusted response from the group. As the women told their tale to the party about the death of her husband, at which point she started crying and Hendel begged to be let out, and how they had been taken captive with others who had since been sold into slavery. She offered the party a reward of a family heirloom which had been lost in Thundertree if the group could see her and her family safely home. Throughout the Hendel was hollering and making comments so the group left the room and closed the door behind them muffling his insanity. “I apologies.” Galath offered. “we actually think he is a sexual deviant.” Which made the women look even more worried than before. As the group talked the door to the chamber they had left Hendel suddenly burst open into splinters as Hendel emerged, bleeding, weaving and muttering yet more sexual innuendos (DM Note; Hendel’s best two rolls of the night were to pick the lock on the cage then kick the door down, both over 20) “Did you miss me!?” He demanded and instead the group tried ignoring him as you would a naughty puppy and he once again subsided into sullen muttering about blood loss. The group agreed to escort the woman, and their prisoner who was still under close watch of Darvin, home. Darvin stayed with their charges, Hendel loitered, as Eriden, Galath and Fyvel burst into the last chamber they had not checked to be confronted by a Goblin who was lying whining on the floor. Eventually introducing himself as Droop “a problem Hendel regularly suffers from.” Someone sniggered, he was eager to please offer the group gold, and all the information he had if only they didn’t kill him. Finding out he was scared of spiders Eriden transformed into a giant spider sending him screaming under the bed from which he begged for his life. Eventually seeing no use in him in a strange display of mercy the group left him alive and headed off back to town with their entourage. “You can have the cave.” Eriden commented. “I’ll be the richest goblin alive!” Exulted Droop. The group headed back to town and handed over Iarno to Sildar who looked furious at his betrayal, beating the man as he led him off to the jails the party were rewarded by a now happy looking Mayor with 85 gold for their services and also rescuing the missing family. Reporting their success to Halia she only offered them 50g for not returning with Iarno’s head “I told you we should have cut off his head!” Shouted Hendel sounding exasperated “We missed out on 15g. We could still go get his head.” “I don’t think Sildar would like that.” Responded Dwon dryly. As Halia had been talking Fyvel had been watching her intently and on leaving the shop he pulled up the group “She is up to something, I’m certain.” (DM Note; and with a natural 20 insight he would be right) Hendel, however, was still talking about head chopping and vulnerable women and still bleeding as no one had bothered to heal him. “Hendel.” Dwon said “Go get some tartan paint.” (DM Note; with another natural 20 roll!) “it is critical that we can discover what is going on but we need tartan paint.” “Ok.” Hendel replied, utterly convinced and trundled off. Speaking to Sildar the group discovered that Halia was in fact a representative of the Zhentarim and whilst she hadn’t done anything wrong Sildar would be keeping a closer eye on her especially in the vacuum created by the destruction of the Redbrands. Satisfied with their work the group set off back to the Stonehill Inn to rest, on reaching their beds they found a smiling Hendel. “I couldn’t find any tartan paint, but I found three dead rats and I have put them in your bed to keep them safe.” The group looked at one another as Hendel smirked. “You know, this guy really is an idiot.” Fyvel said. “Have you ever heard of the term Kuldjargh.” Eriden asked. “No” “It means axe idiot.” “Perfect.” (DM Note; The title Kuldjargh was one found by Hendel himself. On reaching level 3 at the end of the session and going for the Battlerager option he found the term which translates to “axe idiot” which with his sexual deviancy, bad attacks and general insanity fits rather well!)