#and that's why the Odyssey is so fucking funny thanks for coming to my ted talk

[sporadicallyanenthusiast]

Telemachus is so much stronger than me for real. Cause if I had traveled for days, by sea AND land, arrived at the palace of my father's friend and my mother's cousin to humbly ask if they know anything about my missing father and instead of just fucking telling me already, this mf started a monologue about how gay he is for my dad and about the time he captured a God that granted him wishes three, I'd already be telling him to Hurry The Fuck Up. IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS, I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.

But if the same motherfucker then turned around and told me that he had known FOR YEARS NOW that my dad is trapped on an island AND THE MOTHERFUCKER DIDN'T TELL ANYONE!!!! NOT A SINGLE LETTER!!! I would have already strangled Menelaus with that fucking blond hair of his in front of his wife and children, unhelpful son of a bitch.

[thegayninjas]

Hey dont forget that too, ingame models arent always the best, even dawn riven's model isnt same as the pic. I am sure Zed's face is more different.

i just didnt want a face in general man long reason as to why is undercut cuz i kno ppl already sick of me on this subject 

note- u guys are allowed to like the skin and enjoy it, just because i don’t like it personally(the skins gr8 i just hate his face reveal) doesn’t mean u have to follow me. dont be sheep 

This is just out of no where, i think they just kinda threw all the memes and everything they could at this skin because zed will never have a ‘funny’ skin again, so they could be throwing out his face cuz its a ‘fun’ skin where he’s ‘fun’ 

Reason why i hate it is cuz zed was a mystery, it was like reaper from overwatch, yeah it was cool that he was black and handsome and shit. its hard to compare with zed just cuz zed’s a cold dude, he does what he wants, ignoring everyone elses wants/morality for his own cause. kinda like V for vendetta (very slightly). 

Zed being a mystery face champion gives him that aura. what the fuck is behind the mask?? ghost head? no head? normal human man? broken as fuck face? ugly dickhead? no one knows. the mystery makes him cool and gives everyone the freedom to choose whatever they want as his face as a bonus. giving him his face just ruins the mystery. 

yeah gr8 he has big fucking tiddies thanks riot for trying really hard to close in that gap of random sexualisation by just shoving naked tiddies in my face. face reveal couldve been used for the thing at the end of the year, would i still hate it? fuck yeah i hate knowing zeds face, but i would hope it was used in a meaningful matter or used during some down time during the comic. instead of just throwing it in there for sexualisation + fanservice equality. 

Things i like about the new skin 

- really good splash art - brings him into the odyssey universe - really nice animations even tho they’ll kill my graphics card- new voice lines and interactions finally Things i hate about the skin 

- F A C E 

i cant really explain this 100% properly without contradicting myself but i just don’t want to ever know that zed has a face, it keeps the mystery, it makes him cold and gives me freedom to do whatever the fuck i want.

 i avoided unmasking zed for so long, everytime someone would ask thegayninjas ‘whats under the mask? whats ur face look like??’ i would look up some dumb meme or make my own reference on how to handle NOT showing zeds face until i finally gave up when trying to convey emotion. 

and i still hate! drawing unmasked zed! he never feels right, it never feels like this is a dude thats under the mask. it just always feel off. 

thanks for coming to my ted talk, if u still understood nothing, here is an image of ares from wonder woman 2017 

same dude, incredible difference of how cool they are.