#and that's how we got our mathematically impossible gang 7 beagle boys

[thegoodduckfan]

My working theory is that she's the long lost cousin of the Beagle Boys (the terrible beagle boy!) and she clearly goes to banks to rob them, as beagles who were bred specifically to rob some rich dude (it's canon, look it up) tend to do, but she also does this in hope she will walk in on her cousins while they're robbing a bank and finally reunite!

dude this is random but like. my mom works at a credit union, and a while ago, this totally domestic, collared dog came up to their door and was like.... barking to get in?? it’s a small credit union so they brought the dog inside to keep it safe while they got in contact with the owner

anyway, the owner showed up, looking haggard, and was like “yeah, she keeps managing to get loose. i’m surprised she came here, she usually goes to Wells Fargo.”

and my mom was like.... what?? and the dog owner was like “yeah ever since she started getting loose, she.... always goes to banks. we can’t figure out why.”

anyway the dog is fine and (they’re gonna crate train her or something) but how bananas fucking Wild is it that this dog escaped, multiple times, specifically to go to the bank???? what the fuck