#and that's how I decided that Frank would have a soft spot regardless for Werewolf!Matt

[andaniellight]

Me @ my brain, thinking about vampire + werewolf AU for fratt: You know, I think it’d be super cool and somehow symbolic in the most fitting way if I make Matt as a vampire? He’s already a nocturnal manwhore anyway, which is very sexy of him btw if you think about it. Pale and bloody- OH. And we both have watched Midnight Mass, right??? Very chef kiss. Mwah. SO YEAH, what do you think? He can be a vampire without fear, yes, since he’s more fluid that way, you know? Come and go the church like it’s his turf, even though he should be shaking to the core... And Frank can be a werewolf because he’s the Big, Bad Punisher. Get it? It’s because it rhymes with, you know, BBW-

My brain: OOOH, YOU’RE RIGHT! [slamming fists on the table] YOU’RE RIGHT ! ! ! 

Me: VAMPIRE!MATT IT IS!

My brain: YEAH!!! BUT WAIT ! ! !

Me:

My brain: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED- 

Me: ...oh no-

My brain: [exaggerated gesturing stance]

My brain: THIS!!!