#and that will inevitably trigger yakumo's Talk about Eiden instinct
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fisheito · 24 days ago
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What would happen if you were stuck in an elevator with Yakumo?
First of all, i would have taken the stairs, so this wouldn't happen ever. Can you prove that i've been inside an elevator, or that i will at some point enter one? No. So . None of this .
Humouring your delusion h,owever, I'd probably just freeze and hope he doesn't see me. What's the F sequence here? Flight>freeze>fight.
I can't flee because stuck in a box. So, freeze. He can do the smart thing here and ignore me, because being stuck in an elevator could mean stuck for 2 minutes. We can wait this out.
If yakumo perceives me, then freeze fails. And he has done the stupid thing, because it leads to the final option: fight.
Maybe hollow him out and use him as a protective covering against the elements [dry and dusty stale elevator air]. Maybe eat his arm in hangry confusion. Maybe GET eaten in hangry confusion. Maybe disintegrate piece by piece out of existence.
Maybe lie extremely flat on the floor and take a nap. Don't need to deal with this if I'm unconscious!!!!
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