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atlas-affogato · 2 years ago

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So I was curious how many crimes the dark hand actually commits because the whole show, they're just constantly trying to kill Jackie and fucking shit up and being general menaces to society. Well, I noted down all of their crimes during the first season (only the shit in the legal system, there's no charges for 'works for a dragon') and I'll update this post when I rewatch the rest of the seasons but here's season one crimes wrapped.

(btw I know nothing about the legal system this was all researched in about a half hour)

Valmont

Total charges: 18

2 counts of Assault with a Deadly Weapon

Assault of a Police Officer

Breaking and Entering

3 counts of Burglary

Conspiracy to Commit Grand Theft

Conspiracy to Torture

Escaping from Custody

Extortion

2 counts of Grand Theft

Racketeering

Robbery

3 counts of Solicitation

Tohru

Total charges: 32

Animal Abuse

13 counts of Assault

2 counts of Attempted Murder

Attempted Robbery

Blackmail

Conspiracy to Commit Murder

Destruction of Property

Grand Theft

Grand Theft Auto

6 counts of Kidnapping

Racketeering

Robbery

2 counts of Theft

Finn

Total charges: 37

Accessory to Kidnapping

Animal Abuse

10 counts of Assault

2 counts of Assault with a Deadly Weapon

4 counts of Attempted Murder

Attempted Robbery

3 counts of Burglary

Conspiracy to Commit Grand Theft

Conspiracy to Commit Murder

2 counts of Destruction of Property

Escaping from Custody

Extortion

2 counts of Grand Theft

Kidnapping

Racketeering

5 counts of Theft

Ratso

Total Charges: 33

Accessory to Kidnapping

Animal Abuse

10 counts of Assault

2 counts of Assault with a Deadly Weapon

Attempted Kidnapping

3 counts of Attempted Murder

Attempted Robbery

3 counts of Burglary

Conspiracy to Commit Grand Theft

Conspiracy to Commit Murder

Destruction of Property

Escaping from Custody

Extortion

2 counts of Grand Theft

Racketeering

3 counts of Theft

Chow

Total charges: 29

Accessory to Kidnapping

Animal Abuse

9 counts of Assault

Assault with a Deadly Weapon

3 counts of Attempted Murder

Attempted Robbery

3 counts of Burglary

Conspiracy to Commit Grand Theft

Conspiracy to Commit Murder

Escaping from Custody

Extortion

2 counts of Grand Theft

Kidnapping

Racketeering

2 counts of Theft

Hak Foo

Total charges: 3

2 counts of Assault

Theft

Some of the charges are a little fuzzy, and I might be missing some things but thats what I found in one watch through.

#lets not forget that the dark hand cannonically has ties to basically every crime syndicate in the world #and that section 13 was put together specifically to combat the dark hand #and that valmont and tohru were on the fbi's most wanted list 3 years in a row #i can assume the other three main enforcers were also on the fbi most wanted list or at the very least were wanted by section 13 #considering the dark hand is such a HUGE organization and they are high enough up to work directly under Valmont #this stuff all gets brushed aside because its a kids show #but my god #its crazy when you actually think about it #tohru must have made one hell of a plea deal to not get any jail time #i bet he told captain black EVERYTHING about the dark hand #and captain black pulled some major strings to keep him out of jail #jackie chan adventures #jca chow #jca enforcers #jca finn #jca ratso #jca #jca valmont #jca tohru #jca the dark hand #the dark hand

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