#and that one rad tv-show where it was a highschool and they had storm's nephew and everyone was teens

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So Wolverine's hair regenerates right? Its got to. Else every time he gets blown up or has a pissing match with Man Torch or just gets too close to a fire or whatever then he'd be bald for weeks and god knows how long till his eyebrows and eyelashes grow back

But like

I get how your most of your body could turbo heal or whatever but your hair is dead, the stuff coming out of the follicles? his muscles and skin and junk stop regrowing when they hit a point but where do his hair stop. Like if its just to how long it was before his hair got hurt how can he get a haircut? I bet we've seen him shaving with his claws a dozen times like he's your lazyass stepdad saying he'll be ready to take you to the baseball game if you just give him five damn minutes. But how can this be if his hair turbo grows back to a specific length

I wanna propose two theories:

One is that it doesn't. It just keeps growing super fast all the time and anytime he's not insight hes going nutso with his claws to keep it perfectly coiffed into big dumb sideburns and his weird twin peaks. He loves the look and puts so much effort into and leaves little hair clippings wherever he goes

The other is that his real curse isn't living through civil war times and all the night terrors and stuff. Its that his weird 'do, the one where it swoops up like his head is trying to put on a threat display and spreading its wings to make itself look real big? That plus his five o' clock shadow is where his hair stops growing. That is the only possible haircut he can have. Forever. And all his manly shaving is just going through the motions for something he can't change. Skipping rocks to dam the creek

Anyway my mutant name is Globule and I think my powers are pretty self evident but if you let me join your Brotherhood of Evil Mutants I think I'll be a real asset to the team-