#and suddenly remembered that oh shoot Manwe is SCARY when he's mad. and that doesn't happen very often

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Melkor: *running*

Manwe: *starts shouting, absolutely enraged*

Melkor: *starts running faster whilst peeing his pants at the same time. *

In the confusion and the darkness Melkor escaped, though fear fell upon him; for above the roaring of the seas he heard the voice of Manwë as a mighty wind

"MELKOR, WHAT THE FUDGE* HAVE YOU DONE NOW?!!!"

*Manwë is legally incapable of saying fuck. At least until Dagor Dagorath.