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[thatrandomsarahchick]

I personally can't see Danny with Diana, so I'd go with John the monster fucker and Danny for the ship.

It is even better if Danny is in human form and has only just been introduced that day to John's allies in the fight. So they just see this random skinny Twink Bodying League level threats easily, so while having magic weapon storage pockets.

They think that John enchanted his clothes to store his extra weapons, only to find that every weapon belongs to Danny when Danny tells him he has to retrieve every weapon he pulled out and clean them before returning to him.

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little