#and she goes “well he's probably an addict 🙄🙄”

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look at me. hey look at me. homelessness is bad. "but they're an addict 🙄🙄" IDGAF. BEING HOMELESS IS OBJECTIVELY BAD NO MATTER WHAT. idc if someone's racist or an addict or whatever, everybody deserves a roof over their head and stable housing idgaf what you think. maybe instead of putting down people who are addicts and also homeless, set up better systems for addicts to get help that don't involve them getting arrested for LITERALLY BEING ADDICTED TO DRUGS.

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─ 𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘪. (𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦) 🍊

⤷ summary: saudi arabian and australian grands prix happen! y/n starts making vlogs for the races and it reveals more about her and a certain driver's feelings than she hoped, not that she notices. poor oscar's stuck in the middle of it all but he's trying his best!

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mclaren saudi arabia, you were beautiful even if the results weren't! ready for what's to come

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user1 admin not using a single nice photo of the drivers 😭

user2 admin be honest is this your revenge era

mclaren well, yes!

user3 HELP MEEEE

user4 the way lando looks at her 😭

user5 this is a place of business

user6 oscar looks petrified 💀

mclaren dw guys we're still training him!

oscarpiastri wtf why would u say it like that, i'm not a dog

mclaren full-time team mascot, part time driver

user7 admin drop the insta your so pretty 😭😭

user8 no literally, content of her WHERE

mclaren ynusername 🤲🏼

user9 LETS FUCKING GO

user10 HER DISSING HER OWN TEAM 💀 THEY'RE GONNA FIRE YOU GIRL

mclaren they don't pay me to LIE

user11 CRAZYY

user12 LANDO IS NEVER GETTING A GOOD PIC EVER AGAIN 😭

mclaren what can i say, i am no mans peace 🥱

user13 icon

landonorris reporting you to hr

mclaren for what

landonorris idk harrassment or something

mclaren ok keyboard warrior, lets calm down 💀

user14 KEYBOARD WARRIOR HELEPSJSM

user15 i vote admin just takes over and we don't even get driver pictures

user16 real and true

user17 i fear we may have lost the plot

user18 thoughts on today's results

mclaren i'm trying to be positive in general but man

user19 LMAOOOOO

user20 ik the pr department is shaking in their boots after every post notif

mclaren probably! but unfortunately for everyone, i am going to keep doing whatever i want

user21 no more lando beef, mclaren admin?

mclaren i forget but i never forgive. i forgot why we were fighting but i stay hating bitches 🥱

landonorris literally WHAT DID I DO

mclaren IDK BUT IK U PISSED ME OFF 🫵

oscarpiastri diabolical photo choice

oscarpiastri i look like a little kid on picture day

mclaren so basically your everyday look

oscarpiastri yk what you are making this work environment very hostile

mclaren i can make it more hostile if you want 🤨

oscarpiastri nevermind!!!

maxfewtrell most flattering lando picture i've seen in years

mclaren that's saying something isn't it 🤩

user22 i went to haterville and they all knew you admin

mclaren they actually just elected me mayor there!!! 💪🏻

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ynusername if my admin duties don't kill me, i promise my caffeine addiction will! (:

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user23 be honest, how many coffees have you had today

ynusername 3!

user24 oh that's not that bad

ynusername +5

user24 JESUS CHRSUT

bsfusername at this point i think meth would be healthier

ynusername honestly yeah

ynusername thanks for the suggestion!!

user25 nooo admin don't do meth ur so sexy aha

ynusername that just made me want to do meth more

landonorris so what i'm hearing is buying you an espresso machine would get me in your good graces 😇

user26 oh brother here he goes

ynusername you must be deaf then

landonorris 😔 2 espresso machines?

ynusername i don't want ur dirty espresso machines 🙄

oscarpiastri now what car is that 🫵

ynusername SHHHHH

oscarpiastri TRAITOR

bsf2username when your not busy being super sexy on a race track, can we go thrifting and get sweetgreen and overpriced coffee 🙏🏼🙏🏼

ynusername this could've been an email, get this out of my comments 💀

ynusername but yeah obviously

user27 admin vlogs when 😔

ynusername SOON!!! very very soon

user28 mother feeding us once again

ynusername brb, adding single mom who works two jobs, loves her kids, and never stops to my resume

danielricciardo coffee recipe where?

ynusername in your dms now ‼️

danielricciardo is this flirting

ynusername no if i was flirting i would've told you to ask me in person, i'm just being charitable

landonorris can i get the coffee recipe too then 🤲🏼

ynusername wdy want next, my mugs? keep on walking charity case

user29 CHARITY CASE IS CRAZYDFHAJ

user30 she's so effortlessly funny and mean i love her

user31 i feel like this is so unprofessional /:

ynusername babe professional where, you are on??? my personal?? account???

user32 maybe she's born with it, maybe it's the fact that she's consumed enough caffeine to tranquelize a horse

user33 oh please the horse would be dead

ynusername call an ambulance, BUT NOT FOR ME ‼️💪🏻🗣️

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"This thing better be working," could be heard slightly muffled in between vague shuffling sounds. After a second or two of incoherent noise, the camera footage finally came on. Y/N smiled at herself in the camera as the recording light blinked to life, and raised her hand victoriously. She grabbed the smile microphone in front of her and laughed, "It looks like everything is working. Thank God, I wouldn't have known how to fix it otherwise."

"Alright everybody, welcome to the first race weekend vlog hosted by me! Your favorite McLaren admin and social manager. It took me forever to figure out how I wanted to go about this, but now I think I settled on a format that will work," She explained as she walked around the small, clean kitchen that was within frame of the camera. She pulled a glass jar out of her cabinets and left it on the counter before pulling a jug of cold brew and a cartridge of milk out of her fridge.

"It is currently 7:30 A.M on March 29th, and I have a flight to Melbourne in 3 hours. I'm already packed and ready for this weekend, but I wanted to get an introduction filmed and I wanted to take a shower before I left." Y/N paused for a moment as she poured the coffee into her mason jar until she seemed satisfied and began to add some milk. "I am totally exhausted so this is probably cup one of like," she laughed, "I don't know seven probably. And this is a pretty big jar I won't lie."

"The race weekend doesn't technically start until Friday, so I'll be getting there a bit early, but I wanted to film some content before the race weekend gets really hectic, so McLaren is sending me a little bit earlier. I'm excited though! I love the heat, even if I live in London the antithesis of Australian weather," she taste-tested her coffee and hummed in delight.

"God I really never miss with this stuff," she said contently. "Anyway, it's a bit of an early start today, but I'll have plenty of time to sleep on the fight. I mean can you believe that London to Melbourne is a nearly 22 hours," she scoffed. "I vote that we start making all of the races in one place so I don't have to feel jet lag more painful than the force of 1,000 suns every other weekend. Not that I'm complaining," she chuckled awkwardly, "I love my job McLaren please don't fire me."

Abruptly an orange tabby cat came into the frame of the camera, causing Y/N to abruptly grab her glass jar in the hopes of avoiding a mess. She gasped, but laughed as the cat scampered off as quickly as it had come. She shook her head fondly.

"That, ladies and gentleman, was Cali! My cat. She's literally my baby, and I love her more than anything else on this earth. However, she does have an affinity for hitting things off of counters and breaking them. She also hates men and nearly all other animals, so she's basically the world's biggest hazard to society. She's a good girl, I love her." Y/N explained between sips of coffee as she stared wistfully past the the frame of the camera, where it could be assumed Cali had gone.

Abruptly an alarm went off and Y/N threw her head back with a groan.

"That means I have to get in the shower and get ready so I can leave on time," she said, before taking a few more sips of coffee. "I'm going to go do that, and the next time you'll hear my beautiful voice will be at the Melbourne Airport! Cue the travel montage!"

An assortment of clips follow. Y/N is seen dragging her luggage through Heathrow Airport. Y/N is seen ordering another coffee at the airport, finishing the coffee, and ordering another before her flight. Y/N is seen responding to emails from her airplane seat, editing video footage, and responding to instragram and twitter comments. Footage is shown outside the plane window of a cloudy, blue sky and a time lapse is shown as the sky grows beautiful shades of pink and red before becoming a starry-night sky. Y/N is seen cozy in a throw blanket and a travel pillow, presumably asleep with headphones on. Y/N is shown pulling her luggage through the airport once again, with a brand new coffee cup in hand. She smiles, taking a sip before she is seen settled down in a seat in the bustling airport.

"Twenty-two or so hours later and I have finally landed in Melbourne. I'm waiting for my Uber to get here so I can finally be taken to my hotel to drop my stuff off. I have a meeting with the McLaren drivers in two hours, but luckily I slept really well on the plane. I don't know how else I would be able to deal with Lando Norris. I'm going to finish this coffee in order to maximize my tolerance for the next few hours, but I suspect I'll be getting a new coffee before I reach that meeting. My addiction truly knows no bounds," she laughs, trying to ignore the people vaguely shown within frame that are staring at her speaking to a camera.

The camera cuts abruptly and the waiting screen from SpongeBob flashes on the screen, including the narrator's voice reading "2 hours later."

Y/N is shown once again in new clothes, a new coffee cup in hand, and luggage replaced by a small canvas bag. Her comfortable plane clothes have been swapped out for jean shorts and a plain white tank-top. Her hair is clipped back out of her face, and she is adorned with simple gold jewelry and light makeup.

Y/N smiles at the camera as she walks, bustling and talking heard around her, before whispering into the small microphone, "I have arrived at the McLaren garage. It is now time to meet with Lord Lando and workplace mascot Oscar Piastri," the titles slip off her tongue sarcastically and she doesn't bother suppressing an eye-roll.

In the next clip, Oscar and Lando are seen seated on either side of her as they sit in what seems like a board-room. Lando leans over and whispers something that the camera doesn't pick up and Oscar laughs while Y/N grimaces and reaches forward to readjust the camera. When the camera comes back on, Lando and Oscar are seated together on the left of Y/N as she faces on angle toward both them and the camera.

"Don't just sit there and look pretty, say hello to the camera boys," Y/N says and Oscar cackles at the disgruntled look on Lando's face.

"Is that your way of calling me pretty Y/N," Lando chokes out between laughs, and Y/N scoffs with an eye-roll.

"I was actually talking about Oscar, but whatever floats your little papaya boat Norris," Y/N deadpans and Oscar doubles over from the force of his laughter at the pout on Lando's face.

"That's not nice at all, I hope you know that. I think I am sitting here very prettily, thank you very much," Lando says, leaning into the girl next to him to speak into her microphone.

Y/N draws the microphone back, swatting him away, "Yes, yes quite prettily," Y/N mocks in a British accent.

Oscar, still trying to recover, joins in, "Pretty little Lando Norris," and Y/N laughs jovially, reaching across Lando as if the boy weren't there to high-five the Austrialian driver.

"Bullies, the lot of you," Lando mumbles and Y/N brushes off his comment without response before finally facing the camera.

"Anyway, welcome to the first McLaren race weekend vlog. I'm Y/N L/N, the best media manager in the whole god damn world, and this is Lando Norris, the biggest pain in my ass, and Oscar Piastri, the second biggest pain in my ass. How are you feeling about Melbourne boys?" Y/N questions, transitioning smoothly much to the British driver's chagrin.

"Feeling proud to be the second biggest pain in the ass and not the first. Probably the only time i've been glad to get second actually," Oscar comments and Y/N laughs as Lando shakes his head in disappointment.

"But in all seriousness it is good to be home, this is easily my favorite race of the year seeing as it's my home race and i'm looking forward to, hopefully, good results from our team," Oscar supplies and Y/N nods along to his words.

"Yes, Australia, we are in you and we are happy about it," both boys choked out a laugh at the manager's sexual innuendo and Oscar quickly covered his mouth with his hand so as not to react too much. "What about you Lando what are you feeling," Y/N questioned, leaning the small microphone to the boy.

"Feeling like that was a stupid joke. And also like I am going to be getting P1 this weekend. I can feel it in my bones."

"Leave my jokes alone Lando, you're not being paid to be a critic," she scoffed, "and if I recall, you said the same thing in Saudi Arabia not that long ago. What's changed now?"

Lando rolled his eyes, "What's changed is that we're in Australia now and I'm feeling much more confident."

"Well thank god for that," Y/N supplied unhelpfully as Oscar laughed.

"Now, what we really came here for, it's time to film a video for this channel, it's going to be a fan Q and A, I picked the questions. By the time this vlog is up, the QnA should've already been posted. So feel free to stop watching this and to go watch that or whatever," Y/N commented. "After that we're going to film a TikTok challenge," both and Lando and Oscar grimaced, but Y/N ignored their dismay at the idea of fiming yet another TikTok, so cue the montage! Filming time!" Y/N exclaimed and the screen transitioned to a new series of clips.

In the first clip Oscar and Lando were sitting in two chairs while Y/N sat across from them with a set of notecards.

"Lando, this question from user "ln4mania" asks, "Are you and admin actually friends? Or is the online beef real? The people demand answers!" Y/N reads off with a laugh.

"Do you hear that, the people demand answers Lando! Don't keep them waiting!" Oscar and Y/N laugh as Lando shakes his head and tucks his face into his hands.

"There is no beef, guys. Me and admin, or rather me and Y/N are just fine. We hadn't even actually met when that happened," Lando supplied between laughs. Y/N looked at the camera and rolled her eyes with a shake of her head, faux-disagreeing with the boy.

She ignored the simmering pit of disappointment in her stomach. She did in fact have a problem with entitled little Lando Norris who still gave her side-eyed looks and judgmental stares whenever he saw her. If that wasn't humiliating enough, Oscar had clearly noticed it too, which just gave Y/N the feeling that she wasn't being taken seriously at all now that Oscar understood Lando's lack of respect for Y/N. However that didn't matter in the current moment. All that mattered was making this video.

The next clip showed Lando and Oscar sitting at a table with bowls of water in front of them and towels strewn across a chair just within frame of the camera. Y/N stood behind them, hands rested in their hair as she reacted to the prompts being read by someone, an unnamed media intern, off-camera.

"Who is harder to make videos with?" The intern asked and Y/N huffed out a laugh as she let her hands fully grasp Lando's curls and push him into the water quickly. He sputtered, trying to blink the water out of his eyes as Y/N laughed at the wet-puppy dog look he was sporting.

Y/N tried to shake the ridiculous desire to let her hands run through the soft curls underneath her finger tips. Curse Lando and whatever stupidly good, rich-person hair routine he used that made him smell good and look good, and... whatever.

Lando, blinking water out of his eyes, was now undoubtedly certain that being damn-near waterboarded was worth it if it meant that Y/N would laugh like that again. He knew Oscar would harass him again later for being "down-bad" or something along those lines- as he had done every time he caught the man staring-, but as he caught a glimpse of Y/N's bright smile and shaking shoulders, he found he didn't really care.

The next clip showed Oscar, Lando, Y/N, and a laughing media intern as they all dried off- somehow all having become wet through the course of filming. Y/N dried herself off quickly, taking a sip of her newly refilled coffee, not seeing the way that only the camera and Oscar saw Lando stared at her until the driver was nudged back into focus on drying himself off.

A title-card once again came on the screen with white words on a photo collage of Australian grand-prix candids that Y/N had taken, reading "Race montage? More likely than you'd think."

Footage was shown of the free practice sessions. Oscar and Lando getting in and out of their cars. Engineers along the pit wall going over data. The team speaking incoherently, going over the game plan for Sunday's race. Oscar and Lando greeting fans, signing merch, and posing for photos. Y/N smiling and waving at a cheering crowd of people before staring at the camera incredulously with a small caption reading: "Omg she's famous your honor". More clips showed Lando laughing as Oscar tossed grapes and Lando moved to catch them with his mouth. Lando nearly choking as Y/N cackled in the background. Multiple clips showing Y/N with a fresh coffee, and another... and another, as Oscar's face in the background grew with concern. Zak Brown explaining to Y/N the dangers of caffeine overdose, and the need for moderation. Y/N explaining to Zak Brown that without coffee she would simply collapse and die, which the camera showed did nothing to ease her concern. Y/N getting caps signed by the drivers for fans and walking away with intricate friendship bracelets decorating her wrists.

And finally footage of the race. The engineers in the garage. The pit-crew changing tires. The cars racing past as Y/N watched attentively. Footage of the crowd as they cheered when the cars whizzed past. Smiling faces of fans. Y/N's cheers as Oscar and Lando passed. The smiling faces of McLaren employees as Lando and Oscar crossed the checkered flag in P6 and P8 respectively.

Y/N accepting hugs from both drivers, ignoring the burning sensation in her stomach as Lando wrapped his arms around her with a smile and a laugh. Y/N calling Lando smelly and telling him to go wash off if he wants to hug her next time, and him rolling his eyes at her fondly before making a face at the camera. The podium celebration is shown and Y/N smiles as the anthem plays, even though it's not for her own team.

The final clip is shown of Y/N in her hotel room, comfortable in sweats as she sits on the unmade bed.

"Not bad results this week guys! P6 for Lando and P8 for Oscar, which are good points for the team. I'm happy on my end, I think we got some good content filmed, and I am now ready to go to sleep so I can get home to Cali and my own bed quicker. I hope you enjoyed this video, and if you didn't don't tell me because I don't care!" Y/N jokes with a smile.

"Hopefully I will see you all at the next race, if not the race after that! Bye papaya fans, and be sure to follow us on instagram and all of the other social platforms!" Y/N exclaimed, gesturing to the list of the social media handles that appeared on her right hand side.

And with that, the camera cut to black.

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ynusername afraid to report that i fought jetlag and lost 😔 i did sleep for 25 hours straight after melbourne and i had no clue where i was when i woke up! shout out cali for waking me up 🙏🏼 best friend frl

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bsfusername i'm going to try not to be offended by that caption (love you bb cali) but FUCK YOU CAUSE I BOUGHT YOUR ASS BREAKFAST

ynusername my bad! s/o to that bomb ass omlette 🤩

bsfusername never doing shit for you again

user34 that vlog was god tier, how long did that take

ynusername it took 7 hours of editing and years off my life, thanks so much for asking 🥳

maxverstappen1 thanks again for those podium photos! you have a gift for photography 💪🏻

ynusername don't mention it! 👍🏼

ynusername (no seriously, mclaren might behead me)

mclaren beheading is so last year. firing squad. 🗣️

user35 not y/n threatening herself 💀

oscarpiastri suprised your body didn't naturally wake up for coffee

ynusername it did! just 25 hours later

user36 your poor cat was literally starving for a whole day? youre a horrible owner

ynusername let me introduce you to god's greatest creation: the automatic feeder!!! i'm sure they can mail one to whatever fucking rock you live under!

user37 PERIODDDD

user38 me personally? i'd never log on again

user39 she needs a personal channel 🙏🏼🙏🏼 i'd subscribe

user40 her cat is so cute 😭😭😭 gimme that

ynusername 🫵 STAY BACK HEATHEN, NO ONE TOUCHES CALI AND LIVES

user40 my bad fam 🧍🏻‍♀️

user41 i want someone to love me as much as she loves that mean ass cat

landonorris don't you have a job to be doing 💀💀 she slept through a full work day

user42 lando always on her ass and for whattttt

user43 obsessed obsessed obsessed

ynusername i had the day off! but not the guy who was streaming video games coming for me 🥱 talking bout get a job

user44 lando and y/n beefing on insta again? we're so back

user45 at this point instagram comment beef isn't enough, they need to duel or some shit

user46 the caffeine addiction almost got her guys

ynusername i wish it would, then i wouldn't have to work with lando's annoying ass

landonorris I CAN SEE YOUR COMMENTS???

ynusername THAT'S THE POINT

user47 honestly just give her a gun atp, these men test her too damn much

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user48 NURSE 🫵 SHE'S RIGHT HERE

user49 no fr, like let's get back to bed grandma

user50 OP, are you concussed?

user51 no actually cause didn't y/n just say she wanted to khs working with him 💀💀

pastryboy81 that sign can't stop me, because i can't read!

user53 OK I ACTUALLY SEE THE VISION

user54 ARE YOUR EYES CLOSED???!1!1

user55 i fear i totally get it 😔

user56 it's giving enemies to lovers, secret relationship type vibe lowkkkk

user57 no deadass like he hugged her reallll tight

user58 she also hugged oscar 😭😭?? and he has a whole gf

user59 the way she shoved him off and told him he reeked not 5 seconds after 💀 delusion is a disease yall

user60 someone call the f1 gossip pages cause 😗

user61 more like someone call the ward cause somethings real off with yall 🤨

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part 16 (the longest part I’ve ever had) of season 2, episode 11 of “mea maxima culpa” continued

160. I love this parallel

161. I love my fav lightwoods

162. Alec is just not having a good day

163. I feel for Alec because all he wants to do is protect the people he cares about: magnus and Izzy. these are the most important people in his life and when he feels he fails Izzy, it makes him feel not that great of a brother. so the fact that Izzy didn’t tell him right away about the addiction, and that Raphael and now Sebastian saved Izzy, and not Alec himself- it makes him feel lousy. or that’s how I imagine Alec to feel. he’s been the big protector of everyone he cares about and those he doesn’t

164. I don’t know how true this is and it’s not my theory but someone pointed out that when Sebastian’s hand did this, it somehow mirrored when clary couldn’t use her rune. I doubt that’s why it didn’t work. I think her mind is just clogged knowing she likes Simon but prefers jace and doesn’t have any family left or so she thinks

165. poor Izzy doesn’t know what his deal is lmaooo

166. this is basically the beginning of clace 2.0 🤢

167. I mean, in fairness she did just get used to being siblings with Jace. I don’t care what anyone says, it’s still weird that they got together thinking they were siblings. (I feel like I forgot the Izzy one but I may not have but I can’t trust my brain)

funny jace saying this because I don’t think he processes anything. he just goes and does whatever the hell he wants next

168. “Magnus”: of all beings I could be, it’s this?

it’s actually ironic how much valentine is jealous of the downworld to the point he wants to take their power away and now he’s in a downworlders body and he’s like ew this whole thing is disgusting. bro pick a side already (possibly some homophobia but I could be overreaching. Valentine is in a bisexual body and he probably hates that too. he’s obviously racist but I don’t know if he’s homophobic too. but I’ve never seen him treat really anyone with respect) (only thing he respects is that fucking soul sword) (valentine, you wanted powers, now you got them for a while)

169. what I hate about the episode: I hate that Alec tells Magnus to stop him. I think they should’ve had Alec try to get to Magnus at all costs even if he was in pain. they show us how much Alec loves and admired Magnus but execute that shit as well.

I hate everything about clace and I think they should’ve stayed friends. I don’t buy their we are obsessed with each other love. Clary is insufferable but I think in a way (as others have pointed out) she’s not as insufferable as she is when she’s with Jace. they could’ve given clary some actual growth and tried to make her likable.

I hate that jace is the one to do anything because of course he needs to be the hero 🙄 I saw his golden eyes for one second and that was one second too much

170. what I love: Malec investigating together. it would have been nice to see them investigate more and spend more time together. it’s never enough for me. I like that when Alec helps “Magnus” up, he starts to notice Magnus isn’t acting right but he’s not putting it together yet.

I feel so sad when “Valentine” is like help me, that’s really Magnus. he’s going to be in so much pain and trauma

I like Maia and Simon making up but I don’t like how he treats her at times as if he’s better than her- all in the name of saving clary. you’re lucky that it was Maia and not another downworlder because they wouldn’t have spared her.

I’m probably forgetting something but my dumbass can’t quit blacking out but anyways this episode was a 8.5 on my rating. I fucking love azazel. he’s one of the best villains and i wish the show featured him more. his magic, his accent, I mean the man is hot. seeing Magnus go up against another powerful entity was fascinating to watch. the pentagram, (DAMN YOU HARRY BLOOPER BECAUSE IF MY MIND SAYS PENTAGON ONE MORE TIME LMAO) how it lights up dark red and Magnus’s magic gets darker the more he uses of it was also very interesting to witness

I want to like this storyline with Malec but so much could have been done for it. I hate that Alec just trusts jace when jace is the last person he should trust but here we go, up to episode WHY THE FUCK DID THEY DO THIS TO MALEC

so 170 was the number for this episode and had the most parts so far. the more content, the bigger the parts. that’s it for Malec is investigating azazel is in town and ew make jace fucking leave already discussion post. I’m going to do a little miniseries with Magnus and then will start the first part momentarily but probably later today 🥹

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Babeee I'm so SHOOK after dreading moonstruck 05!! 😳😳 Omg ok but let's start from the beginning. I'm happy that mc's gettin BOMB dick since she's seeing tae again... But I feel like he'd in wayyyy deeper than he leads her to believe. Kinda like when you're SO into someone but you don't wanna scare them away so you just say that casual is fine and secretly hoping that they catch feels as time goes on. And on the other hand!! I feel so bad for poor baby boy koo. Like at this point it's pretty

I’m gonna reply to sections at a time b/c I love you so much for noticing all the lil details. Ahdklfjdlkfdjlk. LOLOL. My thoughts will be in bullet points!

“getting BOMB dick” TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN. 😂 Tae is good at hiding his emotions irl, so I wanted to depict that a bit but obviously... you’re so right that he’s in way too deep. He is pining for her love. Lolol.

Clear that he's got feelings for her, but he big-time babie AND the whole complexity of the sire bone is probably still messing with his mind and heart. The part where she accidentally kicks jk's seat while cuddling with Tae and jk sees 🥺 but then she comforts him as they pass the well and he admits to himself that he misses her 🥺🥺 and ok, I'm sorry for doubting the professors HHAHA I trust them more now after they launched their whole operation the second they had a lead on H.O.P.E. 

🥺🥺🥺 That’s me while reading your commentary. MY HEART. JK is suffering, poor baby. Lol. THE DOUBT FOR THE PROFESSORS HAD ME ROLLING. You weren’t the only one who thought that, trust me. Hehehe. 

My FAVORITE part tho... Has to be that bathroom scene where she's talking jk down from essentially eating that human boy hahaha when she softly calls his name and it breaks through his bloodlust for a second. "You can fight it. Come back to me." I LOVE that she's not using the sire bond against him cus she BELIEVES IN HIM!! But then his bratty ass goes "Come back to you? You moved on already. I'll do whatever the hell I want."🙄 & the way she allows him to feed from her and the sensual way he does It!! 

Ahdklfdkjfsdlk YAY, I’m touched that small scene was your favorite part. WOW. 😭💕 Yeah, JK might’ve killed the poor human. RIP. YESSS, she believes in him so much, I love OC 🤧 And of course, JK is true to his bratty nature. He can’t help himself, can he? Ahdklfdjkld. 

"He slowly lowered his face into the crook of your neck, nuzzling his nose into your soft skin... You hear him take in a huge whiff, visibly shuddering afterwards... How long as it been since he's been this close to you?" this totally makes me feel like jk enjoyed holding and touching her as much as he enjoyed the actual feeding. And the way they get PHYSICAL afterwards had me sweating!!! I forget, but does feeding from another supernatural being have a special significance??

Me: If any normal person did that, they’d be such a creep... but this is hybrid JK so it’s all fine. LOOOOL. 

At this point, JK wants to claim her but he’s being such a BABY and won’t admit it!!! So he’ll take his breadcrumbs ahsdklfdjlkflk. 

And I did some research on the show’s wiki before writing that scene but there’s not really a special significance(?). I mean, there are some vampires who feed on other vampires because they were forced to for sustenance and then became addicted to only vampire blood. 

Otherwise it’s just a really intimate act. Pretty rare. 

The part where tae put in so much money and effort into winning the wolf plushie has me SO ENDEARED!! and the fact that jk also won it for her?! He's so sweet (but on the inside) haha I feel like jk refusing to give the plushie to her after hoseok says "you can still give it to her. She can have two." is a reflection of the position jk is in with Tae and mc... Like she can only choose ONE of them. You do SUCH a great job at crafting two competing suitors... It truly is hard to pick between them

Fun fact: I wrote that based on the time Taehyung won Hobi a flamingo plushie b/c he said he’s never seen one IRL. 🥺 ISN’T HE JUST THE SWEETEST???

YUP! You got it!!! I’m not really good at symbolism, so I just write obvious ones. Ahdklfdjsklf LOOL. Thank you for noticing at how I craft the boys! I want to make it hard! B/c that’s how I live my life as a TaeKook stan... I suffer daily. Lolol. 

At this point I'm team mc!! I just want her to be happy!! I feel like the ending is gonna be bittersweet.... Like no matter who she chooses... Someone is gonna get hurt 🥺 I feel like some questions have been cleared up only to make room for MORE questions!! That ending tho! Hoseok's family started H.O.P.E?! Why, are they avenging hobi?? What happened to him... Who turned him?? And why are they trying to kill jk?? Wait was it jk that put dawon in a coma? Such an action packed chapter!! 

Excited To see what happens next!! Sending all my love, I hope you are well!!! 💜💜

AWWWWW, it brings me so much joy to hear you’re on OC’s side! Not many people would say that, but honestly... she deserves the WORLD. And hmm... do I have it in me to make it bittersweet? I’m a SUCKER for happy endings, but for this fic... it’s honestly hard to say. I have an idea, but I think it’ll be more sweet than bitter. Maybe. Lol. 😅

Oh yeah, I opened the gates and let in a flood of more questions. Lmfaooo. 

Lemme give you a lil hint: Hobi was abandoned by his parents. So the “son” that was referred to... isn’t Hobi. It was someone else. 🤭

And it was OC who put Dawon in a coma! One time Namjoon even said, “Let’s not forget the number you did on that one girl. Maybe they came back to get even.”

That’s why OC is so shocked. She had hurt Hobi’s sister, so it would lead her to believe Hobi was trying to get even by pretending to be nice. Seems like he was working with his parents in a scheme, sadly. Part 6 will explain more.

I can’t thank you enough, you have my entire heart!!! TaeKook will have to share me with you! LMFAO. 🥰😘

And thank you, I hope you are well too! Stay safe and healthy!