#and she asked if we'd take her 😭🥺🥰

[softgothbabe]

I'M ADOPTING A KITTTYYYYYY 😭🖤

[bougainvillea-and-saltwater]

Hello, hii! 💖💖💖The drunken sailoress would like to know the answers for the following questions for the couple's ask!!

6. Who would ask the "would you love me if I were a worm?" question? How would their S/O answer?

8. Who is the big spoon? Little spoon?

11. Who is clingy?

22. What is something - either character - doesn't like about the other?

25. Do they have any pet names for one another?

33. Which one of them gives "that look" when they other is acting like a fool?

60. Are they willing to show PDA? If not, is there a reason?

62. How would outside characters describe their relationship?

74. Who's more likely to bail who out of jail? Would they give the other one shit for it?

85. Their S/O is tipsy. How do they handle it? (This is my favourite question hehehehhe)

97. How do they wake their S/O up? Is it difficult to rouse them?

Welcome, welcome! If the drunken sailor wants answers, then answers will be given! 💖💖💖

💕ask game💕

6. AH, THIS QUESTION WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. 😂

Look, you know Jia. You know her. She's an inquisitive little creature who likes dabbling with alchemy, eats the ingredients raw, just to see what they do, and has crafted a potion that instead of making her invisible, it made her clothes disappear. Of course she'd be the one who just goes, "Oh! That's a mushroom specimen I didn't know it existed... Let me just take a bite, just a tiny—", turns into a worm, and sends a message to Miraak to ask him if he'd love her that way. Miraak, who's familiar yet so done with her antics, simply answers: "Yes. What did you do."

8. Jia is relatively small in stature and even smaller next to Miraak—she's 165cm (thanks to her Imperial dad and the fact that she was born prematurely) and he's 203cm (Atmoran/Snow Elf heritage doesn't help when you don't want to end up like a giant). So, it can't really be otherwise: Jia is the little spoon, and Miraak is the big one! In the future, however, she'll spoon him herself, just for fun, and he likes it very much, it makes them both burst into laughter! Her feetsies don't even reach his ankles...🥺

11. OUGH, I found a Perfect Meme on Pinterest a few days ago regarding "clinginess", and it fits so much with those two!

yEAH, ANYWAY...

I'd say that they're both "clingy" to each other, in the sense that they feel "half" and "missing" when the other is not near... They won't openly admit it or create a fuss every time one is away from the other, or every time they just need their space alone, but they like it when the circumstances don't force them to stay apart for too long...🥰

22. This has been answered here! 👀

25. THANK YOU FOR THIS QUESTION, I LOVE IT! 🫂 😭

They have MANY pet names already, and the more time passes, the more they become creative with those (I HOPE I'M NOT FORGETTING SOMETHING HERE HELP—)

Jia calls Miraak "qostrun", which means 'thunderstorm' in Dovahzul, given his affinity for winter's magic, "iilahil", which means 'moonheart', because his face and hair are very pale (and also, Miraak's mother's sobriquet was 'Snowhart', so unconsciously Jia calls him with a similar nickname!), "lokzii" which means 'sky spirit' or what we'd call 'angel' in Christianity, given to how he looked like and what he did to revive her as a newborn, and both in the AU and in TPATD she'll end up calling him "Fen" or "Fenrir", which is his original birth name.

Miraak calls Jia "vahlokraan" in Dovahzul, and it can be read in two different ways: as vah and lokraan, 'spring-bird' or what we'd call 'swallow', and vahlok and raan, 'guardian animal' (the word raan seems to etymologically derive from rah, which means 'god' probably due to the Ancient Nords' animal totem worship, so it's more like 'guardian-god'). Miraak purposely means both senses! He also calls her "silsogaal", which means 'soul-gem' for Plot Significance™, "yolsil", 'fire-soul', "shulkun" and "shulselein", 'sunlight' and 'sun of [the] world' respectively, "silsesili", which means 'soul of my soul', and he will call her "Elettra" or "golsez" which means 'amber' in Dovahzul (just as the name Elettra does in Old Cyrodilic), by the end of the fic, where he claims her own birth name!

There is one more that I adore, but it's very spoiler-y, so I just gnaw my keyboard and wait...

33. I think the only look they'd give when the other starts acting like a fool is the look of approval! 😂 Both Miraak and Jia are very reserved and kind of formal, so letting go of that and acting a bit foolishly is always such a pleasant and unexpected occurrence—it means they're happy and free!

60. The truth is, they don't go too much PDA—Miraak is maybe more 'open' concerning displays of affection, with his expressions of love also exhibiting the true pride he feels for himself for being Jia's partner and his need to show it to the world. Jia is a bit more reserved than him in that aspect, so she'd show her affection when she had the privacy to do so—in her personal moments, she is very expressive in her love, though! Of course, if her counterpart is hurt or in danger or does something badass with his powers and turns her on? That's another topic...😇

62. Like worlds colliding into one, like one ray of light refracted by two mirrors, like ice and fire, but instead of the one element destroying the other, they actually fuel one another's power against every law, like an everlasting solar eclipse indicating that this impossible junction becomes possible for them. They look so much alike in everything they do, that those around them can really overlook how they differ physically and get confused, thinking they see the same person before them...👀

74. You know, this is a question that fits 100% the AU I'm preparing and less to TPATD-verse because Jia is a master thief and doesn't get easily caught while thieving, and Miraak, even though not vibing too well with the law, is too old and tired for getting himself into shenanigans. In the AU though, both Jia and Miraak are very likely to end up in jail together, and it is Jia who usually initiates the trouble, pulls poor Miraak with her, and they get into Situations... I imagine them being thrown into jail, Jia laughing her ass off and enjoying this, and Miraak chastising her for it, but damn would she ever listen to what he says...😂

85. They simply enjoy it, whether they're both tipsy or one of them! I mean, a flushed-faced, overly jolly, and free-of-inhibitions Jia or Miraak, where they do nothing but sing at the top of their lungs, use Throw Voice and mock people with it, switch languages mid-sentence and slur everything in the process, confess their most deep-seated feeling and then laugh it off and continue With Their Business, Miraak doing Dumb Shit with his frost magic (maybe building a palace and/or a snowman like Elsa from Frozen😂)—in fact, I'd love to see them both tipsy one day!

97. It isn't really difficult to rouse them, no! They're not usually heavy sleepers (and rarely need too much sleep, given their Dragonborn-ism), and I think this is understandable, especially for someone like Jia and Miraak who suffer from constant nightmares. They both like to wake up early in the morning—Jia has her routine of baking her pies and feeding her swallows, and Miraak loves to rouse before the sun dawns so that he can marvel at it peeping out the Throat of the World first things first before he goes along with his day...🥰

[andvys]

Okay, so I was asleep literally all day yesterday, so I'm catching up on all the ask replies and OMFG. My heart rate is going through the roof. (That could be the energy drink I had oops)

First off, holy crap Robin is the villain 😳 and she's going to spread lies. Please say it ain't so. (Not gonna lie. I kinda thought it would be Nancy for some reason) Please say Robin will definitely get a talking to and apologize to Blondie and become bffs. Please

"oh they will both suffer but only one of them will be told those lies"

So what lies are we talking about? Is she going to tell steve some made up bull about seeing blondie with another guy? Please say it's nothing harmful to either steve or blondie right?🥺

'the softest villain to ever exist until she gets extra mad"

Mad? Extra mad? Mad at what Andy?

"okaaay but I'm totally ready for steve to be fucking pissed at robin after that, because I just know that she's gonna cause some problems now."

Same anon, and I'm freaking terrified

""Will Robin be the one groveling when she takes things too far?"

"nope""

Nope? 😤 she better be groveling i-

"I luvvv robin don't get me wrong but I may have to square up with her"

Same anon

""I get wanting to protect your best friend, but damn won't blondie feel betrayed by someone she thought was a friend when she learns about Robin's lies?"

"definitely""

Noooo I'm not ready for that heartbeat 😭

Also can't wait for Max, Eddie & Lucas to defend blondie against the whole "incapable of love" thing i just know they're gonna go off🙃

"it's gonna be so nice when robin finds out about her feelings and when Eddie finds out about Steve's feelings 🤭"

Eddie & Robin be like

""We've read them screwing but I can't wait for blondie and steve to make loveeeeee❤️❤️"

"you will love the next chapter then 🥰""

Andy the anticipation I'm feeling for the next chapter has sky rocketed!!!

""Who will find out blondie's true feelings first, Steve or Robin?"

"what if they find out at the same time? 🫢""

Girl I-

"do you wanna see more of her being all sweet and clingy with him?🤭🤭"

Yes👏🏻 the 👏🏻 heck 👏🏻 we 👏🏻 do👏🏻 (please and thank u🫣)

"YEAH Nancy would talk some sense into Robin if she knew about the whole thing and she'd defend blondie!!!"

Oh thank God I never doubted you Nance (literally thought she would be the villain but 🤫)

"I kinda wanna reveal something about dwoht but I don't wanna spoil but I'm so gidddyyyyyy"

Do it!

"Blondie's sister knows. Eddie knows. Robin knows.

And someone else knows too"

It's Lucas it has to be everything he hints to is a little to on point.

Anons ask saying how everyone supports except Robin is so hilarious to me because I can totally see Argyle bring out a "celebratory" blunt out😭

"someone tell me what it's like to be in love cause I genuinely don't even know what it's like to crush on people I know irl"

Same girl same

""I wonder when max find out if she hasn't already to some extent. I can imagine though that when she does she would give Steve a good talking to about not breaking her "big sister's" heart or he will have her to answer to."

" oh she would definitely have a talk with Steve about it 🤭""

Nail bat and all 💅🏻

"Steve HAS to defend his girl at some point!!!"

He better 😤

"Steve is gonna be so emotional when he finds out the truth"

"Also, Robin won't tell Steve any lies👀"

Andy wha- so is she going to tell blondie lies I-

That's all my heart can take right now, but I'm so really to read the rest of dwoht🫶🏻

PLEASE ALL THESE REACTIONS HAD ME GIGGLING 😭😂

Eddie and Robin will actually be that shocked pikachu meme

you think Lucas knows huh? everyone else thinks its him too 🤭

and Max threatening Steve with his own bat? we'd love to see that

I'm so happy you're enjoying this story so much 🥰

[supernovaodessa]

Hi! Hope you’re having a good day or evening.

🐶 - Do you have any pets?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

🛩 - If travelling was free, where’s the first place you’d go?

Hi, babes!

First off, oh my fucking god I miss you 🥺🖤 Life has been so crazy and I haven't been able to be active on Tumblr much, but when ever I come across something Oscar Isaac or Pedro Pascal related I think of you 🥰 Did you see Pedro at the Met Gala?! Just in case you didn't, here he is 😅

Look at that leggy! He's giving Angelina Jolie vibes and I'm dying.

ANYWAYS 🙈 Sorry for digressing.

I do have a pet 🥰 Her name is Phoebe. Her adoption day is actually coming up on May 14th 🥹 This will be my 9th year with her and she turns 10 in August. All she wants is cuddles and for you to pet her tummy as she gives you lovey eyes. Her favorite activities include second breakfast and second dinner. And she LOVES olives. Fucking loves them. I always ask her "how come your feetsies so little and how do they support that biiiiig body?" 🥹😭

(I also care for a little squirrel in my backyard that I've seen for years. His name is Gus Gus and he is the runt of his family. Can't hide a nut or a piece of apple to save his life, but that's why I love him. May be a bit dim, but he thanks me by legit planting random seeds in my garden every year and a new flower blooms. Last year it was sun flowers.

I love animals more than people, so I don't know if I could pick just one?! I love cats. So much. I will always have a kitteh in my life. But I also love deer and elephants. I love how they're a matriarchal society, how they form bonds and take care of their young. As well as their ability to retain memories.

If travelling were free, I'd get my ass over to Spain to pick up someone who means a lot to me. Then I'd take us anywhere in the world, like Norway, where we could rent one of those igloos and see the Northern Lights. Like this:

Sending you all the love in the world, my gorgeous friend. I hope with all my heart that life is treating you kindly. If I had my way, we'd get together when ever we want. Drink copious glasses of wine, eat the most delicious snacks and talk into the early hours of the morning 🖤🖤🖤🖤

[reidsaurora]

POV: Your Instagram If You Were Dating Spencer Reid (part three)

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yn.yln just a snacc eating a snack

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emprentiss PLS THE WAY YOU CROPPED ME OUT OF IT

↳ yn.yln shhh that was a secret

bbygirlpg looks delish! have fun, you two! 💖

↳ emprentiss ahem, i was there too 🙄

↳ bbygirlpg @/emprentiss sorry... *you THREE

jenjareau looks yummy!! 😋

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yn.yln alexa, play drivers license by olivia rodrigo

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reiditandweep i'll have you know i've had my driver's license wayyyy longer than since last week

↳ bbygirlpg @/yn.yln you've taught him well

↳ yn.yln @/bbygirlpg it's his fav song on the album 💀

↳ kcallahan @/yn.yln Spencer and Meg would get along, it's her favorite too 🤣

morgan.derek y'all watch out! i hear deaths caused by traffic accidents are increasing

↳ yn.yln you say that like you haven't committed vehicular manslaughter

↳ morgan.derek @/yn.yln ... it was one time and it's not my fault that turtle was in the middle of the road

↳ bbygirlpg @/morgan.derek @/yn.yln derek "chocolate thunder" morgan, i can't believe you killed a turtle

missgreenaway the la croix 🥴

↳ yn.yln i know 🤢

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yn.yln hire us for all your entertainment and/or babysitting needs

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jenjareau Michael's face looks like he's never heard a worse singer than Spence

↳ yn.yln that is true, poor guy can't carry a tune in a bucket 🥲

↳ reiditandweep @/yn.yln that's not what you said when you asked me to serenade you a couple days ago

↳ yn.yln @/reiditandweep ... no comment

thesimmonsfam me and Kristy were thinking about going out for a date night this weekend! we might take you up on that offer!

↳ yn.yln we'd be happy to entertain and/or babysit your children 🤗

↳ reiditandweep @/yn.yln (1) why are you turning this into a full-on business? (2) why are you roping me into it?

↳ yn.yln @/reiditandweep (1) gotta get the bag. (2) bc you're a great business partner 🥰🥺

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yn.yln finally, a motel for him and his big ass clown feet

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reiditandweep i'm gonna get a divorce if you don't stop bullying me 😭

↳ yn.yln good thing we're not married 🤪

bbygirlpg so... is anyone else curious now that she's talked about how big his feet are...

↳ yn.yln LMFAO pen, that was just you, babes

↳ yn.yln but yk 👀

morgan.derek skinny boy in skinny jeans... something i thought i'd never see

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yn.yln legs 4 dayz 🦵🏻

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missgreenaway as i said, 80% legs

bbygirlpg purple is his color!! 💜

↳ reiditandweep awww, thanks, Pen! 😊

dralexblake beautiful picture, you guys! have fun!

↳ yn.yln it's at a local botanical gardens! you and James would love it 🥰

↳ dralexblake we should go on a double date soon!

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yn.yln spemifer? prentijeid?

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doclewis ok where is the quality 💀

↳ yn.yln shhh, i had to use Spencer's phone bc i left mine at the office 🥴

jenjareau jeidiss?

↳ emprentiss jemispence

aaronhotch so this is what you do on your lunch break 🤔

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yn.yln dreaming about that baby (puppy) he's inevitably going to give me

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reiditandweep STOP

↳ yn.yln not until you give me a baby (puppy)

thedavidrossi so that's where my plane pillow went

morgan.derek ceo of cropping ppl out 🙄✋🏽

↳ emprentiss she's a bully tbh

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yn.yln old mcreid had a farm

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dralexblake and on his farm, he had a sir arthur conan doyle 🤣

↳ yn.yln you know what he doesn't have on his farm... a baby (puppy)

lukealvez lookin stylish bro! 😂

kcallahan the way y'all just took pics on my back porch and didn't credit me smh

↳ yn.yln location by @/kcallahan !!

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yn.yln sexy man doing sexy things at his sexy job

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jenjareau damn, even i'm not exempt from being cropped out 😪

↳ emprentiss no one is safe 😭✋🏻

↳ morgan.derek it's true, @/yn.yln is a bully

missgreenaway the caption, i'm 💀

aaronhotch i thought i told you not to use your phone at work

↳ yn.yln says the one who was playing F&CKIN CANDY CRUSH in his office when he was supposed to be doing paperwork

↳ thedavidrossi @/aaronhotch @/yn.yln bro she called you out

↳ lukealvez dying over the fact that Rossi just said bro

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yn.yln GUYS THIS ISNT A DRILL!!! He finally gave me a baby (puppy) 😭 Everyone, meet Minerva, named after the Roman goddess of wisdom!! We've only had for a day and she's already showing how smart she is! We can't wait to watch you grow, Minnie!

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bbygirlpg OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

↳ yn.yln OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG INDEED

↳ reiditandweep pretty sure that was her response when i sent her this picture

aaronhotch just showed this picture to Jack, he's now demanding that Minerva and Fiona (Jessica's dog) have a playdate

↳ yn.yln THEY'RE GONNA BE BESTIES 😭

doclewis what a cutie! i know Spencer's gonna spoil her almost as much as he spoils you!

lukealvez Roxy's gonna love her! she's been super maternal these days so she'll probably treat her like her own puppy 😅

↳ yn.yln SHUT THE FORK UP, THAT'S SO SWEET 😭🥺

thedavidrossi look at that! the kid now has his own kid! 😂 she's adorable though!

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five times you pull tiktok pranks on him, and one time he pulls one on you , jesperi kotkaniemi

note, this is dedicated to @quietblues because you're amazing cam, and i love you. i also had to include a little nod to "red (taylor's version). the trend where someone's asking to breakup with their partner so they can experience red in full. i love taylor swift. that's all. pair, jesperi kotkaniemi x reader summary, five times you pull tiktok pranks on him, and one time he pulls one on you, or all the times y/n pulls tiktok pranks jesperi. warnings, none word count, 1479 words

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The one thing everyone knew about your boyfriend, Jesperi, was that he was extremely goofy. He was a silly person, which was why it was it was so easy to pull all kinds of pranks on him.

He, of course, got you back with pranks of his own, many he didn't post, but pranks you both enjoyed.

-

one, "the salt prank"

You set the camera up and poured salt onto the spoon. You gathered some soup on the spoon, making sure the salt was covered up by the soup.

"Hey, KK?" You asked.

"What?" He asked.

"Can you come taste my soup?" You asked.

You heard his footsteps and saw him walk into the kitchen, holding your dog in his arms. He took the spoon and gulped it down.

You watched his face, and watched as he winced at the salty taste, “Wow…” He swallowed and coughed, “It’s, uh, it’s a lot of salt.”

“Really? So, it’s good?”

“Yeah, baby, it’s good.” He nodded.

That was one thing about Jesperi, he would do whatever he could to make sure you were smiling and happy.

“Okay, stop lying.” You laughed.

He quickly set your dog, Luna, down and grabbed a glass, quickly filling it with water and gulping it down, “Oh, thank God. That was really salty.”

You laughed, pointing to your phone that was sitting up and still recording. He rolled his eyes and picked Lulu back up, “Come on, Lulu. Mom’s being a bully.”

canesfan awe that’s so cute!!

user935294 he lied to protect her feelings 🥺😭

jesperisbiggesfan they’re so cute 🥰

-

two, "oil change"

"So, I got my oil changed, you know?"

"Yeah." Jesperi nodded, running his hand along Lulu's head.

"I think you'll be really proud of me." You told him with a smile, taking a sip of your drink.

"Oh yeah?" He asked with a bright smile, looking up from his phone.

"Well, they said I got a good deal."

"What was the "good deal"?" He asked.

"Well, I only got it for $400..." He dropped his phone and looked over at you, his jaw slack.

"$400?" He asked.

"Yeah." You nodded.

"Four-hundred-Y/N." He rubbed his forehead.

"Yeah? They told me it was a good deal." You shrugged.

"A good deal? Baby, they robbed you. Where'd you go?" He picked his phone back up, ready to call.

"It was just down the street." You answered.

"Down the street? At Tires Expo? They don't even do oil changes."

"The guy there told me it was a good deal." You shrugged.

"You were scammed." He began searching for the number.

You laughed, shaking your head. He looked up at you confused. You only pointed over to your phone. He shook his head, playfully rolling his eyes.

"So, you didn't get a $400 oil change?"

user39572 lmaoo kk was ready to beat up the tires expo guy 😂😂

caniacfan2037 you can tell he's so proud of her

svechaho i love them so much

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three, "selling the dog"

Jesperi was in the driver's seat in the Starbucks drive-thru, "So, I got a DM from this guy on Instagram..."

"What about?" Jesperi asked, glancing over at you before looking back at the road.

"They saw Lulu on Instagram, and offered to buy her for 10k." You told him.

Jesperi nodded along, looking lost and confused, "Okay? And?"

"And I told him we'd think about it."

"Think about what? Selling our dog? She's like our kid. You really thinking of selling our kid?" He asked.

"Well, 10k is a lot of money." You noted.

"Yeah, but we don't need money, babe. We have money, we have more than enough. We don't need more." He told you, getting defensive and serious.

"But-"

"No, we are not selling Lulu." Jesperi shook his head.

"I'm kidding." You finally admitted. He looked over at you confused, "I think I'd rather sell myself for 10k than sell Lulu."

"I might sell you for 10k." He joked, "I think I've lost 10 years off my life." You both shared a laugh.

user205720 jesperi "dog dad" kotkaniemi

y/nxjesperinumber1fan she really said "i think i'd rather sell myself for 10k than sell lulu"

sepecanes89475 they're parents 😭 lulu's so lucky

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four, "surprising at his location him via facetime"

Jesperi was away for a string of away games, so you decided, with the help of a few his teammates, to surprise him. The tough part was every morning, you and Jesperi FaceTimed.

So, as a way to hide the surprise, you found a blank wall in the airport that looked like someplace in your house and answered the call.

"Okay, well I love you." He told you.

"I love you, too." You smiled, blowing him a kiss. He blew you one back, then you both hung up. After your call ended, you waited patiently for your flight to Dallas to board.

After a few hours, you were finally in Dallas. Teuvo was at baggage claim to meet you, "Hi." You smiled, rushing over to hug him.

"How was your flight?" He asked.

"Not too bad. Really excited to see his face." You laughed.

"All right, well he hasn't suspected a thing."

Teuvo and you drove back to the hotel, discussing your plan. Once you were in front of the hotel, you called Jesperi. He answered almost immediately, a smile on his face, "Hey, what's up?"

"Nothing much. Just wanted to see how you were doing." You shrugged.

"I'm good. How are you?" He asked.

"I'm good, just out for a walk." You turned around, making sure to get the hotel in the camera's view.

Jesperi noticed, and did a double-take, "Wait..." He stopped, examining the screen, before dropping the phone and running to get his shoes on.

It only took him a few minutes to run out and greet you, "Oh, my God." He shouted, running over and picking you up, spinning you around, "What're you doing here? Not that I'm not happy you're here."

"I wanted to surprise you." You shrugged.

"Oh," He pulled you back in for a hug, "I'm so happy you're here."

"I can't take all the credit. Turbo helped out a lot." You admitted.

"I'll be sure to thank him later, but for now, I'm gonna just enjoy you being here." He smiled, leaning down and kissing you.

user29375 wait, turbo and kk bromance starting?

ynfan065 they're so cute 😭

hurricanesfan78 the way he ran to her. i'm dead 💀

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five, "red (taylor's version)

You were a Swiftie through and through, so when Red dropped, you almost lost your mind. Jesperi was in the living room, watching a game, "KK?" You asked.

"What's up?" Both him and Lulu looked up at you.

"I think we need to break up."

Jesperi was up and on his feet. Lulu was barking and yipping at your feet as if she understood what was happening, "What? Why? Did I do something wrong? What's going on?" Jesperi was clearly losing his mind.

"No, no, it's just--Taylor Swift announced the release of Red (Taylor's Version), and I want to experience it in full, so I think we need to break up so I can do so." You explained.

Jesperi let out a sigh in relief, "Again?"

"Yes, again." You nodded.

He let out a groan, "Fine, Y/N, we're breaking up. I'm gonna stay at Turbo's house."

"Wait, what? No, I was thinking you could sleep in the guest room and we can make up in the morning and be happy again." Jesperi was already halfway to the door, "Wait, J, I was kidding." You hollered after him.

"I'm taking Lulu." He hollered back.

"What? No." You pouted.

tsversionfan1989 i think y/n is all of us in relationships

caniac3000 what do he mean again? 😭

canesfan she did this during sour 😂

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plus one, "stop walking and see how long it takes for the other to notice"

Saturdays were reserved for errands, so you did grocery shopping, cleaning, and everything else on Saturdays. You and Jesperi were in the parking lot of the grocery store.

Jesperi decided to get you back for all the times you pranked him. He began filming. You were walking ahead of him, so he stopped.

You almost made it to the door when you finally noticed he wasn't following. You turned around and saw him laughing over by the car.

"What the hell?" You shouted.

"Gotcha!" He shouted back, still recording and laughing. He jogged over to you.

"What're you doing?"

"Well, I got you back." He shrugged.

"I'm gonna walk into the store and pretend I don't know you." You told him.

"I'm kidding. I love you." He told you, pressing a kiss to your cheek.

"Love you, too." You wrapped your arms around his neck.

y/nandjesperifan he's finally getting her back.

user2957 if they ever break up, love doesn't exist.

necas88 the pout when she turned around

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