#and seems to see kuro as more 'human' than mickbell does

[escapistcatontheinternet]

woah why r ppl lobbing death threats at my boyfriend kabru in the notes of my dungeon meshi post... just bc he is fantasy racist...

[malewifesband]

good point about genuine interest. i guess depending on the person they even might just find it fun to discuss and not be bothered at all that laios asks so many stupid questions

it seems to me that orc marital structure is such that a person does not take the status of a more powerful partner. laios, as someone who is outside the orc hierarchy, could not confer special status to an orc she weds, though itd be a great honor to be her consort and could not be given to anyone lightly

because however zon is already wed and must act as chief, i dont think he could marry laios. the politics of it are incompatible. she would outrank all his current wives and ordinarily, were she in the orc hierarchy, she would be taking him as consort and he would have to divorce all his wives to reconcile that with orc hierarchy. but maybe he has a brother or a cousin of high status who could be consort. maybe he could gift the honor to another tribe to soothe relations elsewhere

mickbell has to be in the room at all times including if and when they fuck. he doesnt even wanna see but if he doesnt have eyes on kuro/yodan/the royal consort hes going to start an international incident. kuro would feel so fucking guilty about this tho like he really cant turn down this honor but he cant leave mick alone either so. the feeling in the room would be that of someone with a really pissed off cat trying to have sex while the cats just growling in the doorway

poor kabru. this situation is truly impossible. he really couldnt compete with a wolfman for laios' attention like. laios loves him independently of the fact hes sexually attractive and is attracted to him in a more sensual way, focusing on the way he feels and how he touches her and the experience--but if were talking raw animal attraction, laios is jumping on the furry. shed find the blend between canine and human features so beautiful and fascinating would want to find out if kobolds retain any dog social behaviors bc miss autism understands them far better than human social behaviors. personally i am undecided how much dog social behavior kobolds practice bc i dont want to make them too animal but they do growl and scent things already so i kinda just wanna go nuts. but picture laios like trying to lick kuros mouth to show shes being submissive and she likes him

but yeah kuro is absolutely the safe option to kabru like he trusts kuro enough to understand how he feels about all this and its certainly the devil he knows. i dont think kabru could walk laios thru kobold sex tho. i dont think hes ever thought about that and to be honest with you i think hed much rather not know. which is too bad bc laios is absolutely going to recount to him in breathless detail every second of intimacy she just had in yodans chambers bc shes too excited about it to contain it. when kabru met kuro, he never pictured he would ever have to consider him as a sexual being. and now he is hearing a lot about that subject while their shared lover has her arms around his shoulders on his couch

with me going hard on tfem laios, i think shed be a lot more comfortable with having kids if shes the one bearing them (which i have no doubts is possible in this world, it would just likely take some form of ancient magic and a lot of experimentation, assuming it hasnt been done before. i believe marcille could do it if she could regrow falin from scratch). i think being the mother instead would break some of that traumatic association laios has with becoming his father, and while her relationship with her mother is poor, its not nearly as bad as with her father. i dont think shed be eager to name an heir, but i think the idea of having kids would be less hard to consider

a more matriarchal monarchy would be respected by the elves, and i dont think they would expect a titled queen (as opposed to a queen-consort) to marry as the heir is obviously legitimate if she bore it and there are witnesses

however from a political angle i would love love love to arrange a marriage between the nakamoto clan of the island of wa and the woman-king of melini to cement a trade agreement which will increase the nakamotos position at home and abroad

plays very nicely with my thought that toshiros dad would be extremely impressed that he befriended a king and would want him to go establish a branch family in a new nation with rare resources. what better way to do that than to marry off your permanently single son to a queen? she can bear kids right? alright, thats all papa nakamoto needed to hear. go make some royal babies son

its extremely romcom but maybe this should be funny a bit. maybe i am having a lot of fun with this. and i bet you laios still doesnt fucking know toshiros clan name so shes going to hear who shes marrying and all thats going thru her head is "oh shuros from that island" so toshiro her new fiance is going to arrive and shes gonna be like "^^ yayyyy shuro i didnt know you knew my new husband, are you gonna introduce us?"

and toshiro, who has been dreading this for months, now has to figure out how to break it to her thats him. hes the husband. please dont make this weird laios