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crumblingspine · 1 year ago

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I typed all this in the tags so sorry for the novel I wrote lol.

No, pineapple pizza isn’t on here. It gets too much publicity and I’m bored of it. Pick one of the other ones. (If it’s more than one thing or something else feel free to put in tags)

#black licorice #I'm tired of the bad rap i fucking love it #just licorice in general tbh #mmmm i love licorice and I'll box anyone who shames me for it #also cottage cheese apparently???#didn't know that was controversial but ok i guess #and one time somebody shamed me for enjoying cornbread but i don't count that because they're a freak #oh! oh! oh! last thing!#dr pepper #i fucking love dr pepper #and people hate me for it #they silence me #but i don't care I'll scream it from the rooftops #I've drank so much dr pepper i might as well have a PhD #i probably shouldn't drink it because i have a caffeine intolerance #but i don't even care that shit is scrumptious #i wish there was a caffeine-free version of my favorite sodas #then i would be much more happy #but alas. i live in pain and tragedy #yet another way modern society has failed me #picking me up and throwing me down #shaming my very being into a hole #denying my existence #stripping my rights #and caffeinating my sodas #but yeah no1 is black licorice because that's the most controversial thing here #basically a write-in answer because there simply is not enough room on the poll #ahh the failures of modern society

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