#and omg you'll love the Cod lore its so cool

[hunterbunter3000]

Your post about the double Soap action got my horny neuron activated in my brain 💀 Here is my brain rot about Captain Soap (I’m fairly new to the fandom so I’m sorry if this is inaccurate, I’m still learning the lore and story both COD MW2 games)

Captain Soap gives me Dilf energy like Price ✨. But Captain Soap is the know he’s a Dilf and uses his rizz dangerously well type 👀

That man calls you with a cocky grin a Bonnie lass or lad in his (new) Scottish accent, a large hand dangerously on the lower back 👀 he’s a sexy menace to society 😤

Sgt Soap is out here trying to be the best friend to lover trope while Captain Soap is like “don’t want to be your friend, I want to be your husband” ✨

IM SHAKING SO VIOLENTLY RN

And don't apologize for not knowing the CoD lore! You're totally fine, and welcome to the fandom!!

But GOOOODDDDDD DAMMIT if you ain't telling the truth about Cap Mactavish being a dilf with no kids-- I mean have you SEEN HIS FACE?? AUGH and he would so lean down to hear you better and cock his head- THAT BITCH UGH

He would definitely make you go feral with the small touches he makes everywhere on your body throughout the day. And then you become so needy and he just chuckles. "My hen is so needy today. I wonder why" HMMMMM I WONDER WHY TOO MACTAVISH

And Soap- omg

As you said the best friends to lovers trope is HIM

He would be so soft and patient. Making my heart flutter fr fr

Mactavish would so push him in a locker and just Rizzoli you up until you say yes to the ring 💍