#and ofc now i'm all paranoid bc idk if i'll see it again

[thatdeadaquarius]

Okay so-- i was reading some sagau posts and came across this one where the reader was an army vet and my brain just Did Its Thing--

So now I'm here to inflict this on to you--

Would guns be considered as catalysts. And would they only do Phys Damage.

Me reading this ask:

😶 😐 🤨 🧐 🧐 😰 🥲 😭😭😭 💀

STOP YOU'VE INFLICTED ME WITH PSYCHOLOGICAL DMG FROM THIS ASK 😭

(Also srry took so long to respond, when i didnt realize how short this was/was just sitting over here 😓)

^ For the sake of gun imagery being a lot/maybe staff might hate me for it,

we'll put this gay shit instead (i almost mispelled to "gay shot" lmao)

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Sun: Army Veteran Reader, Gender neutral Reader (you/they/them)

Orbit: SHORT Headcanons

Stars: everybody bc i think itd be funny

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: gun stuff, mild violence, mild cursing & Trigger Warnings: Gun fun everywhere

THIS ASK HAS ME GIGGLING TO MYSELF LIKE A MANIAC

You're out here having a whole gun they let you take for off-base

And u ofc have a license so u can conceal carry

(idk how non-american gun laws work, but tbh ours are so fucked idk how they work here either, just that an army guy i knew once could have his gun when he got back home)

And ofc ur just paranoid enough (more like it just makes u feel safe)

That when u get yoinked into a portal to a silly little brightly colored gacha game fantasy world, the gun comes with 💀

Id like to add in my silly little "ur in a video game, so video game rules" AU version of genshin so:

The only other gun (ish) wielder (Mika) has unlimited bolts

Sooo I'd think your gun would be the same jfc lol

NO BC YOUD SCARE THE ACTUAL SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE IN UR VICINITY IN A BATTLE

BC GUNSHOTS ARE A DIFFERENT TYPE OF LOUD

When u first stumble into abyss monsters/hostile creatures of the realm, u nearly scare off a Lawlachurl bc every shot's like thunder to these bitches😭

So not only the monsters but the vision holders think u fucking summoned lightning

OMG THE BULLETS ARE SO FAST THEYD PROBABLY NOT SEE IT

ESP BC DISTRACTED BY GUNSHOT LOUDNESS

SO U AIM THIS LITTLE BLACK CROSSBOW (???) AND THINGS JUST DIE (OR GET RIDDLED WITH HOLES) WITH NO CLEAR ARROW STICKING OUT

STOPP- you're becoming a witchy god or smth to all of Teyvat bc it just looks like hella high level magic atp to them LMAOOO

Rumors of you get out of hand and say u just point or snap ur fingers and things get wounded/just die on the spot 💀

Oh another difference between Teyvatians seeing ur gun vs. crossbow (what they know)

Is that guns are wayyyy more destructive

Like an arrow would get shot but it'd bounce off of things like rock or wood or metal, maybe dent a little depending on how close

But a bullet goes thru that shit so easy, and leaves a whole little explosion behind, once again depending on range

(I once saw a Mythbusters episode? of them proving bullets would definitely go thru car doors, like movies lied to u, this is why drive-bys acc work like for gangs)

Lmao, the image of you in like full armor with a Teyvat made automatic gun after showing it to blacksmiths

Makes u just more convincing as a god, esp bc military training

(Ppl like Gorou and Kokomi begging for military tactics/training ur world has done)

...

....Ok.

I'll address it.

But only so u dont think im stupid later.

Yes, the Fatui have guns.

No, this not the same as having a glock LMAO

End of story.

(Also, urs runs on bullets, whereas the Fatui rely on magic/delusions to power theirs, plus they dont seem as fast or destructive as urs, more "explosions aimed at you" than real bullets)

Which,,, u leave the managing of ppl copying ur gun to ppl like the Qixing or smth, but make sure to give them advice on good gun laws if teyvat accidentally revolutionizes bc of ur advanced gun that anybody can wield (non-vision users)

Thats the best ive got abt that

Oh, also enjoy being praised as a War god now.

:)

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... dammit i had smth i was gonna tell u guys-

Uh what tf was it, it was important

OH

Next post is the Eldritch God Oneshot! Look out for it :) !!

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Safe Travels Kid,

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[ouroboobos]

Idk how to go about tagging this so tw for descriptions of potentially delusional(?)/paranoid thoughts I'm just ranting abt something that I'm stressed about. Mostly related to cars/aliens/religious stuff but ask to tag

Reblogs OFF but I spent years terrified of cars because I thought they (the cars not the drivers) were following me and judging me and reading/recording all of my thoughts. Which ik sounds really funny and nonsensical, and it is, but it actually made me extremely paranoid and impacted my life. And this was mostly something I had trouble with in my childhood/preteen years but it's been happening again all of a sudden and it's making me nervous. Not as intensely as is used to effect me but the thought has definitely been popping up sporadically.

There are a few other things, like thinking that I'm seeing prophecies, which is one I've struggled with literally my entire life. Which ik isn't that bizarre on its own, lots of people are superstitious, but its not really like that. Like I'll see a lake and think it's a sign that my brother is going to drown, or I'll think a word like "invasion" or "hurt" and believe that thinking those words will cause someone to break into my apartment and kill me.

I seriously can't afford to have another breakdown but I've noticed these patterns tend to get worse right before my other symptoms get really severe. Like the last time I was super suicidal and nonfunctional I believed that God was communicating end-of-world prophecies to me and that aliens were going to abduct me. Which is another thing I've been paranoid about again bcs of course it is. Like I live in an apartment complex so ofc there are lights from streetlamps and cars and stuff, and lately I've been thinking that it's aliens trying to lure my attention so that can get me 😐.

Also been having an overall worse mood/outlook but couples with random bouts of high energy/positivity, but in a "I should walk out of my job right now in the middle of my shift because nothing matters" kind of way, which I think might be related.

Anyway I really do not want to have a breakdown and fail out of school again so if anyone reads this and has any advice or input I will try literally anything lmfao. I'm diagnosed w depression and cptsd but I've never been treated for anything related to delusions/paranoia so I'm not positive thats whats going on or what to do abt any of it. I tried to tell my mom abt some of these thoughts when I was like 13 and she thought I was just trying to get attention so I've never talked to a professional abt it