#and of course the toxic emotional distancing and inability to function when mom's not in town but in my fantasy she gets better about it.
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rose lalonde as a mom would be a dad. no i am not going to elaborate
#homestuck#bottlehawk text#rose lalonde#no i am anyways.#she drives with her wife and ten kids and insists she knows a shortcut and ends up getting them lost in backwoods country.#she knows everything and how to do everything and her kids end up calling her at 30 to come replace the window screens in the house#when they go to a restaurant she silently slides her card to the waiter and tells them to put it all on it and also to tip themselves 20%.#says no to every pet her kids ask for yet ends up being the one to get the most attached to them.#sleeps and snores like a bear and gets extremely embarrassed about it#reveals the craziest lore about herself to her kids when they're grown up after christmas dinner in the most casual way#and of course the toxic emotional distancing and inability to function when mom's not in town but in my fantasy she gets better about it.
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