#and nothing rispa says will convince me they aren't distant cousins

[vashti-lives]

some of my favorite quick beings headcanons 

ian and alice are cousins on ian’s dryad/nature spirit side. alice is fully aware. no she is not going to tell ian.

when dìzhèn built her mansion she built the grand staircase with dragon proportions in mind-- bertie is WILDLY jealous of this. he is mostly of an age where he does not covet other dragon’s hordes-- his is the best and his boy is the best and his life is the best BUT!!!! he will yearn for this staircase in his secret heart until his dying day. if he told arthur about it arthur would arrange something but he won’t. he’s so dumb and precious about it.

arthur and bertie’s youngest child is named katie jr after her aunt kate.

ian and bernard are the ross and pheobe of their friend group which is to say they are not friends and don’t hang out when they’re not all hanging out in a group. (apologies to both of them neither of them is the ross they just don’t have personalities that mesh and also a tiny bit irrational about each other tbh.)

martin calls joe’s mom mrs. andres because while she was getting her nursing degree she was a paraprofessional at his school when he was a kid. 

MISHI/TABITHA FOREVER. MY ULTIMATE CRACKSHIP THAT I TAKE VERY SERIOUSLY.

tabitha was not allowed to watch very much tv as a kid and as a result basically never watched any anime not even the super american accessible stuff. when she first gets a crush on mishi she sees her wearing a revolutionary girl utena tshirt and pirates the whole thing (feeling VERY guilty) and binges it over a weekend in an effort to give her more stuff to talk about. it uh. deeply confuses her and mildly traumatizes her and mishi is just like holy shit this is a bad starter anime jfc. tabitha never gets into anime. but it does get them talking???

i was going to be like oh i have a lot of tabitha headcanons BUT OBVIOUSLY because she is not a real character david just mentions her like once and then i made her up from whole cloth lolololol.

but anyway i have a lot of tabitha feelings for some reason.

she had like 8 million extra circulars as a kid and as a result does not know how to relax on her own terms.

the whole david/flor situation was explosive enough to have long term social effects that trickled down to her, leaving her without a lot of friends in high school a thing which she will never ever tell david.

she goes abroad for a year which is honestly a lot closer to what going to college is like for most kids because it turns out when your brother is a handsome adjunct professor at your school who’s good friends with all the beings on campus and you’re very small and shiny your college experience is different from most people’s.