#and not tear out each other's throat to escape some terrorist gas

[shadow0-1]

Modern 2fare beta got my cod brain rot back into full gear and I can't stop thinking about Golem being an announcer, which most likely means he survived the canon events of warzone but where's Krueger? :^')

[imnotwolverine]

A Devil’s Duet - Part 2

August Walker x OC Anna

Author’s note: Readers or not, I’m just going ahead with this -- Tumblr are you eating my posts again?! What’s happening? :( 

Word count: 1.527

Warnings: unprotected smutty smut, stalking, strong language, references to graphic deaths

< Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 >

.AIR

“I flew up high, but the sun burned too hot. Too strong. And now my wings are but memories as I drift in an endless ocean.”

--

.AIR - I miss you

‘For international calls, please press *beep beep beep* [..] Cannot answer your call right now. Please leave a message after the..’

Sighing quietly Anna looked out through the frozen glass of the phone booth, dark silhouettes passing by in the gloomy New York night. 

*beeeep* Sounded the shrill phone line. 

'Mama, you’re not answering my phone calls,’ She hesitated. ‘I miss you and I’ll try to call you later, okay?’

With a heavy click she put the phone back, her arms wrapping around her winter jacket as she stumbled back out in the restless nightlife. 

Not far off a man leaned into a grey sedan, most of his acne-damaged skin hiding beneath a fedora. 

An embrace was shared, his wet lips brushing over her cheek like a snail’s trace. It was just for show, his face lighting up as he started some animated chatter, the two of them getting in the car. 

‘Miss me?’ He pulled his door closed and looked at Anna, her eyes giving him an unamused glare before she quickly put a smile back on her angelic cheeks - aware that some might be watching. 

‘You? Ha! Just drive already, will you? I have somewhere I need to be.’  

.AIR - I forget you not

She had about three cocktails too many. She knew. But she was willing to suffer for it in the morning. 

The bar she was leaning into was bustling with life, fellow clubbers pushing her left and right to get their orders in, her shoulders solid as marble as she twirled her straw in her mojito, uncaring about the heavy beat that rung in her ears. 

‘Hello angel.’ Yet another jerk tried a move, and she was this close to beat him into a childless future, before she turned around and found the devil himself looking back at her. At least, it probably was. 

Staring up at him, she decided it should be illegal to look this handsome with a moustache, the combination of his deep voice with the smooth curls and face hair leaving little doubt that this must indeed be the one she was looking for. The coincidence. 

‘Hello devil.’ 

He smirked and eyed the dance floor. ‘No dancing tonight?’ 

She shrugged, then hinted at her feet; one bandaged in walking plaster. 

‘You’d have to carry me.’ 

Another jerkish idiot pushed Anna into her ribs and before she could serve him the long impending groin-kick instead, she was hoisted up, her drink now abandoned on the busy bar. 

‘HEY. FUCK.’ That heavy Russian lilt was back on her sharp tongue, but it was quickly silenced as this devil took whatever he pleased, hands groping at her bum as he placed the two of them in the middle of the dancing crowd, making them disappear from the world like dust in the desert. 

‘Great idea, angel.’ The music of his voice teased and she was quick to recuperate, deciding that she might as well indulge a little more, her hands tugging aggressively at his blouse. 

‘Is that how you dance?’ 

Their eyes shared a look and Anna licked her lips - him being here made everything so much easier. ‘No, this is.’ She whispered into his ear, climbing onto his hip as she twirled her groin into his. 

And again he eagerly took from her gifts, her dress skirting up and his flies zipping down, the two finding a solid rhythm of lip-locks and hip-rocks. Uncaring of the consequences of their little escapade.

For a moment Anna flew again, her sorrows forgotten, her fingers marking him so he wouldn’t get away this time. 

--

.AIR - I remember

‘How old are you?’ The solemn man settled on the metal chair before her, blue TL-light buzzing in the dense air of the empty grey room. 

‘Fourteen.’ She bit, looking straight into his dead-pale eyes. 

‘Ha.’ He settled back and eyed the files before them on the metal desk, crimson red spluttered over the corpse of one malicious ballet teacher, child pornography scattered around him like the wings of an angel. 

‘A little young to go to the Gulag, no?’ 

Their eyes met as the man closed the folder before him. 

‘I have a proposition for you, little girl.’  

--

.AIR - I’ll take your breath away

The cigarette burned ash between his lips as he studied the crying figure near the fountain. Red hair, blue eyes. Foot in plaster. Her. He didn’t even know her name. 

What are you doing there angel? He flicked the falling ash onto the cold pavement and licked his lips, his feet hesitating to get near when another person stepped out of the theatre, chubby cheeks soon laying eyes on the crying woman, too. 

The two knew each other, apparently, his snaky fingers wrapping around her shoulder as he comforted the weeping angel, some conversation being exchanged before they both got up, a car now arriving which they both slid into. 

But before she joined the man, she looked up. At him. Straight at him, blue eyes sparkling with not tears but determination, making him choke on the smoke of his cigarette, the ashen tranquilliser suddenly too hot in his lungs. 

'Fuck.’ 

--

.AIR - I spy with my little eye

‘I see.’ Two hands pushed a folder away. One in a library in Easter-Upper, one in a gloomy office building, CIA. 

A response that two pairs of watching eyes thought strange. Was something the matter with their best agent’s ability to see this mission through? It was already taking far too long. 

The acne-damaged face of Anna’s messenger frowned. ‘I spy with my little eye that something is up with you, little angel. Get yourself sorted.’ 

‘I’ll get it done.’ Two voices confirmed solemnly. 

--

.AIR - I crave violence

‘It’s done.’ She settled back in the car seat as the man started to drive, the string of red lights before them slowing the car before they could get to any significant speed. 

‘Almost done.’ He corrected, making her frown at him. 

‘A deal’s a deal, Sergei.’ 

‘You’re not done angel.’ And with that he pressed his phone into her hands, gesturing her to look at the video that was ready to play, the small screen showcasing a slumped forward, hooded and bound figure, a hand moving into the image to pull it off, red curls springing free from the rough material. 

Air escaped Anna’s quiet lips. 

Mom. 

‘It’s the work of some terrorist group called..the Apostles. American. We’ve got news your guy may be involved.’ 

‘The one I tracked?’ 

‘Mm.’ He pushed in the gas pedal. ‘If we finish this, we’ll avenge your mother’s death and free the world of the American poison once and for all.’ He clicked on his direction indicator and turned his head to make sure he could make a safe lane change. 

Anna blinked, replaying the video beneath her fingertips again and again, that same American poison bubbling back up in her throat after her reckless behaviour last night. She could still feel the devil’s traces deep inside her, bleeding into her usually calm nerves. She could still smell him, taste him, feel him. Big and strong between her quivering thighs. 

In that moment she had tasted the freedom that was so close. But now it was taken from her yet again. Her wings clipped short and her hands bound, it was now that same devil she had to take down, the contract drawn in her own mother’s blood. 

--

.AIR - I think we should dance

The Parisian air was different. Both in the lungs and in the atmosphere, the winter evening much less cold and harsh in comparison to New York.

Anna had opted for a slightly more revealing dress to visit this club, a high slit showcasing her long dancing legs, two heels clicking beneath her feet. 

She was glad to be rid of that obnoxious fake plaster, and even more glad that she no longer had to lie to her now ex-colleagues. What she did miss however, was dancing itself, her feet already moving to the dance floor before she had gotten her first drink, the well-dressed crowd bouncing on the smooth low grind of an electronic bass. 

‘Hey.’ A man in his fourties clasped onto Anna’s shoulder, ‘Aren’t you Anna Karikova? New York Ballet? Ha! What a small world..’ 

Anna’s face froze over as realisation hit that her boss had been right: never attract too much attention to yourself. With a swift tug she tried to free herself from his hand, but he only held on tighter, immediate panic bubbling up in her gut when another man intervened, wedging himself in between the two of them. 

‘I’m sorry..I eh..think you are mistaken. This my wife..and, she’s hardly a dancer.’ 

Two devil blue eyes looked back at Anna, her breath escaping her lips as the world indeed had become terribly small, the risk of a failing mission suddenly much too close for comfort. 

‘Looks like we’re dancing again, angel.’ He purred, the sweat breaking clear on Anna’s back. 

Shit.  

[tauruscookie]

Please...Don’t Take My Sunshine Away

I made this art...decided to write about it. Let's cause some tears! Also, Smoke's daughter is named Charlie, change my mind. Thank you for participating in my TedTalk.

As the rain clouds cried pitiful tears, puddles were immediately propelled into the air as tires sped rapidly along the wet streets.

Rushing to reach their designated destination, bodies each remained alert and panicked as a specific individual was skeptical, if not terrified at the situation that was going to commence.

A school was suddenly targeted. But not just any school, one where someone dearest to Smoke was being housed.

Fairfield High School, home of the elite teenagers amongst his daughter's level. But what made him fearful the most was that it was a hostage situation.

And his daughter was one of the very few who got captured. Hoping she played her cards correctly, he positioned his mask along his face as the vehicle came to a screeching halt due to the hydroplaning but it did little to nothing at stopping the operators who each escaped their designated vehicle.

A strike of thunder echoed across the land sending the ground shaking slightly but not enough to take the trained professional off their feet.

    "What do we have?" Ash murmured removing the rainwater from her glasses in order to analyze the world properly

    "It's a hostage situation. A group of students couldn't escape in time causing them to be prime targets for the Terrorist. About twenty...mostly upstairs but some are waiting in the front doors and are armed and prepared to shoot anyone who is not negotiating the proper amount of money"

An officer acknowledged to her allowing her to gain some insight on the mission at hand.  Yet as she continued to gather her intel, Smoke remained off to the side.

Terrified and frustrated that he couldn't barge into the room. He knew the risks of doing such an act but his parental skills are kicking into full gear. Sending him ballistic and panicked beyond imaginable.

     "Calm down laddie, we'll git tae her...you just need tae be patient right noo" Sledge murmured trying to calm his anxious partner who was close to tugging his hair directly from his head

     "Don't yeh think I'm doing that right now?!" Smoke snapped slightly irritated and annoyed at his friend's antics. But no one could really blame him. He was taping into his parental instincts and they were kicking hard.

     "We'll get to her, we just need a battle plan" Thatcher notified as he turned to face him.

Smoke remained silent as he removed Sledge's hand that was positioned softly along his shoulder.

As the plan was close to being delivered, a massive explosion went off above triggering each operator into full action.

    "Charlie!" Smoke as he ran directly towards the building.

As he removed a gas grenade, he kicked the doors down before detonating it upon being thrown.

Creating a poisonous cloud, he easily ran through it before emerging out as he noticed the terrorist were retreating due to the toxic chemicals but few weren't able to escape.

Collapsing due to the hideous fumes filling their lungs, Smoke squinted down the hallway as he saw only three escaping up the stairs.

    "That's where thou snakes r hiding..." Smoke grumbled as he silently walked up the stairs.

Hiding along the corner of a wall, he inhaled softly as he could hear their footsteps approaching him.

Bullets went flying before one penetrated his shoulder causing him to buckle down in pain. Wincing slightly, he heard them progressing as their voices and movement grew closer.

Removing his grenade, he spun it around before taking out the remote. But before he could toss it, concussion grenades were launched into the small horde of White Mask causing each one to become dazed and perplexed.

Walking out from a corridor further down from Smoke, Zofia released bullet into each of the terrorist heads causing them to drop to the sound of the thunder strike outside.

Once the unit was wiped she jogged over towards Smoke before giving him a hand to which he took as he was helped to his feet.

     "I got you Przyjaciel, I know how it must feel...and I want to help" Zofia notified nodding her head making Smoke give a brief smile beneath his mask

     "Then let's take these bastards out" He snickered

    "Tak" She nodded before they both began their journey to their designated location.

Removing terrorists one after the other, until finally, they reached the location where the hostage room of students are said to be held.

Zofia threw a drone before surveillance the area as she noticed C4's were aligned along the walls meaning that entrance without being careful would be suicide.

But it was a risk Smoke was willing to take. Looking at Zofia, he nodded as she was close to giving the signal.

     "Disabling electronics" Smoke was appalled as he saw the device rolling before noticing Thatcher who nodded his head signaling for Smoke and Zofia to ready themselves to engage.

     "Breach Charge set"

Notifying through the coms, Blitz adjusted his shield as he waited with Ela and Lesion who were along the walls waiting to enter the site.

Smoke couldn't stifle his smile as the Emp went off allowing the room to become dark as the explosives were disabled.

    "Giving you eyes on the hostiles" Lion launched his drone before Clash came forth with her shield as she stood in the doorway. As it was bashed down before her shield was extended.

    "Follow me and yeh r in good company" She murmured as she entered first before activating her voltage on those selective few who stood in her way.

Highlighting the moving targets, Blitz snickered as he detonated his breaching charge before exploding into the room with such speeds.

Lesion and Ela followed behind as they both began to discharge bullets into the enemy. Releasing concussion grenades into the enemy, Zofia switched to her primary once she saw a chance presenting itself.

The attack was flawless with barely any or minimal injuries possible. Smoke released a breath of air he's been holding in but the moment he saw the hostages, something about the sight didn't feel right.

     "Smoke? What's wrong?" Lesion asked approaching his friend but the gut feeling arose further as he heard screams outside.

Approaching the window, his air was suddenly caught in his throat as he saw the terrifying sight before him.

Struggling and screaming, a woman with dark chocolate skin was being forcibly held by her secured ponytail.

     "Charlie!" Smoke shouted as he removed himself from the window before rushing out of the room

    "Wait! Smoke!" Lion roared but his words fell on deaf ears.

Running hectically, Smoke practically jumped off the stairs as he reached the bottom level where the doors were wide opened. Revealing the sight of those adoring sapphire blue orbs as they held painful tears.

'No! Pl-please...'

He cried internally hoping for some miracle that this was just a dream. Just an illusion that his brain was refusing to render in.

Running with chaotically, he made it past the school's front doors as he felt his lungs failing him as he removed his mask.

'Not her'

The tears spilled as he ran down the steps wanting to reach her but, he was too late.

With the trigger releasing with the sounds of the thunder, Smoke's world shattered into pieces the moment he noticed the expel of blood. Her tears ceased to render as the blood flew from her lips.

Smoke was oblivious to the terrorist being suddenly pinned and detained, his only concerns was the teen who suddenly made contact with the liquid concrete beneath her.

    "Charlie!" Smoke cried sliding to her position as he immediately lifted her body into his fingers.

Ignoring the blood that seeped into his palms, he frantically removed the strands of hair from her face as he tried to better observe her weaken sight.

    "D-dad?"

Coughing weakly, Charlie expelled clots of blood making Smoke breathing hitch further as he felt his palms shaking the more he held her corpse

     "lassie! Please...please be okay. Keep fighting lad..." Smoke pleaded but he knew the look in her eyes as she was close to losing her fight

    "D-dad...I-I'm sorry" She coughed as her loving smile began to manifest sending Smoke into a painful fit of tears as he refused to deny them any longer.

With his puffy amber orbs, he tightly clung onto her body as his once neatly combed ebony black hair became soaked due to the rain clouds.

   "shut up! ye 're not going to die on me! Not now! Not ever!" He barked removing the tear that fell down from her eyes.

Yet Charlie knew she wouldn't be able to fight any longer. The bullet penetrated a vital organ that was necessary to her health.

Filling her lungs with fluids, blood began to spill from her lips and nose but she continued to wear that smile that brought Smoke so much life.

'Anyone but her'

     "I-I love yo-you dad" She spoke weakly caressing his face.

Smoke held onto her palm as he knew it was going to lose strength after a while. Crying weakly into her palm, he saw that loving face one last time as her body was eventually giving out.

    "I-I love ye too... lassie" Smoke whimpered as he held onto her hand before the distant sirens to the ambulance were coming into view.

What Smoke was close to believing was a miracle since he felt her pulse, her body suddenly fell limp in his grasp.

Choking on his sob, he looked down to notice the last breath she took with the remaining oxygen she had left.

With the fluids clogging up her lungs and spilling out causing internal bleeding, Smoke sat there, numb.

    "Doc...can't you do anything?" Pulse asked weakly facing the medic

    "She was lost the moment she was shot...even with my help..." Doc murmured weakly feeling useless due to his inability to save a life that was destined to meet her end.

He knew even if he tried and stabilize her, she wouldn't make it to the hospital anyway ways.

Smoke remained motionless as he didn't know what to do anymore. With more tears swelling up in his eyes, his lip began to quiver madly as he tightly clung onto her hand that he still held to his cheek.

Without noticing, he screamed painfully as his cries triggered more thunder roars and lightning strikes.

He held onto her corpse weakly with his screams echoing into the air as he felt a piece of his world-shattering.

'Pl-please...don't take my sunshine away'

[glopratchet]

retirement-home

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