#and no i will not be talking about or reblogging gifs/pics/videos of his 'roman salute' because well.

[cottoncandylesbo]

I fully believe Musk has at minimum three different teams of yes men who follow him everywhere, laugh at his shitty non-jokes, and always open the conversation for him to “yes and-” because if he doesn’t get the attention he craves he’ll actually kill himself straight up and pull some John McAfee shit like tweeting ‘the radical left are after me! 😂😂😂 good luck libbies!’ before he does it

Like there’s being an attention whore and then there’s whatever’s going on in that miserable sack of shit’s life, and I honestly wouldn’t wish the latter on my worst enemy because that honestly seems worse than just being dead straight up

elon is that one super racist kid in your middle school algebra class, who then got his hands on several billion dollars. he's stuck in that prepubescent insecurity that insists that he has to be the smartest, funniest, most popular boy in the whole wide room. he'll never really be happy, even if this government changes to his exact specifications (spoilers: it won't, because he's not the one in charge.) but it doesn't really matter because it's obvious that's not why he's wormed his way into the white house.

the rube goldberg machine of inheriting an apartheid emerald mine, growing up in a family that casually profits from and continues it, losing his partners and children (for reasons that are most assuredly his fault), and recently the failures that are "X" and the cybertruck, among other countless moments of embarrassment and cruelty... these things cascading onto each other in his brain have poisoned him, continually, since he was born. he's fundamentally a pathetic, sad, insecure little man. i envy nothing about him.