#and no I don't have the dog freeroaming out there or cats or anything the birds could come eat all the bugs they want

[galoosreblogger]

I swear the local birds don't do shit, look at the amount of grasshoppers in my yard again:

What do I even do with this, other than buying pesticides? They don't give two fucks about diatomaceous earth or cinnamon or any of that. I can't plant shit out there because these assholes fucking mow down everything each year.

It's like there's a neverending pharaoh's curse. When you walk, it looks like the ground is moving, there are so many of them. Some of them grow humongous too. I'm gonna nuke this place.