#and my 'sorry i don't speak the language' card has long declined lmao
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i live next door to a middle aged opera singer and in another universe it would make the funniest meet ugly enemies to lovers story
#unfortunately in this universe we're forever stuck in the enemies part#old house thin walls and he will randomly burst out in vocal excerise at 11pm or 6am#cue me yelling through the wall for him to shut up#on the other hand he deffo heard me screaming past midnight when i had a big ass moth in my room#or is secondhand part of all my zoom meetings bc i work remote#he always tries to chat me up when i'm downstairs to take out the trash like just appears out of thin air#and my 'sorry i don't speak the language' card has long declined lmao#one time i was late to an appointment because i saw him in the backyard and stayed inside till he was gone lmao#it's not hate just very strong annoyance LOL#lale.txt
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