#and madara posts URGENT UPDATE: they are going to be MARRIED?!? can i poison him before it's too late? best poisons suggestions please?

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tobiizu au where both of their brothers are posting about them on reddit for advice, but their viewpoints on the situation are so different it takes months for anyone to figure out its the same situation.

madara is asking for advice because he's terrified his brother is in an abusive relationship....the new boyfriend is cruel and meanspirited and RUDE!!! and unresponsive to, uh, "Weasel"'s affections. madara knows weasel is a little spoiled but he's ultimately a wonderful brother who always tries his best, he really doesn't want his sparkle to get dulled by this insufferable man :( would he be the asshole if he claimed he saw the piece of shit so-called-boyfriend cheating (he hasn't, but he's SURE the guy is) so he could force them to break up?

hashirama, meanwhile, is posting about how his sweet little brother just entered his first relationship and is worried it'll turn....uh.....well....bad.....because the guy is....really intense. like hashirama is SURE he means well but he's pushing for tattoos on the second date and thats kind of fast, right? his little brother has said no so far but he's really prone to doting on his new boyfriend in his own way, and will probably give in....should he be worried? is there any way he can give some good advice? could he suggest a therapist to this guy to maybe get him to calm down?