#and look i love yahaba but he's only really bitchy to like. one person only (shoutout to kyoutani) and come on we've seen him with kindaich | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

kimbapisnotsushi · 2 months ago

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edit: I FUCKING HIT THE TAG LIMIT SO NOW I HAVE TO CONTINUE SHIRABU'S PART HERE OH MY GOD

anyways we've seen what shirabu's like with goshiki and semi like come ON. to his own team?????? and may i remind you all that shirabu (as far as we know of and as the team goes) is the only student to have tested into shiratorizawa. i firmly believe that he's a nonrich kid surrounded by rich kids 24/7 okay he HAS to be bitchy about it or else he'd lose his mind from the sheer AUDACITY of it all. also he (canonically) has one older brother and two little brothers which when compared to the others on here (futakuchi = one little sis, akaashi = only child, yahaba = one big bro and one little bro) then yeah that checks out LMAO. of course shirabu is the bitchiest second year captain he wouldn't be able to get through high school if he wasn't!!

now, if usuri michiru was on this list, then MAYBE shirabu would have some competition . . .

I thought this is funny so

Tell me why below if you want because these are the quality discussions that the hq fandom should be happening (and probably are but we know I exist in my bubble alr) The second years as captains just seem like such a chaotic, fun time. Man, I'd love to read 50 volumes about it.

#shirabu kenjirou #futakuchi kenji #akaashi keiji #yahaba shigeru #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#okay now that the proper tagging is done LET'S GET IT #consensus seems to be shirabu which i also voted for but nobody seems to have explained their reasoning yet so i will #disclaimer this is a mix of canon info and what i've been able to extrapolate from the animanga and thus my own speculation #first off. process of elimination #i love futakuchi and he's a solid option but he is soooooo fake bitchy okay #like yeah he likes riling up others and is great at being provocative but he's only really like that 50% of the time and even then #it's usually not to others on his team (other than kamasaki) in fact futakuchi i would daresay gets dunked on the MOST by his team #he's kind of the most loser out of all of these options actually but that's an entirely separate poll #love akaashi but is he bitchy???#okay i will say occasionally BUT it's usually inside his head. he has to own it.#he's unfailingly polite most of the time and when he engages in his rivalries it's really not in a way i'd consider bitchy #his style is kind of basic actually regarding that sorry akaashi #not saying it's a BAD thing btw it's just most of his eccentrities and quirks lie elsewhere #he is literally the LEAST out of all these options oh my god #i think people are trying to overcompensate for making him too soft in the earlier years like yeah he can be blunt and he calls bullshit ou #but that doesn't make him bitchy especially considering the other options here he's such a nice kid compared to them!!#and look i love yahaba but he's only really bitchy to like. one person only (shoutout to kyoutani) and come on we've seen him with kindaich #he's so chill with the kid #and he loves his upperclassmen!!!#like in general yahaba's pretty chill UNLESS he's motivated otherwise (such as kyoutani being pissy)#((kyouhaba my beloveds))#NOW. SHIRABU.#i will say i'm taking account into multiple factors here including both anime and manga (as i have been for everyone)#shirabu's reaction to the quick in the anime was soooo bitchy AND SO FUNNY

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