#and let's hear about the husband and names!! i'm always open for that 👀

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Okay bro. ...I HAVE A DAMN MANY QUESTIONS AND I'M GONNA ASK NOW! /

1) the events of your beautiful au take place after Luffy became the king of the pirates, or not?

2) why the hell isn’t Zoro looking for Sanji and his daughter, it seems to me that he wouldn’t care about everything and would give his soul just to save his family

3) what kind of idiot suddenly needed a cook for the Straw Hats pirates, and even more so. .. without a hand, and why did he force Sanji to have a child with him ?

4) is Sanji ever happy and does his “husband” show at least some warm feelings towards him, or are these purely feelings of possessiveness?

Forgive me for the questions bro, but I caught a hyperfixation on your au, and I’m damn interested in finding out everything I can about her, and by the way, I have a couple of suggestions about Sanji’s “husband”, and about the name of the second baby (if he has one no, and by the way, is this a boy?) (sorry, my native language is not English) (and I apologize in advance for the arrogant questions)

Anyway ! I really like your story, its concept and your drawing style, I really hope that everything will be revealed as quickly as possible and you won’t burn out, I wish you a pleasant time of day)

Ohhh, I love some questions about this, this makes it so much easier to organize my thoughts!

1) I have not decided yet, but in the later parts of the story? Probably yes! Like once Kuina is five or six.

2) oh yes, I already adressed that! (but only in the tags - I still use tumblr how it was in 2017, half the info usually hides there). Zoro absolutely would, the whole crew would! But they believe Sanji has been killed (when he was still pregnant). We'll get to that later 👀

3) it's absolutely not about Sanji being Sanji, it's all about his royal status. Judge doesn't care if he can cook or not, he never wanted him to cook in the first place - I also thought, for this AU at last, that with all of their mutations Sanjis siblings are probably not able to get children. And with all of Judges obession about lineage and ruling over the North Blue, I do imagine (especially for this scenario here) that Sora wasn't just someome, but an actual princess from one of the kingdoms of the north? So if Judge likes it or not (he doesn't) Sanjis kids, especially if he marries him off right, do have some use for him. (Leaving Kuina alive was probably both Rejius doing and to manipulate Sanji easier. In this scenario she is technically useless)

4) I haven't decided completely yet, but I lean towards bastard! I always imagined it not being Pudding, because the stawhats meet big mom and that would have come up, but I actually like that idea too! Even if it is just for the dynamic of Sanji wanting to blame his new mate (and having every reason to do so, either way this is gonna be an awful relationship) but feeling conflicted.

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simshaderoom Roomies, get in here asap! We have to talk about last night. Bailey Kay performed at the Edgewave rock music festival while Dizzy headlined his own BKE Fest. Des must’ve still been in his feelings about BK choosing to battle him in the same time slot, because he let it all out in the middle of his set. He claims BK is pregnant and lying about her upcoming residency. He also claimed her husband Quinton bought his way into her…heart. Dizzy went live after his show with some receipts 👀 and we are still sat here with our mouths open 😲. No comment from the BK Team as usual. What are y'all thinking???

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dizzy des Get your refunds and then get your tickets to the Imagine Me & You Tour instead. And since I’m a generous King I’ll agree to the settlement. I know she’ll need all the rest of her simoleons in about… 20 something days or so right??

rubberbandshan This Dumbass Dizziot just says anything, so until I hear from BK I’m not believing a word. Stay out the Queen’s womb and purse Dusty. It's giving obsessed and you really wish it was you.

kingb Quinton. Q. Husband in my head. I promise you we will all look the other way. No witnesses. Matter of fact, say the word and we’ll do the dirty work for you!

bkstan Lin Z, play Not Like Us by Micah Lama. “He a fan, he a fan, he a fan…” Ugh disgusting. Just can’t keep her name out his mouth. What did C say? When Delulu goes low, WE GO TO HELL! Let's ride! 🦋

bflyhive I’m so conflicted. I want to be happy if she’s really having another baby but what about Butterfly Springs?? 😭🦋

simsagainstBK Yiiiikes. He brought receipts. Ain't no residency. She's a liar. Let me go get my refund.

bae_material Thanks Bae for exposing these lying and thieving celebrities and saving our coins. BKE for liiiiife.

anon Wooooooow I'm disappointed Dizzy. Y’all know I like mess but this is doing way too much. The receipts are giving preggers tho and I’m mad I didn’t see it before.

rubberbandshan Actually it's giving Stalker and I'm not here for it. Someone in the comments said Des the Menace hates a happy home and I believe it. Who hurt you?

c.spiracy Correct message, wrong messenger! I’ve been waiting for BK to confirm my theories in a special way like she always does. It’s our thing and this Dreadful Doofus just took that away from us. I’m pissed. I need a minute.

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i hear you have aizawa headcanons? 👀

OMG I thought you would never ask!! 🥰

First of all, and most obviously, he's an AMAZING dad. Before the Kira case, he showed up for everything, and took as much paternity leave as he could. During the case, he obviously struggles with work-life balance, but he knows his kids come first. I think before the time skip, he had a really hard time missing out. He hated how much he was gone, but he also struggles with the guilt of feeling like he abandoned Ukita, but as he heals his grief, he accepts that he can be there. And soon, he's there at almost every game, performance, concert, play, you name it. If he's not, Eriko is recording it for him. He's also the kind of dad to pack his kids' favorite lunches when he gets the chance. It doesn't matter how unhealthy they are, Aizawa just wants to see them happy. Eriko is a little annoyed when Yumi comes home with Cheeto fingers and a stomach ache though lol.

Speaking of Eriko, I know this is super niche, but I head canon her as Jewish. I know that's super rare in Japan, but as a part-Asian Jew, I love the mix lol. I imagine her making matzo ball ramen and lox sushi! I think Aizawa, while goyische, is super supportive. He's great on Shabbat. On Saturday, he makes breakfast before the kids and Eriko wake up so they can have something warm without needing to use appliances. Although, even after being married for ten years, he still forgets if shrimp is kosher, but he remembers when Eriko gets mad at him for putting his leftover tempura in the fridge ("I accepted a trief husband, but I will not accept a trief house!!!").

Oh and I totally imagine Matsuda making quite a few blunders about this hfkjdfhjdjk. He means well, but it comes out wrong sometimes. Like the first time he learns she's Jewish, he immediately says "Oh so that's why you guys never hosted the Christmas party" and Soichiro is quick to be like "MATSUDA." He definitely accidentally gifts Eriko a pentagram... Twice. He really did his research the second time, but they look so similar!!! He does finally get her a Magen David the third time though lol.

I also think Aizawa is a car guy, like the kind of car guy who can see a single frame of a car go past in a movie and identify the make, model, and, year. He's always browsing those vintage car auction sites and he regularly shows Eriko the old car he desperately needs, and she has to be like "your money needs to go feeding our children and not a 50 year old car" and he's like a little kid when he says "but I waaaaaaaant it," and I definitely think he takes Yumi to cars and coffee with him. He always gets her a pastry and hot chocolate. She always wants to try his coffee and every time she freaks out at how bitter it is, but he has such an emotional moment when he takes her as a teenager and she orders her own coffee, and he's like "my little girl is growing up 🥺."

And, going back in time a little bit, when Eriko is pregnant with Yumi, I don't imagine Aizawa being super open about it since he prefers to keep his work and private life more separate. So, it's not until his wife is like 8 and a half months pregnant that he goes to Soichiro to ask for paternity leave, and Soichiro is like "YOU'RE HAVING A BABY???? YOU'RE MARRIED???" and he gets absolutely peppered with questions and excitement that he has to awkwardly accept from the whole office before he gets his paternity leave approved lol.

That's just a few of my ideas! Let me know if you'd like to hear some more! I'm always up to chat about my Death Note guys!

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If you ever wanna share more thoughts on swiftgron 2.0 I'M HERE FOR IT, please tag me so I see the post or uhhh you could talk about it here if you wanted to?? I don't need proof, I'm just 👀👀👀

Well Megan, I’m glad you asked. 😆 And since you asked so very nicely, I am happy to stick my neck out for the Haylors and Kaylors to chop off in pursuit of what I believe is the ultimate glory: Swiftgron.

And while we’re here, I petition for a new ship name. I’m going for “Tayanna”.

So my full belief is that “evermore” opens with a song about Dianna: Willow.

And what’s masterful about Taylor (and always has been actually) is that she extends her metaphors across relationship lines. Many people (and by people I mean Gaylors/Kaylors) think that her numerous oceanic references are to Karlie and I don’t disagree necessarily! We obviously know Ms. Kloss (or as I like to call her, Mrs. Kushner), has some intense ocean eyes -sing the Billie Eilish song with me- and there’s, of course, the references to Big Sur (Gold Rush is about Karlie Kloss obviously, I almost died when I heard the lyric “walk past, quick brush, I don’t like slow motion, double vision in rose blush” and thought of the 2014 VS fashion show when they were both in blush pink).

That SAID. “Willows” are known as the trees of witches because they love water the most and combine elements of earth, air, and water — the lover of Willow is the ship, the disrupter which REALLY caught me when I look at the timeline of Dianna divorcing her husband and when trouble was first spotted on the Kaylor horizon (they dovetail nicely, Kaylor trouble starts right around 2018ish, 2019 is a shitshow and when it comes out in 2020 that Dianna has divorced Winston, it’s also revealed that they’ve been living apart for almost a year).

This actually segues into my next point: Ivy. The gayest Swift song to ever Gaylor. Which is saying something because evermore is glaringly gay.

Ivy is the tree of resurrection and wine (“drink my husbands wine”, “lost in your current like a priceless wine”). Now, some would say that this correlates to Karlie and Josh, but I disagree. There’s nothing to “resurrect” here and Taylor is positioning herself as the Willow so who is her Ivy? The resurrection references contained within ivy’s lore are historically male, but what I find interesting is that Dianna has spoken on record before about feeling more masculine.

I thoroughly believe there are plenty of songs about Karlie on evermore, Champagne Problems, Gold Rush, Happiness. I think Hoax off of Folklore was about her.

I think there are several motifs I see Taylor play with that point to Dianna: 1. Her obvious pre-established connections to mythology (“as if you were a mythical thing”). Also some more subtle references like “now you hang from my lips like the gardens of Babylon” referencing a fellow world wonder to Artemis’ temple. (Cowboy Like Me is about Dianna, hands down. It was the first song where I went. Hey wait a minute LOL).

There is a mini-motif I noticed about magic and sleight of hand that I was curious about, and then I remembered that Dianna (in 2020) was part of a short called “Abracashoes” for Roger Vivier. That’s a reach and I know it but I’m used to reaching, thoroughly warmed up by being a Larrie.

Okay while I’m rambling LETS TALK ABOUT IVY. Admittedly, I am not familiar with Dianna’s ex-husband, but when I first started down this road, I remember thinking, LOL Wouldn’t it be wild if that dude was like a banjo player in Mumford AND WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW?! The first instrument you HEAR in Ivy is the banjo. “Taking mine, but it’s been promised to another” actually dovetails to “illicit affairs” to me. “So yeah, it’s a fire, it’s a goddamn blaze in the dark and you started it”. I think, post Kaylor breakup and in the weeds with Toe (sorry I don’t usually use beard names because I find them hokey but that’s the best one ever), Dianna reached out to Taylor as her marriage was crumbling. And it is NOT lost on me that Cowboy Like Me immediately follows Ivy.

“You asked me to dance and I said dancing’s a dangerous game”— Dangerous for how, TayTay?

Interestingly the lyric “now I’m waiting by the phone like I’m sitting in an airport bar” reminds me a LOT of the song “Come Back… Be Here” which was on Red and we were all supposed to believe was about Harry or Jake but was about Dianna. “The skeletons in both our closets plotted hard to fuck this up” is just about Dianna and their mutual closets, I can’t be convinced otherwise. (It was also during this song that I noticed another mini-motif about stars, and obviously we all know Dianna’s/Artemis’ constellation is THE ARCHER, Sagittarius).

The other motif I notice frequently in folklore and evermore is waiting— sitting and waiting. Waiting is an interesting motif in regard to Dianna for obvious reasons; they were together, they broke up, they’re back together, etc. But what’s also interesting to me about the waiting motif is Dianna’s movie, Shiva Baby, which was released in 2020. I would hope most of know what sitting shiva is and Dianna was in a whole ass movie about it in which she played the wife of the protagonists sugar daddy. 🙃

So anyway, with the rerelease of Red I’m just going to be sitting in my Swiftgron feels forever. Oh also!! In both the folklore and evermore album covers I would like to point out that she is both in the forest and poignantly facing toward the forest. Artemis is the goddess of trees.

Okay anyway Taylor is taking Dianna for round two and I’m right. Okbyeeeee.