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crimsoneveline · 5 days ago

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I was thinking again about the whole 'putting kirito in the basement' thingy and which sao characters would do well with some force fem (first Eolyne came to mind)

obviously next I was thinking about Klein: turn that failboy business man into a failgirl business woman! instantly solving her success rate with women!

oh, but not agil! Kirito needs at least one good male role model in her life. unlike her shitty father!

...wait a minute! he'd make a perfect basement candidate! (but seriously who goes to their 'son' after she was almost killed, put in several comas, and basically says "But remember whats really important: School!")

and of course: Kikuoka!

oh you needed to gain a new identity after your old self has 'died' you shitty old man? basement time for you!

#eve-sao-shitposts #sao #my tagging system is all over the place #also this partly brought to you by me finally watching ordinal scale #and kikuoka at the end going 'So I know you almost became a mass murderer #but would you like to work on my unethical military ai project?'#this post would likely be more coherent if I actually made it after thinking about it in bed late at night

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