#and jean wouldn't gaf

[dawnatlas]

happy forever partners friday 👻👻 the boys go ghost hunting

[happy10thousandyears]

Briefly turning bisexual because one of the 75%percentile British men resembles my fave whom I headcanon as canonically nonbinary a bit TOO much (he's his voice actor. And also sees him as androgynous)

[parasolemn]

jesus christ im so fucking tired of people hating on jean vicquemare for literally no reason... pardon me bc im gonna go on a rant about this

he's quite literally one of THE most important characters to the story, he's the bridge between current harry and harry before he drank the amnesia potion, having been one of the closest people to harry for at LEAST two years... y'all r always saying "b-but he only has 10 minutes of screen time!!! how can he be important?" as if the damn game wouldn't have even happened if the necromancer wasn't there, and he's there for even LESS time than jean 😭

so like, excuse me for being fucking interested in what's going on between him and harry I guess??? there's just enough vaguely hinted in the game to be interested in what's going on there, like in EDC passives that show him at the radiant conglomerate of magic talking to the other witches about harry, the stuff you can talk to him about in-person when he's wildshaped outside the cottage,,,, he's literally just. A Sad Man. who cares about his partner. you guys will find literally any reason to hate on him lmfao. also I'm sorry but he's more interesting to me than the tarot card maker and the cat's owner and literally everyone else you guys keep going on about lmfao, sorry I forgot their names that's how much I literally do not gaf about them

alsooo like. ppl are always going on abt what he does and calling him a bad person for it, but like . everything he does is completely fucking reasonable for his situation???

if I was just trying to help my best friend be a better person and he fucking turned around and BROKE my favourite cauldron over it in front of our whole club and (basically) told all of us to screw off?? after two YEARS of what is practically psychological abuse??? i think i'd snap and leave him there as well. it's not HIS fault harry chose to break his broom and his spellbook and trade his wand for the potion. they're both grownass men lmfao. you guys would say "prioritise your mental health!!!" if this was happening IRL but i guess it's different here.

and YES he CAN leave harry behind in the alps AGAIN if kim gets turned into a frog in the tribunal. but like. if we're going by theoretical scenarios. then wouldn't that make harry a bad person too? you can call kim a big nerd and make him really upset if you fail the cottage check, be hostile to the hardie familiars for literally no reason, you can STEAL THE FIVE GUARDIAN GEMS FROM THE CAT... but y'all aren't ready for that conversation I guess lmfao. also see it from jean's perspective too, if my slacker partner said he'd found the culprit who put the cat in the tree and it was the last necromancer left in the alps and the pheromones from the only known magic-less man who came from a different fucking world made him do it I probably wouldn't believe him either lol

btw he's the only queercoded character in the game (yes i know about Judit, you can be queer and in a straight relationship ffs) so y'all are just finding reasons to be homophobic lmfaoooooo 😐

my pookieee <3

[yagamisdiary]

i think its funny how y/n thinks jean will care abt her body hair when in reality we all know that man wouldn't gaf☠️☠️

he just wants to eat it🫡

literally like that man would not give a single fuck but i wanted to make it as a realistic as possible,

no girl is gonna lose her virginity and be like okay yeah i’m ready let’s go like nothing they’re obviously gonna overthink it and be nervous

[lettersgarden]

How the aot characters would act the day after drunkenly making out with you

FIRST OF ALL HAPPY PRIDE MONTH ❣️🥰

now lets get started

this is like my second post so excuse me if its not really good

Characters that are mentioned: eren, mikasa, armin, sasha, connie, jean, levi, erwin, hange. (I can do a part 2 with other characters if it's requested)

Imagine that one night Connie and Sasha appeared with a couple beer barrels that they had stolen bought for the squad, Levi, Erwin and Hange. A couple hours after their arrival everyone's already drunk, specially you who somewhow has ended up making out (or else) with (character of your choice) outside where no one could see you.

Now this is what I think that would happen the moring after that event and what they would say or not to you

Eren

- Eren doesn't really gaf about anything so if he's not interested in reapeating whatever happened that night he'll act as if nothing happened and definitely not making things weird or uncomfortable between the two of you.

-If he is interested in repeating it (which he probably is)... then that's a different story ;)

- He'd probably try to talk to you as soon as he sees you and if in that case you are not alone he'll still come and tell you in front of whoever you were with "Last night was fun, when do you want to repeat?" if you don't answer at the moment he'll leave and wait for you to talk to him through the day, because he knows you want to repeat it too.

Armin

- I feel like you'd be his first whatever happened that night, so don't expect him to be as confident as Eren.

- Maybe if you approach him and ask him about last night he will talk about it, if not he will avoid that subject because he thinks that you didn't like it or regret it and doesn't want to bother you :(

- If you do talk about it, YOU BETTER ASK HIM HOW HE FEELS because he probably wants to tell you that you were his first (even though you didn't notice because of how good this boy was) and he'll probably ask you if you want to repeat it in decent conditions this time. He's a cutie so you better say yes

Connie

- This dumbass will without a doubt not remember what happened in the party and if you do remind him he'll joke about it and embarrass you, but without any malicious intentions.

- I don't feel like Connie is the type of person that takes this type of hookups seriously (actually I imagine him as a player, he's sweet but a player) so I doubt that he'd talk about it if he remembered what happened.

- But I don't think he'd say no if you asked him if he wants to do it again, just don't expect anything more serious than that.

Jean

- Even if he didn't really like you before that happened he is now crushing on you really hard because the second someone pays a little more attention to him, he falls reaaally hard for them, specially if it's someone as good looking as you are.

- He won't directly want to talk about the party, he doesn't want you to see him as just a hookup but as something else, so he'll try to make you see that he likes you.

- He'll do anything for you to pay attention to him, (but he is not going to look desperate), anytime that you around him he'll compliment you, maybe make small details or give you indirect signs until you get what he's been trying to tell you.

Levi

- This man is certainly going to ignore you. He'll try to act cold around you, making you think that he regrets what happened, but the thing is that he's embarrassed of the fact that you got to see him being vulnerable and got to see another side of him that he sees as a weakness.

- He is NOT ever going to admit that no matter how much you try to tease him, which I wouldn't try because he'll get mad, but you'll realize after some time that something has changed in the way that Levi treats you (once he stops feeling embarrassed) and that's when you'll be sure that it actually meant something to him and that you're in some way special to him.

- He'll start asking about your day, ask you how you're feeling and if you are hurt after he sees you coming from an encounter with a titan or even make you a cup of tea whenever you seem down or like you need some comfort.

Erwin (For this one I'm imagining him as your superior I'm clarifying it so that the hc makes sense)

- He's going to take this matter seriously, so don't be surprised when he calls you to his office, but there's no need to be scared because he'll make whatever it's possible to not hurt your feelings.

- He'll start giving you a lecture on why what the two of you did was wrong and unprofessional, which is going to be really boring, but he's never going to tell you that he regrets it or didn't like it, because that would be a lie.

- Also after he finishes talking I don't think it's going to take you a lot of effort for you to convince him to repeat it anytime (you'll probably have him all over you with just a sentence), although if you do repeat it get ready for another lecture...

Reiner

- Just like Eren once he sees you he'll talk to you about that, no matter if someone is in front of you even if it's Erwin or another of his superiors. But it wont be because he doesnt gaf is just that he's been thinking of you for this whole time and needed to tell you how amazing that was.

- He is going to embarrass you because he is going to tell you every single detail of what you did to him that he can't forget of, like imagine him saying how much he loved when you touched him over there in front of Erwin.

- He probably will shut up once he realizes that what he is saying is a little out of place and apologize at the moment, and you better forgive him because after all, what he said to you was really sweet.

Bertholdt (this one is shorter than the others bc i don't know what to say about this man)

We have two options here:

- The first one is that he is going to ignore you and avoid your presence at all costs and probably not talk to you ever again unless you reassure him that you had fun and regret nothing.

- Or he'll come to you with a bouquet of flowers that he has picked outside and recite you a poem, because this man is UNPREDICTABLE.

A/N below the cut

Pleaaase tell me if there are any grammar or writing mistakes!!

(My first language is spanish not english)

Also I can do a part 2 but about the girls ans Hange if you guys want to !!