#and jazz 'i relate everything i see and learn to my hyperfixation and if i can't do that I'll be in a state of extreme anxiety' fenton

[kaikamahine]

sorry if you've gotten any of these already! 1. fave not-garnet fusion, 8. ruby or sapphire, 11. multishipping queries, 21. fave human character, 26. fave gem ability, 27. fave gem weapon, 29. jasper redemption arc?, 31. fave show thing!

1. Besides Garnet, who is your favorite fusion?

I love the assumption that none of us would pick anyone other than garnet, because TRU.

anyway. [will smith pose at own icon] does anyone want to guess how much i love my girl Malachite? the yaoi hands fusion, jazz hands fusion, disappointed mom waits up with all six arms folded for you to try to sneak in after curfew fusion. Local centaur sea witch listens to too much Nine Inch Nails and can play a three-part harmony in armpit farts, you won’t BELIEVE what happens next.

I hope one day she finds her voice.

8. Ruby or Sapphire?

why is it “or”. it should be “and.” Ruby and Sapphire.

although: the way Ruby hyperfixates on a tiny problem and blows it way out of proportion and works herself up into a crying, steaming mess because it’s just a little problem so why can’t she make it go away? ………. yeah.

11. Which of the following do you ship: Pearlmethyst, Lapidot, Amedot, Pearlapis, Lapithyst, and/or Pearlidot?

… none of them?

OR!! Rather, just because I’m not all up in there doesn’t mean I don’t ship them. Those first three especially are popular on my dash, so they make me happy because they make my friends happy. Keep it up, everyone! (*´◡｀​*)

21. Who is your favorite human character?

C O N N I E. 

ALSO Vidalia!! And Greg, Greg actually makes me care about dads for 2.5 seconds! BARB AND SADIE. Mr. Smiley & Mr. Frowney! THE COOL KIDS. PEARL’S MYSTERY GIRL. I just. I just love them all. just, let me gather everyone up and love them. except kevin and marty, they can wait outside.

26. What is your favorite Gem ability?

Honestly? I super like the idea of the bubbles. Like.

“you know what brenda, i’m sick of this corporeal form, i’m a take a fucking nap. bubble me. set a timer and come unbubble me in two hundred years.”

Related: regeneration, although that one can get kind of alarming. i don’t want to have to die every time i change my shirt, you know.

27. What is your favorite Gem weapon?

Pacific Rim main theme: [blasts loudly in the background as Alexandrite stands, fire licking around her jaws, and draws her longbow back, holding the tension long enough to loose a witty one-liner before she catapults some hyperpowerful, SUPER EXTRA, probably-metaphorical-for-the-power-of-LOVE arrow of LIGHT straight into Malachite’s chest.]

me: BALLIN’

29. Do you want Jasper redeemed?

;_____________; YES.

It’s easier than you’d think! Hang on, I have a CHART. There is DEDUCTIVE LOGIC and everything, ARE YOU READY.

FACT: ALL DOGS ARE GOOD DOGS(source: have you seen a dog?)

FACT: In her corrupted form, Jasper is a dog! (WeRateDogs voice: HMMM. Yes. A good floof. could use some work on obedience. “sit.” “shake.” “don’t move or the corruption will spread.” 11/10, she’s trying, bront.)

THEREFORE, Jasper is a good dog and good dogs can’t be villains!! Sorry, i don’t make the rules. 

like, WHATEVER, homeworld, find someone else with a grudge and zero (0) grasp of subtlety to carry out your vendetta, jasper’s GOT THINGS TO DO!! it’ll be a busy life, barking at jamie and chasing the newspaper boy down the beach, chewing up steven’s shoes, trotting up to lapis and dropping peridot at her feet, all drooled on, like, that’s what you wanted right? oh boy oh boy, who’s a good dog, is it me, her tail going wag, wag, wag.

(honestly, it’ll do jasper some good, to just … learn goodness, respect, and peace as an animal first. so when she returns to full personhood, it’s not so scary.)

31. What is your favorite thing about the show?

Good moms. Mom feelings everywhere.

SO. MANY. WOMEN. of all different shapes, sizes, and motivations!

Aliens who are also lesbians!! (well, actually, aliens who are non-binary but prefer female pronouns and occasionally smooch each other. they’re all on the lgbt+ spectrum somewhere and the writers frequently confirm this.)

How you’re minding your own damn business enjoying a super fun 11-minute episode and then it suddenly levels the fuck up!

“I see so many things that could hurt you. I never should have let one of them be me.”