#and it's funny bc saliva exists to help with digestion. but they dont digest (no pee or poop) | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

coffincoitus · 2 years

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the fact that they cry blood but salivate what appears to be regular saliva raises some questions 🤔 I'm not demanding scientific logic btw I just wanna know everything about vampire fluids

#like they have sex with humans so im assuming both male and female produce normal (not blood) fluids or else they'd be outing themselves #(it'd be extremely hard to gloss over that like kshsks can you imagine)#and it's funny bc saliva exists to help with digestion. but they dont digest (no pee or poop)#the blood warms their skin so it goes straight to their veins post consumption #it doesnt linger in the digestive system. meaning their metabolism is super fast #i cant remember where i was going with this #anyway. is there a manual to anne rices vampires guts and fluids anywhere by any chance

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