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#and it's a known toxin or smth to other people
illegiblehandwriting1
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humans are funny because we like to eat things that want to eat us. And sometimes it's happening simultaneously, like kiwi and pineapple
#legitimately no reason i should post this
#im going to anyway of course
#i just ate a kiwi like an apple and it was good
#occasionally i do things that remind me of idea that humans are space orcs
#which. yeah.
#who tf would eat something that dissolves them?
#just imagining some human finding a kiwi in space
#and it's a known toxin or smth to other people
#but the human just says “ooh kiwi! sweet” and snarfs the whole thing down like an apple
#cue horrified stares
#same with caffeine
#chicken scratch
#humans are space orcs
#i guess
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