#and it's a known toxin or smth to other people
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humans are funny because we like to eat things that want to eat us. And sometimes it's happening simultaneously, like kiwi and pineapple
#legitimately no reason i should post this#im going to anyway of course#i just ate a kiwi like an apple and it was good#occasionally i do things that remind me of idea that humans are space orcs#which. yeah.#who tf would eat something that dissolves them?#just imagining some human finding a kiwi in space#and it's a known toxin or smth to other people#but the human just says “ooh kiwi! sweet” and snarfs the whole thing down like an apple#cue horrified stares#same with caffeine#chicken scratch#humans are space orcs#i guess
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