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Since you mentioned media arts, do you take multiple art classes at your school, my lady? I'm not too sure what sort of subjects others schools offer, so I am curious.
My school offers a general art and music class (..maybe a musical theory class too ? some other music class uhh.. idk it isn't my thing) in-building, however we also get the option to take online classes. I don't think there were any other art related courses available online ? Umm but yayaya :3
#➳ the fool's mail box#➳ sender; ivette#fun fact the reason I'm taking this class in the first place is bc i got moved to outdoor gym class instead of indoor gym class#which. is the only gym i can do that doesn't K.O me. because my lungs r NYAT built for biking n running n shit outside nuh uh#lemme play basketball I'll manage.. but biking. hell no#UHH so yeah and then i went ''heyy can i just do. indoor next year. because of my. y'know. health problems.''#and they were like ''sure. pick an online class to do this year instead'' and i went ''media arts sounds cool''#and it kinda is ?? i put two sound effects together and it was cool to make a noise by mashing two noises together#but uh. uh. there's so much work omfg
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Cold to the touch.
Wally West x reader
In the quiet morning hours of your apartment, Wally blinked awake, the world still blurry around him. A deep chill settled over his left side, unusual and unrelenting, reaching straight through his warmth like a ghost. It took him a second to register the sensation, but when he did, his brow furrowed. He, Wally West, was never cold. His metabolism ran so fast that he constantly radiated heat—even on the rare winter nights, he’d be the one walking around in short sleeves, perfectly comfortable. But right now, he was as cold as a block of ice.
The cause of his freezing predicament became clear as he turned his head. You were nestled against him, curled up under his arm, your face half-buried in the fabric of his T-shirt. He couldn’t help but smile softly, taking in how peaceful you looked in sleep. You always looked so put-together during the day, so focused and composed. But here, tangled in sheets and tangled in him, you were just... you.
But then his body reminded him of its complaint—his left side, the one pressed up against you, felt completely numb. He shifted his fingers experimentally, noticing how they felt almost stiff. It wasn’t uncomfortable, exactly; just startling. Wally knew that your powers had some side effects, like the constant chill to your skin, but this? This was new. A glance at the clock told him you’d been clinging to him for a while—long enough for the cold to overtake his warmth entirely.
Carefully, so as not to wake you, he brushed a thumb over your cheek. Icy as ever. He wondered if you knew just how cold you could get in sleep, when you let your guard down and let your power breathe. He kind of loved it, honestly, even if it was something you worried about sometimes. You always apologized for being "cold to the touch," but Wally secretly thought it was perfect; in a way, it was like the two of you completed each other. You’d even joke that his warmth kept you from freezing solid, but maybe... maybe he was the one who needed your coolness to slow him down, keep him grounded.
Wally chuckled softly to himself, not wanting to disturb you, but the sound rumbled through his chest and must have reached you because you stirred, your fingers twitching against his side as you woke. Your sleepy eyes fluttered open, and he caught that familiar flash of surprise in them as you registered him there.
“Morning, ice queen,” he whispered with a smirk, still teasing even half-frozen. You let out a little groan, burying your face back against his shoulder.
“Oh no,” you mumbled, voice muffled. “I did it again, didn’t I?”
“Maybe,” he admitted, grinning. “But I don't mind. It’s… kinda nice, actually. Refreshing, y’know? Like an ice bath.”
You gave him a skeptical look, though you couldn’t help the smile creeping onto your face. “Are you sure you’re okay? I know I get cold sometimes, but this… I feel like I just sucked all the heat out of you.”
“Well, I’m still here, right?” He laughed, reaching over to press a quick kiss to your forehead. “You can steal my heat any time you want. I’m serious. I don’t care how cold it gets—might take more than a little numbness to keep me away from you.”
You felt warmth spread through your chest at his words, though you tried to hide it. It was Wally’s way, always trying to make light of things. He had this easy, playful confidence about him, and his honesty was like nothing else you’d ever known. You’d had your reservations when you first started dating, wondering if he could really handle you—your powers, the risks, the way you always felt a little distant from the rest of the world. But Wally had never looked at you with anything but acceptance, treating your abilities like they were the most natural thing in the world.
“Alright, but if I freeze you solid, don’t say I didn’t warn you,” you teased back, running a cool fingertip along his jaw.
Wally shivered under your touch, though he never pulled away. “You’re lucky I like the cold.” He grinned. “Means I get to have you all to myself. You’re like my personal AC unit.”
You laughed, shaking your head. “Only you would see it that way.” But the truth was, you loved that about him—how he turned even your most daunting traits into something to appreciate, to admire. And as he wrapped his arms around you, pulling you back into his warmth, you settled into the comfort of it, letting yourself enjoy this rare moment when you could truly relax.
With Wally by your side, for once, you didn’t have to worry about holding back.
#imagine#x reader#dc#dc comics#dc universe#fluff#x you fluff#young justice#wally west#wally west x you#wally west x reader#kid flash x reader#kid flash
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•._.••¯´´•.¸¸.•headcanons about married life with abby [w nsfw]•._.••¯´´•.¸¸.•
wc: 1.1k
tags: tooth rotting fluff, smut, dom!Abby, dom/sub dynamics mentioned
a/n: lmk what you guys think abt this one:)
this is kinda in the same universe along with the abby proposes to you and wedding hcs, so if you haven't you could check them out-though this one could also be read as a standalone<3
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❦ you guys put a lot of work into your little dreamhouse™️ and are extremely proud of it. As an out and about lesbian, Abby took up a woodworking project and built a library that fits right into the wall of your living room. Which you were extremely supporting of, because it gave you the lovely opportunity to ogle your wife in a tank top and work pants, huffing, red faced and wiping sweat from her forehead in your backyard. You set an alarm and every couple of hours you bring her some cool water or lemonade with fruit and brush some locks of hair out of her dewy face<3
❦ she's also one of these people that don't believe in bringing in a handyman to fix any faulty appliance in your household. She has a huge, neon yellow tool box stashed away somewhere(you still aren't sure exactly where) that magically reappears everytime your car won't start or the air-conditioner starts making a noise. And 90% of the time Abby gets the job done, running on pure willpower and spite alone. When she doesn't and you guys have to bring someone else to do it, she just goes "Pfft, I could have totally done that. I just didn't cause I thought I might break it.". "Of course honey", you reassure her with a kiss on the cheek. You don't have her saved in your phone with an image of Bob the Builder for nothing.
❦ you guys are over at her dad's place a lot. When you were looking for a house, you made sure to get a place near his so you could visit whenever. He has a photo of you two from the wedding in his mantlepiece making the goofiest faces imaginable and every single time you visit Abby pesters him to take it down while you shit yourself laughing in the background.
❦ also, when your step-siblings Yara and Lev join, it's absolute chaos. You guys probably end up having an impromptu food fight and flick celery sticks at each other.
❦ if you have any hobbies such as knitting/playing instruments/writing etc she's fullly behind them and will always ask you to show her your progress. She's pretty proud of it as well, and smiles a little excitedly like :D
❦ please sing to her. It doesn't matter if you haven't sang a day in your life and it sounds like tires screeching on asphalt, it calms her when her baby sings to her. Will think you have the voice of a choir of angels no matter what and it is the only thing that can effectively put her to sleep. Bonus points if you play the guitar as well.
❦ Abby is really into reading(probably why she got that library built in the first place) and has one permanently etched in her night stand. She strikes me as one of these people that is a fan of the classics and doesn't read anyone that came after Hemingway. Until for her 26th birthday someone gifts her books from like Stephen King or Alison Bechdel and initially she's hesitant but eventually they grow into her and are stationed into her Hall of Fame shelf.
❦ whenever either of you is sick, you insist to pamper and care for one another. During the winter months Abs has a cold or the flu every month or so, and you have to actually fight her to take the day off and rest.
-Baby, you burning up. If you go to work you'll just get worse.
-I'm *cough* fine. I honestly feels 10 years younger. I don't get what the big deal is.
❦ you two definitely exercise together. Either you always go to the gym together-although you're not there as often as she is. Abby exercises religiously 5 times a week and that exercise will take place with or without you, but she would be damned if she didn't love when you tagged along with her. Either you guys have set up a little home gym with some basic equipment like mats, a treadmill, these bouncy balls and a weight lifting bench. Of course, you spot her, because you will take up any offer to ogle at her putting those big, powerful guns she calls arms to work. She reciprocates by insisting to hold your thighs while you do sit ups. And she inevitably ends up squeezing them like balls of dough.
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❦ when you first met Abby in your early 20s, you though it was natural for a woman her age to have such a heightened libido. After all, she did get around a lot for someone that looked like her. And that instict to fuck you senseless never abandons her-Abby is in a constant state of Wanting to Fuck, and is game whenever you are.
❦ Your sexcapades have included(but are not limited to): empty libraries, locker room showers, back alleys of clubs and just about any sturdy furniture in your house.
❦ she is a total beast when it comes to lovemaking, and can go anywhere from 2 hours to all night long, although most sessions end when you tap out bc you know you'll be sore tomorrow.
❦ even though everyone knows you're Mrs and Mrs from the ring on your finger, Abby wants to reassure that, by marking you as hers. Hickies, bites, anything is game. And she loves the slight sting of the scratch marks you leave her when she hops in the shower the morning after. She calls them claw marks affectionately.
❦ Loooves strapping you to positions she can utilise her muscle strength, like flatiron or missionary with her arms propped up. When you're scissoring, she wants to be the one with her legs on top, grinding her pussy into yours like it's nothing.
❦ I think Abby has this very hard dom image, and while she wants to take over during sex and feel like the one in control, she also needs to be taken care of. She works hard from day to night, and her past partners haven't been exactly accommodating to her needs. So whenever she's particularly exhausted, crawl under the covers to give her some head. Or in the shower. Or in the couch. Or under the dining table. She definitely cums fast when you suck her clit, it gets extremely sensitive and swollen while you're in between her legs.
❦ Is an occasional squirter, and also loves to make you squirt. It happened once as you were riding her face, and she just. slurped it all up. You lowkey passed out on the spot as your knees almost gave up.
❦ cuddling with her afterwards. There's still some resounding bliss in the air, as you both treasure the moment, your limbs all tangled up. You leave small kisses all over her sternum as she tightens her grip around you. If you're too exhausted, you fall asleep immediately, if not you just glance at each other through heavy lids with lovestruck eyes. You sleep like a baby and wake up feeling as refreshed as ever.
send me an ask if you guys would like me to elaborate any of these<3
#abby anderson x reader#abby anderson x y/n#abby anderson x you#abby the last of us#abby tlou#abby x fem!reader#abby anderson x female reader
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First Morning Together
Masterlist AO3
Summary - An interlude to Domestic Bliss. After graduating from Hogwarts, you and Remus move into a cozy little cottage in Hogsmeade. Your first morning together results in steamy spoon fucking (879 words).
Warnings - age gap, spooning, smut, impregnation kink if you squint, my grammar, not proof-read.
Notes - I don't know what this is and I kinda hate it. I was longing for something domestic but also smut without plot so there it is. I know I have several requests in my inbox but I have had some serious writer's block. I will get to them as soon as I can! I am also planning out a multi-chapters fic with possibly my first ever OC. Let me know if that is something of interest :)
You still had to remind Remus that you were not his student anymore, that it was ok to touch you, to hold your hand, to have you. You were his now, after all. You had been his for a long time already, only now you didn't have to hide it from the world.
Yet, he was still so careful around you. There was still this lingering guilt behind every touch, as if he was afraid to corrupt you. The truth was that you were corrupted ever since you laid your eyes on him for the first time 3 years ago. And that corruption had led you to this cozy little cottage nestled on the outskirts of Hogsmeade, sleeping next to the love of your life for the first time.
That love of your life had been awake for a while already, savouring the intimacy of the moment, of having you all curled up against him, fitting so perfectly into the curve of his waist as if you were made for him alone.
Your favourite thing was to feign innocence with him, to pretend you were not aware of the effect you had on him. But you knew exactly what you were doing and now, in your first morning together, you could feel the unmistakable hardness pressing against your backside as he was spooning you yet you pretended to be asleep, subtly grinding your butt against him.
He groaned and tried to put some distance between the two of you, not wanting to make you uncomfortable, but your body instinctively sought out the contact, pressing yourself back against him.
"Y/N...I'm sorry. I should-" he started stuttering.
"Don't apologize, Professor," you said, turning your head slightly to give him a mischievous smile.
His body betrayed him at the sound of his title on your lips, his length twitching with arousal against you. One of his hands found its way down to your hip, pulling you more firmly against him, causing you to gasp. You were not used to this type of assertiveness with him; he was always so careful, so gentle. But now, in the intimate confines of your shared cottage, his resolve was crumbling and he was hungry, starved.
In a swift motion, he slid your panties down just enough so that the cool air of the morning kissed over you bare bottom, making you shiver. His erection was painfully hard now. He freed himself from his boxers and slid between your cheeks as his lips found your shoulder, his breath ghosting over your skin.
"Fuck..." he let out as he started grinding himself against you in a torturous pace.
"Remus...Please," you whimpered, arching your back in a desperate plea for him to be inside you.
You could feel his lips form into a smirk against your skin; he loved having you all needy and begging. Except now there was no time for teasing. He wanted you, needed you. He aligned his length with your entrance and slowly, oh so slowly, he pushed inside of you, his arms keeping you firmly against him.
The tightness of your body threatened to undo him right then and there and he stilled for a moment in a futile attempt to control himself.
"God...you feel good," he whispered as he found his rhythm, thrusting slowly but steadily into your welcoming heat. Your soft moans and whimpers did nothing to help him stay in control, his breathing becoming ragged.
He increased the force of his pace as his hand travelled down to your core, the tip of his finger teasing over your sensitive bud. You arched your back, pushing your hips forward in a silent plea for more contact and you moaned and he gave into what you wanted, that sweet friction bringing you closer and closer to the edge.
It only took a few strokes for your climax to hit you, your entire body tensing up as you gave in to the pleasure. Remus growled as he felt you clench around him, and any ounce of restraint he had was gone. He gripped your waist, anchoring himself to you as his hips drove into you relentlessly.
"I'm close," he panted.
"Please...fill me up. I want to feel you inside me," you begged.
His thrusts became unsteady as he approached his climax, his grip on you almost painful. "Ah...fuck. You're going to make me come," he practically growled.
With one final powerful thrust, he felt the familiar explosion of pleasure erupting from him as he came inside your tight hold. His hips continued to grind against you as he pumped you with his seed before finally coming to a still.
You could feel his chest heaving against your back, his length still pulsing as he was nestled deep within you. His hand came to rest on your belly as he imagined vividly how beautiful you would look with his child growing inside you.
He pressed a soft kiss to your shoulder and whispered "I love you" against your skin, pulling you closer to him, your bodies still intimately connected.
"This is how I want every morning to be from now on," you said with a hint of a smile in your voice.
"You know I can never refuse anything to the love of my life."
#remus lupin#remus lupin x reader#professor lupin#professor lupin x reader#remus lupin smut#smut#hp fic
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Duelists and Merchants both have two module types where X is the "Convenience" and Y is the "Stats". Both branches are kinda stat sticks with huge downsides in their own way. Merchants might not sound like stat sticks, but they are. For their upfront cost, you're putting a lot on the field.
The convenience with Duelist is "instead of having no SP regen, you get 0.2/s when not blocking" while their stats module gives them +15% atk and def. For Merchant it's "instead of eating 3dp/3s (all of it), eat 2dp/3s (two thirds of it)" and their stats module gives them +20% atk.
Duelists hardly see use because they're expensive to deploy and have this sp regen issue, Merchants are also pretty niche but see more play. In both cases, you'll almost always see people use the X type. It's undeniable that only having most of your DP eaten away is much more manageable than all of it and same for regening at 20% rate instead of 0% (both Duelist modules also enable being fed SP from outside sources like Warfarin, Ptilopsis or Liskarm, but X is still a lot more convenient).
Only the 6 stars of these two branches actually have the Y types in the first place, which further disinsentivizes actually going for those modules - they're expensive to get! and for all three of these operators, the Y type wasn't even out at the time of their release.
For Eunectes, both modules offer a good talent upgrade. X leans further into improving SP recovery, upping her second talent from +0.2sp/s while blocking to +0.4/0.55, which is pretty huge. Y upgrades her damage boost from 115% to 123%, which isn't that much, and her Sanctuary from 20% to 28%, which is more noticeable. She basically just becomes even more stat sticky. She leans more into her nature as a clunky stat stick. The choice with Eunectes is kinda more ambiguous. Her convenience module does a lot for her, cause the extra sp regen is quite good and her skills are really strong.
But for Lee and Swalter, the convenience module's talent boost is honestly just bad.
Lee takes his stun-parry talent from costing 5 DP and stunning for 3s to costing 4 DP and stunning for 4s. This is a ripoff. The way it works is that when he doesn't have his protective buff, he consumes 5 DP instead of what he would normally take, so upgrading the X module just pulls his talent's cost in line with the reduced continuous payment (and increases stun duration by 1s, which isn't usually relevant. The cost reduction is on level 3, stun duration on level 2). The stats on it are alright. 300 hp, 74 atk vs 76 atk, 50 def on the other is mostly a wash (but I'd rather have 50 def over 300 hp on him).
His other module however, increases his ASPD drain from 14 +/- to 20 +/-, which gets doubled from 28 to 40 when there's only one enemy. 42 if you have him at least at Pot5 (I do) and if you have him on S2 (his best skill), he sits at a cool +72 ASPD passively. While also getting the extra +20% atk from Module Y's base effect. The difference of draining 29 ASPD and 42 is a 19% reduction in the target's damage output. Together with Mr. Nothing on blue, the two cut enemy ASPD by 77 which is just shy of the cap. Add Saileach and she bridges that gap. (you'll need a flagbearer to afford the two on field) and this utterly cripples certain bosses and most regular enemies. Lee is an amazing Duelist with Module Y.
As for Swalter, her Mod X increases her attack gain from her first talent from 4% per stack to 5%, which stacks up to 8 or 9 times (potentials), so she goes from 32/36 to 40/45 atk passively. That's pretty good, especially since none of her skills have attack buffs on them and just do atk% damage, but it is just a 6% raw damage increase. It also gives her 2 coins instead of 1 on skill activation, which is nicer than the 6% more damage (less if you have other attack buffs on her).
Mod Y on the other hand gives her +20% atk as a base effect, taking her from +32%/36% to +52%/56% atk through the same mechanics (DP consumed by trait), which is an 8.6%/7.6% raw damage increase over the other module, 15.2%/14.7% raw damage increase over no module. It also has better stats on it. Mod X has +200 hp, +40 atk, +50 def, Mod Y has +81 atk, +60 def. Now, as for her talent improvement, it goes for the other one of course. (Only Fartooth buffs the same talent with both modules, fun fact. Always get ModX for Fartooth))
Swalter's second talent stops her from dying when killed and instead puts her to 70%/80% (potential) max hp at the cost of 5 DP, which doubles with each activation. Cost resets when she's retreated.
Mod Y changes it to recover her health to 80%/90%, lowers the cost to 3 DP and makes it so it goes up by 3 per revive.
Instead of the revival cost going 5, 10, 20, 40, 80(, 99?) it goes 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, ...
Mod Y makes her more affordable. You can reasonable make her immortal by just deploying a bunch of Vanguards. This talent upgrade is so much more impactful than what Mod X gives, especially since Mod Y's base effect is stronger than half of Mod X's talent upgrade.
So basically what I'm saying is to not shy away from picking the inconvenient modules on these branches and lean into their identity instead of softening their drawbacks.
If you have these operators anyway, they're all 6 stars.
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HDJDD HI HI HI!!!!
could you please do jax x chaotic short ferret reader??
Like the reader and jax doing pranks together and bein silly :^))
Jax x chaotic!ferret!reader
Two things!
One I didnt know how to incorporate the ferret aspect into this so UHUH!! Let's pretend ♡
Two, unrelated to this ask; but I have had some people comment requests, and several more dming them to me. I want to stress that I only take requests that are sent to the inbox because otherwise I struggle with keeping up with the request! Otherwise your request will not be answered. If I failed to say this before somewhere I apologize/gen
Oh you two are unstoppable. And everyone is so so tired
You two have different genres of prank, I think
You're chaotic and spontaneous while jax is more so calculated and thought out
He puts centipedes in ragathas room and you put baked beans where they shouldn't be
Baked bean reeces cup
So oftentimes when you guys pair up and do a prank it can be a total wildcard, taking the parts of both of your styles and making something that'll really stick and confuse someone
Smirks
You know what time it is
My favorite jax hc; the fidget hc. He messes with your tail
Probably sometimes (gently) squishes your head down so your neck kinda just
Goes down??? Squishes down into your body?? Slinky neck basically
Oooo that's actually a really cool oc concept; slinky ferret
Anyways
Silently cheers you on from the side when you exercise a practical joke he just taught you
"Oughtta boy/girl, Spitfire!" (Comical sound effects play off screen as you act out jaxs instructions)
#tadc x reader#the amazing digital circus x reader#digital circus x reader#jax x you#jax x reader#jax imagine
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What do the rogues smell like? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I know you probably asked this as a joke but I thought deeply about it anyway so here you go!
Riddler:
Lemon and lavender soaps.
Edward's dad was a hoarder and so Edward has a thing about his space being clean.
when he got his first apartment he kept it obsessively clean and as a side effect of this the place always smelled like the lemon and lavender cleaning products he'd scrubbed the place with.
And since this was the first place Edward ever felt safe, he ended up associating those scents with safety.
So all his soap and cleaning products to this day are either lemon or lavender scented, so he inevitably ends up with a near permanent air freshener like scent.
Scarecrow:
Pumpkin pie now but used to smell like chemicals.
Harley got him a basket of pumpkin spice everything as a gift for his birthday one year after he developed a toxin variation that was particularly pungent and he wasn't gonna waste perfectly good hygiene products!
And he has a genuine love for pumpkin taste so he keeps cans of it around to put in his pancakes every morning.
So yeah, The Master Of Halloween smells like thanksgiving.
You can still smell the chemicals if you get close though.
Mad hatter:
“Iris Poudre” by Frederic Malle, he doesn’t care that it’s a women’s perfume, he wants to smell like a sexy flower garden and everyone else can mind their own business.
Under the perfume he smells like whatever tea he drank that day and possibly like whatever sugary treat he baked to go with it.
Unless he's been in his lab all day, then he smells like metals and plastic.
And once in a blue moon when he needs to do some intense testing, cool ranch Doritos.
Except he never brings food down there with him so how....?
Mr. Freeze:
His condition causes him to have a permanent fresh snow smell which he was pleasantly surprised by.
Like the other scientists on this list carries a kind of "laboratory smell" with him.
His suit smells... weird. Like you can smell that a person was there but there's no sweat smell and its honestly a little off-putting. Luckily he cleans it very regularly.
He used to wear “Angel’s share” by Killian because Nora has good taste and wasn’t gonna let her husband smell like detergent and nothing else.
He'll start wearing it again when she wakes up.
Penguin:
“Tobacco Vanille” by Tom Ford mainly. The man wants to ooze class.
He also wears it because he always has a cigar after his lunch and dinner so he needs to wear something he knows won't clash scents with his Arturo's.
And if you're thinking that smell is strong, that's on purpose.
Oswald has a small group of birds in his atrium that he cares for personally out of affection, and because of that if you get right up close to him you’ll smell bird cage. Not great.
He might also smell like seafood after meals but not really in a bad way, more in a "Well fuck, now I'm craving Red Lobster!" way.
TwoFace:
“REPLICA jazz club” Because before he was Twoface he was a snazzy lawyer who wanted to smell like how big band music sounds.
There's also the medicine he puts on his acid burns which smells exactly how you’d expect it to.
The two mixing together isn't unpleasant but it is a bit confusing to get a whiff of if you don't know who it's coming from.
It smells kinda like an expensive hospital room.
He might also smell like Bloody Mary's if he's had a bad day.
Harley:
“Tutti Fruity Candy” by Bath and bodyworks
Unless she’s going to one of Oswald’s fancy parties, Then she wears “Into The Night”…. Also by bath and bodyworks.
She also smells a bit like bubblegum.
She smells like how a slumber party feels I think.
Just smells like fun!
Catwomen:
Has accumulated an impressive collection of expensive perfumes as gifts from various gentleman friends over the years and uses them almost at random so literally no one knows until she shows up.
She also smells a bit like cats.
Poison Ivy:
ROSES
Like a very aggressive rose smell.
Like you aren’t allowed to wear rose scented perfume in Gotham because it makes people try to evacuate the area.
Ivy could smell like any flower she wanted of course.
But who doesn't love roses?
Bane:
Harley strikes again and got him Dr. Squach products because he's Mr. manly man and she thought it was funny.
He shares John's "waste nothing" philosophy and used all of it, then bought more because he liked it.
His favorite scent is alpine sage but he changes it up sometimes.
He also smells like 24 hour fitness, because obviously.
He might also smell like peanut butter protein shakes.
Bookworm:
Musty dusty book smell.
He smells like a socially awkward moth eaten carpet.
He smells like an old arm chair with a cat sitting in it.
He smells like cocoa butter because he is an ashy bitch who needs to be moisturized.
Please buy him some cologne.
Killer Croc:
Waylon's home may be in the sewer but his home also happens to be beachfront property, so he smells like ocean mainly.
With all his free time between heists and such, Waylon often takes on elaborate cooking projects with a focus on BBQ and smoking meat. Which means he smells like a plethora of kitchen spices, smoke and herbs.
Maybe it's the alligator skin, maybe it's the jackets he wears, but he always smells a little like leather.
So the entire effect is "Bar and grill by the ocean with those really nice leather booths"
Please make him into a cologne.
Music Meister:
He avoids scented products to avoid irritating his respiratory system in any way.
So He just smells like a clean human.
Possibly lemon and honey from trying to soothe those vocal cords with weak tea.
Joker:
Is also a basic bath and bodyworks bitch, he wears “Among The Clouds”.
He does class it to the roof for formal events though and switches to "English Promenade 19" By Krigler.
If you catch him without any scent on he smells slightly acidic and some other rogues would describe him as smelling "sickly". He's not physically sick as his doctors can attest, in fact his chemical bath raised the PH across his body so he can't even get most diseases anymore.
Because of this he can tend to overdue it on the scent to hide the sickly and chemical smells.
Like Jervis, Joker often smells like his baking projects. (Except the project is almost exclusively some sort of pie.)
#pastry writes#headcanon#batman villains#batman#gotham rogues#batman rogues#edward nygma#riddler#scarecrow#Johnathan crane#jervis tetch#mad hatter#mr freeze#victor fries#nora fries#penguin#oswald cobblepot#twoface#harvey dent#harley quinn#harleen quinzel#catwomen#selina kyle#poison ivy#pamela isley#bane#bookworm#Killer croc#waylon jones#music meister
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Scar HC S10E12
actually welcome to Scar Says Sus Stuff
this was supposed to be me talking about my favorite parts or parts I want to share but it's just the sus parts and several things that I specifically liked
like. a rly in depth AO3 comment except with a YouTube video.
spoilers for his video
(I haven't watched most of scar's episodes so far)
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1:01 "grant me access to the hole" scar. scar please. your wording. fix it. but also never change we love you but oh my god SCAR
it is actually triggering me that he's just casually on three hearts. my man PLEASE EAT
3:53 "I'm gonna wait for [Grian] inside of his mouth"
5:38 "well now Skizz and my bits are all mixed together"
6:06 "I fall for it EVERY time, by the way" -Skizz. I love Scar and Skizz, the two gullible-est people bonding over how they're gullible. It's genuinely somehow wholesome.
6:20 "something of substance was gonna come from this"
6:44 SKIZZ COME ON MAN I HAD FAITH IN YOU WHAT THE HECK
6:51 There was PASSION in this. Scar go off on them YEAH
7:33 how did I know he was gonna be one block off. rip scar you tried o7
7:40 "he didn't get inside my hole at all" SCAR.
8:17 "we could get six horns" the word horns sounds like hoards. and also kind of the other word.
8:39 (for one frame) the inside of scars face is cursed
10:17 THAT WAS SMOOTH THAT WAS SO SMOOTH IM OBSESSED??? SCAR YOURE A MAGICIAN. A WIZARD. THAT SNAP. IM OBSESSED.
but also. scar. why do you have a tnt minecart as decoration. scar I don't have high hopes for this room. scar you come from the Life series. scar. it's gonna die. someone's gonna shoot it with a flame bow I guarantee it
10:46 LMAO the way he tried to say cartographer sounds so. like. idk endearing or smth idk. Like he tried to breathe in and talk at the same time.
11:05 "I've just realized I kind of look like a composter" that is the entire clip by the way. all you out of context makers, I need that in there. idk if it'll be as funny as it is in here, because seriously, the delivery of having literally no other context other than it just being a random thought that popped into Scar's head is so funny to me
11:41 scar at the goat horn shop what will he do. I'm not mad scar. I think you're an adult who is making decisions with their fictional money. and you deserve it. you deserve that goat horn.
11:52 I lied put it back
12:44 WAIT YOURE GONNA PUT TURTLES AND DOLPHINS IN HERE THATS SICK I LOVE IT
in seventh grade we did an essay on whether zoos are good or bad and while I do love scars character in this I literally cannot stop thinking about it :(
13:15 SCAR THAT WAS TOO SMOOTH I--OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THATS SUCH A COOL TRANSITION AND ALSO THE SOUND EFFECT OH MY GODSSSSS
ALSO YOU SWIRLED TO SUCH A COOL NEW THING WHAT THE HECK WOW LIKE OKAY
wait oh my god it's a sink?? the water and lava?? oh my god??
14:55 damn Gem and Grian's spike has grown
15:35 scar I don't think you remember where your stuff is in the first place. at least like this it'll look cool. although the underground weird chest monster has character and I actually kinda like it in the same way that I like when my floor is a mess because it just feels inhabited and has personality
15:58 oh my god scar you transition god
16:33 scar why are you there
16:35 Etho I appreciate you LMAO
17:19 Etho have you seen Skizz's storage. it's. bad. like. it is worse than Scar's. Genuinely. It gives me pain.
17:25 THE PEARL DOORS. THE BOATEM PEARL DOORRSSSS also scar going through the middle even tho Etho literally opened the other door for him LMAO
17:32 ah yes dig when there is an entrance yes yes
17:43 honey roofs. I see you're obsessed with Joel's gift mr. slab.
this scene is actually amazing. I've never seen Etho and scar interact 1 on 1 (I don't watch a lot of Scar, and I have watched Etho a total of approximately once. his videos are rly long) and also just. Etho's system is so cool.
also Etho's storage system is adorable :D
I like both storage systems. Etho's is significantly more functional (and less likely to explode, scar that minecart is making me wary) but I really enjoy the aesthetic of Scar's.
thank you for coming to Royal says stuff, go watch scar's video, it's great.
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okay get ready, strap in, we got a two parter. Time for my notes on episodes 12&13 (The Menagerie):
- I wonder if they’re really gonna put the men into menagerie
- I got whammied. They all appeared at once. Together.
- OMG PIKE
- the kuleshov effect doesn’t work to well in this situation
- Spock’s gonna betray them? Kirk believes that Spock can literally do no wrong
- Spock sneaking around is hilarious but again hiding in plain sight should not be an effective strategy
- UHURA! Yes!
- SPOCK! No!
- He’s so stressed, look MORE EMOTION
- where has Bones puttered off to- oh there he is
- Kirk devastated that his boyfriend could lie to him so he confides in his other boyfriend about it
- Bones sitting on surfaces compilation (12:35)
- “there’s a false entry that doesn’t jibe with the facts” jibe…
- Bones defending Spock my heart ughhhggg
- Why is Spock trying to get Doctor McCoy back on the enterprise??
- he yoinked the ship- he fuckin yoinked it
- uh oh McCoy is suspicious. “Follow Spock’s instructions to the letter” like hell he will
- Spock listening to “shuttlecraft is past point of safe return” and you can see him look like ‘god fucking dammit Jim’
- “I keep thinking who would be coming at us in a shuttle craft, and I keep coming up with the same answers” yeah it’s your idiot boyfriend, McCoy
- “for mutiny, doctor. I never received orders to take command” and that’s your second idiot boyfriend
- Bones is so worried, he doesn’t want Spock confined, he also doesn’t want to believe he’s been deceived by his friend
- Spock looks so ashamed and sad. He’s sad.
- “whatever he’s up to, he’s planned it well” no he hasn’t. I see his fear and panic. (Edit: this turned out to be somewhat untrue)
- wow that’s a good angle on those tapes. That’s so cool that they’re bringing back the pilot tho
- forgot this was how he chose to lay down to wait for his doctor
- wait wait wait so you expect me to believe aliens filmed this episode?
- so is Spock trying to send Pike to this planet so that he can live with Vina?
- *close up on Spock from episode one. Cut to the meeting room present day* Kirk: I’m so glad Bones bought you that eyeshadow, Mr. Spock
SECOND PART STARTS HERE - checkpoint
- considering how blue Pike’s eyes are it’s so funny how Chris Pine ended up playing Kirk and not a guy called Chris Pike…
- that’s kind of amazing how it almost seems like this is just apart of the episode (especially considering the fact that all the stuff in the original episode had so much world building. Like it really seemed like all the adventures were already normal.) like they made this past storyline as just another part of the episode.
- forgot how awesome number one was, kinda excited to watch strange new worlds now
- get sent to hell, dipshit
- I FORGOT ABOUT THE ‘bouinngg’ NOISE
- since they get to replay a whole damn episode I get to put in my favourite notes I made from watching this the first time
- WHAT THE COMMODORE WAS FAKE?!?
- the nod from the beings at the end is so like “yeah that sounded so good.”
- and they lived happily ever after
The end
Master post
(note to self: Pls draw Bones doing Spock’s makeup but like that one pic)
#Star Trek#star trek the original series#star trek tos#star trek kirk#tos kirk#captain james kirk#christopher pike#captain pike#star trek spock#tos spock#spock#star trek mccoy#tos mccoy#leonard bones mccoy#star trek uhura#tos uhura#nyota uhura
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Context for this: I've decided that since Peter 2 creates webs in his body it makes sense for him to also produce a way to dissolve them, so I came up with this special spit he can produce that happens to taste pretty sour and bitter. He uses a bit of the spit when he and Wade get settled on a roof to eat in order to unseal the makeshift take-away package hed put together earlier without ripping it open, which is exciting for Wade to see and they talk a bit about Peter 2's webs a bit. Anyway, after they eat and *cough* other activities (roof sex, filthy roof sex), they get ready to go and Peter 2 decides to ask if Wade wants to taste the special spit, since the other Peters already had. Of Course Wade is down for that.
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“Okay, so, for the sake of curiosity… would you like to taste the web-dissolving spit?”
Wade gasped, “Uh, yeah! Hell yeah…! Hit me with that Spidey-juice!”
Peter 2 ran his tongue into the back corner of his mouth and worked up a bit from the gland, then nodded and waved Wade in for a kiss. Wade went in for it with enthusiasm, the taste hitting him immediately. He made a little sound but didn’t pull off right away, sliding his tongue around curiously. Peter 2 figured out what he was doing and pulled off as an additional dribble of the secretion flooded his mouth. “Ack- pht…” He spat on the ground, coincidentally hitting the web patch and leaving a gaping hole.
“Hehehe! Sorry, sorry… that wasn’t cool of me… Hmm! Kind of a cruel irony that it tastes bad to you… I’m also surprised if that hasn’t happened on accident when you were sucking face- or has it?”
Peter 2 spat a few more times. “Hmm! Thankfully not. It’s pretty far back there and on the other side of my teeth from where kissing tongues tend to be. So, it doesn’t bother you at all, then?”
“It’s got kind of a slight stomach acid twang to it, which I can see as being the most off-putting aside from the bitterness… which I’d rate a little below Campari. You could spit that in a glass of gin with a lemon twist and I’d drink it.” Wade shrugged.
“Uh… would not recommend doing that. I worked at a theater as a bartender for a little while, there was a guy who was being pretty insufferable to his date- I don’t think he was going to get violent, and he was calling enough attention to himself that it was highly unlikely any drugging was on his agenda- but she was apparently not as impressed by the show as he thought she should be and he was insulting her intelligence and upbringing over it. So when I ducked down to grab more ice I dripped a couple teaspoons worth in the bottom of the shaker for his dirty gin martini… she was having chardonnay. Anyway, he took two swallows and then froze stock still… I’m kinda expecting to get yelled at, but he doesn’t get that far because he just immediately shits himself as soon as he stands up. Fully liquid running out of his pants leg. No idea that was a side effect! That’s why I pulled away when you did that, not just because it tastes bad to me. Doesn’t affect me that way, thankfully, and trace amounts seem safe as well.”
“Webs!!! That’s so fucking devious I love it…!!” Wade cackled with glee, “Oh, fuck! You’re a better man than me, I would absolutely be dosing pricks like that on purpose all the time…”
“Ehhh… I was the one who had to clean up the bar, though, which pretty much put me off doing it in future.”
Wade giggled. “The point of spitting in a drink is that they can’t tell you did it, though… didn’t you think he was going to notice the taste?”
“Oh- yeah he was also being an insufferable prick about how people drink safe fruity things or white wine and don’t have complex palates, and then he orders a dirty gin martini and says I should be sure to swirl it, not shake it…” Peter 2 smirked. “I’m sure he tasted it but if he was going to pull a face it would’ve made him look bad.”
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Creepy Crawlies
Spider-man x reader
Summary: You never expected your museum internship to be reminiscent of the Night at the Museum movies, but life comes at you fast. As it turns out, so do giant spiders.
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“And as we round the corner, you’ll enter our history wing,” you said, doing your best to not sound entirely monotone. You knew you weren’t succeeding. Despite your best efforts, your heart just wasn’t in it. Yesterday morning, you'd been dumped.
You hadn't even been seeing the cute guy from your photography course for two weeks. You'd been on two dates with him (both of which he'd been late for) before he decided it just wasn't working out.
Well, that was fine by you. It was his loss. Really. You weren't even upset. You had hardly cried yesterday, and you didn't even eat all your ice cream. Did you spend your entire day off hiding under blankets and watching tv? Maybe, but you came to your paid internship today, despite the heavy rain, and that was what mattered.
A shout of your name interrupted the half-hearted tour you'd been giving. You wheeled around to find your boss looking at you expectantly.
"Did you forget?" He asked.
You stared at him blankly, "Forget what?"
"Addie?"
Recently the museum curator's ten-year-old daughter had taken a liking to you. Apparently, Addie's nanny had gone home to France for a month, so her mother was using the museum she ran as free childcare. The girl had taken turns with all the museum staff but decided you were the best. Thus, your superiors stuck her with you. You were reluctant at first, but Addie was good company, so you didn't really mind. Plus her mom said she'd give you a bonus at the end of your summer internship.
"Oh no," you said, eyes wide.
Your boss nodded at you, "Go, I'll take your tour." Before he was even done talking, you were jogging towards the new arachnid exhibit.
"You're late," the pig-tailed girl said. She sat on the floor outside the blocked-off entryway. Officially, the exhibit wasn't opening for another week, but Addie demanded early entry. She said that she would judge the presentation you prepared for the hall, and give you pointers on how to make it even better.
"I'm sorry," you replied, ducking under the caution tape to pull back the tarp. "I lost track of time."
The girl ducked under your arm and into the exhibit. You followed close behind, not eager to lose sight of her in an area still under construction.
"I've been told that most of the work in here is done," you started, "but it's important to keep away from anything they're still putting together." Addie did not seem impressed by your warning and began wandering toward the crowning jewel of the space.
"Woah," she said in awe, staring up at the twenty-foot spider resting on its even larger faux web. It was certainly a feat of engineering. "How'd they build that thing?"
"I think some Hollywood special effects guy helped," Addie shrugged.
"Well, it sure is freaky," you said. Creepy crawlies had never been your thing.
"No!" Addie was quick to scold you, "It's amazing!"
"Ok, I guess it's kinda cool," you conceded, "but it looks like it'll come to life and eat us."
"That's the point! My mom says it's a detailed replica of a Black Widow Spider, meant to give people a better look and dispel their fears," Addie nodded confidently.
You eyed the thing skeptically, "I think I'll have to overcome my own fears before I can help people dispel theirs." Addie rolled her eyes at you and grabbed your wrist, dragging you away from the giant spider.
"Come on, let's look around while I tell you why spiders are cool and not scary. You should add all this to your tour material, by the way," she told you seriously.
Marching you past areas on jumping spiders, giant spiders, foreign spiders, and local spiders, Addie seemed determined to change your mind about the creatures.
"Ok, they might be important, but I still think they're icky," you shrugged at her. She made a face at you and dragged you on for another few steps before you stopped. Looking at the display you tried not to shiver.
"Come on, there are more spiders to see," she demanded.
"You know, I think you're on to something," you told her. She turned to you, confused. "Spiders really aren't the worst," you barreled on, "ticks are." You gestured toward the tick display.
"Eugh," Addie said, disgusted.
"I didn't even know those were arachnids," you admitted.
"Those are worse than scorpions," she nodded along. "I don't think I've seen the scorpion section yet," she scanned around for it.
"It's over there," you gestured, "they need to glue the tip of his tail on to make him scary. Can't make him worse than our spider friend, though," you nodded towards the giant display.
Suddenly, Addie looked afraid, "you might be right."
"Are all the spider pictures finally getting to you? I've been itchy for the last ten minutes. I feel like I need to wash my hair," you shivered, unaware of the larger issue.
"Your hair's fine," Addie said, staring over your shoulder, "but we might not be."
You were taken aback by her words, "What?" Your voice gave out when you saw the twenty-foot spider crawling down off its web and towards you. Tears welled up in your eyes as you watched in crawl closer. "Run," you whispered. The ten-year-old didn't need to be told twice. She bolted out of the room and started screaming. It took you another few seconds to listen to your own advice and start after her.
"RUN," you screamed, hoping the closest visitors would hear you and heed your warning. "GET OUT OF THE BUILDING."
The spider was light. Its footsteps sounded not much heavier than that of a few bustling museum-goers. What it lacked in weight, it made up for in speed, and it was gaining on you. When you rounded the corner into the main entrance of the museum, all hell broke loose. If Addie's screaming and your hollering hadn't scared anyone, the giant black widow spider chasing you certainly did.
People who had just walked in the doors ran back out of them. A practical mob of people pushed and shoved their way through the exit. Some people entered further into the museum, vying for back doors. You were just busy trying not to catch a stray bullet as the security guards opened fire on the creature chasing you.
The warnings you'd been yelling turned quickly into screams of terror as you faced danger on every side. Stampeding crowds trying to leave had quickly begun to trample each other. More security guards arrived to shoot at the thing behind you, and you could've sworn the spider herself had just dripped venom onto you.
But how could a museum display spider have venom? And, more importantly, how could it come alive?
You didn't have time to ponder these questions as you were swiftly removed from the situation. Suddenly you found yourself standing on the second floor, looking out over the chaos.
"Addie said you might need a save."
You turned to see Spider-man standing behind you. You let out a sigh of relief, knowing the little girl was safe.
"Great timing," you said. It was all you could manage after the biggest shock of your life.
"Are you alright?" The masked man asked, seemingly concerned.
"I think it spat on me, but I really don't know how it did that because it shouldn't have organs," you said, perplexed.
"Sorry?"
"Yeah, no, this thing is a display piece," you tried to explain.
"I guess all press is good press," he shrugged. "How much did this cost?" The hero seemed surprised.
"It didn't use to be alive," you told him gravely, eyes wide.
"Got it, that makes more sense," he nodded.
"Does it?" You asked, thoroughly upset by the events of the day.
"You know what? Maybe not," Spider-man replied, turning to look at the scene unfolding. You followed his gaze to see the bottom half of a security guard hanging out of the spider's mouth. "Oh, wow, is that my cue," he said, jumping onto the railing. "Stay safe!" He pointed at you as he fell backward off the second floor.
You raced to the edge to see the masked hero catch himself with a web before landing on the spider's back. He squeezed the thing by its throat, trying to get it to spit out the security guard.
"Security guards are not a snack!" Spider-man said as he wrestled with it. "Don't make me do the Heimlich on you!"
Finally, the spider regurgitated the security guard to focus on the nuisance on her back. "Cool- it worked! Maybe that was the Heimlich."
Spider-man launched a web to the ceiling and swung off the giant spider's back. Dropping closer to the ground, he started webbing the thing's legs together. Eventually, the thing lost its balance and fell to the marble floor with a resounding thud.
"I guess I can add exterminator to my resume," the masked man said, standing over the felled spider.
He gave the thing's head a firm kick, accidentally separating it from its body. "Oh shit," he said, pulling the severed head back to him with a web.
Looking at the gaping hole its head left, the spider was obviously animatronic. You'd have to have a serious talk with Addie's mom about doing background checks before hiring people. You let out a huff.
Clearly, Spider-man's senses were more keen than you realized. He looked up to find you still standing by the railing. Using a web, he launched himself up to stand next to you.
"So, a spider just saved you from a spider," he started, "pretty meta, huh?" You gave him a courteous nod, not feeling up to joking as you looked down at the robot spider carcass.
Spider-man grabbed your shoulder, lightly turning you away from the sight. "Are you sure you're alright, miss?"
"Not quite," you shook your head.
"You weren't hurt, were you?" He took a hurried step toward you, looking you over.
"Yesterday, I was dumped. Today I got chased by a giant man-eating spider. Does it ever get better?" You asked, tears welling in your eyes.
Spider-man couldn't help but let out a little snort. Your eyes widened at his reaction. You scoffed and slapped his chest.
"Are you laughing at me?" You asked wetly.
He put his hands up in surrender, "Sorry, I'm sorry, really." You shook your head at him.
"No, you're not! This is just like the time a raccoon got in my basement," you complained, tears streaming down your face.
Spider-man had to hide his continued laughter.
"No one believed me! I had to shoo it out with a broom all by myself," you said tearily, glaring at him. The masked man was practically bent over, trying to hold his laughter. Unfortunately for you, his laughter was highly contagious. It wasn't long before you were chuckling a bit too.
He pulled himself together, "This was much worse than a raccoon. You have every right to be upset."
"Thanks," you nodded, wiping your face.
"Want me to swing you home?" He asked.
As tempting as it sounded, you weren't sure about the state of the museum. Or your job. "They're usually pretty strict about hours here."
Although you couldn't see his face, you knew Spider-man was giving you a look. "I think it's safe to say the museum is closed for the day."
"Still-"
"What would you even do? Flush the bug down the toilet?"
"That's what I do at home," you shrugged.
He shook his head at you good-naturedly, "Come on, we can stop for muffins on the way." That got you up.
Spider-man spent the following hour making you feel better post-animatronic spider attack. When he finally left you on the stoop of your apartment building, you realized you'd answered your own question. It did get better.
Too bad your stupid, loser ex-boyfriend, Peter Parker, wasn't around to see it.
#spider man x reader#tasm!peter parker x reader#peter parker x reader#mcu!spiderman x reader#mcu!peter x reader
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Knock Knock, Boys! Ep 9 Stray Thoughts
Last week, Thanwa moved back in with Max as a way to put some distance between himself and Peak, but also maybe to spy on Max. Thanwa bailed on his safe job to take a risk of becoming a food reviewer, and was offered a contract. Thanwa and Peak met up at the restaurant again, and it's clear the attraction remains even though Peak can't say what needs to be said. Meanwhile, the Scooby gang reconciled and worked towards finding out who filmed Jumper and Sean. Almond and Latte were being affectionate, and Lukpeach got all her life. The gang realized that Max was the likely suspect and confronted him at the apartment right as Max was trying to assault Thanwa. We left at Thanwa being let down by Peak when Peak thought Thanwa might be trying to cover evidence.
Oh ho. Why is Latte mad at Almond? I like the effects of this. I remember 8-bit games.
Only three sausages? I love this petty behavior.
Almond and Latte learning the important lesson of not pissing off the person who cooks your meals.
Almond, this potential fight you envisioned is actually so horny.
I actually would like to see Thanwa and Peak go on a beach trip.
Not Lukpeach getting to qiqi with Jumper about her ship!
I deeply appreciate how seriously this show is taking its themes on sexuality. I love that they let Lookpeach lead for these scenes. You can root for a couple without overstepping boundaries.
Are they doing this dick inspection at school??
I love Latte so much. My man is hard and doing his best.
It's so fun that we were all correct about Jumper having the birthmark, and yet he didn't end up being an enemy.
Now, Almond, what are you being so irritable about?
I actually love that Latte told Peak he wasn't in the mood to deal with his problems. It's actually okay to not be someone's sounding board whenever they want it.
At least Thanwa is out and everyone took a male suitor bringing gifts well. Kinda surprising that Peak wouldn't be more sensitive about being clocked.
Yes, Lookpeach, please help these boys. We can use BL to help actual queers. I'm okay with this.
I love this novel reading scene for some meta commentary. I'm choosing to read this as: BL can help real queers frame their problems to get through them, but it often circles the drain with repetitive beats.
I love when characters that are trying to help back off at the critical moment to let the guys figure themselves out without an audience.
I do genuinely like these two getting over the hump and making progress, but I don't know that I felt the emotional core of their fight this episode. I can maybe piece together they were both feeling angst about not being sure if the other could be serious about them, and that came to a head after an intimate moment between them.
It's actually cool how effectively this show has built up the cast relationships that it doesn't feel weird to have Peak hang out with these college kids when he's a bit lost.
I kinda wish we hadn't just written off Max as "the police are dealing with it" so we didn't put off Thanwa reaching for that camera for the whole episode.
Okay, so Thanwa was not with Max as a spy.
Hate that Jane calling has me so nervous and looking in the background of this loss for the inevitable problem that Peak has been avoiding.
Oh look. It's Peak's dad.
This is the first time I felt like an episode of this show was long. I'm not sure the double fights worked that well, and I don't think enough got cleared up with Peak and Thanwa. I do like the emotional core of what Almond and Latte are experiencing, but this was a rough transition. Hopefully we get some interesting early relationship stuff with them in this final arc since they're over the hill now.
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Obey Me! Nightbringer "The Phantom Butterflies" Pop Quiz Event
!SPOILERS FOR THE EVENT! (also this discussion will involve omegaverse cause if you know you know)
Read through this story the first day of the event, but then things got busy and I wasn't able to make a post about it till now. :(
This event was really fun! Also as an omegaverse fan all the conversations about Levi going into 'heat' was funny to me xD
I'm not a fan of perfumes - get agitated easily, but do like scents in other products. Its cool how you can mix scents to get something completely different or create a vibe that matches a character like Levi is doing here.
Ummm this sounds kinda disturbing... idk if I would want to put that on my face.
Ah yes the start of the 'scenting'. Was a side effect of mixing all these ingredients together that Levi can now smell people's 'true' scent, or is more sensitive to the scent of people he's attracted too? Also why do you need to be alone Levi? huh? huh?
Kinda sweet how Asmo remembered what show/character Levi is into at the moment TwT
Perfume ambassador would be a prefect job for Asmo if the situation wasn't so sus. Beel also gets Bel a pillow spray to help with sleep from the same shop that is 100% the same as the perfume given to Asmo. (loving all these brother support moments!)
Idk if it was mentioned before in past stories/events or not where Beel works? I'm assuming he works to help offset the cost of his food?
Luckily Beel told Bel before hand what the location of the shop is. That combined with Asmo's info they search for the butterfly store location. Turns out the area is owned by Mephi's family and he confirms the store is sus.
OMG Beel is so busy! (side note: he should have been in Fangol event)
Heck yah world lore! The phantom butterflies seem to be like a 'will o the wisp' leading people into the forest to get lost. Plus you could get turned into a butterfly!
Levi in heat part two xD was laughing at his survival rules! They are honestly great rules tbh based on the few horror movies I've seen.
This is really cool ngl. Poor butterflies were lonely though T_T
YES LEVI GO USE YOUR POWERS OF A GOOD OLDER BROTHER!!
It is neat Levi! You inspired the butterflies to go out and find happiness! (tho they kinda did it in a not so great way)
So cute his loud passion yelling about anime caused this :3
Levi in heat part three lmao This was just wild! Basically he basically begins to lose his sense of reason due to our 'scent'. I tried all the combos for this and sadly their was no kiss, just a lot of cuddling and horny words. But like...that was pretty good too heh heh. <3
Liked how Lucifer didn't discourage Levi here from making the perfume he wants to make, just that he should do it in moderation.
Overall this event gets a big YES from me!
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your turn to die ship pairings that i think would be interesting:
1. reko x nao. thé lesbians!!! i know this is not remotely a rare pair but i feel like this ship is super interesting because they’re so different but when it comes to core values they have a lot in common. they both care so deeply about other people and form attachments quickly. and in a way, i feel like when they’re together, they’re stronger. nao helps reign reko in when her emotions get the better of her, and reko helps keep nao centered and focused in times of crisis. i just think it works so well.
2. sara x nao. this is a ship that is technically frowned upon in america (since sara is 17 and nao is 18-19 ish) but in japan there’s no problem with it i’m pretty sure? idk. they’re so close in age anyway that i personally don’t see it as an issue but maybe that’s just me. i feel like it would work similarly to reko x nao but to me, sara and nao both have a very strong inner peace that makes them stronger than they seem on the outside. though nao is a bit volatile in times of distress, for the most part, she’s very thoughtful and gentle. sara on the other hand is logical and sharp, and i feel like these two personalities would work super well together because they both think so deeply about the world and try to have faith in others.
3. kai x shin. okay this one sounds weird but hear me out. they’re both somewhat vulnerable young adults who put on a front in order to seem untouchable. i feel like since they have this in common, they would understand and trust each other, and be able to break down the walls that they both created. i also think since neither of them are very socially adept, they would enjoy each others’ strange senses of humors, and there would be no weird power imbalance that might throw shin off. even though kai is powerful, he’s also very humble, and he rarely actually causes danger. shin would likely find comfort in kai more than fear, and kai would feel little instinct to protect somebody who is already so clearly capable. also shin showing kai how to use a smartphone and kai making shin eggs benedict.
4. q-taro x mai. okay yeah i know that mai like lowkey almost killed q-taro or whatever but like mistakes happen mai is literally just a girl. anyway i think especially out of the context of the game, these two would make such a cute couple! they both sort of come off as selfish, but they both care a lot about their effect on the world and the people around them, and they both have a lot of passion! i feel like they would just match each other’s energies and support each others’ ambitions with enthusiasm which is just so cute to imagine.
5. sara x ranmaru. okay considering their situation in the game i highly doubt that this is a rarepair in any capacity. but i sort of see this as an opposites attract sort of deal? sara is so connected to the world and fiery and passionate while ranmaru is sort of detached and in his own world. but i could see them complementing each other very well. ranmaru being the constant gentle hand on sara’s shoulder, quietly protective, and sara inch by inch pulling ranmaru out of his shell and showing him how vibrant the world could really be if he just let himself exist in it. idk i think it would be cool!
i’m not sure how much i truly ship these pairings but i think they’re at least kinda fun to think about!
#your turn to die#yttd#your turn to die fandom#prodigal yttd#shin tsukimi#mai yttd#kai satou#q taro burgerberg#yttd qtaro#reko yabusame#nao egokoro#sara chidouin#ranmaru yttd
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Koi no Yokan 5: find reasons to say yes (Nishinoya Yuu x Reader)
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Summary: The Karasuno High School volleyball club works towards finals. You spend this time deciding how you feel about your new clubmates.
Warnings: blanket series warnings (general background family stuff)
Word count: ~4000
Yachi yelps whenever you address her unexpectedly. And she's never expecting it, so she always yelps. It's cute in a skittish, scared-bunny sort of way.
This particular instance makes you laugh. "Did I do something to make you scared of me, or…?"
"N-no! What did you, um—what did you need?"
It's the first day that Hinata and Kageyama haven't come for Yachi since you got roped into this manager thing. Variously they have and haven't dragged you into studying, too, depending on the day. You guess Yachi's just more approachable, maybe, or maybe it's that Hinata is more drawn to someone who can match his energy. On the other hand, Kageyama seems to just be along for the ride more than anything, which you get. You gel with him a little better, at least. Yachi, though, you really do want to get to know, so you let your short-sightedness drag you into starting a conversation you haven't fully prepared for.
You toy with your hair idly. You're really not sure how to approach this. When was the last time you even tried? "Did you have a good weekend? I mean, I know we saw each other yesterday, but—you know. Did you?"
She visibly relaxes. You'd like to think your own pervasive awkwardness is putting her at ease. "Mm! Hinata and Kageyama-kun came over to study after practice."
"Oh, good! How're they coming along?"
"They're nervous, I think, but they've been working really hard!"
"Really? That's great!" Uh, fuck—you scramble for something else to say. "Nishinoya-senpai and Tanaka-senpai are working hard, too. I went to Nishinoya-senpai's to help them out Saturday, too."
"A-aren't they kinda scary?"
You wave a dismissive hand. "Not at all. They're kinda goofy, honestly."
"I think everyone's a little scary, still…" she sighs. "It's hard not to, you know?"
"Yeah, I get that. But trust me, they're just excitable." Okay, okay. That's good. You're getting somewhere. "Any ideas on the whole manager thing?"
She brightens, flashes a smile. "Yeah, actually! I talked to Hinata a little before he left and I think I've settled on my answer."
"That sounds like good news! Let's hear it."
"Well… two things, really. I borrowed Hinata and Kageyama-kun yesterday for this, but… I'm gonna join. I've been actually working on maybe making some donation posters? I, um, overheard Sensei talking to the coach the other day and it sounds like the club is kinda hurting for money so we can get buses and stuff…"
Shit. She's so much more put together than you are. You're gonna have to step it up if it's gonna matter that you're here at all. "Woah. That's really cool that you're doing that!" You hope your voice doesn't come out too strained.
"What about you, [surname]-chan?"
A nervous laugh. "Well, I haven't thought of doing anything cool to help the team yet, but I am starting to think maybe this whole exam deal was just a pretense to convince us to get on board. Nishinoya-senpai and Tanaka-senpai got me on Saturday, too."
"Wait, that's great! We'll be managing together, then. With Shimizu-senpai, too, of course!" Another sweet little smile.
You are somewhere between "protect this girl with your life" and "do everything possible to make sure this girl does not outshine you".
…this might be what it's like to have a sister.
"Yeah! I haven't given my application to Shimizu-senpai yet. You?"
"Nope! Honestly, I was a bit nervous to go looking for her by myself… there's no practice until after exams now, right?"
"Right. Pretty sure that's having the opposite effect, if these boys are anything to go by. I think Hinata might explode if he doesn't get enough exercise."
She laughs. "Yeah, I sort of get that impression. Do you wanna come with me to track down Shimizu-senpai so we can turn in our applications while we've got time?"
You agree easily enough, and so the two of you make your way to the first floor, where the third years have their classes. Admittedly, you have no idea where to begin looking for Shimizu beyond that. It takes most of the rest of lunch to find her, eventually spotting her in a random classroom. Really, it's the other volleyball club members you notice--the third years apparently eat lunches together from time to time, if not all the time. Asahi is much easier to spot than Shimizu is when you're skimming a room for any sight of her.
It's Sugawara that spots the two of you peeking into the room. He smiles at Shimizu, nods to the two of you. She's quick to greet you both at the classroom door.
"[name]-chan, Hitoka-chan! Did you need something?"
"Sorry to bother you, Senpai." You smile, dial up the charm. "We both wanted to talk to you about the volleyball club?"
"Oh?" Her eyes slide between you and Yachi with interest. "What is it?"
You nod to Yachi. She holds out her club application in two shaking hands. You hold out your own, a touch more casually. Not that it's hard to come off as casual standing next to Yachi. "W-we both decided to join, if that's alright!"
"Really!? That's great!" She takes both from you, eyes lighting up.
Man. No wonder Nishinoya and Tanaka are obsessed with her. She's got this like, gentle smile and shit.
"I'll get everything handled with the membership committee. Since there's no practice until after exams, that gives us more than enough time to get your jackets ordered. You included your jacket sizes in the applications, right?"
"Y-yes!" Yachi says.
You pat her shoulder reassuringly. "Breathe, Yachi-san."
"B-but we're on the third year's floor," she whispers back. "What if we're not supposed to be here?"
"It's fine. Whatever big scary thing happens, I got you."
"O-okay..."
"Thank you both so much. I'll get everything handled, you two just focus on exams, alright? You've both been helping the others study, too, right? How's that going?"
You share twin smiles with Yachi. "Good!" she chirps. "We both helped them over the weekend. [surname]-chan says that Nishinoya-san and Tanaka-san are doing well, and Hinata and Kageyama-kun were working really hard when I was with them."
"That's good. Those four are an important part of the team, so it'll be difficult if they don't get to come to the away games. Speaking of—if you both come find me after school today, we'll need to get you both to bring in permission slips for that."
Oh.
You're so fucked.
~
Okay, cool, fine, no big deal. You have a blank permission slip and a father who's never home to sign it. This is doable. This is a clear issue, and a clear issue is something that can be solved.
You walk home separately of Yachi—after you'd offered to help put up the posters when they're ready, she ran into friends and you don't want to intrude, so you take your blank permission slip and meander out of the school. You guess you'll scratch out some time to study, to freeze some meals, to… something.
Fuck. You really wish practices weren't on hold for exams.
It's not long after you've made your way out of the gate that that swoopy feeling of your feet no longer touching the ground hits you. You shriek at the arms around your waist, wriggle in the hold of your captor—
—your captor, who sets you down with his trademark blinding grin. "Hi," Nishinoya says. "That was a good noise!"
You steady yourself, hand (and now-crumpled permission slip) held to your chest. "What the hell are you doing?"
"I missed you today! It's weird not having practice."
"So you scare the shit out of me!?"
He laughs. "Sorry, sorry."
"You never really sound sorry when you apologize to me," you grumble.
"To be fair, I did call your name when I saw you. You're the one with your head in the clouds. What're you up to? Any plans with all your newfound free time?"
"Cooking dinner. I have food on the slow cooker I need to get to. And then I'm going to study. You know, that thing we're supposed to be doing with all the extra time from not being allowed to do clubs for a week?"
"Hm, that sounds like something schools made up or something. Boring."
"Uh-huh. You know, I'm not gonna marry you if you fail all your exams."
"But you will if I pass at least one?"
"Are you gonna pass any? Believing that studying is a thing people do isn't even step one. It's like, step zero."
"Study with me, then."
He flashes that charming little smile, and you shove him away. "I can't come over. The last thing I need is to burn my house down because I left dinner on the slow cooker too long and it like, blew up or something."¹¹
"So let me come over. We'll study together, I'll be good and quiet and not interrupt your precious brain training time…"
You sigh. "I'm not exactly prepared to entertain guests."
"You don't have to entertain me!"
"The house is a mess."
"So's my bedroom. You live there, what's the problem with it looking like you live there?"
He keeps easy pace beside you as you walk. "It's rude! You're not supposed to show guests a messy home when they come over."
"But you weren't expecting me. So it's not like it's your fault."
"Why are you so set on coming over to my house, anyway?"
"Curiosity. What's wrong with that?"
"I literally don't even have snacks to give you."
Without another word, he grabs your shoulder and steers you off to the side—straight to Sakanoshita. "I'm so glad you brought that up! I can treat you!"
"I think you're fundamentally misunderstanding the role a host and a guest are supposed to play."
"I'm being a friend. Friends buy each other stuff sometimes. Lemme buy you snacks. I'm horrible at remembering to do breaks and then once I actually take one I end up done for the night."
You stop in your tracks, don't let him drag you inside. "What are you doing right now?"
"Hm?" He tilts his head. "Getting rid of your reasons to say no. Why?"
…oh. That's almost sweet.
"…if you're going to insist on this, I can solve the reason for saying 'no' to going over to your house. Let's find a reason to say yes to that instead…?"
He seems to sense your discomfort, the way it seeps into your shoulders but refuses to reach your voice. There's a moment where he just looks at you, blinking, that sort of blank look that a puppy gets before it does the stupidest thing you've ever seen in your life. "Oh! That's easy. Because you want to."
You raise an eyebrow. "Do I?"
"Don't you? We're celebrating since you're joining the team! And you said before that I didn't know enough about you to be in love with you. So I need to get to know you, right? And you should get to know me. There's a yes for letting me buy snacks for you, and a yes for hanging out with me."
"If my end goal were to marry you, maybe."
He pulls you inside, not missing a beat. "I'm not giving up, so it'd be a good idea to start adjusting to the idea now."
You roll your eyes. Smile and wave to Coach Ukai, who's got one foot up on the counter, lit cigarette in hand as you enter. He nods back, raising an eyebrow at the pair of you. "Good day at school, you two?"
"He has too much energy. Please tell the school that their decision to suspend club activities during exam week is going to kill me, personally, Coach," you deadpan. Nishinoya doesn't miss a beat, dragging you towards one of the aisles.
"I'll see what I can do."
Over chips, Nishinoya talks a mile a minute and too loudly, picking up too many bags of chips as he does. "Pick something. I'm buying. What's your solution to not burning your house down?"
"I'm just going to run by my place and make sure nothing is going to burn before coming over."
"I could walk with you?"
"No," you reply, too quickly. You wince a little, try to recover. "I mean, you're grabbing a lot of snacks to carry, and I'll be quick, so…"
He watches you carefully a moment, but simply adds another snack bag of chips to his armful instead of commenting on it.
"And put some of those chips away. We're getting snacks, my dinner is already mostly done and I'm sure your family has food planned."
He pouts. He's gathered a whole armful of chip bags. "You haven't even picked out yours, yet."
"I'm not picking any if you don't put those back and get a reasonable amount of chips."
"Fiiine."
He puts back most of the bags of chips, and you straighten up the display while you mull over two flavors. Once you've settled, you grab one bag.
"Great! You wanna go grab drinks? My hands are a little full."
"Sure, sure, what do you want?"
He tells you what to grab, and you meander off. As he pays, you say: "You know I'm not gonna let you buy things for me all the time, right?"
"Tell me not to, and I won't," he replies, not missing a beat.
You say nothing. On your way out the door, you dip your head to Coach Ukai and let Nishinoya drag you along for what's sure to be a very productive study session.
~
You do actually end up studying. It takes you only a little work to corral Nishinoya into focusing. He sits across from you in his living room, focusing hard on his flashcards with this really intense look. It's laughably easy to tell how well his study session is going; every now and then, you'll notice him grimace in annoyance after flipping a card, or else brighten up a little.
For your part, you work through practice problems diligently, only glancing up every now and then to observe your upperclassman and make sure he's still working.
It's peaceful. Nice. After a solid half an hour of quiet that you didn't know he was capable of, you stretch, ready to enforce a break, and are interrupted by something fluffy careening into your chest and borderline knocking you over. Aside from the force, it announces itself with the purriest meow you've ever heard, nearly lost—like before, you recall dimly—by your startled yelp.
Nishinoya catches the sight of you—now clutching a fluffy, bob-tailed calico to your chest as it presses its face into yours. "Oh, by the way. I have a cat," he says.
You ignore him entirely. "Oh my gosh, hi baby!"
"This is Soba.¹² She hates strangers, so I can only assume that the fact that she already loves you is a sign that you now have to marry me."
"Not if you don't ask me enough times, I don't—" Soba meows at you, snuggles into your pets with the sweetest little look on her face. Now that she's not scaring the shit out of you, you can properly look her over and zero in on her white-tipped paws. "—she has socks?"
He laughs softly, nodding. "She has socks."
"Amazing. The best cats have socks. Especially toe socks." You shoot him an amused look. "Didn't really take you for a cat guy, though."
"Does being a cat guy earn me bonus points?"
"It gives me an eternal yes to coming over." Soba wriggles out of your arms, only to curl up in your lap. "How are you not constantly covered in cat hair? She's so cuddly!"
"I'm careful and know what a lint roller is," he jokes. "Technically, she's my sister's, but… I mean, she likes me best, so…"
"I think I love her?"
"Marry me, then, and you get partial custody."
"Ask me nine hundred and eighty-four more times and give me unlimited cat access and I'll think about it."
"Deal."
"That aside, how's your studying coming along? I think I heard you swearing under your breath earlier."
He groans. "It's... it's coming along."
"What're you working on? Kanji drills?"
"Yeah... Trying to get everything hammered out before tomorrow. I need exams to be over already..."
"They'll end when they end. I'm so sorry, but you're just gonna have to stick them out. How's your brain doing? I think I smell smoke."
"Without exaggeration, I am going to explode if I do not do something with my body right now."
"See, but this is really unfortunate," you say. "I was gonna ask you to teach me a little volleyball in our break time, but I'm pretty sure moving this baby would be considered a war crime in seventy-three countries, so…"
"You want me to!?" He springs forward, flashcards forgotten. "Really!?"
"Well, your super cool libero skills would be helpful to have on deck so poor Yachi-san's head doesn't get taken off by a stray ball. Unfortunately, until this little cuddle bug leaves, that's not happening."
"…marry me, though?"
"Nine hundred eighty-three. Work hard until the next break and maybe the baby will—"
"Soba! Pspsps."
Soba perks up. Yawns. Crawls right off of you to sniff at Nishinoya's hand. He beams at you. "So, you want me to teach you to receive?"
You smile. Tighten the caps on your and his sodas as a cat prevention measure. "You sure it's a good idea to leave your snacks unattended with the baby around?"
"The baby can't open bag clips," he replies triumphantly, having produced one from seemingly nowhere and clipped both of your chip bags together.
You elect not to mention that any cat is going to have teeth strong enough to rip open the rest of the bag and let him pull you outside without another word.
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So the rest of the study session is spent like that: long work session involving a purring cat on either your lap or his, fifteen minutes or so of him—badly—trying to explain receiving to you. It's clear he knows what he's doing and what he's talking about, but what isn't so clear is what the hell he means by things like you just gotta bump it like fwah, you know?. Still, you try your best, and breaks turn into passing the ball back and forth—him with ease, you frequently running to pick up a ball you dropped.
"Now you've got it!" Nishinoya cheers after you barely manage to not let the ball hit the ground on one of these sessions. "At this rate, you'll be playing libero for the girls' team before you know it!"
You snort. "Uh, yeah, hard pass."
"Why not? Volleyball's fun, you know."
"I'm sure it is. But A, I suck at it. And B, I'm sort of already in a club. I can't imagine I'd be a very effective player on the team if I'm instead going to all of your practices. And I'd definitely make a bad manager if I'm always going to their practices instead of yours."
"Fine, fine, I concede that it might be a little hard."
"Harder than I'm willing to bother with."
He laughs. You fail another few passes before the break is over, and then you're back inside, back to math and English and kanji and test-taking strategies.
"This is the last one, I think," you say as you settle back in at your seat. "I need to actually eat my dinner at some point, and it's getting late."
"Aw, you don't wanna stay for dinner?" He bats his eyelids at you playfully. You consider hitting him.
"My dinner is already ready, Nishinoya-senpai. No."
You fall back into studying, one last time. You're actually impressed with him—the regular breaks are definitely helping, and making sure they're active has smoothed out his jumpier edges. They were probably a bit more active than he expected, honestly—you're very bad at returning the ball, and he ended up having to dive for most of the ones you actually managed to get back in his general direction. But he's been working hard when he's back at the table, like he's taking this seriously seriously. It's refreshing.
It is with no small horror that you admit to yourself that you could actually get a crush on this guy if he were serious and you let yourself. Luckily, there's a solution to that, one you only have to do half the work for: he stays unserious about you (easy—he isn't serious and never will be) and you don't let yourself develop anything. You're great at not feeling emotions. It's like, your one big talent in life.
So when you bid him goodnight at his doorstep, you smile and wave. He waits in the doorway, reaches out to you before you go. "Wait. [name]-san."
"Mm?"
"For good luck—will you marry me?"
You laugh. Shake your head. "Give it your best, ask another nine hundred and eighty-two times, and I'll think about it, Senpai. But, just so you know, I've seen how hard you've been working, and I don't think you need the luck."
His smile is blinding when you turn to leave.
You turn down the street towards your house, smooth yourself out. The walk is brief, the house empty and quiet like always when you unlock the front door. In contrast to the warmth of his living room, it feels lonelier than ever.
You kick off your shoes, take your dinner to your own living room. Rifle around in your bag for your notebook and instead find a bag of chips—the flavor you'd set aside at the store earlier, deciding to only go with one bag and not burden Nishinoya—with a little note taped to it.
Good luck on your exams!
PS.; you can call me Noya-senpai. it's what my friends call me ;)
Fuck. You really could develop a crush if you're not careful. He's scribbled out his phone number on the note. Despite yourself, you smile and send him a text.
[name] to Noya at 19:48¹³
[name]: by the way, you format a post-script as just P.S. and then the rest of the message
[name]: two dots, no semicolon
Noya: you're welcome
[name]: ...thank you, Noya-senpai
There is a comparatively long pause of about three minutes. You watch his typing bubble pop up, disappear, then pop up again.
Noya: MARRY ME.
[name]: ...981.
Footnotes
11. Y'all are never going to believe this one, but about twenty minutes after I wrote this line, my neighbor's house burned down. Fully gutted. I got some pictures and literally heard it crashing in on itself. No one was hurt, thankfully, and it was not due to being too busy living a coming-of-age romance to keep the crock pot from bursting into flames, but that sure was a sequence of events.
12. Named courtesy of a poll on my tumblr. I choose to believe that people were voting for "grae button" (the results button so I alone could see the results) either to spite me or to force me to figure out an in-fic reason for why the Nishinoya family cat is named "Grae Button". Had there been a tie, I was simply going to add another cat.
13. Military time. Yes yes I'm American. As if it's my fault.
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Lookism guys impressing their s/o pt 2
Gun(park jeong geon)
The pride of this mf he’s absolutely going to try to impress you. I like to think that gun would want an s/o that’s either as strong or stronger than him tbh
So he would absolutely try to impress you during fights, beating down as many people as he can before you
Absolutely the type to halfway through battle make a comment about how if you angled your arm a little up and to the left more you could do a lot more damage-
And you just knocked that guys teeth out. Hot.
Assfgfkl I can totally see him sitting on what looks to be a throne just surrounded by money on the floor to impress you. He was waiting for you to come over to his house and what better way to impress you than to show how worthless money is to him when he has so much
Goo(kim joon goo)
I really can’t see him trying to really impress someone tbh, when he does it comes off as really odd and cringey
He treats it more like a game if anything, pretend to be the cool suave anime character he saw on screen that one time during goos bizzare adventure or whatever
Unless you’re a fellow anime nerd and he would absolutely try to impress you with his extensive knowledge about anime
Honestly it’s kinda cute watching him ramble about all his favorite shows and the sound effects he makes for emphasis
Jace park (park bum Jae)
He’s totally going to try to impress you like those romcoms he always watches and plans an entire day with you revolving around things you like
Start off the morning with breakfast in bed, putting your favorite tv show on. If you aren’t living together he’s swinging by to pick you up and you two have a dinner reservation for breakfast
He’d take you on a picnic with all your favorite foods, walk around the animal park so you can see all the cute animals and maybe even get to pet some dogs
He’s not doing it all to be praised don’t get me wrong
But absolutely praise him and tell him how great he did planning the date, he’ll try to brush it off and act all cool but you can tell by how red his ears are that he’s flustered
Zack Lee(lee Jin sung)
You really saw zacks ‘date’ with Mira and thought he wouldn’t want to impress you? Absolutely wrong
This guy still doesn’t get that he doesn’t need to be over the top trying to impress you all the time. But it’s the sweetest thing so it’s not like you want to stop him. He’s always trying to be gentlemanly and open the door for you, stay on the street side of the side walk. He’d hold his arm out for you to hold onto all nonchalantly but if you actually grabbed onto his arm I think he’d die a little on the inside from happiness
He’s always really dressing up for your dates together too, even if it’s just a dinner and visit to an arcade date he’s out here with the hair gel and the nice button up
Ok but how cute would it be if he always made sure to bring some kind of gift that you’d like before each date? Like one day it’s a specific snack you like or it’s those chocolates that you were telling him that you really wanted
He’s like a dog everytime you accept his gift with a smile and a ‘Thankyou that was so thoughtful’
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