#and it didn't include having my heart broken by another fictional charecter

[hallucinateonpaperspines]

I have made a mistake.

Little old me, who narrowly avoided spoilers for months has finally finished Red Dead Redemption 2. After taking a day to grieve, I restarted the game and am currently roaming around Chapter 2, in denial and trying to spoil my favorite cowboy as much as possible while exploring everything again.

The urge I have to dance on the burning tents of Micah, Dutch, and Colm while scurrying the rest of the gang away to Tahiti or California is so dang high.

My brain is now rotten. Rotten with the mental image of my little embodiment of chaos and comedic vengeance riding in and doing what she does best. I want Ashlyn Moore to enter RDR 2. One A.M. to meet the other A.M.

I want Dutch to meet someone who points out the repetitive and cultish manner of his speeches while complimenting his sense of style.

I want Micah to meet someone crazier than him, someone with the strangest luck that just can't stay down.

I want someone to join Charles out on the plains, watching the world with wide-eyed wonder and seeming like an oblivious child as they learn about the wild. I also want that person to surprise the hell out of him when a "dainty innocent city lady" is fine with butchering a rabbit and throwing the entrails at the O'Driscoll who wanted to turn a hunting lesson into a shoot-out.

I want someone to join Sadie out on a girl's day, getting a few bounties and racing horses through a firey horizon.

I want someone to joke around with Sean, pulling pranks. I want someone to hang out with Lenny and take pictures of that bar mission. I want someone to sit by Jack and tell him stories that haven't even been written yet. I want someone wild to roam the world of rdr2 and throw a wrench into the tragedy of the Van Der Linde gang.

I want Ashlyn in rdr2.

ALIENS AND TIME TRAVEL ARE CANNONICAL! I CAN DO IT IF I WANT TO!!!! There is nothing to stop a chaotic and comedic fix-it-canon divergent au

*looks at current works in progress*